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(Metro)   I don't know what you are talking about but here's a guy who likes lizards in his penis   (metro.co.uk) divider line 64
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6699 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2014 at 8:04 PM (13 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-26 07:42:00 PM
This was when the lizard had managed to slither up his urethra.

"Managed". Right. Oops.
 
2014-04-26 08:07:22 PM
I doubt the lizard enjoyed the experience.
 
2014-04-26 08:08:21 PM
Well that's a piss poor way to get off on your sexual urges.
 
2014-04-26 08:08:47 PM
Jim Morrison complex taken too far.
 
2014-04-26 08:08:49 PM
IN?!?

WTF?
 
2014-04-26 08:08:59 PM
Well how the fark did they get it out?
 
2014-04-26 08:09:52 PM
Godzilla does not approve.
 
2014-04-26 08:15:21 PM
Worst. Prince Albert. Piercing. Evar.
 
2014-04-26 08:17:29 PM
Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?
 
2014-04-26 08:18:16 PM
Sooooo...a reverse Richard Geere?
 
2014-04-26 08:28:03 PM
Life... uh.. finds a way (to get up your urethra)
 
2014-04-26 08:28:16 PM
When he says he has to drain the lizard, he really has to drain the lizard.
 
2014-04-26 08:30:14 PM
This is the first time the hotdog in a hallway saying applies to a mans urethra.

Gross.
 
2014-04-26 08:37:34 PM
The eternal battle between lizards and snakes continues.
 
2014-04-26 08:37:55 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


Nice one. Golfclap.gif and all that.
 
2014-04-26 08:39:15 PM
Oh... wizards. I thought you said lizards.


Slartibeerfest~ That's funny.
 
2014-04-26 08:39:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 08:41:50 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


That's cold-blooded, man.
 
2014-04-26 08:42:20 PM

fusillade762: This was when the lizard had managed to slither up his urethra.

"Managed". Right. Oops.


I'm tellin' ya Doc, it's 'one in a million'.


/Fusilli Jerry.... great name for a lizard
 
2014-04-26 08:44:20 PM
i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-26 08:45:50 PM
I remember accidentally sitting on a broom handle repeatedly. Why was I naked at the time when it accidentally happened you ask? Well, nunya business.
 
2014-04-26 08:51:26 PM
Look up medical anomalies and foreign object in urethra if you dare
 
2014-04-26 08:51:43 PM
Nope.

Nope, nope, nope.

I'm out. That's enough internet for today.
 
2014-04-26 08:52:05 PM
Oh I'm SO glad that said penis and not vagina. That would have been too close to home...err...vagina.
 
2014-04-26 08:52:29 PM
Aww, hell no!
 
2014-04-26 08:56:06 PM

anuran: Look up medical anomalies and foreign object in urethra if you dare


Where's that gif of the guy hitting a button and destroying the Earth when I need it...? Or any of the, like, three gifs of Jerry Seinfeld, Michael (from The Office) or just a crab saying something to the effect of "nononononononononononononono"?
 
2014-04-26 08:58:40 PM

megarian: Oh I'm SO glad that said penis and not vagina. That would have been too close to home...err...vagina.


It's more likely than you think.
 
2014-04-26 09:02:48 PM
Nope.
 
2014-04-26 09:07:28 PM
Lizards? In my penis?
 
2014-04-26 09:08:34 PM

illannoyin: Lizards? In my penis?


That doesn't seem likely.

/Fark needs an edit button
 
2014-04-26 09:11:15 PM
Why do I suspect that while this guy probably won't put another lizard up there, that urethral sounding may well have gained a new practitioner?
 
2014-04-26 09:11:55 PM

megarian: Oh I'm SO glad that said penis and not vagina. That would have been too close to home...err...vagina.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-04-26 09:18:04 PM
Was it a newt?
 
2014-04-26 09:31:23 PM
What the hell has he been doing to his urethra? No, wait, don't wanna know.
 
2014-04-26 09:34:04 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-26 09:35:14 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


Welcome to Fark's smallest list of favorites.
 
2014-04-26 09:35:23 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-26 09:39:53 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-26 09:46:10 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


I think I love you. That was beautiful.
 
2014-04-26 09:47:00 PM
I'm trying to imagine how this is possible and it is making me spinny.
 
2014-04-26 10:21:08 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


HA!
 
2014-04-26 10:29:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 10:34:48 PM

Snapper Carr: When he says he has to drain the lizard, he really has to drain the lizard.


when ya gotta gecko, ya gotta gecko.
 
2014-04-26 10:59:13 PM

zarker: Well how the fark did they get it out?


Cork screw
 
2014-04-26 11:02:29 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


Outstanding.
 
2014-04-26 11:11:10 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


Newsletter, etc.
 
2014-04-26 11:11:57 PM

fappomatic: Was it a newt?


I got better.
 
2014-04-26 11:14:00 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


Sorry I missed this.
Yes.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-26 11:15:07 PM

Slartibeerfest: Do we count this as a reptile dysfunction?


I do believe so.
 
2014-04-26 11:16:35 PM

maram500: anuran: Look up medical anomalies and foreign object in urethra if you dare

Where's that gif of the guy hitting a button and destroying the Earth when I need it...? Or any of the, like, three gifs of Jerry Seinfeld, Michael (from The Office) or just a crab saying something to the effect of "nononononononononononononono"?


Lazy. Go GIS one.

i.imgur.com
 
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