MelGoesOnTour: I was at Greenwise today and during my time through the aisles I kept seeing this same gal, again and again, who would each time make eye contact with me in what can only be said a "come hither" sort of way. She was a full-on hot as fark MILF...her hotness exacerbated by the fact that for as hot as she was it was clear she was also a good number of years older. The first time she batted eyes at me was in the produce area and I figured she was just being friendly. Then it happened again in the dairy aisle. And again in the paper products aisle. When I got to the check-out lane I saw that she wasn't far behind me. Several lanes were open with no customers in line---yet she lined up behind me rather than going to an open lane. And, indeed, even though I tried to not catch her glance (I really did, not lying about this)---well, I did risk a glance and wouldn't you know it her eyes were immediately fixated into mine a'la a laser beam. I shiat you not. Her glance was farking "hypnotic"...it was as though when she caught your glance she was at the same time putting thoughts into your mind a'la some sort of ESP transference. Truly, it was weird and uncanny (yet not at all unpleasant, of course).
Mugato: PreMortem: Mugato: PreMortem: Aaand criminals will find another illegal, easy way to make money./dnrtfaYou're a glass is half empty type guy, aren't you?I've spent time in Kenya. Obviously you haven't.Well excuse me, Indiana Jones, I still think this is good news.
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