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(Onion AV Club)   Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here are fourteen television and movie characters that are not only cognizant of this fact, but will go to great lengths to get their fix, like Omar Little, who needs his Honey Nut Cheerios   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Honey Nut Cheerios, Omar Little, Leslie Knope, bacon and eggs, George Foreman, Kyle MacLachlan, Sacred Heart Hospital, Queen Anne  
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2014-04-26 11:54:55 AM  
I can usually forgive lists for some failings, but how in the fark could you leave off Dexter? The entire montage is a tribute to breakfast.

He even says so in an episode: "A healthy breakfast before hitting the streets -- you can't hunt roadkill on an empty stomach."
2014-04-26 12:08:52 PM  
"Walter White Jr., Breaking Bad"

Leaving satisfied.
2014-04-26 01:00:11 PM
2014-04-26 01:05:22 PM

What about second breakfast?
2014-04-26 01:12:34 PM  
the cornerstone to any nutritious breefess.

/that's that hiwayan burger joint
2014-04-26 01:38:57 PM  
2014-04-26 01:49:56 PM
2014-04-26 02:41:09 PM
2014-04-26 02:48:17 PM  
Fails without
2014-04-26 02:54:17 PM  
Rube in Dead Like Me,
2014-04-26 02:56:40 PM
2014-04-26 03:05:14 PM  
Breakfast is a waste of time and you can eat whatever you want in the morning
2014-04-26 03:08:53 PM
2014-04-26 03:22:13 PM
2014-04-26 03:30:05 PM  

Clash City Farker: [ image 500x300]

What about second breakfast?
2014-04-26 03:31:48 PM  
Having just made pancakes and bacon for lunch today, I have to add my voice to those praising breakfast and its foods, regardless of the actual hour of consumption.  I am downright stabby in the morning before I eat.  Coffee I can do without if I have to, but food is a must if you expect me to be sociable or useful in any way.

Some of the best dinners in my life were brinners.  And brunch is nearly as good.
2014-04-26 03:33:58 PM
2014-04-26 04:23:43 PM  
Sausage links next to runny, sunny-side-up eggs on buttery wheat toast with a glass of fresh squoze orange juice...

I'ma hafta go shopping as soon as I leave the office.
2014-04-26 04:58:24 PM
It's my birthday today.
2014-04-26 05:01:37 PM  
Well, that settles that.

Sausage, eggs, and toast for dinner tonight.
2014-04-26 06:14:43 PM  

Son of Thunder: Well, that settles that.

Sausage, eggs, and toast for dinner tonight.

And Spam.
2014-04-26 06:51:07 PM  
I'm one of those people who will eat breakfast all day.  Omelets for dinner with a lb of bacon on the side is great with some cognac.
2014-04-26 06:58:48 PM  

Mugato: Fails without

I got down to 12 thinking the list would be a failure without peewee's breakfast machine
2014-04-26 07:12:17 PM  

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It's my birthday today.

That is my breakfast every morning.
/add cheese to the hasbrowns
2014-04-26 07:20:19 PM  
Came to say they left out Jethro Bodine's bowl of corn flakes but they didn't.

Granny also smoked a Winston in her pipe 'til Jed tells her to try it without the pipe.
2014-04-26 08:51:20 PM  
So has the AV Club just turned into BuzzFeed for hipsters? I'm not clicking the link to add a pageview stat to this nonsense, so if this story goes anywhere any kind of deep I apologize, but this sounds like the worst of the internet, and the AV Club sure likes to pretend they're better than that.
2014-04-26 11:17:20 PM  
It's funny cuz I almost never eat breakfast. Cereal is a snack food and bacon is an everytime food.
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