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(TMZ)   After learning Chase Bank is turning away porn stars because they find the adult film industry abhorrent, Wells Fargo is stepping up efforts to get the adult film industry to give them their huge deposits   (tmz.com) divider line 77
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2014-04-26 11:15:31 AM
Mexican drug dealers are still ok.
 
2014-04-26 11:29:22 AM
Banks wash the billions in cash from dope pushers in the U.S (cc and checks aren't very popular).  so why would Porn bother them. oh, i forgot, Jesus.


Banks are the assholes of 'murica.  they've got their paws in every aspect of 'murican life.  even getting a job requires the OK from a bank (credit check).  they own the Insurance companies.  they're milking FreedomLand dry.

Thomas Jefferson warned us.  but we're to smug to have listened.

a statement Jefferson made in a letter to John Taylor in 1816. He wrote, "And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."
 
2014-04-26 12:01:39 PM
Just jealous because it's people getting screwed of which they're not apart of.
 
2014-04-26 12:03:34 PM
These porn stars should use a credit union because the banking industry is abhorrent.
 
2014-04-26 12:08:31 PM
Blood money good, butt money bad
 
2014-04-26 12:41:02 PM
Seriously?

Fark Chase a bunch.  You don't get to wreck the economy and then go all moral on people who have sex for a living.
 
2014-04-26 12:46:41 PM
Fundamentalist conservative outrage in 3...2...1...
 
2014-04-26 12:51:49 PM
Nice so I can go back to calling the Wells Fargo Center in Philly (Formally First Union Center) "The F U Center"
 
2014-04-26 12:53:58 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Blood money good, butt money bad


Ass pennies.
 
2014-04-26 01:04:09 PM
So banks have no problem farking people, but have a problem with people who fark for a living?
 
2014-04-26 01:16:25 PM
Knows that feel:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-26 01:18:12 PM
Came for Boggie Nights, not sure I'm satisfied.
 
2014-04-26 01:19:52 PM

Linux_Yes: Banks wash the billions in cash from dope pushers in the U.S (cc and checks aren't very popular).  so why would Porn bother them. oh, i forgot, Jesus.


Banks are the assholes of 'murica.  they've got their paws in every aspect of 'murican life.  even getting a job requires the OK from a bank (credit check).  they own the Insurance companies.  they're milking FreedomLand dry.

Thomas Jefferson warned us.  but we're to smug to have listened.

a statement Jefferson made in a letter to John Taylor in 1816. He wrote, "And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."


The fact Jefferson was perpetually in trouble with people who lent him money may have colored his opinion of banks a bit.
 
2014-04-26 01:36:02 PM

BalugaJoe: Mexican drug dealers are still ok.


We prefer to call them "Job creator ™"
 
2014-04-26 01:36:49 PM

Spadababababababa Spadina Bus: Knows that feel:

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Ahhhhh. I am satisfied.
 
2014-04-26 01:37:46 PM

Target Builder: Linux_Yes: Banks wash the billions in cash from dope pushers in the U.S (cc and checks aren't very popular).  so why would Porn bother them. oh, i forgot, Jesus.


Banks are the assholes of 'murica.  they've got their paws in every aspect of 'murican life.  even getting a job requires the OK from a bank (credit check).  they own the Insurance companies.  they're milking FreedomLand dry.

Thomas Jefferson warned us.  but we're to smug to have listened.

a statement Jefferson made in a letter to John Taylor in 1816. He wrote, "And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."

The fact Jefferson was perpetually in trouble with people who lent him money may have colored his opinion of banks a bit.


then why did they keep lending him money?  expecting the government would bail them out with the People's tax money, perhaps??


you can clean your shoes now.
 
2014-04-26 01:38:20 PM
Free Cream Pie with every deposit.
 
2014-04-26 01:41:34 PM

dustman81: So banks have no problem farking people, but have a problem with people who fark for a living?



they can f*ck all they want. they can loan money to people who are high risk because the good ole' banks know the government will bail them out with the people's tax money,  they can't lose either way.

the nation loses, though.
 
2014-04-26 01:50:19 PM

Linux_Yes: dustman81: So banks have no problem farking people, but have a problem with people who fark for a living?


they can f*ck all they want. they can loan money to people who are high risk because the good ole' banks know the government will bail them out with the people's tax money,  they can't lose either way.

the nation loses, though.


Sorry, but your boys Holder and Obama decided not to prosecute bankers whom laundered money to terrorists and drug cartels.  Until you start voting differently and quit being such a fan boi, you need to STFU.
 
2014-04-26 01:53:34 PM
Chase over the past 5 years upped my credit cards to $18,000 limits, almost $40,000 total in debt from Chase alone. I wonder what happens if I give them a thank you card and say I fund porno.
 
2014-04-26 01:56:05 PM
Linux_Yes:

then why did they keep lending him money?  expecting the government would bail them out with the People's tax money, perhaps??


you can clean your shoes now.


He had to auction off a bunch if his stuff on several occasions to meet his debt obligations and when he died a lot if his estate went to his creditors, including his slaves, which is why he officially freed his slave-kids before he died - so they wouldn't be sold off.
 
2014-04-26 01:57:02 PM
Don't leftist type feminist claim that porn is demeaning to women so shouldn't Fark Progressives be praising Chase?
 
2014-04-26 02:01:23 PM
Sorry, Wells Fargo.  My seed money is for investing.
 
2014-04-26 02:05:01 PM
Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of the smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organised political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights. (Albert Einstein, 1949)
 
2014-04-26 02:06:45 PM

Target Builder: Linux_Yes:

then why did they keep lending him money?  expecting the government would bail them out with the People's tax money, perhaps??


you can clean your shoes now.

He had to auction off a bunch if his stuff on several occasions to meet his debt obligations and when he died a lot if his estate went to his creditors, including his slaves, which is why he officially freed his slave-kids before he died - so they wouldn't be sold off.



that bastard!!!      and those poor bankers had to go thru all those inconviences to steal even more.  its a hard life for our banker friends.
 
2014-04-26 02:08:18 PM

Nemo's Brother: Sorry, but your boys Holder and Obama decided not to prosecute bankers whom laundered money to terrorists and drug cartels. Until you start voting differently and quit being such a fan boi, you need to STFU.


Other than your word choices, I sadly have to agree with you that Obama utterly screwed the pooch by letting Wall Street get away with it.
 
2014-04-26 02:09:35 PM

Brick-House: Free Cream Pie with every deposit.


You said deposit twice.
 
2014-04-26 02:12:07 PM
I wonder if they test to make sure all the girls have a safe deposit box.
 
2014-04-26 02:19:06 PM
The only contact I have with Chase is the ATM at the local CVS. It charges $3.50 for a transaction.
My contact with the porn industry, on the other hand....
 
2014-04-26 02:21:25 PM

Linux_Yes: Banks wash the billions in cash from dope pushers in the U.S (cc and checks aren't very popular).  so why would Porn bother them. oh, i forgot, Jesus.


Banks are the assholes of 'murica.  they've got their paws in every aspect of 'murican life.  even getting a job requires the OK from a bank (credit check).  they own the Insurance companies.  they're milking FreedomLand dry.

Thomas Jefferson warned us.  but we're to smug to have listened.

a statement Jefferson made in a letter to John Taylor in 1816. He wrote, "And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."


Jefferson understood this because he was in debt up to his eyeballs and died in debt up to his eyeballs.
More French wine!

/Jefferson was the first modern American: In debt and livin' large.
//First rule of American success: Spend other people's money, then die.
 
2014-04-26 02:22:09 PM

hasty ambush: Don't leftist type feminist claim that porn is demeaning to women so shouldn't Fark Progressives be praising Chase?



So in your world the leftists are the the ones who are against porn, and not the right's bible thumpers. Uhhhh... kay... So exactly how high are you right now? Because your brains sound farking scrambled.
 
2014-04-26 02:33:05 PM
Repugs like shooting the goo as much or more than anyone.  the only difference is that after they shoot the goo and you ask them what that white gooey stuff is all over the bathroom mirror, they claim they don't know anything about it. never seen it before.

and if they're lucky enough to get laid, watch out!! they could make bill clinton look like an amateur.
 
2014-04-26 02:34:24 PM

AliceBToklasLives: These porn stars should use a credit union because the banking industry is abhorrent.



Credit Union > Bank.  anyday.   with a CC, you don't give your money to stockholders who need another porsche.
 
2014-04-26 02:35:11 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Blood money good, butt money bad



Jesus would approve.
 
2014-04-26 02:37:03 PM

Nemo's Brother: Linux_Yes: dustman81: So banks have no problem farking people, but have a problem with people who fark for a living?


they can f*ck all they want. they can loan money to people who are high risk because the good ole' banks know the government will bail them out with the people's tax money,  they can't lose either way.

the nation loses, though.

Sorry, but your boys Holder and Obama decided not to prosecute bankers whom laundered money to terrorists and drug cartels.  Until you start voting differently and quit being such a fan boi, you need to STFU.



yea, Reagan and Edwin Meese were models of Integrity.   lol
 
2014-04-26 02:38:58 PM
Comedian George Carlin sums up the Republican Party and the Reagan machine.  from 1988.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlKMy65dyz4   (some adult language)
 
2014-04-26 02:42:53 PM
"Hey mom, remember when I said I was doing porn?  I just didn't want you to know I worked at a bank."
 
2014-04-26 02:43:41 PM
'huge deposits'  -  good one, subby
 
2014-04-26 02:47:10 PM
Blood money good

I had a friend who was into sex with women at that time of the month ....
 
2014-04-26 02:51:35 PM

red5ish: The only contact I have with Chase is the ATM at the local CVS. It charges $3.50 for a transaction.
My contact with the porn industry, on the other hand....


Why don't you just buy a pack of gum with your ATM card and get cash back?
 
2014-04-26 02:59:09 PM

hasty ambush: Don't leftist type feminist claim that porn is demeaning to women so shouldn't Fark Progressives be praising Chase?


In my opinion as someone who considers herself a feminist, as long as it's a safe environment and actresses are compensated fairly, and no one is being coerced, I don't see what the problem is.

And people will continue to make porn as long as there are people who consume it. So to me, the problem (if there is one) is the demand, not the supply. The porn industry is just giving people what they want.

/i'm guessing you've consumed some porn in your time. And I'm guessing hypocritical Chase bankers have, too.
 
2014-04-26 03:00:56 PM
If they hate porno stars so much, just throw them off the roof. At the least they will break a foot or two.
 
2014-04-26 03:03:03 PM
Chase pretty much hates all of its individual customers, so why would anyone expect Chase to single out porn stars for friendly treatment?
 
2014-04-26 03:13:49 PM
Glad to see Linux_Yes is still out and about.
 
2014-04-26 03:37:37 PM
In other news, apparently some porn stars manage to save money.
 
2014-04-26 03:40:43 PM

monoski: BalugaJoe: Mexican drug dealers are still ok.

We prefer to call them "Job creatorcreador de empleo™"


Arreglado eso para usted
 
2014-04-26 03:44:11 PM
The headquarters of the Big Four:
Citi: New York
Chase: New York
Bank of America: Charlotte, North Carolina
Wells Fargo: San Francisco

Now which city of the three is perceived the most sex-friendly?
 
2014-04-26 03:44:20 PM
So, "Chaste Bank" then?
 
2014-04-26 04:01:58 PM

Linux_Yes: Nemo's Brother: Linux_Yes: dustman81: So banks have no problem farking people, but have a problem with people who fark for a living?


they can f*ck all they want. they can loan money to people who are high risk because the good ole' banks know the government will bail them out with the people's tax money,  they can't lose either way.

the nation loses, though.

Sorry, but your boys Holder and Obama decided not to prosecute bankers whom laundered money to terrorists and drug cartels.  Until you start voting differently and quit being such a fan boi, you need to STFU.


yea, Reagan and Edwin Meese were models of Integrity.   lol


No, I think he is talking about Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

I'm sure they both would have led the effort to prosecute the banks!

/ Poe's Law off.
 
2014-04-26 04:09:39 PM
Depositing farkin' loads.
 
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