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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 172, Jon Jones vs Glover Teixeira for the LHW title. Co-main event is Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Phil Davis. Early prelims at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 374
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2014-04-26 05:21:25 AM  
Ruumble actually made weight.  Granted, he fights at light heavyweight now instead of 170 like he used to.

www.tapology.com


Oh, and Jessamyn Duke on the Fox Sports 1 prelims.
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2014-04-26 06:14:28 AM  
HELL, YEAH! I really enjoy watching Jon Jones fight, hoping to see at least few really entertaining bouts.
 
2014-04-26 09:03:54 AM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 11:21:48 AM  
Man, I'm going to miss this one because of a gig tonight. It sucks because I don't have the discipline to not look up the results as they happen.
 
2014-04-26 12:42:34 PM  
Haven't made picks yet but here's a few weeks old story of Jon Jones reuniting with his lost cat in Albuquerque Link

Farking cat people.. Wish Jones wasn't so good so I could pick against him.
 
2014-04-26 12:58:38 PM  

violentsalvation: Haven't made picks yet but here's a few weeks old story of Jon Jones reuniting with his lost cat in Albuquerque Link

Farking cat people.. Wish Jones wasn't so good so I could pick against him.


Kind of the same here.  Had to pick Jones, but I'd be happy to see Glover knock him out.
 
2014-04-26 01:04:24 PM  
Totally stole this from a post in the Tapology forums, but thought it was funny.
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2014-04-26 01:13:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Totally stole this from a post in the Tapology forums, but thought it was funny.
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lol.

Every time I see the photos of Phil Davis weighing in posted on Tapology I'm just totally amazed at his body. I've never seen a more V-shaped torso, he's a comic book character.

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 01:15:13 PM  
I am picking against Jones only to get points for predicting a huge upset

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 01:50:55 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 03:12:07 PM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: Totally stole this from a post in the Tapology forums, but thought it was funny.
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lol.

Every time I see the photos of Phil Davis weighing in posted on Tapology I'm just totally amazed at his body. I've never seen a more V-shaped torso, he's a comic book character.

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Too many goddamn pull-ups. He needs an intervention.
 
2014-04-26 04:02:53 PM  

violentsalvation: Every time I see the photos of Phil Davis weighing in posted on Tapology I'm just totally amazed at his body. I've never seen a more V-shaped torso, he's a comic book character.

[www.tapology.com image 599x400]


static.tvtropes.org

MOAR POUCHES
 
2014-04-26 05:06:22 PM  

Twitch Boy: violentsalvation: Every time I see the photos of Phil Davis weighing in posted on Tapology I'm just totally amazed at his body. I've never seen a more V-shaped torso, he's a comic book character.

[www.tapology.com image 599x400]

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MOAR POUCHES


LOL +1
 
2014-04-26 05:08:46 PM  
www.tapology.com

I have no clue on half of these fights, just many random guesses.
 
2014-04-26 05:41:36 PM  
Sweet the early prelims aren't at like noon today so I can get my picks in
 
2014-04-26 07:03:09 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 07:19:43 PM  
Chael Sonnen is already way too hyped/jacked up.
 
2014-04-26 07:24:31 PM  
Huh, Wladimir Kitschko is fighting today
 
2014-04-26 07:26:55 PM  

Klippoklondike: Huh, Wladimir Kitschko is fighting today


I have to wonder if concern for his brother weighs on his mind
 
2014-04-26 07:27:32 PM  

Klippoklondike: Huh, Wladimir Kitschko is fighting today


Oh wait, it's already over.  Stupid timezones.
 
2014-04-26 07:31:20 PM  

The Bestest: Klippoklondike: Huh, Wladimir Kitschko is fighting today

I have to wonder if concern for his brother weighs on his mind


5th round KO victory, so I guess not
 
2014-04-26 07:32:16 PM  
Beal tko 2
Brenneman Sub 1
Duke Sub 2
Gomi KO Rd 3
Benavidez Sub 2
Holloway 29-28
Miller sub 3
Boetsch KO 1
Davis Split 30-27 30-27 29-28
Jones Points
 
2014-04-26 07:33:36 PM  
prelims are live
 
2014-04-26 07:40:53 PM  
NUTSHOT!!!
 
2014-04-26 07:43:13 PM  
Sloppy but fun so far
 
2014-04-26 07:46:11 PM  
Close round.  10-9 Beal
 
2014-04-26 07:46:46 PM  
Dude was riding his bike all over the place!
 
2014-04-26 07:49:12 PM  
HOLY shiat!!!!

That was a nasty flying knee
 
2014-04-26 07:50:07 PM  
Prelims are not live for me.  I have 10 more minutes before they come on for me.  Damn.
 
2014-04-26 07:53:49 PM  
Looks like I can't post images anymore...

I've got (all finishes r1):

Jones, TKO
Davis, Sub
Rockhold, TKO
Miller, Dec
Fili, Dec
Benavidez, Dec
Gomi, Dec
Duke, Dec
Castillo, TKO
Beale, Dec
 
2014-04-26 07:56:52 PM  
Beal's Knee

Thanks Zombie.
 
2014-04-26 07:57:05 PM  
I have broad "swimmers" shoulders, long arms and a narrow waist. At least I thought so until I saw Phil Davis...

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 08:00:12 PM  

lokis_mentor: Beal's Knee

Thanks Zombie.


Oh damn that is highlight reel gold.  just beautiful
 
2014-04-26 08:02:29 PM  
Why is Joe wearing suits all of the sudden?

I'm a tad freaked the fark out.
 
2014-04-26 08:05:30 PM  

lokis_mentor: Beal's Knee
Thanks Zombie.


Jesus, that's a video game-level KO.  That could've been used as a motion-capture for Sagat from Street Fighter II.
 
2014-04-26 08:05:45 PM  
This is Castillo's fight to lose.  Brenneman has wrestling and nothing else
 
2014-04-26 08:10:42 PM  

Testiclaw: Why is Joe wearing suits all of the sudden?

I'm a tad freaked the fark out.


He's trying to look sharp for Kimmie
 
2014-04-26 08:10:50 PM  
This is a stacked card! Besides the main, I'm really looking forward to Rumble/Davis and always love watching Jim Miller.

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 08:13:20 PM  

Klippoklondike: This is Castillo's fight to lose.  Brenneman has wrestling and nothing else


Wrestling and nothing else has won a lot of fights.

But yeah, Castillo has pretty good wrestling himself and is better on the feet.
 
2014-04-26 08:16:59 PM  
Miragliotta has JOnes/Teixeira; Herb has Davis/Johnson; Mario has Rockhold/Boetsch
 
2014-04-26 08:17:06 PM  

Skyrmion: Klippoklondike: This is Castillo's fight to lose.  Brenneman has wrestling and nothing else

Wrestling and nothing else has won a lot of fights.

But yeah, Castillo has pretty good wrestling himself and is better on the feet.


You've got a point.  Brenneman won the first round.  Hopefully Castillo can figure him out
 
2014-04-26 08:17:48 PM  
Oh shiat!!!
 
2014-04-26 08:17:48 PM  
Big hand
 
2014-04-26 08:18:13 PM  
HOLY FARK!
 
2014-04-26 08:18:15 PM  
Hard to believe Brenneman hasn't upped his game. Oh - boom! Back to wherever he's been.
 
2014-04-26 08:18:25 PM  

Klippoklondike: Skyrmion: Klippoklondike: This is Castillo's fight to lose.  Brenneman has wrestling and nothing else

Wrestling and nothing else has won a lot of fights.

But yeah, Castillo has pretty good wrestling himself and is better on the feet.

You've got a point.  Brenneman won the first round.  Hopefully Castillo can figure him out


I think he did
 
2014-04-26 08:20:19 PM  
another good KO gif
 
2014-04-26 08:20:34 PM  
Turned it on just in time to see the KO!
 
2014-04-26 08:21:28 PM  

psychicdeath99: Testiclaw: Why is Joe wearing suits all of the sudden?

I'm a tad freaked the fark out.

He's trying to look sharp for Kimmie


When did Joe become Dana White?
 
2014-04-26 08:23:25 PM  
Two potential ko's of the night to start the card.  Good omens
 
2014-04-26 08:24:03 PM  
Internet going in and out.  I'm glad that portion was on TV and not Fight Pass.  Big KO for Castillo.

Now Jessamyn.  mmmmmmmm
 
2014-04-26 08:28:44 PM  
 
2014-04-26 08:35:35 PM  
I am attracted to Bethe Correira and I don't know why
 
2014-04-26 08:39:27 PM  
Duke looks off.  Like she had a rough cut or something is injured.
 
2014-04-26 08:39:33 PM  
close round.  10-9 Duke
 
2014-04-26 08:40:20 PM  
www.tapology.com

Good evening, farkers.
 
2014-04-26 08:40:22 PM  
I give that one to Correia.
 
2014-04-26 08:40:46 PM  

Klippoklondike: I am attracted to Bethe Correira and I don't know why


You're not the only one.  She's no Meisha though...  She won first round too.
 
2014-04-26 08:42:52 PM  

therawuncut: Good evening, farkers.


Evening
 
2014-04-26 08:43:25 PM  
i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-26 08:44:18 PM  
Don't think Duke was ready for the ground game, but she's doing better than I expected.

Castillo's KO was picture perfect. Reminiscent of Rashad's KO of Chuck
 
2014-04-26 08:45:17 PM  
Jesus Joe, get off Duke's jock strap.

Wait...
 
2014-04-26 08:45:24 PM  
10-9 Correia.  19-19
 
2014-04-26 08:46:18 PM  
This fight might be a split if it goes the distance.  The first two rounds were really close
 
2014-04-26 08:47:32 PM  
20-18 Correia, but I can totally see 19-19.
 
2014-04-26 08:48:19 PM  

oukewldave: Klippoklondike: I am attracted to Bethe Correira and I don't know why

You're not the only one.  She's no Meisha though...  She won first round too.


It's those thick thighs...
 
2014-04-26 08:48:30 PM  
SPINNING BACKFIST!

Which reminds me, we haven't had One Bad Apple's checklist in a while
 
2014-04-26 08:51:17 PM  
nasty bruises on Duke's leg
 
2014-04-26 08:51:42 PM  

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple's checklist


Hey! You're right. First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

I demand my money back...
 
2014-04-26 08:51:50 PM  
I can't believe they signed Arlovski.
 
2014-04-26 08:51:57 PM  
10-9 Correia.  29-28 Correia
 
2014-04-26 08:52:05 PM  
Well that should go to Correia.
 
2014-04-26 08:52:54 PM  
30-27 Correia
 
2014-04-26 08:53:14 PM  
I have it 29-28 for Bethe, but the first two rounds were very close.  It's a tough call
 
2014-04-26 08:53:41 PM  
I think Bethe gets the win.
 
2014-04-26 08:54:02 PM  

Skyrmion: I can't believe they signed Arlovski.


I can. The HW division needs a name that up and comers can beat to be pushed.
 
2014-04-26 08:55:11 PM  
Where's Cecil Peoples when I need him?

but really, Duke looked pretty lackadaisical
 
2014-04-26 08:55:31 PM  

mediablitz: Skyrmion: I can't believe they signed Arlovski.

I can. The HW division needs a name that up and comers can beat to be pushed.


I like Arlovski.  Too bad they're rumored to be putting him up against the BJJ wizard Brendan Schaub.  That guy will SHUT. YOU. DOWN.
 
2014-04-26 08:55:35 PM  
Loving Joe's re-writing of history. He pumped Duke the whole fight, until the decision...
 
2014-04-26 08:55:47 PM  
Thinking Duke needs to get a new camp and corner. This isn't TUF anymore.
 
2014-04-26 08:56:26 PM  

mediablitz: Skyrmion: I can't believe they signed Arlovski.

I can. The HW division needs a name that up and comers can beat to be pushed.


Pretty much.  A name for the better fighters to beat, and a gatekeeper to take out the cans
 
2014-04-26 08:56:36 PM  

Klippoklondike: mediablitz: Skyrmion: I can't believe they signed Arlovski.

I can. The HW division needs a name that up and comers can beat to be pushed.

I like Arlovski.  Too bad they're rumored to be putting him up against the BJJ wizard Brendan Schaub.  That guy will SHUT. YOU. DOWN.


If you can't laugh at this, you can't laugh.
 
2014-04-26 09:00:23 PM  
Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.

Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.
 
2014-04-26 09:01:53 PM  

mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.

Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.


If Jones walks through Glover, will that necessarily "expose him"?

Jones has beaten some pretty good fighters while making it look easy.
 
2014-04-26 09:03:40 PM  

Skyrmion: mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.

Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.

If Jones walks through Glover, will that necessarily "expose him"?

Jones has beaten some pretty good fighters while making it look easy.


He couldn't beat that telephone pole

but seriously, Jones is a freak of nature.  I didn't think the guy had a single challenge at LWH until the Gustaffson fight.
 
2014-04-26 09:06:47 PM  

mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.
Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.


I'm expecting it to kind of parallel the Machida fight, if for different reasons/style of opponent.  Jones gets in trouble in round one, gets pressed at times, but then settles down and gets serious in round 2 and gets the finish.
 
2014-04-26 09:07:54 PM  

Klippoklondike: Skyrmion: mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.

Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.

If Jones walks through Glover, will that necessarily "expose him"?

Jones has beaten some pretty good fighters while making it look easy.

He couldn't beat that telephone pole


Hey, he got the W over Gustaffson.

... oh, you mean that telephone pole.
 
2014-04-26 09:08:19 PM  

mediablitz: First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?


Hey! I remembered it last week, but I completely missed the Wednesday card before that.

Anyway, I'm just sitting down, looks like I missed a couple good KTFO's.
 
2014-04-26 09:09:40 PM  

violentsalvation: mediablitz: First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

Hey! I remembered it last week, but I completely missed the Wednesday card before that.

Anyway, I'm just sitting down, looks like I missed a couple good KTFO's.


A couple GOOD? Serious end of year best of stuff!
 
2014-04-26 09:12:03 PM  

Wasteland: mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.
Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.

I'm expecting it to kind of parallel the Machida fight, if for different reasons/style of opponent.  Jones gets in trouble in round one, gets pressed at times, but then settles down and gets serious in round 2 and gets the finish.


Hence my 2nd round sub win prediction....
 
2014-04-26 09:13:34 PM  
close round.  10-9 Gomi

He's doing better than I expected.  Not that Valley-Flagg is a world-beater...
 
2014-04-26 09:13:54 PM  
Okay - I see quite a few people picking Glover - do you know something I don't?  The only name fighters Teixeira beat were old-ass Rampage and Ryan Bader - Rampage took him the distance and Bader was kicking his ass until he caught one on his glass jaw.    To me this looks like a 100% free pass for Jones - what am I missing?
 
2014-04-26 09:15:54 PM  
When is the last time Gomi's body saw sun? 2012?
 
2014-04-26 09:16:32 PM  

psychicdeath99: close round.  10-9 Gomi

He's doing better than I expected.  Not that Valley-Flagg is a world-beater...


I seriously can't tell who is more gassed, and that's saying something.
 
2014-04-26 09:16:33 PM  
Good evening, good peope!

mediablitz: Just going to say it now: Glover gets exposed tonight in a walkthrough win for Jones.

Glover is too slow, leaves too many openings, but he caught the fancy of MMA fans. Look for Glover to be left on the mat. I put money on it, I'm so convinced.


I definitely think this is a possiblity, but like Joe asked months and months ago, "What's next?".  Seriously, who would be next?  I mean, Gustaffson certainly showed that Jones is not an immortal, but if the super hyped Texeira can't do it, would they just start blowing through their joke standings list?  I don't think any Romans ever bet on the Christians over the lions...
 
2014-04-26 09:17:47 PM  
Watching Gomi, am I live?
 
2014-04-26 09:18:21 PM  

trippdogg: what am I missing?


Nothing, IMO. Glover is that media hyped darling to sell tickets/PPV buys...
 
2014-04-26 09:19:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: "What's next?".


Bones has at least 2 more fights, Cormier being the first.
 
2014-04-26 09:19:46 PM  
Holy shiat she's hot.
 
2014-04-26 09:20:01 PM  
10-9 Gomi.  20-18
 
2014-04-26 09:20:43 PM  

libranoelrose: Watching Gomi, am I live?


You're at least close:  3rd round just started under a minute ago
 
2014-04-26 09:21:15 PM  

libranoelrose: Watching Gomi, am I live?


Yep. And yes, he is fighting in the 3rd round.
 
2014-04-26 09:21:39 PM  

mediablitz: Farkin' Uke: "What's next?".

Bones has at least 2 more fights, Cormier being the first.


Well, I'm glad of that.  Thanks for the info!  Know the other fight off hand?
 
2014-04-26 09:21:55 PM  
Gomi chant! I'm not that old!!!
 
2014-04-26 09:23:10 PM  

Farkin' Uke: mediablitz: Farkin' Uke: "What's next?".

Bones has at least 2 more fights, Cormier being the first.

Well, I'm glad of that.  Thanks for the info!  Know the other fight off hand?


Phil Davis, if he wins.
 
2014-04-26 09:23:45 PM  
FotN?
 
2014-04-26 09:24:42 PM  
Bloodshower.
 
2014-04-26 09:25:24 PM  
Woooo! baltimore
 
2014-04-26 09:25:38 PM  
10-9 Gomi.  30-27, but closer than that would seem to indicate
 
2014-04-26 09:25:55 PM  
Only round I'm confident in is the 2nd for Gomi.

Others are coin tosses.
 
2014-04-26 09:25:57 PM  
Seriously. Who had Gomi jumping up at the end of round 3?

Witches....
 
2014-04-26 09:26:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Gomi.  30-27, but closer than that would seem to indicate


Agreed though. I'm glad I was wrong on this pick.

GOMI!!!!
 
2014-04-26 09:27:29 PM  
IVF did better in the striking against Gomi than I thought he would.
 
2014-04-26 09:28:07 PM  

mediablitz: A couple GOOD? Serious end of year best of stuff!


dog gone it. At least I saw the gifs.
 
2014-04-26 09:29:08 PM  

violentsalvation: mediablitz: A couple GOOD? Serious end of year best of stuff!

dog gone it. At least I saw the gifs.


You missed out dude. Seriously good stuff. Enjoy the gifs.
 
2014-04-26 09:29:58 PM  
so first row has some 1080 HD ad I can't get around.  any ideas?
 
2014-04-26 09:30:24 PM  
GOMI!
 
2014-04-26 09:30:40 PM  
I'm just going to warn everyone I've been drinking tonight. Anything posted after this point does not count.
 
2014-04-26 09:31:12 PM  

rebelpride644: so first row has some 1080 HD ad I can't get around.  any ideas?


adblock / Noscript ?
 
2014-04-26 09:32:43 PM  

rebelpride644: so first row has some 1080 HD ad I can't get around.  any ideas?


Ad Block Plus seems to work OK for me
 
2014-04-26 09:35:26 PM  

rebelpride644: so first row has some 1080 HD ad I can't get around.  any ideas?


boss cast is decent
 
2014-04-26 09:35:42 PM  

rebelpride644: so first row has some 1080 HD ad I can't get around.  any ideas?


I've basically given up on that site because of those stupid ads.
 
2014-04-26 09:36:25 PM  
Elliott ditched the Amish Caveman look
 
2014-04-26 09:39:33 PM  
Crotch ripper?
 
2014-04-26 09:41:15 PM  
high speed foot taps
 
2014-04-26 09:41:23 PM  
Holy crap, a foot tap.
 
2014-04-26 09:42:28 PM  
Nice sub.
 
2014-04-26 09:45:29 PM  
My god, Joe has been transforming into Dana for years, now he's even dressed like him!
 
2014-04-26 09:45:29 PM  
"Joe-a-constrictor"

Oh shut up.
 
2014-04-26 09:45:37 PM  
Thanks guys. Found one
 
2014-04-26 09:45:40 PM  
bicycle kick tap.
 
2014-04-26 09:46:05 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 09:55:22 PM  
Nice knee
 
2014-04-26 09:57:06 PM  
Beal's knee....HO-LY SHEET
 
2014-04-26 09:58:10 PM  
T'was a knee delivered with perfect timing, technique and force. Im glad that he layed mr. undisciplined out on his black ass.
 
2014-04-26 09:58:18 PM  
Who are these twins on my screen?
 
2014-04-26 09:59:16 PM  
Joe.....you need more cocaine to sell me!
 
2014-04-26 10:00:43 PM  
Now with the suits, Joe has successfully Single White Female'd Dana.

Mark my words: by the next UFC, Joe will be wearing Dana's skin like Buffallo Bill!
 
2014-04-26 10:01:10 PM  
Joe needs to watch more martial arts movies.  It was more Tony Jaa than Jet Li.
 
2014-04-26 10:02:55 PM  
Pretty awesome pre-lims. I hope the main card continues to bring it.
 
2014-04-26 10:03:35 PM  
I have girls dancing in my pad between fights.I think this is performance art.
 
2014-04-26 10:06:39 PM  
Oh man....can Glover knock the smugness out of Bones tonight
 
2014-04-26 10:07:57 PM  
Oh my gosh am I drunk. Pretty impressed with my typing as I have UFO live cranked, but this is probably the end of my typing. The kids I train are here. Let's put on that face. Later, you worthless punks!
 
2014-04-26 10:10:53 PM  
TouchyFili?  really? lol
 
2014-04-26 10:11:16 PM  

eagles95: Oh man....can Glover knock the smugness out of Bones tonight


Glover barely beat Bader. I think Jones tools him
 
2014-04-26 10:11:56 PM  
Is ear-rending legal in MMA?
 
2014-04-26 10:12:20 PM  
Always good to see Skeeter Valentine in the Octagon.
 
2014-04-26 10:17:04 PM  

Subtle_Canary: eagles95: Oh man....can Glover knock the smugness out of Bones tonight

Glover barely beat Bader. I think Jones tools him


With his wrench?
 
2014-04-26 10:17:19 PM  
Does Fili have huge gauged holes in his ears or something?
 
2014-04-26 10:20:07 PM  

violentsalvation: Does Fili have huge gauged holes in his ears or something?


Yep. Joe was explaining that the tape was there to protect the holes.
 
2014-04-26 10:20:51 PM  
I'm in. How were the prelims?
 
2014-04-26 10:20:54 PM  
His lobes are taped?

Farking idiot.
 
2014-04-26 10:20:54 PM  
10-9 touchy.

Excellent work mf
 
2014-04-26 10:21:37 PM  

psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Does Fili have huge gauged holes in his ears or something?

Yep. Joe was explaining that the tape was there to protect the holes.


Ah, I must not have been in the room when that was explained. Thanks.
 
2014-04-26 10:21:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. How were the prelims?


A couple highlight reel knockouts
 
2014-04-26 10:22:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. How were the prelims?

A couple highlight reel knockouts


Damn. I always miss the good ones.
 
2014-04-26 10:25:29 PM  
bit quick with the stand up ref...
 
2014-04-26 10:25:44 PM  
Thought that stand-up was a bit early.
 
2014-04-26 10:26:15 PM  
Yeah I dont like how quick this ref makes em stand up.
 
2014-04-26 10:26:42 PM  
10-9 Holloway. 19-19
 
2014-04-26 10:27:35 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. How were the prelims?

A couple highlight reel knockouts

Damn. I always miss the good ones.


Gifs were posted earlier in the thread by lokismentor
 
2014-04-26 10:31:31 PM  
Wowza! Awesome sub
 
2014-04-26 10:31:39 PM  
MAX!
 
2014-04-26 10:31:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. How were the prelims?

A couple highlight reel knockouts

Damn. I always miss the good ones.

Gifs were posted earlier in the thread by lokismentor


Hey, thanks!
 
2014-04-26 10:33:13 PM  
Crud.  Lost my connection and missed the sub.  Good thing for replays.
 
2014-04-26 10:33:38 PM  
Nice sub.  Took a while for the ref to see it.
 
2014-04-26 10:34:22 PM  
I like both of these kids.  They arent boring and they dont seem like arses.
 
2014-04-26 10:34:36 PM  
Great submission, F the ear guage guy, and a TRRRRIBLE ref
 
2014-04-26 10:35:51 PM  
With that I am five points ahead of VS! Woo!

I'll savor my mid-card victory for now.
 
2014-04-26 10:36:18 PM  
HONK HONK, biatches!
 
2014-04-26 10:37:06 PM  
Holloway sub.  gif by Zombie Prophet

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7RCztYU6tgg/U1xspsENMEI/AAAAAAABCuQ/Bq5oPUR B Sv4/s1600/0.gif
 
2014-04-26 10:46:23 PM  
What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.
 
2014-04-26 10:48:10 PM  
Choked out.
 
2014-04-26 10:48:15 PM  
He's out!
 
2014-04-26 10:48:20 PM  
Nap time for Yancy
 
2014-04-26 10:48:37 PM  
Jim Miller puts him to ZZZZZZZZ
 
2014-04-26 10:49:20 PM  
Not that this was a big surprise.

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 10:49:33 PM  

libranoelrose: What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.


Link 1 USA market
 
2014-04-26 10:49:42 PM  
hah! nice sub
 
2014-04-26 10:49:48 PM  

libranoelrose: What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.


It's been doing that for a while, some farkers can get around it, but I never can, switch to VIP or Link
 
2014-04-26 10:51:38 PM  

libranoelrose: What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.


check your mail
 
2014-04-26 10:53:32 PM  

libranoelrose: What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.


I'm using Ad Block, if that makes a difference, but that email i sent is working well for me
 
2014-04-26 10:53:33 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: What am I doing wrong on first row?

All I get anymore is a Get HD Player graphic where the video should be.

It's been doing that for a while, some farkers can get around it, but I never can, switch to VIP or Link


I cannot speak highly enough for AceStream's quality and fluidity (it looks better than SD channels from Comcast on my HD tv).  I grab the AceStream links from a site that is kinda close to What You See Is What You Get
 
2014-04-26 10:55:06 PM  
Miller choke    gif by Zombie Prophet

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7LRTMxR2HrA/U1xww_2bf6I/AAAAAAABCuc/-pIZ6Kr h n1g/s1600/Jim+Miller+++vs.+++Yancy+Medeiros.gif
 
2014-04-26 11:02:49 PM  
Brittany wants me
 
2014-04-26 11:03:06 PM  
no perfects tonite so far. im slipping.

Rockhold wont let me down though

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-26 11:03:10 PM  
-900? Really? Damn.
 
2014-04-26 11:04:57 PM  
That was easy.
 
2014-04-26 11:05:09 PM  
Come on...
 
2014-04-26 11:05:12 PM  
Damn, that was really nice!
 
2014-04-26 11:05:14 PM  
nice sub
 
2014-04-26 11:05:17 PM  
Well... OK.
 
2014-04-26 11:05:20 PM  
impressive, very workmanlike
 
2014-04-26 11:05:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: Brittany wants me


Kimmy will be heartbroken
 
2014-04-26 11:05:59 PM  
Rockhold is just another level above Boetsch.
 
2014-04-26 11:06:43 PM  
"Luke Rockhold"? Really? When is Buddy Takedown's fight?
 
2014-04-26 11:07:27 PM  

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: Brittany wants me

Kimmy will be heartbroken


The more the merrier
 
2014-04-26 11:07:58 PM  
nice sub and nice call outs
 
2014-04-26 11:07:59 PM  

DrBenway: "Luke Rockhold"? Really? When is Buddy Takedown's fight?


Yeah, it's like straight out of MST3K's "Space Mutiny" list.
 
2014-04-26 11:10:32 PM  
I don't see why Belfort would take that rematch.  Would be a good fight, of course, but Belfort would be stupid to take it.
 
2014-04-26 11:11:53 PM  

Klippoklondike: I don't see why Belfort would take that rematch.  Would be a good fight, of course, but Belfort would be stupid to take it.


If the other fights offered to him are top wrestlers, Belfort should take Rockhold instead.

If he's not too badly affected by a different "chemical" situation, I think Belfort beats him again.
 
2014-04-26 11:12:09 PM  

Klippoklondike: I don't see why Belfort would take that rematch.  Would be a good fight, of course, but Belfort would be stupid to take it.


Zuffa guys dont like him, might just give him some donk just for kicks. His only saving grace is Brazil popularity.
 
2014-04-26 11:14:15 PM  
I think this will be a good fight.
 
2014-04-26 11:15:24 PM  
 
2014-04-26 11:15:39 PM  
My sister could rattle Arlovski's chin, and I don't have a sister.
 
2014-04-26 11:16:59 PM  
I'm hoping Davis makes this look easy.
 
2014-04-26 11:22:56 PM  

Skyrmion: I'm hoping Davis makes this look easy.


Wellp, that didn't go so well.
 
2014-04-26 11:23:08 PM  
Has Phil Davis learned any striking on his feet since he started?
 
2014-04-26 11:23:42 PM  

eagles95: Has Phil Davis learned any striking on his feet since he started?


Apparently not.
 
2014-04-26 11:23:47 PM  
Well Rumble is making a hell of a statement.
 
2014-04-26 11:24:10 PM  
Wow, Rumble is making Davis look bad.  10-9 Rumble
 
2014-04-26 11:24:17 PM  
Wow.  Rumble looks really good.
 
2014-04-26 11:24:26 PM  
phil davis is in A LOT of trouble. looking grim for him.
 
2014-04-26 11:24:31 PM  
10-9 Rumble.  not quite a 10-8
 
2014-04-26 11:24:57 PM  

libranoelrose: eagles95: Has Phil Davis learned any striking on his feet since he started?

Apparently not.


Seriously though.....his whole game is to try to take you down and ground and pound. If he cant then he gets worked over
 
2014-04-26 11:29:48 PM  
Much more equal round, but Johnson still won it.
 
2014-04-26 11:30:10 PM  
10-9 Rumble.  20-18
 
2014-04-26 11:30:16 PM  
20-18 Rumble, completely outclassing Davis
 
2014-04-26 11:30:29 PM  

eagles95: Has Phil Davis learned any striking on his feet since he started?


He should've talked to Bob Wallace.
 
2014-04-26 11:31:06 PM  
Davis got nothin.
 
2014-04-26 11:31:08 PM  
Phil is going to have to finish him to win this.  Rumble looks way better at LHW.
 
2014-04-26 11:31:20 PM  
Phil needs a nut shot or eye poke.
 
2014-04-26 11:34:47 PM  
Dominance.
 
2014-04-26 11:36:27 PM  
30-27 Rumble
 
2014-04-26 11:36:28 PM  
Damn. Davis just looked way out of his league. That last takedown attempt was never even close to being successful.
 
2014-04-26 11:36:30 PM  
Hell of an asswhooping.
 
2014-04-26 11:36:40 PM  
10-9 Rumble.  30-27

best he's ever looked
 
2014-04-26 11:36:59 PM  
Way to go Rumble! Now just keep making weight and you could have a really good LHW career!
 
2014-04-26 11:37:15 PM  
Rumble by domination.
 
2014-04-26 11:37:30 PM  
So my question is: why does Davis take this fight? Does he move up to a title shot with a win over a #14? Not likely.
 
2014-04-26 11:37:48 PM  
Johnson is a mike Meyers type.  Stalk them dead. I'm glad to lose that pick if its like that.
 
2014-04-26 11:38:45 PM  
Johnson looks like he held back to play it safe so he didnt make any mistakes.  He looks like a proper fighter now, not just a win or gas fighter.  Once he gets more confidence he should be more fun to watch.
 
2014-04-26 11:39:01 PM  
Didn't Phil Davis say he was going to destroy Jon Jones?  Must have forgot he was fighting someone else.
 
2014-04-26 11:39:09 PM  
LMAO

#TWITTERFIGHT
 
2014-04-26 11:39:12 PM  
Davis is looking a bit silly for all the "Jones is ducking me" talk leading up to this event.
 
2014-04-26 11:39:23 PM  
More like Anthony "Humble" Johnson, amirite?
 
2014-04-26 11:40:25 PM  
What is a red card and why would I want my money back if there was one?
 
2014-04-26 11:44:38 PM  
Best fighter to ever walk the planet about to put in work.

/also a childish homophobe, but the guy is a cage fighter
 
2014-04-26 11:45:34 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Best fighter to ever walk the planet about to put in work.

/also a childish homophobe, but the guy is a cage fighter


This
 
2014-04-26 11:46:57 PM  
I've got a very stranger feeling that someone in the UFC is due for a very serious injury. Like, paralyzation or some shiat. Weird.
 
2014-04-26 11:47:32 PM  

the biggest redneck here: I've got a very stranger feeling that someone in the UFC is due for a very serious injury. Like, paralyzation or some shiat. Weird.


Or possibly a catastrophic leg break?
 
2014-04-26 11:48:54 PM  
Jones gonna walk out witj someone speacial of he is to be believed.
 
2014-04-26 11:48:54 PM  

domino324: the biggest redneck here: I've got a very stranger feeling that someone in the UFC is due for a very serious injury. Like, paralyzation or some shiat. Weird.

Or possibly a catastrophic leg break?


Be a shame if it was Jones, and only gay and lesbian doctors and nurses were there to help him
 
2014-04-26 11:50:19 PM  
Guessing Zuffa nixed Ray for the walkout.
 
2014-04-26 11:51:24 PM  

the biggest redneck here: I've got a very stranger feeling that someone in the UFC is due for a very serious injury. Like, paralyzation or some shiat. Weird.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-26 11:52:58 PM  
My perfect pick:

Link
 
2014-04-26 11:53:36 PM  
The da Vinci of cage fighting is locked and loaded, here comes a brutalization.
 
2014-04-26 11:54:27 PM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: I've got a very stranger feeling that someone in the UFC is due for a very serious injury. Like, paralyzation or some shiat. Weird.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x318]


Does that count as fishhooking?
 
2014-04-26 11:55:50 PM  
Bruce "LOUD NOISES" Buffer bringing the heat.  lol
 
2014-04-26 11:55:54 PM  
Here we go
 
2014-04-26 11:56:37 PM  
This doesnt last 2.
 
2014-04-26 11:58:26 PM  
Feeling each other up.
 
2014-04-26 11:59:38 PM  
It looked like Jones let him back up.
 
2014-04-27 12:01:09 AM  
Jones gets quicker takedown next round.
 
2014-04-27 12:01:26 AM  
Now THAT was a take down.
 
2014-04-27 12:01:49 AM  
10-9 Bones
 
2014-04-27 12:01:50 AM  
Fun first round.
 
2014-04-27 12:01:52 AM  
10-9 Jones
 
2014-04-27 12:03:33 AM  

mediablitz: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple's checklist

Hey! You're right. First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

I demand my money back...


I typically only put the list out when I submit a thread. Every week there is already a thread greened at the ass crack of dawn so I say "f*ck it" out of spite. The list, minus a few blank spaces for individual cards is in my profile.


I only started it to troll the fake wrestling fans.
 
2014-04-27 12:04:33 AM  
Eye gouger
 
2014-04-27 12:04:36 AM  
TEH EYE POKES!
 
2014-04-27 12:06:01 AM  
Jones needs to keep his long ass eye gougers off people's faces.
 
2014-04-27 12:07:54 AM  
its over. Jones just got his measure. Next round is the last.
 
2014-04-27 12:07:54 AM  
10-9 Jones 20-18
 
2014-04-27 12:07:55 AM  
Second round was close.
 
2014-04-27 12:07:58 AM  
Stop trying to take eyes as trophies, Jon Jones!
 
2014-04-27 12:08:12 AM  
20-18 Bones
 
2014-04-27 12:08:18 AM  
First right metacarpal break for Jones.
 
2014-04-27 12:08:37 AM  
Glover is going to need a damn miracle to win this
 
2014-04-27 12:09:26 AM  
This stream is either Indian or Pakistani and appears to be all men's deodorant sprays during the commercials.
 
2014-04-27 12:12:24 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: This stream is either Indian or Pakistani and appears to be all men's deodorant sprays during the commercials.


I had that one.

I am just imagining body odor and aerosoled body odors.
 
2014-04-27 12:13:13 AM  
Interesting "hope Jones breaks his leg like Silva" strategy being employed by Teixeira here, let's see if it works out for him.
 
2014-04-27 12:14:13 AM  
30-27 Jones
 
2014-04-27 12:14:19 AM  
10-9 Jones.  30-27
 
2014-04-27 12:14:32 AM  
I hope this finishes one way or the other.
 
2014-04-27 12:14:36 AM  
I wish I could throw hellbows like that.
 
2014-04-27 12:14:51 AM  

eagles95: Glover is going to need a damn miracle to win this


He has the power to end it, but Jones is so good at avoiding serious damage
 
2014-04-27 12:15:09 AM  
Joe has a real problem saying eyebrow.
 
2014-04-27 12:17:18 AM  

Klippoklondike: eagles95: Glover is going to need a damn miracle to win this

He has the power to end it, but Jones is so good at avoiding serious damage


He can also take a hell of a shot.
 
2014-04-27 12:19:51 AM  
Give me the damn Gus rematch
 
2014-04-27 12:20:32 AM  
Beautiful to behold.
 
2014-04-27 12:20:37 AM  
There goes my perfect
 
2014-04-27 12:20:46 AM  
40-36 Jones
 
2014-04-27 12:20:48 AM  
Lol. Don't be sorry
 
2014-04-27 12:20:53 AM  
10-9 Jones.  40-36.

Glover needs a miracle KO
 
2014-04-27 12:20:58 AM  
Did that just to show he could. Wrecking fools at their own game is what this guy does. Insane.
 
2014-04-27 12:21:20 AM  
So Jones vs Gustavson again in December?
 
2014-04-27 12:21:36 AM  
He leakin
 
2014-04-27 12:22:34 AM  
What an overwhelming beating...
 
2014-04-27 12:23:00 AM  
FFS
 
2014-04-27 12:23:14 AM  
damn dude.. keep your mouthpiece in
 
2014-04-27 12:23:33 AM  
Glover needs a better mouthpiece
 
2014-04-27 12:24:06 AM  
Ah, the old spit out the mouthpiece trick to buy time..
 
2014-04-27 12:24:50 AM  
sometimes I think Joe has nightmares about disembodied open fingered gloves and floating eyeballs in an octagon full of ice cubes
 
2014-04-27 12:25:02 AM  
Finally Joe brings up the open hand shiat
 
2014-04-27 12:27:09 AM  
50-45 Jones
 
2014-04-27 12:27:19 AM  
Jones clowned him. Wow
 
2014-04-27 12:27:19 AM  
10-9 Jones.  50-45
 
2014-04-27 12:27:21 AM  
Kid fu*ks dudes up at their own game, that's his thing.
 
2014-04-27 12:27:27 AM  
Dominated him, but stop acting like a jackazz at the end!
 
2014-04-27 12:28:03 AM  
So who does Bones get next? Gus again?
 
2014-04-27 12:28:41 AM  
Clinched up against the fence and dirty boxing is not Glovers game.  Glover's game is to trade in the pocket.

Joe is being stupid again.
 
2014-04-27 12:28:42 AM  
Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.
 
2014-04-27 12:29:24 AM  
Why is Dana doing the post fight interview?
 
2014-04-27 12:31:38 AM  
www.tapology.com

8 out of 10 tonite? ill take it.
 
2014-04-27 12:34:14 AM  
this one was fun
 
2014-04-27 12:35:54 AM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-27 12:36:10 AM  
i798.photobucket.com

Congrats domino324!
 
2014-04-27 12:37:15 AM  

psychicdeath99: this one was fun


I agree.

It's nice to see all the regulars here.

Not a huge post count, but then OBA is an terrible troll.
 
2014-04-27 12:37:20 AM  
A lot of good fights, but the guy who most impressed me was Rumble.  He looked really good against a top 10 guy.  Very nice to see him come back in a good way like that.

Jon Jones did what Jon Jones does against everyone except Alexander.

Beefcake is now the Uriah Faber of flyweight; beats everybody except the champion.

Bethe Correia fought a good fight but Jessamyn Duke probably needs to switch camps or something because she just didn't look right somehow
 
2014-04-27 12:38:02 AM  

violentsalvation: Congrats domino324!


Good jorb!
 
2014-04-27 12:38:07 AM  

The Bestest: So who does Bones get next? Gus again?


I'm guessing Daniel Cormier, but I'd rather see Gus again.
 
2014-04-27 12:38:08 AM  

violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.


Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.
 
2014-04-27 12:38:52 AM  
Why should Jones stop straightarming Teixeira's face with his fingers spread? What's the ref going to do, take a point?

Oooooh! Not that!

That's why you should always cheat in MMA.
 
2014-04-27 12:39:40 AM  
Nice picks, Domino!
 
2014-04-27 12:41:05 AM  
Congrats domino324.
 
2014-04-27 12:41:08 AM  

violentsalvation: Congrats domino324!


I'm back, baby!
 
2014-04-27 12:41:20 AM  

violentsalvation: The Bestest: So who does Bones get next? Gus again?

I'm guessing Daniel Cormier, but I'd rather see Gus again.


Yes, Gus.
 
2014-04-27 12:41:59 AM  

One Bad Apple: mediablitz: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple's checklist

Hey! You're right. First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

I demand my money back...

I typically only put the list out when I submit a thread. Every week there is already a thread greened at the ass crack of dawn so I say "f*ck it" out of spite. The list, minus a few blank spaces for individual cards is in my profile.


I only started it to troll the fake wrestling fans.


I try to get the email list out early so everyone has time to make picks, and since I put a link to the thread in the email list, generally I submit a thread in the early morning or generally noon at the latest.  Your checklist adds a lot to the threads (especially when customized for specific fights).
 
2014-04-27 12:42:46 AM  

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 570x480]

Congrats domino324!


good picks
 
2014-04-27 12:42:53 AM  

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 570x480]

Congrats domino324!


Hm.. not quite dead last.. I'm slippin
 
2014-04-27 12:43:15 AM  

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: mediablitz: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple's checklist

Hey! You're right. First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

I demand my money back...

I typically only put the list out when I submit a thread. Every week there is already a thread greened at the ass crack of dawn so I say "f*ck it" out of spite. The list, minus a few blank spaces for individual cards is in my profile.


I only started it to troll the fake wrestling fans.

I try to get the email list out early so everyone has time to make picks, and since I put a link to the thread in the email list, generally I submit a thread in the early morning or generally noon at the latest.  Your checklist adds a lot to the threads (especially when customized for specific fights).


Thanks again for the notifications.

Since my work hours changed it really helps.

You are an saint.
 
2014-04-27 12:43:41 AM  
www.tapology.com

Damn you Mr. Wonderful!
 
2014-04-27 12:44:46 AM  

domino324: [www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Damn you Mr. Wonderful!


Did you fall for his V shaped body?
 
2014-04-27 12:45:31 AM  

violentsalvation: The Bestest: So who does Bones get next? Gus again?

I'm guessing Daniel Cormier, but I'd rather see Gus again.


Timing might be better for Gus, since Cormier-Henderson is set for next month
 
2014-04-27 12:45:53 AM  
I would probably wear that heavy ass belt if I just got punched to keep it.

Good for Jones.
 
2014-04-27 12:47:12 AM  
Funny to remember that when Gustaffson fought Davis, Gus couldn't even lay a hand on him.
 
2014-04-27 12:47:26 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.

Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.


It was bad, I mean Jon Jones can dictate the range his opponent fights at with his freaking elbows, he doesn't need to be eyepoking to keep someone like Glover out.
 
2014-04-27 12:47:28 AM  

psychicdeath99:

Your checklist adds a lot to the threads (especially when customized for specific fights).


Oh sure. Guilt trip me into it.
 
2014-04-27 12:47:54 AM  

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: mediablitz: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple's checklist

Hey! You're right. First violentsalvation starts shirking his tapology responsibilities, now this?

I demand my money back...

I typically only put the list out when I submit a thread. Every week there is already a thread greened at the ass crack of dawn so I say "f*ck it" out of spite. The list, minus a few blank spaces for individual cards is in my profile.


I only started it to troll the fake wrestling fans.

I try to get the email list out early so everyone has time to make picks, and since I put a link to the thread in the email list, generally I submit a thread in the early morning or generally noon at the latest.  Your checklist adds a lot to the threads (especially when customized for specific fights).

Thanks again for the notifications.

Since my work hours changed it really helps.

You are an saint.


Nah, just an old guy with too much time on my hands.

Especially since Brittany lives so far away and hardly ever visits... (ever since that court order against me)
 
2014-04-27 12:48:01 AM  
Do they always touch microphone tips like that?

It seems kinda erotic.
 
2014-04-27 12:49:11 AM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99:

Your checklist adds a lot to the threads (especially when customized for specific fights).

Oh sure. Guilt trip me into it.


That's the plan.
 
2014-04-27 12:49:43 AM  

psychicdeath99: Brittany lives so far away and hardly ever visits


You should wiggle your way into her Pinterest page.
 
2014-04-27 12:50:39 AM  
Link to post-fight presser     http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-172-post-presser
 
2014-04-27 12:50:43 AM  
Could have gone better for my picks:

www.tapology.com

END COMMUNICATION
 
2014-04-27 12:53:27 AM  
Gotta agree with Goldberg.  The big story of the night for me was how good Rumble looked.  Moving up to 205, and probably getting better training too, has made him a lot better.
 
2014-04-27 12:55:54 AM  

violentsalvation: Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.

Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.

It was bad, I mean Jon Jones can dictate the range his opponent fights at with his freaking elbows, he doesn't need to be eyepoking to keep someone like Glover out.


The whole stiff-arm thing has always been a huge part of Jones' defense. It would actually hamper his style significantly to stop doing it.
 
2014-04-27 12:56:45 AM  

psychicdeath99: Gotta agree with Goldberg.  The big story of the night for me was how good Rumble looked.  Moving up to 205, and probably getting better training too, has made him a lot better.


A Rumble / Cormier fight could be interesting.
 
2014-04-27 01:00:16 AM  

Skyrmion: violentsalvation: Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.

Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.

It was bad, I mean Jon Jones can dictate the range his opponent fights at with his freaking elbows, he doesn't need to be eyepoking to keep someone like Glover out.

The whole stiff-arm thing has always been a huge part of Jones' defense. It would actually hamper his style significantly to stop doing it.


I've never noticed it being as bad as it was tonight, the refs need to start taking points when his hand is open.
 
2014-04-27 01:00:34 AM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: Gotta agree with Goldberg.  The big story of the night for me was how good Rumble looked.  Moving up to 205, and probably getting better training too, has made him a lot better.

A Rumble / Cormier fight could be interesting.


I'm hoping he makes a quick turnaround and they put him on the July card, but I don't see a likely opponent who isn't tied up before then.
 
2014-04-27 01:03:18 AM  

Skyrmion: The whole stiff-arm thing has always been a huge part of Jones' defense. It would actually hamper his style significantly to stop doing it.


Good.

The rules should have been changed years ago to prevent the open fingered gloves from being a tool.
 
2014-04-27 01:04:53 AM  
Youtube presser link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsH6Y7tXAw

Hasn't started yet in either location
 
2014-04-27 01:06:33 AM  
www.tapology.com

Meh, I did ok.
 
2014-04-27 01:06:58 AM  
presser is live
 
2014-04-27 01:07:25 AM  
lol I just got banned from TinyChat for telling someone they look good.

This is why I usually stick to strictly Fark threads.

No prejudice
 
2014-04-27 01:08:38 AM  

psychicdeath99: Youtube presser link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsH6Y7tXAw


That one works.
 
2014-04-27 01:08:40 AM  

libranoelrose: lol I just got banned from TinyChat for telling someone they look good.

This is why I usually stick to strictly Fark threads.

No prejudice


who looks good?  I bet Bethe Correia is hotter
 
2014-04-27 01:10:18 AM  
Luke broke his toe
 
2014-04-27 01:13:38 AM  
Oh, and FOTN was Gomi vs Vallie-Flagg. Performance bonuses to Beal and Benavidez  50K each
 
2014-04-27 01:20:37 AM  

violentsalvation: Skyrmion: violentsalvation: Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.

Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.

It was bad, I mean Jon Jones can dictate the range his opponent fights at with his freaking elbows, he doesn't need to be eyepoking to keep someone like Glover out.

The whole stiff-arm thing has always been a huge part of Jones' defense. It would actually hamper his style significantly to stop doing it.

I've never noticed it being as bad as it was tonight, the refs need to start taking points when his hand is open.


Me either.  Unless his style has changed to Talk-To-The-Hand Fu he normally doesn't spend so much of the fight trying to pick the other fighter's nose.
 
2014-04-27 01:20:41 AM  
Gus gets next fight against Jones
 
2014-04-27 01:20:57 AM  
Gus gets the next fight against Jones.
 
2014-04-27 01:25:05 AM  
And in signs-of-the-Apocalypse news, apparently Don Frye shaved his Mustache of Doom.   http://www.bjpenn.com/photo-don-frye-shaves-his-mustache/


www.bjpenn.com.4sj1.spdl.us
 
2014-04-27 01:26:24 AM  

psychicdeath99: And in signs-of-the-Apocalypse news, apparently Don Frye shaved his Mustache of Doom.   http://www.bjpenn.com/photo-don-frye-shaves-his-mustache/


[www.bjpenn.com.4sj1.spdl.us image 332x500]


Holy fark he is unrecognizable.  That's crazy.
 
2014-04-27 01:29:48 AM  

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: And in signs-of-the-Apocalypse news, apparently Don Frye shaved his Mustache of Doom.   http://www.bjpenn.com/photo-don-frye-shaves-his-mustache/


[www.bjpenn.com.4sj1.spdl.us image 332x500]

Holy fark he is unrecognizable.  That's crazy.


Yeah, I saw that earlier and had the same reaction.
 
2014-04-27 01:31:30 AM  
God I hate this youtube comments stream.
 
2014-04-27 01:31:59 AM  
Much better like this
www.filesnews.com
 
2014-04-27 01:34:41 AM  
Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly
 
2014-04-27 01:36:37 AM  

psychicdeath99: Much better like this
[www.filesnews.com image 250x250]


I see him around town occasionally, never seen him without the mustache.
 
2014-04-27 01:36:45 AM  

Klippoklondike: Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly


Yeah.  Gus did really well until he gassed.  I had it for Jones, but a few different breaks in one round and it could have gone to Gustaffson
 
2014-04-27 01:38:37 AM  
Jones is being a douche about Phil Davis, rubbing in the loss
 
2014-04-27 01:41:42 AM  

Klippoklondike: Jones is being a douche about Phil Davis, rubbing in the loss


In fairness, Davis brought that on himself.

When you accuse the champ of "ducking" you and then get obliterated by a non-top-10 fighter in the division, you're gonna get some payback.
 
2014-04-27 01:43:27 AM  
$45K to test two guys?  WTF???!!!!
 
2014-04-27 01:44:25 AM  
ouch.  45 k for a test.  gotta be a cheaper way.  Maybe if it becomes routine, the price will drop.
 
2014-04-27 01:47:19 AM  

psychicdeath99: ouch.  45 k for a test.  gotta be a cheaper way.  Maybe if it becomes routine, the price will drop.


That price is farking ridiculous.
 
2014-04-27 01:47:29 AM  

psychicdeath99: And in signs-of-the-Apocalypse news, apparently Don Frye shaved his Mustache of Doom.   http://www.bjpenn.com/photo-don-frye-shaves-his-mustache/


[www.bjpenn.com.4sj1.spdl.us image 332x500]


I assume like Samson that he has lost all of his power now.
 
2014-04-27 01:51:03 AM  
Pretty good night of fights.  Looks like the next event will be Bellator 118 on Friday night,  Next UFC is in two weeks, UFC Fight Night 40 on May 10th.
 
2014-04-27 01:57:09 AM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: ouch.  45 k for a test.  gotta be a cheaper way.  Maybe if it becomes routine, the price will drop.

That price is farking ridiculous.


I'm assuming the labs that do it (and I assume the 45K for two guys was for really high-end tests) don't get a lot of business, so they jack the price way up.  I would think with increased business, refining procedures, etc, it might get to a manageable level.

In the meantime, get random samples and test only a portion of them.  You'll never know when yours is the one getting tested, so the incentive to stay clean is there.  Beats the system of people knowing when they will be tested, so they can cycle around it.
 
2014-04-27 08:45:08 AM  

Klippoklondike: Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly


It would be insane to score 2-4-5 for Gustafsson, and Jones might have even taken 1. Go back and watch it in context, it only seems close to most because Jones doesn't look superhuman. One of those times where outperforming expectations leaves a bigger impression than it should.
 
2014-04-27 10:19:49 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Skyrmion: violentsalvation: Lumbar Puncture: violentsalvation: Pretty dominant but I wish big Dan Mirgliota would have taken a point for that strong arm fingers in the face shiat. Hell, Dan could have taken a point for that every round and made this a draw.

Yeah, I was surprised by how often Jones kept doing that even after warnings and eye poke.  I thought maybe since Glover is bald he was trying to rub his head for good luck?  Don't know but he should've been docked at some point for it.

It was bad, I mean Jon Jones can dictate the range his opponent fights at with his freaking elbows, he doesn't need to be eyepoking to keep someone like Glover out.

The whole stiff-arm thing has always been a huge part of Jones' defense. It would actually hamper his style significantly to stop doing it.

I've never noticed it being as bad as it was tonight, the refs need to start taking points when his hand is open.

Me either.  Unless his style has changed to Talk-To-The-Hand Fu he normally doesn't spend so much of the fight trying to pick the other fighter's nose.


Its ALWAYS been his style and his range gauge. It's just that Glover is the first fighter to either not immediately bat it away or let him actually hold his forehead back like an older brother does to his smaller sibling. Blame Glover for bad movement.
 
2014-04-27 10:39:36 AM  

Skyrmion: Klippoklondike: Jones is being a douche about Phil Davis, rubbing in the loss

In fairness, Davis brought that on himself.

When you accuse the champ of "ducking" you and then get obliterated by a non-top-10 fighter in the division, you're gonna get some payback.


Exactly. If you're going to go the Chael Sonnen route of self-promotion, you have to be willing to take it when you lose. Sonnen had the humility to stand there and take it while SIlva invited him to a barbeque.
 
2014-04-27 10:45:22 AM  

the biggest redneck here: Klippoklondike: Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly

It would be insane to score 2-4-5 for Gustafsson, and Jones might have even taken 1. Go back and watch it in context, it only seems close to most because Jones doesn't look superhuman. One of those times where outperforming expectations leaves a bigger impression than it should.


My only doubt about Jones was if his size was making him look better than his technique or heart warranted. The Gus fight answered that question for me. I'm a big Gus fan, but I have no idea how people think he won that fight. Jones didn't dominate, but he won convincingly.

Also, on a side note, I'm going to start watching these with the sound off. I love Rogan and Goldberg, but they've become unlistenable. Joe gets too convinced that his analysis is objective fact, and Goldberg has started to spend too much time reading wiki pages and not calling the action. Joe actually has to interrupt him to do play-by-play.
 
2014-04-27 11:09:16 AM  

Orgasmatron138: the biggest redneck here: Klippoklondike: Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly

It would be insane to score 2-4-5 for Gustafsson, and Jones might have even taken 1. Go back and watch it in context, it only seems close to most because Jones doesn't look superhuman. One of those times where outperforming expectations leaves a bigger impression than it should.

My only doubt about Jones was if his size was making him look better than his technique or heart warranted. The Gus fight answered that question for me. I'm a big Gus fan, but I have no idea how people think he won that fight. Jones didn't dominate, but he won convincingly.

Also, on a side note, I'm going to start watching these with the sound off. I love Rogan and Goldberg, but they've become unlistenable. Joe gets too convinced that his analysis is objective fact, and Goldberg has started to spend too much time reading wiki pages and not calling the action. Joe actually has to interrupt him to do play-by-play.


Pretty much. There isn't a case to be made that Gustafsson won 3 rounds of that fight, but there is a case for giving Jones 4. How people think Gus won that fight is beyond me, outperforming expectations is the only thing that makes sense.
 
2014-04-27 12:51:02 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Orgasmatron138: the biggest redneck here: Klippoklondike: Haha Dana and Jones acting as if scoring a win for Gus would be insane

That was a very close fight that could have gone either way and denying that is just silly

It would be insane to score 2-4-5 for Gustafsson, and Jones might have even taken 1. Go back and watch it in context, it only seems close to most because Jones doesn't look superhuman. One of those times where outperforming expectations leaves a bigger impression than it should.

My only doubt about Jones was if his size was making him look better than his technique or heart warranted. The Gus fight answered that question for me. I'm a big Gus fan, but I have no idea how people think he won that fight. Jones didn't dominate, but he won convincingly.

Also, on a side note, I'm going to start watching these with the sound off. I love Rogan and Goldberg, but they've become unlistenable. Joe gets too convinced that his analysis is objective fact, and Goldberg has started to spend too much time reading wiki pages and not calling the action. Joe actually has to interrupt him to do play-by-play.

Pretty much. There isn't a case to be made that Gustafsson won 3 rounds of that fight, but there is a case for giving Jones 4. How people think Gus won that fight is beyond me, outperforming expectations is the only thing that makes sense.


It's all contextual.

Jones has been such a farking unstoppable machine thus far that any apparent weakness in his strategy turns into the sky falling.

Jones/Gustafsson II is going to be brutal, though. Jones will probably squeak out a victory, but Gus is going to come to the fight full of piss and vinegar.

Prediction: They're both going to look like aborted fetuses by the end of the bout.
 
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