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(Some Guy)   10 camping tips from Bear Grylls. Curiously absent: Any mention of submerging yourself in cold water, glissading for no reason at all, or Motel 6. Bonus: Not a slideshow. Fark: Because the slideshow is broken   (webseobuypanda.com) divider line 56
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2014-04-26 03:01:59 AM
You forgot drinking your pee.
 
2014-04-26 06:50:43 AM
Wtf is he doing on that fence? Is he pretending the the sidewalk is lava?
 
2014-04-26 08:12:15 AM
wtf. i saw one pic of bear grylls and like 20 ads with fake forward buttons.
 
2014-04-26 10:23:28 AM
Where is the article? This is SEO bs.
 
2014-04-26 10:25:04 AM
I..um, there isn't even one camping tip in that "article".
 
2014-04-26 10:26:03 AM
Done in one.
 
2014-04-26 10:35:43 AM
Ice glissades!  Flintstones!  I saw a Capade at the Saddle Dome in Calgary in the late '80s.  I was a tiny kid, Bear Grylls probably would have eaten me or stuffed me in his shoe to make it more comfortable in a pinch.
 
2014-04-26 10:45:33 AM
the best thing about camping is waking up surrounded by natures glory, and a warm cup of your own piss.
 
2014-04-26 10:46:32 AM
that was a waste of a click... not a single tips was given on that page.
 
2014-04-26 10:46:42 AM
WEB SEO BY PANDA
http://www.webseobuypanda.com

This site is terrible.
 
2014-04-26 10:47:06 AM
Phony
 
2014-04-26 10:47:13 AM

FlashHarry: wtf. i saw one pic of bear grylls and like 20 ads with fake forward buttons.


Yeah, we're facing the imminent downfall of internet civilization. Better drink my pee.
 
2014-04-26 10:49:42 AM

NIGHT IS FALLING

www.webseobuypanda.com

BETTER PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF CIVILIZATION

 
2014-04-26 10:55:44 AM
 
2014-04-26 10:58:07 AM

wildcardjack: FlashHarry: wtf. i saw one pic of bear grylls and like 20 ads with fake forward buttons.

Yeah, we're facing the imminent downfall of internet civilization. Better drink my pee.


Hahahahahaah! WTF though? I'm all for making fun of Bear, but, bad subby. That was a bad site.
 
2014-04-26 11:01:31 AM

sbchamp: Phony


First thing that comes to mind is that Family Guy character...

/you're a big fat phony
 
2014-04-26 11:02:28 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-26 11:14:17 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-26 11:15:00 AM
Nice farking link, subtard.
 
2014-04-26 11:18:52 AM
I always bring plenty of water, when camping. So I don't have to drink my own ammonia flavored piss.
 
2014-04-26 11:19:33 AM
My Name is Preeti Singh & I am Engaging with Web Seo Buy Panda . Since, first , I appreciate to write about Search Engine Submission. My hobby is : Computer programming. For the duration of a lot of year of employed in many businesses, Now,I would like to contribute to different sites to increase user experience by expressing the knowledge.
 
2014-04-26 11:19:58 AM
Remember thatless than 5% of submissions are hand-picked for Fark's main page.

So, if I pay $60/yr I can view the bottom of the barrel every day?
 
2014-04-26 11:25:28 AM

HairyNevus: Remember thatless than 5% of submissions are hand-picked for Fark's main page.

So, if I pay $60/yr I can view the bottom of the barrel every day?


Even better: You get to make sure we stay at the bottom.
 
2014-04-26 11:26:18 AM

voodoomedic: My Name is Preeti Singh & I am Engaging with Web Seo Buy Panda . Since, first , I appreciate to write about Search Engine Submission. My hobby is : Computer programming. For the duration of a lot of year of employed in many businesses, Now,I would like to contribute to different sites to increase user experience by expressing the knowledge.


Oh great an Indian... no wonder the site is farked

/Our company contracts out some web work to India
//They fark up a LOT
 
2014-04-26 11:27:56 AM
This is the worst submission in a long time. A long time.

/fark you, subby
 
2014-04-26 11:29:35 AM

LtDarkstar: voodoomedic: My Name is Preeti Singh & I am Engaging with Web Seo Buy Panda . Since, first , I appreciate to write about Search Engine Submission. My hobby is : Computer programming. For the duration of a lot of year of employed in many businesses, Now,I would like to contribute to different sites to increase user experience by expressing the knowledge.

Oh great an Indian... no wonder the site is farked

/Our company contracts out some web work to India
//They fark up a LOT


Piffle.  They're always doing the needful
 
2014-04-26 11:36:17 AM

abhorrent1: This is the worst submission in a long time. A long time.

/fark you, subby


I agree, but shouldn't the onus belong to the retard mod/admin who greenlit this pos?
 
2014-04-26 11:38:57 AM
Bear Grylls is great fun to watch if you want to be entertained for an hour while seeing plants, animals, and sights from around the world.  But if you actually want to get an TV education on how to survive, Les Stroud is your man.
 
2014-04-26 11:48:06 AM
I actually clicked on that, despite the comments made here, not sure why, but yeah, that was terrible. Anyway, came here to say Les Stroud is the man, even if the 2nd part of that finding bigfoot episode ended with the phoniest bigfoot video I have seen in a long time, I still love Les.
 
2014-04-26 11:50:32 AM

Satanic_Hamster: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBThUMHK948


Came her to post this.

I'll add to it their full LP of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NGPAOrE80&list=PL57hJfweW_2s2jyxas 78 kIib9M3jGduU8
 
2014-04-26 11:50:56 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: abhorrent1: This is the worst submission in a long time. A long time.

/fark you, subby

I agree, but shouldn't the onus belong to the retard mod/admin who greenlit this pos?


Probably one in the same. But if not, they're both to equally to blame.
 
2014-04-26 11:56:03 AM

MrBallou: Wtf is he doing on that fence? Is he pretending the the sidewalk is lava?


I loved that game as a kid.
 
2014-04-26 12:07:33 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.


I assumed that's what "glissading" meant.
 
2014-04-26 12:24:28 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-04-26 12:35:11 PM
1) Don't go camping, it blows.
 
2014-04-26 12:48:23 PM

moeburn: Bear Grylls is great fun to watch if you want to be entertained for an hour while seeing plants, animals, and sights from around the world.  But if you actually want to get an TV education on how to survive, Les Stroud is your man.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-26 12:49:25 PM
 
2014-04-26 02:04:48 PM

semiotix: Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.

I assumed that's what "glissading" meant.


That's urophagia.
 
2014-04-26 02:06:28 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.


MrBallou: Wtf is he doing on that fence? Is he pretending the the sidewalk is lava?


Done in two.

Fake survivalist but genuine bastard is not worth an article click.
 
2014-04-26 03:05:04 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-26 04:01:21 PM
Nobody needs a reason to glissade. A boot glissade is the most graceful form of alpine travel.  And it's fun.
 
2014-04-26 04:08:36 PM
What the fu*k was the point of that?

STOP GREENLIGHTING SHIAT!
 
2014-04-26 04:27:30 PM

Witness99: Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.

Shut up I came here to say that and it's the Weeners!?!?!

You can drink your own urine.  It's sterile.

/never have
//it's just a fascinating idea


OK, HOW DOES "Boobies" GET TURNED INTO "WEENERS"?  I wasn't even on my stupid autocorrect iPhone - shenanigans!
 
2014-04-26 04:31:20 PM

Witness99: Witness99: Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.

Shut up I came here to say that and it's the Weeners!?!?!

You can drink your own urine.  It's sterile.

/never have
//it's just a fascinating idea

OK, HOW DOES "Boobies" GET TURNED INTO "WEENERS"?  I wasn't even on my stupid autocorrect iPhone - shenanigans!


OK, look mods - whatever Drew is paying you in beer, I'll double it.  And throw in a few shots of Goldschlager and maybe a blowjob.
 
2014-04-26 04:54:05 PM

voodoomedic: My Name is Preeti Singh & I am Engaging with Web Seo Buy Panda . Since, first , I appreciate to write about Search Engine Submission. My hobby is : Computer programming. For the duration of a lot of year of employed in many businesses, Now,I would like to contribute to different sites to increase user experience by expressing the knowledge.

 
2014-04-26 04:57:52 PM

voodoomedic: My Name is Preeti Singh & I am Engaging with Web Seo Buy Panda . Since, first , I appreciate to write about Search Engine Submission. My hobby is : Computer programming. For the duration of a lot of year of employed in many businesses, Now,I would like to contribute to different sites to increase user experience by expressing the knowledge.


media.giphy.com

/try this again...
 
2014-04-26 05:03:50 PM
Can we turn this into another Bear Grylls versus Les Stroud thread? We're long overdue.

Les Stroud is far superior!
 
2014-04-26 05:54:37 PM
Does he tell you how to protect yourself from people wearing bear suits? And how to walk on cold volcanic rock while pretending it is hot lava with a crust on top?
 
2014-04-26 06:05:52 PM

MrBallou: Wtf is he doing on that fence? Is he pretending the the sidewalk is lava?


He's doing what Bear Grylls does best.  Being a douchebag.
 
2014-04-26 06:13:36 PM

semiotix: Fear_and_Loathing: You forgot drinking your pee.

I assumed that's what "glissading" meant.


I did too, only because I didn't think it was possible to refer to Bear Grylls without also making a reference to drinking your own pee. Subby must be some sort of freak.
 
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