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(New York Daily News)   Although not divorced yet from his wife Tipper, Al Gore confirms that he's dating an environmental activist, who also happens to be a Klingon. With bonus photo of Klingon environmental activist   (nydailynews.com) divider line 143
    More: Spiffy, Al Gore, Tipper, Klingons, Rancho Santa Fe, environmentalisms, climate change denial, Elizabeth Keadle  
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2014-04-26 12:23:52 AM
Hey, a man can only go so long without listening to Metallica and Ozzy before he has to make a change.
 
2014-04-26 12:29:15 AM
no1curr
 
2014-04-26 12:32:22 AM
www.chud.com
 
2014-04-26 12:47:12 AM
Huh ...

I was convinced he was gay.
 
2014-04-26 12:48:30 AM
subby WAS super cereal indeed!
 
2014-04-26 12:49:55 AM
Qaplaah
 
2014-04-26 12:56:17 AM
Well that's it, I'm sure not voting for him again.
 
2014-04-26 01:00:59 AM

HawgWild: Huh ...

I was convinced he was gay.


Come on, he's not a rapeublican.  A fascist sure but the party of gay sex and rape?  Not a chance in hell
 
2014-04-26 01:03:29 AM
Eh, monogamy isn't automatically the correct choice. It works for some people, but it's really not natural.
 
2014-04-26 01:06:04 AM
Is her head made of wax?
 
2014-04-26 01:09:35 AM

buckler: Is her head made of wax?


Looks like too much botox and bad plastic surgery.
 
2014-04-26 01:09:46 AM
Gross.
 
2014-04-26 01:11:15 AM
Forget gay marriage, if you are a supporter of traditional marriage you should be out to ban Viagra
 
2014-04-26 01:18:22 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-26 01:23:02 AM
I have this urge to hand her a paper towel to wipe her face off with.
 
2014-04-26 01:26:14 AM
Looks more albino pakled to me
 
2014-04-26 01:29:40 AM
All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?
 
2014-04-26 01:33:45 AM

ArmednHammered: All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?


pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2014-04-26 01:35:13 AM
Someone please do small face on her, for me?
 
2014-04-26 01:36:41 AM

HawgWild: ArmednHammered: All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?

[pinkie.ponychan.net image 429x244]


I was guessing he's hammered.
 
2014-04-26 01:50:10 AM

Alphax: HawgWild: ArmednHammered: All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?

[pinkie.ponychan.net image 429x244]

I was guessing he's hammered.


You're the closest, LOL!
/so, 1/10?
 
2014-04-26 01:50:52 AM
*fart noises*
 
2014-04-26 01:55:52 AM
Al Gore is a pig.
 
2014-04-26 01:56:49 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, a man can only go so long without listening to Metallica and Ozzy before he has to make a change.


This. Tipper sucked.
 
2014-04-26 01:58:22 AM

olderbudnoweiser: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x225]


Meanwhile, Worf should be making everyone on board the Enterprise, including concave surfaces of the hull, his biatch.
 
2014-04-26 02:13:59 AM

Red Shirt Blues: Al Gore is a pig.


I'll agree with this. His mansion on the West coast to the south of me is a disgusting display of excess and waste. Conservation my ass, recycle your farking personal jet and turn off the farking lights in your mansion you damn hypocrite! He doesn't seem too concerned about the sea level rising on the West coast.
 
2014-04-26 02:15:42 AM
i57.tinypic.com
I was so annoyed at Tipper Gore aping Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No to Drugs" with her "Just Say No to Heavy Metal" in 1986 that I will share this pic of turkies from my Galaxy that Tinypic made sideways. (With hints of begging for an alternate way of going from Android pic to URL).
 
2014-04-26 02:31:19 AM

HawgWild: ArmednHammered: All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?

[pinkie.ponychan.net image 429x244]


that picture gets me everytime
 
2014-04-26 02:37:24 AM
OK, that's... I guess kind of vaguely interesting, but why is an ostensibly real news source categorizing it as 'politics'?  Isn't it more like celebrity gossip?
 
2014-04-26 02:45:50 AM

coyo: Eh, monogamy isn't automatically the correct choice. It works for some people, but it's really not natural.


I hate the word 'natural'.
 
2014-04-26 02:47:15 AM
A face that shiny is going to reflect a lot of sunlight back into space.
 
2014-04-26 03:07:52 AM

Kevin72: [i57.tinypic.com image 850x637]
I was so annoyed at Tipper Gore aping Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No to Drugs" with her "Just Say No to Heavy Metal" in 1986 that I will share this pic of turkies from my Galaxy that Tinypic made sideways. (With hints of begging for an alternate way of going from Android pic to URL).


Hah, turkeys are so stupid that they stand sideways on the Earth and let the rain run into their nostrils and drown them!  I read it in an email from my grandma.  Her name's "Re: re: re: RE: re: Re: re:"

/Gore's new squeeze looks more like the Romulan commander from ToS than a Klingon.
 
2014-04-26 03:17:37 AM
His girlfriend is a Cliven?

Oh.. Klingon.

With all the recent threads, it must be retinal burn-in.
 
2014-04-26 03:22:42 AM
Sweet, maybe he'll try actually saving the environment instead of pushing his carbon tax.
 
2014-04-26 03:29:27 AM
Al Gore is still the most boring person on the planet. Even his separation is boring.
 
2014-04-26 03:34:03 AM
So he's still married, but dating another woman on the side? This is not cheating how?
 
2014-04-26 03:35:30 AM
Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, and John McCain are aghast at the liberals' casual disregard for the sanctity of marriage.

/who did I leave out?
 
2014-04-26 03:46:09 AM

ArmednHammered: Alphax: HawgWild: ArmednHammered: All you Al Gore worshipers know that he's no better than the "fundies" that you regularly mock, right?
If you believe that "the science is settled", you're no better than they are. Remember how you bashed Gingrich?

[pinkie.ponychan.net image 429x244]

I was guessing he's hammered.

You're the closest, LOL!
/so, 1/10?


The trick is to throw the firecracker and go to bed, not sit around it like it's a campfire.

You have a bright future.
 
2014-04-26 03:58:03 AM

HotWingAgenda: So he's still married, but dating another woman on the side? This is not cheating how?


Still being legally married does not mean you actually have a relationship with your spouse. I've known several people who started dating again before the divorce was official. Sometimes it takes a while to finalize everything. So, if both parties consider the marriage to be over in everything but law, it's not cheating.
 
2014-04-26 03:58:24 AM

rynthetyn: Al Gore is still the most boring person on the planet. Even his separation is boring.


this is true. I honestly had no idea they were separated until this thread.
 
2014-04-26 03:59:23 AM

HotWingAgenda: So he's still married, but dating another woman on the side? This is not cheating how?


really?
 
2014-04-26 04:31:42 AM
She has salamander skin.
 
2014-04-26 04:51:11 AM

HotWingAgenda: So he's still married, but dating another woman on the side? This is not cheating how?


Because they're seperated? Are you that stupid?
 
2014-04-26 04:54:02 AM
Wow, what a beating! Truth be told, though, I'm not certain I could do better at 66 either.
 
2014-04-26 04:54:59 AM
www.emagill.com
 
2014-04-26 05:08:05 AM

HawgWild: Huh ...

I was convinced he was gay.


Red Shirt Blues: Al Gore is a pig.


So he's some kind of half-bear, half-pig man?
 
2014-04-26 05:24:41 AM
He has ridden the mighty moon-worm.

/P'tagh
 
2014-04-26 05:26:28 AM

HawgWild: Huh ...

I was convinced he was gay.


After seeing the picture of his "girlfriend" I'm now convinced he's gay.
 
2014-04-26 05:32:36 AM

HotWingAgenda: So he's still married, but dating another woman on the side? This is not cheating how?


Because cheating is when two people are in a relationship and one of them sees somebody else without their partner consenting.

If you are separated, you are probably no longer in a meaningful relationship.
If you are in an open relationship (and follow whatever rules you've worked out), your partner consents.

Neither is cheating.
 
2014-04-26 05:42:06 AM

ArmednHammered: /so, 1/10?


Apparently, giving him a score less than that knocks you up.

I don't understand it either.
 
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