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(Daily Mail)   Ever since her dalliance with notoriety, Tan Mom has stayed out of the limelight and devotes her life working at a charity. Just kidding. She had to be restrained after getting drunk at a press conference before a celebrity boxing match with Milf mom   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 68
    More: Followup, Patricia Krentcil, Milf mom, bad habits, celebrity boxing, official notice, George, spousal support, Duke and Duchess  
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2014-04-26 12:00:44 AM  
Limelight? More of a burnt sienna.
 
2014-04-26 12:03:43 AM  
So I've never heard of "Milf Mom", and apart from this story and something about liking black guys, neither has Google.
 
2014-04-26 12:09:24 AM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.


Yep, my first thought was 45? no farking way. And might I say, that is very charitable of you for saying 65.
 
2014-04-26 12:20:34 AM  
Fla-fla flowly.
 
2014-04-26 12:51:38 AM  
I want tan mom to sit on my face.
 
2014-04-26 01:09:45 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


4.bp.blogspot.com

You could always just do this.
 
2014-04-26 01:47:41 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


Take half the stuffing out of a nice beanbag chair and crawl underneath it.
 
2014-04-26 02:04:59 AM  

kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.


At one point EVERY mom was somebody's ilf - else they wouldn't be a mom.
 
2014-04-26 04:11:23 AM  

The One True TheDavid: jtown: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]
That's a rough 65.

Yup. But it's that tanning that caused that, not the drinking.


whynotboth.jpg.
 
2014-04-26 04:12:17 AM  
That picture of Tan Mom today doesn't look bad for someone in her 50's.  However, those pics of her in the confrontation for the boxing match are really God-awful!  It looks like she gave herself a spray tan that didn't really take.  It is too bad that she has decided to go with the tan mom persona rather than allowing herself to be a normal woman.
 
2014-04-26 04:31:22 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 08:38:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 09:36:31 AM  

Launch Code: Mom I'd Like to F Mom. That title is silly.


sounds like a frat boy explaining dating someone older than his parents... "...but she's a MILF, mom!"
 
2014-04-26 09:45:45 AM  

Momzilla59: kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.

At one point EVERY mom was somebody's ilf - else they wouldn't be a mom.


keyword: was...  motherhood occasionally hits some ilfs like the fist of an angry god, completely spoiling them for anyone else ever...

/or so i've heard
//DILFs OTOH
///*cough*lusciousmalfoy*cough*
 
2014-04-26 10:15:43 AM  

phojo1946: That picture of Tan Mom today doesn't look bad for someone in her 50's.  However, those pics of her in the confrontation for the boxing match are really God-awful!  It looks like she gave herself a spray tan that didn't really take.  It is too bad that she has decided to go with the tan mom persona rather than allowing herself to be a normal woman.


Allowing herself?

Woman is clearly not normal.

And that is not a good look for a woman in her 50s. My gramma looks better, and she's in her 80s.
 
2014-04-26 10:27:19 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-26 10:55:13 AM  
Looks like she had an unfortunate drunken run in with some self tanning lotion...which I guess is preferable to the tanning bed.

/ not that my pasty-and-proud arse would know anything about that
 
2014-04-27 04:27:20 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x292]

You could always just do this.


Cytokine Storm: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[i.imgur.com image 400x533]


FuzedBox: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[img.fark.net image 396x344]


I'm into some strange shiat. I love women of all shapes, sizes, ages, and anything else that looks like poo.


i1193.photobucket.com
 
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