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(Daily Mail)   Ever since her dalliance with notoriety, Tan Mom has stayed out of the limelight and devotes her life working at a charity. Just kidding. She had to be restrained after getting drunk at a press conference before a celebrity boxing match with Milf mom   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 68
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2014-04-25 07:58:16 PM  
 
2014-04-25 08:02:38 PM  
She looks like she's already taken one hell of a beating.
 
2014-04-25 08:17:06 PM  

i.dailymail.co.uk

The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contest

No way she's 45, maybe 65.

 
2014-04-25 08:46:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 08:48:28 PM  

basemetal: The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contest.


So...I guess nobody else wanted to enter her? Amirite? Amirite?
 
2014-04-25 08:50:21 PM  
I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.
 
2014-04-25 09:06:23 PM  

BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.


Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.
 
gja
2014-04-25 09:08:19 PM  
Not sure if there is more leather on the gloves or her face.........
 
2014-04-25 09:08:19 PM  

Barfmaker: basemetal: The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contest.

So...I guess nobody else wanted to enter her? Amirite? Amirite?


I chortled...
 
2014-04-25 09:11:54 PM  
Not her first time:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-04-25 09:12:35 PM  

fusillade762: She looks like she's already taken one hell of a beating.


Yup, and I'd say it was delivered by life but she brought it on herself.

Anyone else feel a little dirty for clicking that link and passively supporting this sort of behavior?
 
2014-04-25 09:13:55 PM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.


Nope, nope, nope.
thanks for the brain image, godamnyoutohell.
 
2014-04-25 09:15:55 PM  
1) If William H. Macy and my leather recliner had a love child, it would look like her.

2) "Tan Mom" sounds like a Star Wars character.
 
2014-04-25 09:16:45 PM  
Please, please, please tell me there's no way in hell a judge would give her custody of children.
 
2014-04-25 09:17:30 PM  

Barfmaker: basemetal: The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contest.

So...I guess nobody else wanted to enter her? Amirite? Amirite?


www.janetcharltonshollywood.com

Here's to you!
 
2014-04-25 09:17:43 PM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.


That's a rough 65.
 
2014-04-25 09:21:07 PM  

namegoeshere: Please, please, please tell me there's no way in hell a judge would give her custody of children.


There is enough evidence in the tabloids alone that should keep that from happening....some parents would have to pay big money to a PI to even get a small portion of what she has willing put out into the public domain with her "celebrity appearances."

God help those poor kids...they have to deal with the legacy or her public craziness.
 
2014-04-25 09:21:55 PM  
Mom I'd Like to F Mom. That title is silly.
 
2014-04-25 09:23:04 PM  

Mantour: Not her first time:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x669]


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-25 09:23:15 PM  

jtown: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.
i.dailymail.co.uk
That's a rough 65.


Yup. But it's that tanning that caused that, not the drinking.
 
2014-04-25 09:24:52 PM  

BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.


It's relative scale.  Next to Tan Mom, every mom is MILF Mom.

/even Clowncar Mom, or possibly even Alien Queen Mom
 
2014-04-25 09:26:37 PM  
So, Milf you say? I could use some eye bleach after Tan Mom...
 
2014-04-25 09:27:26 PM  

anfrind: Mantour: Not her first time:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x669]


img.fark.net

Agreed

iruntheinternet.com

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
 
2014-04-25 09:30:11 PM  
She should try a whiter shade of pale.
 
2014-04-25 09:37:26 PM  

BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Also...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 09:37:28 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 09:40:11 PM  

fusillade762: She looks like she's already taken one hell of a beating.


From the ugly tree.
 
2014-04-25 09:42:06 PM  
According to this she is actually 60.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-25 09:43:12 PM  

kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.


I was thinking it is kind of like ATM machine
 
2014-04-25 09:43:41 PM  

The One True TheDavid: jtown: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]
That's a rough 65.

Yup. But it's that tanning that caused that, not the drinking.


i swear to you that i mistook that picture of tanmom for dave mustaine.
 
2014-04-25 09:45:03 PM  
I hope their kids are embarrassed of them, because if they aren't they are idiots.
 
2014-04-25 09:47:51 PM  
 
2014-04-25 09:48:26 PM  

AbiNormal: fusillade762: She looks like she's already taken one hell of a beating.

From the ugly tree.


I think the tree fell on her, then the Forrest burnt with her trapped.
 
2014-04-25 09:55:19 PM  
Feeling good about my life right now. No matter what I do, I'll still look better than that at 45. And at 65. And probably at 95.

/even if I'm dead at 95, I'll still look better than her
 
2014-04-25 09:58:36 PM  

squirrelninja: AbiNormal: fusillade762: She looks like she's already taken one hell of a beating.

From the ugly tree.

I think the tree fell on her, then the Forrest burnt with her trapped.


And somebody used a rake to put out her face.
 
2014-04-25 10:04:54 PM  
She'll make a fine catsuit, one day.
 
2014-04-25 10:12:27 PM  

The_Sponge: 1) If William H. Macy and my leather recliner had a love child, it would look like her.

2) "Tan Mom" sounds like a Star Wars character.


Yup, from the planet Tantooine.
 
2014-04-25 10:18:15 PM  
Beal flopped
 
2014-04-25 10:19:06 PM  

Mind of the North Star: Beal flopped


damn wrong thread.


/nope.jpeg
 
2014-04-25 10:22:58 PM  
neither
 
2014-04-25 10:26:32 PM  

kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.


Wouldn't "Milf mom" be the mother of the Milf?

/Granny....get you some of that.
 
2014-04-25 10:28:14 PM  

The_Sponge: 1) If William H. Macy and my leather recliner had a love child, it would look like her.

2) "Tan Mom" sounds like a Star Wars character.


You had me at #1
 
2014-04-25 10:48:31 PM  
We are the reason this person (these people?) are able to live the kind of lifestyle they do. So, let's pat ourselves on the back!
 
2014-04-25 11:15:12 PM  
1. Can we stop calling infamous female media figures "____ Mom", please?

2. She is only two years older than I am, and yet she looks older and more ravaged by time than my septuagenarian mother.

3. Celebrity boxing would be a lot more effective if it included actual celebrities.
 
2014-04-25 11:18:40 PM  

itsaidwhat: kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.

Wouldn't "Milf mom" be the mother of the Milf?

/Granny....get you some of that.


No that's GILF. So I'm told.
 
2014-04-25 11:21:12 PM  
How she looked afterwards:

www.figures.com
 
2014-04-25 11:38:22 PM  
ZOMBIE!
 
2014-04-25 11:42:17 PM  
Not only a face like a foot, but a monkey foot.

Her poor kids.

cdn2.arkive.org
 
2014-04-25 11:42:43 PM  
I'd say she should face off against a barbed-wire-wrapped-baseball-bat-wielding Gina Carano, but who wants to ruin a perfectly good wire-bat hitting someone who looks like a basketball left out in a hurricane?
 
2014-04-25 11:50:32 PM  
Looks like someone kicked her ass for wearing blackface.
 
2014-04-26 12:00:44 AM  
Limelight? More of a burnt sienna.
 
2014-04-26 12:03:43 AM  
So I've never heard of "Milf Mom", and apart from this story and something about liking black guys, neither has Google.
 
2014-04-26 12:09:24 AM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.


Yep, my first thought was 45? no farking way. And might I say, that is very charitable of you for saying 65.
 
2014-04-26 12:20:34 AM  
Fla-fla flowly.
 
2014-04-26 12:51:38 AM  
I want tan mom to sit on my face.
 
2014-04-26 01:09:45 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


4.bp.blogspot.com

You could always just do this.
 
2014-04-26 01:47:41 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


Take half the stuffing out of a nice beanbag chair and crawl underneath it.
 
2014-04-26 02:04:59 AM  

kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.


At one point EVERY mom was somebody's ilf - else they wouldn't be a mom.
 
2014-04-26 04:11:23 AM  

The One True TheDavid: jtown: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x856]The 45-year-old entered herself into World Xtreme Entertainment's Celebrity Boxing contestNo way she's 45, maybe 65.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]
That's a rough 65.

Yup. But it's that tanning that caused that, not the drinking.


whynotboth.jpg.
 
2014-04-26 04:12:17 AM  
That picture of Tan Mom today doesn't look bad for someone in her 50's.  However, those pics of her in the confrontation for the boxing match are really God-awful!  It looks like she gave herself a spray tan that didn't really take.  It is too bad that she has decided to go with the tan mom persona rather than allowing herself to be a normal woman.
 
2014-04-26 04:31:22 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 08:38:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-26 09:36:31 AM  

Launch Code: Mom I'd Like to F Mom. That title is silly.


sounds like a frat boy explaining dating someone older than his parents... "...but she's a MILF, mom!"
 
2014-04-26 09:45:45 AM  

Momzilla59: kd8our: BATMANATEE: I don't care about Tan Mom but this MILF Mom is relevant to my interests.

Isn't that kind of redundant?  Not all moms are MILFs, but all MILFs are moms.

At one point EVERY mom was somebody's ilf - else they wouldn't be a mom.


keyword: was...  motherhood occasionally hits some ilfs like the fist of an angry god, completely spoiling them for anyone else ever...

/or so i've heard
//DILFs OTOH
///*cough*lusciousmalfoy*cough*
 
2014-04-26 10:15:43 AM  

phojo1946: That picture of Tan Mom today doesn't look bad for someone in her 50's.  However, those pics of her in the confrontation for the boxing match are really God-awful!  It looks like she gave herself a spray tan that didn't really take.  It is too bad that she has decided to go with the tan mom persona rather than allowing herself to be a normal woman.


Allowing herself?

Woman is clearly not normal.

And that is not a good look for a woman in her 50s. My gramma looks better, and she's in her 80s.
 
2014-04-26 10:27:19 AM  

MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-26 10:55:13 AM  
Looks like she had an unfortunate drunken run in with some self tanning lotion...which I guess is preferable to the tanning bed.

/ not that my pasty-and-proud arse would know anything about that
 
2014-04-27 04:27:20 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x292]

You could always just do this.


Cytokine Storm: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[i.imgur.com image 400x533]


FuzedBox: MustardTiger: I want tan mom to sit on my face.

[img.fark.net image 396x344]


I'm into some strange shiat. I love women of all shapes, sizes, ages, and anything else that looks like poo.


i1193.photobucket.com
 
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