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(Fox News)   It ain't a real WV wedding until the bride murders a family member in a bar parking lot   (foxnews.com) divider line 93
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2014-04-25 07:50:56 PM  
Too late for an annulment?

/it's one thing to get married and find out your new spouse has a lot of debt
//but attorney's fees??
///not a keeper
 
2014-04-25 08:01:10 PM  
Pennsylvania is West Virginia now?
 
2014-04-25 08:11:39 PM  

fusillade762: Pennsylvania is West Virginia now?


OK, solid old joke: West Virginia just practices incest, Pennsylvania perfected it.
 
2014-04-25 09:00:16 PM  

fusillade762: Pennsylvania is West Virginia now?


I went to college in far western Maryland, and actually, no, there is no difference.
 
2014-04-25 09:56:31 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Kinda cute. Sorta reminds me of Kristen Dunst.

As much as I hate to recommend a Daily Mail link this one has pictures of the shooter and the victim. It also mentions the argument was over who was going to drive.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Shootee on the right. With her wife.
 
2014-04-25 10:27:27 PM  
Only one? A dull affair.
 
2014-04-25 10:28:53 PM  

fusillade762: Kinda cute. Sorta reminds me of Kristen Dunst.

As much as I hate to recommend a Daily Mail link this one has pictures of the shooter and the victim. It also mentions the argument was over who was going to drive.



Shootee on the right. With her wife.


She married her niece?
 
2014-04-25 10:30:56 PM  

fusillade762: With her wife.


It says she has a husband. The shooting made her a lesbian?!


Oh, and what a couple of idiots in the literal sense. Alcohol, guns, and weddings don't mix.
 
2014-04-25 10:31:54 PM  
I read this as a VW wedding and was very confused.
 
2014-04-25 10:33:27 PM  
Sounds Justified.

/different state, same theme.
 
2014-04-25 10:33:53 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I read this as a VW weddig and was very confused.


Me too, but I went with it.
It's not too late for a "pimp ze coffin" ala excellent (now) old VW commercial.
 
2014-04-25 10:36:09 PM  
The only way to stop an evil bride is with a good bride.

/Got nothing.
 
2014-04-25 10:37:00 PM  
biatch IM DRIVING!!
 
2014-04-25 10:38:35 PM  

walktoanarcade: fusillade762: With her wife.

It says she has a husband. The shooting made her a lesbian?!


Oh, and what a couple of idiots in the literal sense. Alcohol, guns, and weddings don't mix.


i18.photobucket.com
Yes they do.
 
2014-04-25 10:39:58 PM  
A wedding with less than three deaths is considered a dull affair.
 
2014-04-25 10:41:49 PM  
She stood her gown.
 
2014-04-25 10:43:57 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I read this as a VW wedding and was very confused.


Oh, good. Not just me then.
 
2014-04-25 10:44:22 PM  

hokiethug1992: She stood her gown.


hokiethug wins.

turn the lights out when you leave.
 
2014-04-25 10:45:47 PM  
Didn't they teach you all in school that WV is the abbreviation for Pennsylvania? How can you possibly confuse that for West Virginia? I swear, public education these days.........
 
2014-04-25 10:46:40 PM  
I was really surprised to see that a WV girl hypenated her name. I thought that was more a Connecticut thing. Just goes to show you can't stereotype people by where they're from.
 
2014-04-25 10:51:26 PM  
She killed a hooker?
 
2014-04-25 10:51:44 PM  
redneck tendency: take your otherwise normal name and turn it into some farked-up nickname.

Katelyn... okay
Kaytee... bullshiat.
 
2014-04-25 10:53:35 PM  

kyleaugustus: A wedding with less than three deaths is considered a dull affair.


I thought that was Yemen. And drones.
 
2014-04-25 10:58:59 PM  

Delay: fusillade762: Pennsylvania is West Virginia now?

OK, solid old joke: West Virginia just practices incest, Pennsylvania perfected it.


Hey, shut your whore mouth! Have lived in Pgh most of my 58yrs, never heard that :-P

The news showed the cop car pulling away with the shooter wearing a terry cloth robe - made her give her wedding gown up right away to test for GSR.
 
2014-04-25 10:59:45 PM  

Triumph: I was really surprised to see that a WV girl hypenated her name. I thought that was more a Connecticut thing. Just goes to show you can't stereotype people by where they're from.


Unless they're from Poughkeepsie. F*ck that place.
 
2014-04-25 10:59:52 PM  
They had to drive to Beaver County so one could shoot the other in the parking lot?
 
2014-04-25 11:04:06 PM  
You're not allowed to shoot your niece in WV?
 
2014-04-25 11:04:08 PM  

whither_apophis: fusillade762: Kinda cute. Sorta reminds me of Kristen Dunst.

As much as I hate to recommend a Daily Mail link this one has pictures of the shooter and the victim. It also mentions the argument was over who was going to drive.

Shootee on the right. With her wife.

She married her niece?


Shootee = took the bullet
Shooter = shot the gun
Shootee is the lesbian


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2014-04-25 11:04:57 PM  
Guessing subtard is from FloriDUH and can't read worth a farking shiat...
Takes place in PA.. shot by person from PA.. oh yes, WV!!!  One stupid son of a biatch.
 
2014-04-25 11:05:26 PM  
Considering we're talking about West "Thank God" Virginia I think they meant the bride's new step-daughter.
 
2014-04-25 11:06:15 PM  

walktoanarcade: fusillade762: With her wife.

It says she has a husband. The shooting made her a lesbian?!


Oh, and what a couple of idiots in the literal sense. Alcohol, guns, and weddings don't mix.


I'm from Pennsylvania
Yes they do
 
2014-04-25 11:07:20 PM  

lindalouwho: The news showed the cop car pulling away with the shooter wearing a terry cloth robe - made her give her wedding gown up right away to test for GSR.


Holy crap, that is amazing. Seriously, if I saw a movie where they made the bride give up her wedding gown to test it for GSR I'd be like "That's bullshiat, would never happen." And yet here we are.
 
2014-04-25 11:07:35 PM  

TheMega: Guessing subtard is from FloriDUH and can't read worth a farking shiat...
Takes place in PA.. shot by person from PA.. oh yes, WV!!!  One stupid son of a biatch.


how else were they gonna get a greenlight? l2fark commenter
 
2014-04-25 11:12:27 PM  

lindalouwho: Delay: fusillade762: Pennsylvania is West Virginia now?

OK, solid old joke: West Virginia just practices incest, Pennsylvania perfected it.

Hey, shut your whore mouth! Have lived in Pgh most of my 58yrs, never heard that :-P

The news showed the cop car pulling away with the shooter wearing a terry cloth robe - made her give her wedding gown up right away to test for GSR.


Bet you never heard that because yinz was always listenin' to Donny Iris and then headin' down to Pants an' 'At.
 
2014-04-25 11:15:23 PM  

DownDaRiver: walktoanarcade: fusillade762: With her wife.

It says she has a husband. The shooting made her a lesbian?!


Oh, and what a couple of idiots in the literal sense. Alcohol, guns, and weddings don't mix.

I'm from Pennsylvania
Yes they do


You march to a different drummer, that's for sure. (I say that in a good way, met some great people there once)

haha, I know Pennsylvanians can take Oregonians in a fight, but can you drive better than Washingtonians? I submit that you cannot.

/and your roads are better maintained
 
2014-04-25 11:24:20 PM  

whither_apophis: fusillade762:


[...]

Shootee on the right. With her wife.


She married her niece?



You're obviously trying to seem dense.


The shooting victim, Francis (ordinarily the boy's way of spelling Frances), was already married to a woman when her aunt, the bride who shot her, got married to a man.


They're all cute. It's too bad I wasn't there. And not related to anybody.
 
2014-04-25 11:28:33 PM  
According to West Virgina law, she properly called "shotgun."  Shotgun wedding.  Called shotgun for the ride home.  Shotgun.
 
2014-04-25 11:31:28 PM  

walktoanarcade: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I read this as a VW weddig and was very confused.

Me too, but I went with it.
It's not too late for a "pimp ze coffin" ala excellent (now) old VW commercial.


same.

Searched and found this:
beetleweddings.com
 
2014-04-25 11:36:14 PM  
At least she won the fight, amirite??
 
2014-04-25 11:40:43 PM  

MustardTiger: whither_apophis: fusillade762: Kinda cute. Sorta reminds me of Kristen Dunst.

As much as I hate to recommend a Daily Mail link this one has pictures of the shooter and the victim. It also mentions the argument was over who was going to drive.

Shootee on the right. With her wife.

She married her niece?

Shootee = took the bullet
Shooter = shot the gun
Shootee is the lesbian


Ah I was thinking it was the same woman in both pics.

/"victim" is the booklearin' word for shootee
 
2014-04-25 11:41:09 PM  
WV? So was it the bride's niece, the groom's niece, or both?
 
2014-04-25 11:42:32 PM  

hubcity: Only one? A dull affair.


kyleaugustus: A wedding with less than three deaths is considered a dull affair.


I see this has been properly covered. Well done farkers.
 
2014-04-25 11:42:52 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: redneck tendency:


take your otherwise normal name and turn it into some farked-up nickname.

Katelyn... okay
Kaytee... bullshiat.


Not Katelyn, you illiterate hog: Caitlin. And the nickname is Kitten. Please make a note of it.


I'm sick of people who can't even spell their names correctly.
 
2014-04-25 11:43:16 PM  
For better or for worse amirite?
 
2014-04-25 11:45:21 PM  

basemetal: Too late for an annulment?

/it's one thing to get married and find out your new spouse has a lot of debt
//but attorney's fees??
///not a keeper


he let her have his gun. he's complicit too.
 
2014-04-25 11:55:40 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 11:57:25 PM  
It's like HOOOOMIIIICIIIIIIDE on your wedding day.

/not ironic
//don't you think?
 
2014-04-25 11:57:45 PM  
i've already been crying this evening

but this is beyond all reckoning;


your niece?  your wedding day?  who's driving?


/if there'd been no gun i'm sure there was a knife with the wedding cake
 
2014-04-25 11:58:20 PM  
This is the reception hall were the royal nuptials were celebrated.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-26 12:01:51 AM  

Fissile: This is the reception hall were the royal nuptials were celebrated.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x407]


Ah, nothing spells destroyed lives, beaten wives, and bald tires more than L-I-T-E
 
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