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(Daily Mail)   She's obviously a bee-cup   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2014-04-25 07:44:39 PM  
what the actual fark?
 
2014-04-25 07:45:34 PM  
Well, A-cup, really
 
2014-04-25 07:45:39 PM  
Amateur.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-25 07:46:12 PM  

Kit Fister: what the actual fark?


Yup. We're done here, except for the b-cup girl pictures for them as likes 'em smaller.
 
2014-04-25 07:47:05 PM  

zerkalo: Well, A-cup, really


No, it actually does look like a B cup. A cups are basically male nipples, B cups are where you can actually start calling them boobs.
 
2014-04-25 07:48:39 PM  
I...well, if it makes her happy, I guess. Remember though, never stick your dick in crazy
 
2014-04-25 07:49:41 PM  
Too old.
 
2014-04-25 07:50:33 PM  
B-cups, anyone?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 07:51:41 PM  
OK, I've seen her covered with insects.  Is there a bee fore picture?
 
2014-04-25 07:52:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: B-cups, anyone?

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x674]


Most assuredly yes, but feed this one first and then bring her back to me after about she gains 15-20 pounds.

/sharp knees, yadda yadda
 
2014-04-25 07:53:44 PM  
Oh, no! It's The Invasion of the Bee Girls.

Once you've seen that movie you never want to see it again, even with Mike and the Bots.
 
2014-04-25 07:54:56 PM  
She looks like she is wearing a tank top made of coffee beans, but that would be crazy and dangerous. She was wise to stick with bees.
 
2014-04-25 07:55:39 PM  
She works hard for the honey.
 
2014-04-25 07:56:08 PM  
What's the big deal, you can't see her boo-bees.
 
2014-04-25 07:56:16 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She has worshipers.
 
2014-04-25 07:56:34 PM  
"Performance Artist": how nature says 'Do Not Touch'.
 
2014-04-25 07:57:50 PM  

ChuckRoddy: What's the big deal, you can't see her boo-bees.


That was awesomely, groaningly, horribly funny.  It touched the kid in me in a special way.
 
2014-04-25 07:59:42 PM  
OK, last one

i216.photobucket.com

/I do have a life
//Not much of one, but a life
///Bourbon, you're still my friend, aren't you?
//Hey, where are you going...
 
2014-04-25 08:02:16 PM  
l.yimg.com
RIP K-Cup
 
2014-04-25 08:04:52 PM  
If you ever watch the documentary about bees, Queen of the Sun, there's this German or French beekeeper guy with a bushy mustache who uses it to tickle the bees.
 
2014-04-25 08:07:46 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x541]

She has worshipers.


And one of them seems to be Jesus.
 
2014-04-25 08:08:35 PM  
And I know just the perfect guy for her!

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-25 08:09:17 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x541]

She has worshipers.


Farking hippies.  Goddamn it.
 
2014-04-25 08:13:07 PM  

Tuskan_Roeder: fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x541]

She has worshipers.

Farking hippies.  Goddamn it.


I came here to post something about stupid goddamn hippies. I see I am not needed.
 
2014-04-25 08:20:30 PM  
Let her bee.
 
2014-04-25 08:20:50 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-25 08:25:00 PM  
Not my type at all, I know I wouldn't even want to grope her.
 
2014-04-25 08:27:58 PM  
img.fark.netmedia.animevice.com
 
2014-04-25 08:28:10 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: RIP K-Cup


Maybe they should cover their coffee in bees.
 
2014-04-25 08:33:40 PM  

Russ1642: Too old.


That's a hard-looking 44.  Someone needs to tell her she's not in her 20's anymore.
 
2014-04-25 08:38:21 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 08:44:09 PM  
Really?  I think she's got some nice curves for only 9 years older than me.

Maybe she's actually a really nice person, you know?  The kind that could make you happy.

Oh wait, some of the people here have lost hope.  Alone forever is it?  Have fun watching Fat Guy Gets Mad at Sister for Ipad videos.

Have fun groveling.

/I left the Godflesh concert last night to be alone and play U-Boat captain simulator, despite all the jet black disgusting weekend beauties there.
 
2014-04-25 08:44:39 PM  

Deacon Blue: Russ1642: Too old.

That's a hard-looking 44.  Someone needs to tell her she's not in her 20's anymore.


She has one serious overbite.  She could actually be a Simpsons character in real life.
 
2014-04-25 08:47:41 PM  
www.killthehydra.com
 
2014-04-25 08:49:36 PM  
Her bewbs may be a b-cup, but her gut is easily a c-cup.
 
2014-04-25 08:52:00 PM  
looks more like bee stings
 
2014-04-25 08:52:09 PM  
Why do they always have to be exactly the kind of person who you expect to do these kinds of things.
 
2014-04-25 09:00:27 PM  

MustardTiger: Her bewbs may be a b-cup, but her gut is easily a c-cup.


Looks pretty normal for a 40+ year old woman who had kids in the past, to me.
 
2014-04-25 09:06:01 PM  

Banned on the Run: B-cups, anyone?

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x674]


Yes please.
 
2014-04-25 09:10:30 PM  
Maybe I'm shallow or something, but I totally couldn't do what her friends/worshipers/paid photo-op guests are doing.  I'd be beyond freaked out.
 
2014-04-25 09:11:16 PM  
Women like that open up their fruit cage.
 
2014-04-25 09:12:57 PM  
Let's try that again. Mods please delete my above

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-25 09:16:26 PM  

Deacon Blue: Russ1642: Too old.

That's a hard-looking 44.  Someone needs to tell her she's not in her 20's anymore.


Was thinking someone missed 10 or more years after seeing that face...
 
2014-04-25 09:19:56 PM  

Banned on the Run: OK, last one

[i216.photobucket.com image 429x596]

/I do have a life
//Not much of one, but a life
///Bourbon, you're still my friend, aren't you?
//Hey, where are you going...


No need to stop.
 
2014-04-25 09:27:19 PM  

doloresonthedottedline: MustardTiger: Her bewbs may be a b-cup, but her gut is easily a c-cup.

Looks pretty normal for a 40+ year old woman who had kids in the past, to me.


No one said it wasn't normal. I was just sizing that thing up. I'm not gonna lie. I'd tap that old ass.
 
2014-04-25 09:33:08 PM  
As to her looks, I'd do her: her friends would wonder why she's settling. After all, she also "works as an artist and healer."  But I'm not sure we'd have much to talk about:

'It is a deep meditation and I feel the hive mind surround me, hold me, and expand my body on a cellular level.'

Uh-huh. Expanded by the cells from all those bee stings, maybe.
 
2014-04-25 09:34:30 PM  

31.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-04-25 09:43:23 PM  
She better be careful lest she come down with a case of hives...
 
2014-04-25 09:48:48 PM  
that's rather titillating
 
2014-04-25 10:04:54 PM  
Pretender.

fc00.deviantart.net
 
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