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(NJ.com)   What would 'Nymphomaniac' have looked like if its director actually liked sex? Maybe something like this   (nj.com) divider line 58
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2014-04-25 04:53:52 PM  
I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.
 
2014-04-25 04:58:06 PM  
A french film with a teenage anarchist in it....well that's never happened all of the times before.
 
2014-04-25 05:07:01 PM  
I did a GIS on the lead. I hope I'm not on some list now.
 
2014-04-25 05:25:58 PM  
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I preferred the book.
 
2014-04-25 06:01:54 PM  

Tigger: A french film with a teenage anarchist in it....well that's never happened all of the times before.


Prostitutes are anarchists?
 
2014-04-25 06:06:21 PM  
So, it's toward discovery not oblivion.

I'm reminded of the line in The Importance of Being Earnest: The good succeed and the wicked are punished. That's why it's called fiction.
 
2014-04-25 06:07:37 PM  

fusillade762: Tigger: A french film with a teenage anarchist in it....well that's never happened all of the times before.

Prostitutes are anarchists?


Yeah, not sure what Tigger is talking about. Historically and even up to this very day, prostitutes all over the world have been strong supporters of the Whig party.
 
2014-04-25 06:08:01 PM  

fusillade762: Tigger: A french film with a teenage anarchist in it....well that's never happened all of the times before.

Prostitutes are anarchists?


Wellllllll okay, but smashing your state will cost you extra.
 
2014-04-25 06:12:31 PM  
This supposedly superior film looks like the lame mythological archetype of an untouched virgin who is sexually sophisticated beyond her years.

Nymph()maniac didn't hate sex, it was a reflection of a society that hated too much sex, or not the right amount of sex. The unrestrained nature of the protagonist suffered not because she enjoyed societal determined paraphilic activities, but rather because the love which she mocked as unneeded by her early on, once found in a person who could not coexist alongside the insatiable desire she had which even her own body failed to handle. This is something she resigned herself to accepting at the end, but not for lack of trying.

As she said at one point in the film when forced by those around her to seek 'help' for her problem "I am not a sex addict, I am a nymphomaniac", and paraphrasing the following which she said to the group "fark all of you and your false positions of why you do what we all do, and all of your issues that create your own unhappiness with who you are, I know what I want, I am who I am, and I will do what I want".
 
2014-04-25 06:23:25 PM  
I learned a lot from that film, and I felt I grew as a person.

At least parts of me did.
 
2014-04-25 07:00:15 PM  

Mugato: I did a GIS on the lead. I hope I'm not on some list now.


She's 23, you're safe.
 
2014-04-25 07:06:57 PM  
Because sex addicts have such great lives and not life crushing social debilities in reality
 
2014-04-25 07:09:52 PM  

brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.


*golf clap*

And with that it's time to start drinking...
 
2014-04-25 07:10:47 PM  

fusillade762: Tigger: A french film with a teenage anarchist in it....well that's never happened all of the times before.

Prostitutes are anarchists?


Anarchy is 50 euros extra.
 
2014-04-25 07:14:48 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.

*golf Genital clap*

And with that it's time to start drinking...


FTFY
 
2014-04-25 07:24:03 PM  

brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.


Gandolph Scott?
 
2014-04-25 07:31:47 PM  
How are the nipples.
 
2014-04-25 07:35:30 PM  

Mugato: I did a GIS on the lead. I hope I'm not on some list now.


She's either 23 or 24, depending on which source you believe.
 
2014-04-25 07:38:02 PM  
That young actress is stunningly beautiful.

Or perhaps I should say Cette jeune actrice est incroyablement belle.
 
2014-04-25 07:40:40 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Gandolph Scott?


Santa Fee
 
2014-04-25 07:48:25 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.

Gandolph Scott?


Whatever happened to him?
 
2014-04-25 07:49:11 PM  
A movie about a young french girl exploring her sexuality?

There's so many movies about that, it's a farking genre.

/I'll be in my bunk watching Emanuelle
 
2014-04-25 07:49:49 PM  
von Trier had someone's balls nailed to the floor in one film. Why would any movie reviewer ever expect Trier to celebrate sex?
 
2014-04-25 07:53:13 PM  
What ever happened to Nymphomaniac?  Did it ever get a distribution deal?
 
2014-04-25 07:54:33 PM  
I loved the last line....and the last sound from part II
 
2014-04-25 07:56:34 PM  
The French seem to have some fetish with hot young girls farking much, much older men. It's rather silly after hearing about the 20th movie to touch on that subject.
 
2014-04-25 08:00:04 PM  

carnifex2005: The French seem to have some fetish with hot young girls farking much, much older men. It's rather silly after hearing about the 20th movie to touch on that subject.


Romance is an underlying theme to practically all French films. You're only noticing those, probably because they awaken confusing feelings you try to deny.
 
2014-04-25 08:25:04 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Mugato: I did a GIS on the lead. I hope I'm not on some list now.

She's either 23 or 24, depending on which source you believe.


Oh man, that means she's totally 16. Dude, don't do it!
 
2014-04-25 08:33:51 PM  

T-Boy: That young actress is stunningly beautiful.

Or perhaps I should say Cette jeune actrice est incroyablement belle.


l.wigflip.com
 
2014-04-25 08:40:12 PM  
btw, that review reads like it was written by a guy who loves the sound of his own voice.  and the starlet looks vaguely like Misha Barton, back when she was that age and not yet broken by Hollywood.  The director of that movie already did Swimming Pool.  Either he has his own issues with Lolitas or is just continuing with a motif that seems to have been successful.  Either way, there doesnt seem to be anything new being told in this movie.  But she's hot and that often trumps any real need for provocativity*.

*yep, just made that word up cuz it fits there.**

**fark slashies
 
2014-04-25 08:53:50 PM  

The Flexecutioner: T-Boy: That young actress is stunningly beautiful.

Or perhaps I should say Cette jeune actrice est incroyablement belle.

[l.wigflip.com image 634x386]


You know, I favorited you cuz of some "Exterminators" comic book random pic I randomly interjected into some thread, and you were the only one that got it.  And now, here you go again, the other way around.

"I say you let me handle 'em!!!"

Sigh.
 
2014-04-25 09:03:46 PM  

carnifex2005: The French seem to have some fetish with hot young girls farking much, much older men. It's rather silly after hearing about the 20th movie to touch on that subject.


Given that I'm rapidly becoming an older man, I'm totally OK with this.
 
2014-04-25 09:47:09 PM  

carnifex2005: The French seem to have some fetish with hot young girls farking much, much older men. It's rather silly after hearing about the 20th movie to touch on that subject.


I have no problem with that.  I just doesn't seem to work for me.


\not really
\not rich
 
2014-04-25 09:49:45 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.

Gandolph Scott?


I'D do it for Gandolph Scott
 
2014-04-25 10:31:41 PM  
The first time I've seen the word "disinterested" used properly in a long time.
 
2014-04-25 11:12:28 PM  
See...that's the problem, there are many who think a woman should suffer for her sexuality.

Me, I encourage it.
Enjoy, partake.
Revel in it.
No guilt.
 
2014-04-25 11:28:19 PM  

rogue49: See...that's the problem, there are many who think a woman should suffer for her sexuality.


If she is reduced to having me as her partner, she's suffering.
 
2014-04-26 12:58:11 AM  

Mega Steve: B.L.Z. Bub: brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.

Gandolph Scott?

I'D do it for Gandolph Scott


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2014-04-26 12:59:23 AM  

T-Boy: What ever happened to Nymphomaniac?  Did it ever get a distribution deal?


It played in Austin a couple of weeks ago, but I think it's already gone.
 
2014-04-26 01:04:22 AM  

Kanemano: Because sex addicts have such great lives and not life crushing social debilities in reality


Twenty years ago a "sex addict" would have just been someone with poor impulse control.  Because really, that's all they are.  People with poor self-discipline or poor judgment.  Acting as if it's some sort of addiction is just silly.  Most of us, especially men, love sex, and have done some stupid things to get sex.
 
2014-04-26 01:49:44 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: brap: I'm going to watch this Belle Du Jour and Pretty Woman back to back to back.

Prostitution needed its feel-good trilogy.  I feel like Gandolph at the a glamorous premier.  This is like the Lord of The Rings of paid corksucking.

Gandolph Scott?


I read it as "Glandalf" and thought, maybe he was a penis wizard.
 
2014-04-26 01:53:17 AM  

carnifex2005: The French seem to have some fetish with hot young girls farking much, much older men. It's rather silly after hearing about the 20th movie to touch on that subject.


The publicity seemed to focus more on the black guys. I figured it was just the modern progressive fantasy of a white woman earning her womanhood by farking every ethnic group available.
 
2014-04-26 02:10:17 AM  
She looks like a French, brunette, less stacked Tracy Spiridakos.
 
2014-04-26 02:38:38 AM  
Remember she is "Empowered" not a slut. Then when she hits 30 and nobody wants her used up ass, she won't be a spinster. She will be a "Cat lady" or "Career" woman or whatever lie women who have lost count of how much cock they've sucked tell themselves.

Smart people don't buy a used car from an airport "Rent a car" and they sure as hell don't want somebodies sloppy 45ths either.
 
2014-04-26 03:31:52 AM  
Interesting how often movies about a girl's sexual awakening romanticize it to portray her learning these deep life lessons about love, and emerging stronger and wiser, whereas those about a boy's sexual awakening typically show a series of comic mishaps that may or may not teach him some lesson about love. Is the latter the male-dominated movie industry's collective nervous laughter about their own clumsy adolescent experiences and the former the clueless approach of males idealizing what are probably equally clumsy experiences for girls?

The only movie I remember taking the opposite approach was

Anyone remember any others?
 
2014-04-26 03:34:59 AM  
Damn! That'll teach me to preview...

This:

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2014-04-26 03:59:03 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Interesting how often movies about a girl's sexual awakening romanticize it to portray her learning these deep life lessons about love, and emerging stronger and wiser, whereas those about a boy's sexual awakening typically show a series of comic mishaps that may or may not teach him some lesson about love. Is the latter the male-dominated movie industry's collective nervous laughter about their own clumsy adolescent experiences and the former the clueless approach of males idealizing what are probably equally clumsy experiences for girls?

The only movie I remember taking the opposite approach was

Anyone remember any others?


Twilight?
 
2014-04-26 04:22:06 AM  

evilsofa: rzrwiresunrise: Interesting how often movies about a girl's sexual awakening romanticize it to portray her learning these deep life lessons about love, and emerging stronger and wiser, whereas those about a boy's sexual awakening typically show a series of comic mishaps that may or may not teach him some lesson about love. Is the latter the male-dominated movie industry's collective nervous laughter about their own clumsy adolescent experiences and the former the clueless approach of males idealizing what are probably equally clumsy experiences for girls?

The only movie I remember taking the opposite approach was

Anyone remember any others?

Twilight?


That was 2 hours and 400 pages of a girl biting her lip and a boy curling his. I was so mad I spent time on those.
 
2014-04-26 06:10:28 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Mugato: I did a GIS on the lead. I hope I'm not on some list now.

She's either 23 or 24, depending on which source you believe.


In any case, at least WE would understand...
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(A little on the NSFW! side)

... she's a lovely woman.
 
2014-04-26 06:44:57 AM  

Hey_shut_up: Remember she is "Empowered" not a slut. Then when she hits 30 and nobody wants her used up ass, she won't be a spinster. She will be a "Cat lady" or "Career" woman or whatever lie women who have lost count of how much cock they've sucked tell themselves.

Smart people don't buy a used car from an airport "Rent a car" and they sure as hell don't want somebodies sloppy 45ths either.


Guys farks as much as he wants: high-five hero!

Girls farks as much she wants: used up slut no one wants.

Got it, thanks for the clarification.
 
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