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(Some Guy)   How long can you avoid drowning, getting carpal tunnel syndrome?   (sortieenmer.com) divider line 82
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2014-04-25 04:45:14 PM
"Scroll without stopping to stay at the surface"?  Scroll what with what?  Bad controls.  Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.
 
2014-04-25 05:27:49 PM
Not long.  Also, that was farking weird.
 
2014-04-25 05:55:23 PM

timujin: "Scroll without stopping to stay at the surface"?  Scroll what with what?  Bad controls.  Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.


Yeah, I didn't see any difference or interactivity no matter what I did.
 
2014-04-25 05:59:08 PM
All I get is the title screen and wave noises. Nothing happens.

/using Chrome
 
2014-04-25 06:00:34 PM
*bing!* "Noah..."
 
2014-04-25 06:04:53 PM
And that's why you wear a PFD and a safety harness, and don't leave an unsupervised novice at the helm.

The app worked for me for about a minute, then froze.

I drownded.
 
2014-04-25 06:05:32 PM
Not much happen here.
 
2014-04-25 06:07:34 PM
Seeing as how I was supposed to be French, I simply surrendered to the ocean.
 
2014-04-25 06:08:07 PM
Worked fine with a wheel mouse and firefox
 
2014-04-25 06:09:11 PM
55 seconds.  Then again I wasn't trying, and already got bored.
 
2014-04-25 06:09:53 PM
It's a commercial for life gear. If they really wanted to give good advice, just float on your back...
 
2014-04-25 06:14:54 PM

pippi longstocking: It's a commercial for life gear. If they really wanted to give good advice, just float on your back...


Floating on water is a lot less fun?
 
2014-04-25 06:17:02 PM
So I think I lasted about as long as possible. 4:59. I tore off my fingernail, started hallucinating, saw my life flash before my eyes, and then scrolling didn't seem to matter anymore and I died.
 
2014-04-25 06:17:13 PM
Well that was dumb.
 
2014-04-25 06:17:34 PM
www.gameblog.fr

Yeah, I already played that game. It was called:

cinedork.com
 
2014-04-25 06:20:55 PM
I already have carpal tunnel so fark you subby
 
2014-04-25 06:21:00 PM
Well THAT was creepy...
 
2014-04-25 06:21:40 PM

Tillmaster: And that's why you wear a PFD and a safety harness, and don't leave an unsupervised novice at the helm.


Or just pay attention to the boom when there's any chance of jibing (i.e. if you're not tied off to a preventer). Really, when you're crewing a sailboat, lesson #1 is "know where the fark the boom is and where it is going at all times."
 
2014-04-25 06:22:18 PM

timujin: "Scroll without stopping to stay at the surface"?  Scroll what with what?  Bad controls.  Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.


Me either. Kept freezing so I'm not even sure wtf I was supposed to do.
 
2014-04-25 06:24:25 PM
Five minutes.  Not sure if I "won" or if it froze long enough that it thought I drowned.  That guy didn't know a thing about swimming.
 
2014-04-25 06:28:39 PM
A title screen, and a background MP3 of rain?

Not impressed.  Subby's title also doesn't make much sense,.
 
2014-04-25 06:29:51 PM
Oh, I guess I'm supposed to have a scroll wheel.
I'm not giving up my trackball to play your shiatty french web game.
 
2014-04-25 06:29:57 PM
My laptop, being a laptop, doesn't have a scroll wheel. But it does have a scroll TOGGLE, so I basically just watched the most boring movie ever. Thanks, subby.
 
2014-04-25 06:31:38 PM
DAMMIT CHARLES! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

/I will haunt his ignorant ass as a ghost
 
2014-04-25 06:32:39 PM
I don't have a scroll wheel on my mouse, so meh.
 
2014-04-25 06:34:12 PM

NobleHam: So I think I lasted about as long as possible. 4:59. I tore off my fingernail, started hallucinating, saw my life flash before my eyes, and then scrolling didn't seem to matter anymore and I died.


you must have had a better technique..i think i was scrolling too much and went down at 3:01
 
2014-04-25 06:38:48 PM
Having almost drown in heavy surf twice, I can say that scrolling a mouse wheel is nothing like drowning.
 
2014-04-25 06:38:54 PM
Realizing I was French, I wanted to drown.
 
2014-04-25 06:41:10 PM
Would be nice if it would load all the way in before starting. All the freezing made me turn it off.
 
2014-04-25 06:42:03 PM
Got it. 1) never go out to sea, 2) wear life jackets, 3) never go out to sea.
 
2014-04-25 06:45:16 PM
Yeah, no.

I don't play commercials.
 
2014-04-25 06:46:37 PM
While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.
 
2014-04-25 06:49:04 PM

TheOther: pippi longstocking: It's a commercial for life gear. If they really wanted to give good advice, just float on your back...

Floating on water is a lot less fun?


So count clouds, or masturbate, or something while you're lying there.
 
2014-04-25 06:50:13 PM

ChrisDe: While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.


Of course you did- who do you think loosened the preventer line? Her and your sailing buddy will live happily ever after on the insurance pay out.
 
2014-04-25 06:52:48 PM

redsquid: ChrisDe: While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.

Of course you did- who do you think loosened the preventer line? Her and your sailing buddy will live happily ever after on the insurance pay out.


Cette salope!
 
2014-04-25 06:55:07 PM

ChrisDe: While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.


that probably was your mother...
 
2014-04-25 06:58:15 PM
Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you avoid drowning,
Getting carpal tunnel syndrome?  
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
 
2014-04-25 06:59:47 PM

I Like Bread: Oh, I guess I'm supposed to have a scroll wheel.
I'm not giving up my trackball to play your shiatty french web game.


www.logitech.com
 
2014-04-25 07:00:09 PM

Uzzah: Or just pay attention to the boom when there's any chance of jibing (i.e. if you're not tied off to a preventer). Really, when you're crewing a sailboat, lesson #1 is "know where the fark the boom is and where it is going at all times."


THIS.  And I've only been on sailboats like 5x in my life.  You learn pretty fast if you don't want to get konked on the head with the boom.

So I wasn't very motivated to save le moran by scrolling.  Maybe if there had been a chick on the boat, and she was taking off her clothes in preparation for a rescue involving mouth to ....  wait, what were we talking abuot?
 
2014-04-25 07:02:37 PM
Charles you fark!
 
2014-04-25 07:03:39 PM

I Like Bread: Oh, I guess I'm supposed to have a scroll wheel.
I'm not giving up my trackball to play your shiatty french web game.


www.nrc.nl
 
2014-04-25 07:07:59 PM
Shoulda woulda coulda.

Shoulda taught your friend some sailing basics. Like how to spill all the wind from the sails or something. Or that both you you should wear lifejackets. Or have taught yourself how to deadman's float in calm water. Or taught the developers that an HDTV quicktime event sucks as a "game".
 
2014-04-25 07:08:16 PM
I let him drown because I couldn't stand the screaming.
 
2014-04-25 07:08:56 PM
Wheel mouse did rien. Pas du tout. Drownded in 0:00. Could've been Chrome, could've been my specially designed anti-carpal-tunnel mouse.
 
2014-04-25 07:09:34 PM

whither_apophis: *bing!* "Noah..."


RIGHT!
 
2014-04-25 07:10:00 PM

StopLurkListen: Shoulda woulda coulda.

Shoulda taught your friend some sailing basics. Like how to spill all the wind from the sails or something. Or that both you you should wear lifejackets. Or have taught yourself how to deadman's float in calm water. Or taught the developers that an HDTV quicktime event sucks as a "game".


Oh wow, I got to the final boss in 0:11 "minutes", or 5 minutes in "real life time waiting for each 1.5 second bit to stream"
 
2014-04-25 07:11:25 PM
Doesn't work on Waterfox, ironically
 
2014-04-25 07:15:17 PM
I prefer the game where you try to avoid shooting the puppy.

/level 4 is Nintendo Hard
 
2014-04-25 07:15:55 PM

timujin: Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.


funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2014-04-25 07:17:44 PM

I. R. Rottweiler: Seeing as how I was supposed to be French, I simply surrendered to the ocean.


Made my day. Yes you did.
 
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