timujin: "Scroll without stopping to stay at the surface"? Scroll what with what? Bad controls. Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.
pippi longstocking: It's a commercial for life gear. If they really wanted to give good advice, just float on your back...
Tillmaster: And that's why you wear a PFD and a safety harness, and don't leave an unsupervised novice at the helm.
NobleHam: So I think I lasted about as long as possible. 4:59. I tore off my fingernail, started hallucinating, saw my life flash before my eyes, and then scrolling didn't seem to matter anymore and I died.
TheOther: pippi longstocking: It's a commercial for life gear. If they really wanted to give good advice, just float on your back...Floating on water is a lot less fun?
ChrisDe: While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.
redsquid: ChrisDe: While my life flashed before me, it looks like I had a hot wife. Should have paddled harder.Of course you did- who do you think loosened the preventer line? Her and your sailing buddy will live happily ever after on the insurance pay out.
I Like Bread: Oh, I guess I'm supposed to have a scroll wheel.I'm not giving up my trackball to play your shiatty french web game.
Uzzah: Or just pay attention to the boom when there's any chance of jibing (i.e. if you're not tied off to a preventer). Really, when you're crewing a sailboat, lesson #1 is "know where the fark the boom is and where it is going at all times."
whither_apophis: *bing!* "Noah..."
StopLurkListen: Shoulda woulda coulda.Shoulda taught your friend some sailing basics. Like how to spill all the wind from the sails or something. Or that both you you should wear lifejackets. Or have taught yourself how to deadman's float in calm water. Or taught the developers that an HDTV quicktime event sucks as a "game".
timujin: Also, it doesn't work with Firefox, or at least not with mine.
I. R. Rottweiler: Seeing as how I was supposed to be French, I simply surrendered to the ocean.
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