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(Gawker)   You know when you are standing of the roof of your mansion doing a photo shoot with a naked porn star, throwing her off the roof and into your pool always SEEMS like a great idea; but trust me, it's a harder shot than it looks   (gawker.com) divider line 113
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2014-04-25 03:52:38 PM
Now THAT made me wince in pain.

/not to mention what a farking stupid thing to do
 
2014-04-25 03:53:40 PM
Ooh... just a bi-iit outside
 
2014-04-25 04:06:49 PM
"...the multimillionaire son of a Wall Street tycoon"

[sigh]
 
2014-04-25 04:18:20 PM
fta A strong man, Bilzerian, but not necessarily a bright one.

Idunno. He had a naked 18yo Hustler model at his house. That's got to make up for a lot of stupid.
 
2014-04-25 04:50:28 PM

Lando Lincoln: "...the multimillionaire son of a Wall Street tycoon"

[sigh]


No, no!  He won all his money playing poker.  Honest!
 
2014-04-25 05:05:00 PM
"Nice shot"
"I didn't know there was a pool down there"
 
2014-04-25 05:05:44 PM
I didn't know there was a pool down there.

\better not be obscure.
 
2014-04-25 05:06:20 PM
Damnit.
 
2014-04-25 05:06:29 PM
she is a golden goddess?
 
2014-04-25 05:06:50 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 05:06:54 PM
No charges are being pressed


Of course not. He's rich and she's just little people.
 
2014-04-25 05:08:20 PM

Sliding Carp: "Nice shot"
"I didn't know there was a pool down there"


I'm reading that book right now!
 
2014-04-25 05:08:35 PM

Lando Lincoln: "...the multimillionaire son of a Wall Street tycoon"

[sigh]


Weeners on the article, "Estate Tax Argument #1- This asshole. "
 
2014-04-25 05:09:22 PM
An actual 18-year-old porn star? Ya right, they're all 25+

Seems to me that she didn't remain rigid enough, she fought against the throw which caused her to end up short of the pool. Lucky as fark she didn't hit the concrete outright. Which obviously points out that you shouldn't throw people that don't know how to be thrown.
 
2014-04-25 05:09:42 PM
Wrong kind of pool for a bank shot, dude.
 
2014-04-25 05:09:50 PM

Maud Dib: I didn't know there was a pool down there.

\better not be obscure.


Not really
 
2014-04-25 05:10:34 PM
This really pisses me off...because she's very good at her job and there's much video evidence that she greatly enjoys her work. Over and over again. Multiple enjoyments of her work.

/look for the James Deen scene.
 
2014-04-25 05:10:57 PM
keboch.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 05:11:25 PM
I hate missing the money shot.
 
2014-04-25 05:11:40 PM
but he totally nailed it after the midget porn shoot last week
 
2014-04-25 05:12:40 PM
WTF does 'Fake Equis' mean?

/why, yes, I do read The Dirty.
 
2014-04-25 05:13:18 PM
They should have moved the trailer closer to the pool.
 
2014-04-25 05:13:32 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ooh... just a bi-iit outside


[Cues "Wild thing" by the Troggs.]
 
2014-04-25 05:13:44 PM
Well, at least he "cupped" her vagina first.

It's in TFA.
 
2014-04-25 05:14:34 PM

Sliding Carp


"Nice Exceptionally fine shot"
"I didn't know there was a pool down there"


Better.
 
2014-04-25 05:14:36 PM
"It's not the best idea that we've ever had," she understated. Ah, so she agreed to this. Hell, maybe it was her idea.
 
2014-04-25 05:16:11 PM
I don't see how being drugged up and on her back keeps her from work.
 
2014-04-25 05:16:52 PM

vodka: An actual 18-year-old porn star? Ya right, they're all 25+

Seems to me that she didn't remain rigid enough, she fought against the throw which caused her to end up short of the pool. Lucky as fark she didn't hit the concrete outright. Which obviously points out that you shouldn't throw people that don't know how to be thrown.


He didn't extend his right arm all the way through like a shot putter would have done. But yeah, she probably absorbed too much of his thrusting motion.

/again
 
2014-04-25 05:16:55 PM
The failtographer missed the impact.   To make up for it, here is a wince-worthy video of a girl's failed attempt to jump from a roof into a pool, followed by a news segment about her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYFOi4vf_c4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltPDgB_GdY
 
2014-04-25 05:17:48 PM
Oh SNAP!
 
2014-04-25 05:18:32 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I don't see how being drugged up and on her back keeps her from work.


What of those clients with a foot fetish. There are not many with a broken-foot fetish.
 
2014-04-25 05:18:48 PM
that'll buff right out
 
2014-04-25 05:19:23 PM
THAT'S what you call "The money shot".
 
2014-04-25 05:19:33 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 05:20:05 PM
She should have taken the donkey punch instead.
 
2014-04-25 05:20:10 PM

DrBrownCow: The failtographer missed the impact.   To make up for it, here is a wince-worthy video of a girl's failed attempt to jump from a roof into a pool, followed by a news segment about her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYFOi4vf_c4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltPDgB_GdY


She hesitated and fell straight down. LOL
 
2014-04-25 05:20:55 PM
I've heard that there are better things to do with a naked porn star.
 
2014-04-25 05:21:08 PM
damn...she really went down
 
2014-04-25 05:21:27 PM
He won't even apologize? The fark?
 
2014-04-25 05:21:53 PM

Brick-House: I've heard that there are better things to do with a naked porn star.


He misunderstood when he was told to get it wet and throw it in her.
 
2014-04-25 05:24:21 PM
The porn star throw will be in the next Olympics.
 
2014-04-25 05:25:32 PM

Scrotastic Method: This really pisses me off...because she's very good at her job and there's much video evidence that she greatly enjoys her work. Over and over again. Multiple enjoyments of her work.

/look for the James Deen scene.


ts4.mm.bing.net

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!" ?
 
2014-04-25 05:25:48 PM
macross87

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I don't see how being drugged up and on her back keeps her from work.


What of those clients with a foot fetish. There are not many with a broken-foot fetish.



Gore porn has a surprisingly large following... but I doubt the foot is broken to significant disfiguration..
 
2014-04-25 05:26:30 PM

DrBrownCow: The failtographer missed the impact.   To make up for it, here is a wince-worthy video of a girl's failed attempt to jump from a roof into a pool, followed by a news segment about her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYFOi4vf_c4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltPDgB_GdY


Without even clicking the links I'm guessing this is the girl they just had on Tosh.0?

Also, wtf, she's only seeking legal help because he never apologized? Honey you're in the wrong business
 
2014-04-25 05:27:52 PM
ah, yes... this guy. an epic farking douchenozzle.
 
2014-04-25 05:28:07 PM
all the earmarks of a sociopath
 
2014-04-25 05:28:29 PM
Damn, video got removed before I could see it. Anyone got any other links with it on there?
 
2014-04-25 05:29:29 PM

Pimparoo: He won't even apologize? The fark?


What are you on about? The poor must apologize to the rich, always.

/at least he didn't shoot her in the face with a shotgun
 
2014-04-25 05:32:24 PM

vodka: An actual 18-year-old porn star? Ya right, they're all 25+

Seems to me that she didn't remain rigid enough, she fought against the throw which caused her to end up short of the pool. Lucky as fark she didn't hit the concrete outright. Which obviously points out that you shouldn't throw people that don't know how to be thrown.


Maybe that is because she didn't want to be thrown off the roof
 
2014-04-25 05:34:49 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/this-millionaire-playboy-is-th e -most-interesting-man-on-inst

Will someone tell this guy that sociopathic doucheyacht that  "American Psycho" wasn't meant to be a how-to guide?
 
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