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(   Sorry, officer. I had the pot in my panties because the cocaine in my suitcase took up all the space   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, white matters, cocaine, luggage  
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2014-04-25 04:34:20 PM  
2 votes:
Story of my life, bro.
2014-04-25 05:46:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-25 05:37:20 PM  
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"What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"

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 "Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."
2014-04-25 05:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
Six grams is now a massive bust?
2014-04-25 05:35:22 PM  
1 vote:
0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.
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