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(NJ.com)   Sorry, officer. I had the pot in my panties because the cocaine in my suitcase took up all the space   (nj.com) divider line 24
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2014-04-25 04:34:20 PM  
Story of my life, bro.
 
2014-04-25 05:09:14 PM  
Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.
 
2014-04-25 05:30:03 PM  

Mugato: Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.


She was busted coming back from vacation.

//Doing it wrong...
 
2014-04-25 05:31:58 PM  
Wanna hear something gross?
They make plugs (those massive earlobe stretcher things) that double as weed grinders.
 
2014-04-25 05:33:16 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Mugato: Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.

She was busted coming back from vacation.

//Doing it wrong...


Depends on how much she started out with. She could have come in with two suitcases.
 
2014-04-25 05:35:22 PM  
0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.
 
2014-04-25 05:35:34 PM  
Six grams is now a massive bust?
 
2014-04-25 05:35:49 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Mugato: Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.

She was busted coming back from vacation.

//Doing it wrong...


Usually people smuggle drugs into the US from the islands, not smuggle drugs from the US into the islands? Or am I missing something? Was tempted on my last trip down there.
 
2014-04-25 05:36:11 PM  
When will they stop the persecution of personal drug use?
 
2014-04-25 05:36:31 PM  

Mugato: Ow! That was my feelings!: Mugato: Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.

She was busted coming back from vacation.

//Doing it wrong...

Depends on how much she started out with. She could have come in with two suitcases.


Fair, but she got busted with very little. Just ditch the leftovers...
 
2014-04-25 05:37:20 PM  
www.details.com

"What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"

i1.ytimg.com

 "Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."
 
2014-04-25 05:37:48 PM  

Shelbyville: Ow! That was my feelings!: Mugato: Come on, she was on vacation. And those cruises are hard enough to get through.

She was busted coming back from vacation.

//Doing it wrong...

Usually people smuggle drugs into the US from the islands, not smuggle drugs from the US into the islands? Or am I missing something? Was tempted on my last trip down there.


Right. She should have known they would be looking out for drugs coming into the US and ditched her leftovers. She wasn't smuggling kilos.
 
2014-04-25 05:39:52 PM  

MustardTiger: 0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.


Seriously.  That's like a strong cup of coffee.
 
2014-04-25 05:46:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 05:48:15 PM  
Can't allow outside competition for the drug dealing staff on board.
 
2014-04-25 05:53:53 PM  
Must have been a "Lovely Cruise"
 
2014-04-25 05:55:22 PM  

tricycleracer: MustardTiger: 0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.

Seriously.  That's like a strong cup of coffee.


Exactly. And who brings back weed? I'm sure she knows a guy who knows a guy. Who doesn't know someone who smokes?!
 
2014-04-25 05:55:23 PM  

tricycleracer: MustardTiger: 0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.

Seriously.  That's like a strong cup of coffee.


Exactly. And the weed in the underwear is even more derp! Who doesn't know a guy who knows a guy? Hell, the nice old lady across the street from me knows how to score. She doesn't smoke, but she knows a guy who knows a guy.
 
2014-04-25 05:56:22 PM  

MustardTiger: tricycleracer: MustardTiger: 0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.

Seriously.  That's like a strong cup of coffee.

Exactly. And who brings back weed? I'm sure she knows a guy who knows a guy. Who doesn't know someone who smokes?!


MustardTiger: tricycleracer: MustardTiger: 0.1 grams of blow... She was stupid for not doing the rest before she packed her bag. That's like one decent line! Farkin' amateurs.

Seriously.  That's like a strong cup of coffee.

Exactly. And the weed in the underwear is even more derp! Who doesn't know a guy who knows a guy? Hell, the nice old lady across the street from me knows how to score. She doesn't smoke, but she knows a guy who knows a guy.


Sorry for the double post. My enterwebs is being stupid.
 
2014-04-25 10:00:30 PM  

txchad: When will they stop the persecution of personal drug use?


When the government gets out of the business of controlling the behavior of it's subjects citizens.  Which will be never.
 
2014-04-25 10:16:50 PM  
Wow, six whole grams of weed? That's what, like a heaping teaspoon?
 
2014-04-26 12:21:39 AM  
Dope is hip and sleek and sexy.
 
2014-04-26 07:30:08 AM  
Excuse my ignorance, what is the purpose of a mj grinder? Besides the fact it is for grinding mj. Why grind it?
 
2014-04-26 02:42:46 PM  
Came for Breakfast Club references, leaving satisfied!
 
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