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(Talking Points Memo)   Cliven Bundy totally has a black friend   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 207
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2014-04-25 04:03:58 PM  
Serving as a bodyguard? You mean employed as a bodyguard, right? Because its stupid that a non-employed person would take a bullet for someone else they don't know and its required that employed bodyguards do that. Otherwise you wouldn't have gotten the job.
 
2014-04-25 04:18:36 PM  
I keep saying, this is like a script.

Act IV:  I Have Black Friends
 
2014-04-25 04:19:18 PM  

Diogenes: I keep saying, this is like a script.

Act IV:  I Have Black Friends


Reality TV is scripted, of course.
 
2014-04-25 04:22:25 PM  
My favorite part of this is that its' a black guy doesn't get that Bundy being nice to one black guy doesn't make Bundy not racist.
 
2014-04-25 04:24:00 PM  
Let's just get this out of the way:

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-25 04:25:39 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-25 04:26:17 PM  

Tigger: My favorite part of this is that its' a black guy doesn't get that Bundy being nice to one black guy doesn't make Bundy not racist.


He's one of the good ones.  The good ones that don't get that irritating little fact.
 
2014-04-25 04:26:54 PM  

mrshowrules: Let's just get this out of the way:

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 503x375]


Shakes fist.
 
2014-04-25 04:31:07 PM  
"I believe in his cause"

Um, what cause is that? That the BLM doesn't have jurisdiction over Federal land?

Im not sure what his cause is, but whatever it is, its a lost cause.
 
2014-04-25 04:38:59 PM  
He kind of looks like the ass-hat that was showing up at Arizona tea party events with an AR-15
 
2014-04-25 04:41:10 PM  
Let me guess: Alan Keyes

[reads article]

Huh. Not even Alan Keyes is willing to go to bat for this guy.
 
2014-04-25 04:43:56 PM  
Has this been posted yet?

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 04:47:52 PM  
Is the friend's name "Jim?"
 
2014-04-25 04:50:57 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Let me guess: Alan Keyes

[reads article]

Huh. Not even Alan Keyes is willing to go to bat for this guy.


Actually, you were right.  Alan Keyes has declared Cliven Bundy's remarks officially, Not Racist.  I think the best part of the Keyes' interview with World Net Daily, was the sidebar ad, which is ridiculous even by World Net "Home of the Floorhumper" Daily's standards.

img.photobucket.com

102?  SEEMS LEGIT.
 
2014-04-25 04:52:35 PM  
These people are farking retarded.
 
2014-04-25 04:54:57 PM  

James!: These people are farking retarded.


you win the thread!
 
2014-04-25 04:56:02 PM  

Sgt Otter: Lando Lincoln: Let me guess: Alan Keyes

[reads article]

Huh. Not even Alan Keyes is willing to go to bat for this guy.

Actually, you were right.  Alan Keyes has declared Cliven Bundy's remarks officially, Not Racist.  I think the best part of the Keyes' interview with World Net Daily, was the sidebar ad, which is ridiculous even by World Net "Home of the Floorhumper" Daily's standards.

[img.photobucket.com image 160x600]

102?  SEEMS LEGIT.


Headline from your link:   Black leader says Bundy remarks not racist

I see they're playing fast and loose with meanings of words again over at WND.
 
2014-04-25 05:01:22 PM  
Hope we can have another impromptu "I'm a racist apologist ask me anything" thread.  Or don't ask me because I will just quote you and draw you into an extended masturdebation session of of potato counter-potato.  We don't have enough of those.
 
2014-04-25 05:01:37 PM  

ManateeGag: James!: These people are farking retarded.

you win the thread!


I'm killing it today.
 
2014-04-25 05:02:45 PM  
I there was a girlish scream of "HEY A BLACK GUY!" and a scramble to get the first interview with him.
 
2014-04-25 05:08:11 PM  

James!: I there was a girlish scream of "HEY A BLACK GUY!" and a scramble to get the first interview with him.


You know it.
 
2014-04-25 05:09:17 PM  

brap: Hope we can have another impromptu "I'm a racist apologist ask me anything" thread.  Or don't ask me because I will just quote you and draw you into an extended masturdebation session of of potato counter-potato.  We don't have enough of those.


I love how two Bundy-related threads were just greened within the last hour.

This damn thing is a pageview counter's wet dream.
 
2014-04-25 05:12:14 PM  

make me some tea: This damn thing is a pageview counter's wet dream.


I have to admit I usually avoid all the politics threads but watching turds get freshly-gilded and threads beautifully woven from freshly spun hacks is frankly, kind of hypnotic.
 
2014-04-25 05:16:13 PM  
This could be the first documented case of Stockyard Syndrome.
 
2014-04-25 05:22:18 PM  

brap: I have to admit I usually avoid all the politics threads but watching turds get freshly-gilded and threads beautifully woven from freshly spun hacks is frankly, kind of hypnotic.


I just can't look away.

brap: This could be the first documented case of Stockyard Syndrome.


Perfect.
 
2014-04-25 05:44:29 PM  
"If I say 'negro' or 'black boy' or 'slave,' I'm not -- if those people cannot take those kind of words and not be offensive (sic) then Martin Luther King hasn't got his job done yet,"

To be fair to King, he has been dead for quite a while.
 
2014-04-25 05:45:28 PM  
*sigh*

I have to do everything around here ...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 05:49:43 PM  
"If I say 'negro' or 'black boy' or 'slave,' I'm not -- if those people cannot take those kind of words and not be offensive (sic) then Martin Luther King hasn't got his job done yet," the rancher said.

Those people?
 
2014-04-25 05:57:57 PM  
This guy's 15 minutes of fame are up.  At this point he's thoroughly in the ranks of "Octomom", "Miley Cyrus", "Justin Bieber", and "Honey Boo Boo" as people who need to go away and never return
 
2014-04-25 05:58:49 PM  
And that black friend is a fark mod with an itchy green finger.
 
2014-04-25 06:02:35 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: He kind of looks like the ass-hat that was showing up at Arizona tea party events with an AR-15


Are you saying they all look alike?
 
2014-04-25 06:02:56 PM  

Somacandra: Serving as a bodyguard? You mean employed as a bodyguard, right? Because its stupid that a non-employed person would take a bullet for someone else they don't know and its required that employed bodyguards do that. Otherwise you wouldn't have gotten the job.


Let's be fair, it is only required that you  say you would. I have to think some of them are lying if push came to shove,
 
2014-04-25 06:05:14 PM  
i.imgbox.com
 
2014-04-25 06:08:20 PM  

Sgt Otter: Lando Lincoln: Let me guess: Alan Keyes

[reads article]

Huh. Not even Alan Keyes is willing to go to bat for this guy.

Actually, you were right.  Alan Keyes has declared Cliven Bundy's remarks officially, Not Racist.  I think the best part of the Keyes' interview with World Net Daily, was the sidebar ad, which is ridiculous even by World Net "Home of the Floorhumper" Daily's standards.

[img.photobucket.com image 160x600]

102?  SEEMS LEGIT.


The guy in the last photo looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
 
2014-04-25 06:08:25 PM  
The Cliven train keeps on a-rollin'. Goodness. Something tells me the House was in session passing another bill to take more citizen rights away and no one is talking about it because of one bigoted, law-breaking, racist conservative hero.
 
2014-04-25 06:13:34 PM  
For posterity
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2014-04-25 06:16:06 PM  
Remember when the story about the government seizing his cattle couldn't get green lighted?  Now he's all green all the time.
 
2014-04-25 06:18:32 PM  

tinyarena: [i.imgbox.com image 850x642]


LOL
 
2014-04-25 06:18:35 PM  
Didn't Colbert have a bit some time back about the "having a black friend" excuse?
 
2014-04-25 06:19:40 PM  
He's the gift that keeps on giving:

Cliven Bundy Brings A Dead Calf On CNN Interview

I don't THINK this is satire but damned if I can even tell anymore.
 
2014-04-25 06:20:04 PM  

mediablitz: El_Frijole_Blanco: He kind of looks like the ass-hat that was showing up at Arizona tea party events with an AR-15

Are you saying they all look alike?

I was thinking this guy may have wanted more air time


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/gun-toting-protesters-includin g- assault-weapon-mill-obama-speech-arizona-article-1.396777
 
2014-04-25 06:20:34 PM  

Tyee: Remember when the story about the government seizing his cattle couldn't get green lighted?  Now he's all green all the time.


Before he got his crew of dipshiats to wave guns around (behind women and children) to stop the government from collecting the money he owes them, it wasn't particularly newsworthy outside Nevada. The media jumped at the chance to cover another potential Waco, and he hasn't stopped attention whoring since then.
 
2014-04-25 06:20:35 PM  
Seems like a lot of Fark Independents are now fervently asking to change the subject. Wonder why that is.
 
2014-04-25 06:22:32 PM  
"if those people cannot take those kind of words and not be offensive (sic) then Martin Luther King hasn't got his job done yet,"

He's probably too busy taking government hand outs to work.
 
2014-04-25 06:22:35 PM  
IT'S PSYOPS, BRO!
 
2014-04-25 06:22:36 PM  

stoli n coke: Seems like a lot of Fark Independents are now fervently asking to change the subject. Wonder why that is.


That is because Clive warned them that the president is a N ....... BONG
 
2014-04-25 06:24:18 PM  
www.officialpsds.com
 
2014-04-25 06:27:06 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: stoli n coke: Seems like a lot of Fark Independents are now fervently asking to change the subject. Wonder why that is.

That is because Clive warned them that the president is a N ....... BONG


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 06:28:02 PM  
Found him!:

lh6.googleusercontent.com

I bet you feel stupid now, libtardos.
 
2014-04-25 06:28:52 PM  

Tyee: Remember when the story about the government seizing his cattle couldn't get green lighted?  Now he's all green all the time.


Actually it was greenlighted but I remember when the story was about a scofflaw not paying his rent.

A cursory search for Cliven in the headlines shows that five greenlighted threads today of 11 Cliven headlines.  Also, there were a lot more before, when he was just a rancher and not a household name like Cher.
 
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