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(Washington Post)   In the spirit of Teddy Roosevelt shooting a panda, here is Ted Cruz posing with his new tiger skin rug   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 159
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2014-04-25 04:19:27 PM  
The tasteless pic with Mike Lee (R-Utah).  I seem to recall something complete repugnant about Lee on Fark not that long ago.
 
2014-04-25 04:20:31 PM  
Disgusting pic in question:

pbs.twimg.com

/also there is a tiger rug in the pic which just makes it worse
 
2014-04-25 04:25:20 PM  

mrshowrules: Disgusting pic in question:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

/also there is a tiger rug in the pic which just makes it worse


The smarmy look on their mugs really pulls the room together.
 
2014-04-25 04:32:36 PM  
Ted Cruz's entire life is a moral disgrace. His existence shames us all.

I'm not particularly surprised that a subhuman piece of shiat is behaving in a less than human way.
 
2014-04-25 04:33:11 PM  
fta nimal advocates sprung with catlike speed to condemn the senators.

Those dirty dogs
 
2014-04-25 04:38:15 PM  

Tigger: Ted Cruz's entire life is a moral disgrace. His existence shames us all.

I'm not particularly surprised that a subhuman piece of shiat is behaving in a less than human way.


Don't be coy, tell us how you really feel! :)
 
2014-04-25 04:39:00 PM  

mrshowrules: The tasteless pic with Mike Lee (R-Utah).  I seem to recall something complete repugnant about Lee on Fark not that long ago.


Well, it would seem his lips are still firmly attached to Cruz's ass even after Cruz threw him under the bus over the government shutdown.  That's a type of repugnant.
 
2014-04-25 04:42:51 PM  
And their defense is "but abortions!"

Really.
 
2014-04-25 04:45:28 PM  
Related.

// and I just LOVE that his spox pivoted to abortion
// I bet no one saw that coming, like a 7.62mm round from 500 feet away
 
2014-04-25 04:49:37 PM  
how about a picture of a Panda shooting Ted Cruz?
 
2014-04-25 04:49:41 PM  

gunslinger_RG: Tigger: Ted Cruz's entire life is a moral disgrace. His existence shames us all.

I'm not particularly surprised that a subhuman piece of shiat is behaving in a less than human way.

Don't be coy, tell us how you really feel! :)


I've barely got warmed up mate.
 
2014-04-25 04:51:17 PM  

Blues_X: And their defense is "but abortions!"

Really.


That was the best part.

But THE LEFT!
 
2014-04-25 04:52:34 PM  
Frazier, Cruz's spokeswoman, wrote to us that the office is not defensive of the picture.

"It's unfortunate the same outrage isn't displayed by the left when it comes to defending the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies aborted every year," she said in an email.


Wow. That's your reply? I would have to get a new spokesperson.
 
2014-04-25 04:53:18 PM  

vernonFL: Blues_X: And their defense is "but abortions!"

Really.

That was the best part.

But THE LEFT!


I should send him some pics of my aborted fetus Christmas Tree ornaments.
 
2014-04-25 05:04:30 PM  
Christ, that is disgusting. Have you ever seen a tiger in real life? I mean alive? This is repugnant.

And no, I don't give a shiat what political party they belong to.
 
2014-04-25 05:34:27 PM  
i think nancy pelosi and harry reid should pose in front of a rug made of stitched-together fetuses.
 
2014-04-25 05:37:13 PM  

FlashHarry: i think nancy pelosi and harry reid should pose in front of a rug made of stitched-together fetuses.


Nope.

They should pose in front of a Ted Cruz skin rug.
 
2014-04-25 05:38:20 PM  
Teddy Roosevelt would biatchslap Cruz so hard both Canada AND Cuba would spontaneously demand to be National Parks and Mike Lee would beg to be Marlin Perkins' pith helmet wrangler
 
2014-04-25 05:39:45 PM  

Tigger: They should pose in front of a Ted Cruz skin rug.


*shudder*

i imagine it would be pockmarked and sweaty.
 
2014-04-25 05:43:30 PM  

Diogenes: vernonFL: Blues_X: And their defense is "but abortions!"

Really.

That was the best part.

But THE LEFT!

I should send him some pics of my aborted fetus Christmas Tree ornaments.


I admit, I doubted you for a moment.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-04-25 05:54:18 PM  
Frazier, Cruz's spokeswoman, wrote to us that the office is not defensive of the picture.

"It's unfortunate the same outrage isn't displayed by the left when it comes to defending the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies aborted every year," she said in an email.

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:56:54 PM  
*The Loop does not condone or endorse violence.

Aww, can't you make an exception just this once? I want to see Cruz eaten by a tiger.
 
2014-04-25 05:58:28 PM  
He's Putin on the ritz.
 
2014-04-25 06:00:22 PM  
Ah, trolling the left.  From the posts in here, it looks like Mission Accomplished.
 
2014-04-25 06:00:23 PM  
FTFA: Cruz's spokeswoman Catharine Frazier says he was kidding, and had no intention of bringing the tiger pelt back to Washington. He had hosted a fundraiser in his home state for Lee and "they ran across it in Houston and took a picture." She could not say whether it was real.

So Cruz didn't actually place his own life at risk by killing the tiger, yet posed with the animal as if to claim credit or supremacy in some way.

I see.
 
2014-04-25 06:00:55 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-04-25 06:04:05 PM  

mrshowrules: Disgusting pic in question:


I can't believe this isn't a PS thread already.

/no skillz
 
2014-04-25 06:06:28 PM  
bipartisan solution: aborted tiger fetus rugs
 
2014-04-25 06:07:21 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Teddy Roosevelt would biatchslap Cruz so hard both Canada AND Cuba would spontaneously demand to be National Parks and Mike Lee would beg to be Marlin Perkins' pith helmet wrangler


/thread
 
2014-04-25 06:14:44 PM  
A tiger? In North America?
3.bp.blogspot.com

//Is it time to send Raphael back to Canada yet?
 
2014-04-25 06:18:03 PM  

HeadLever: Ah, trolling the left.  From the posts in here, it looks like Mission Accomplished.


Where is the trolling?
 
2014-04-25 06:19:15 PM  
Roosevelt shot a Panda? That's like going to a carnival and shooting one of the stuffed animal prizes. WTF is wrong with people?
 
2014-04-25 06:22:10 PM  

Mugato: HeadLever: Ah, trolling the left.  From the posts in here, it looks like Mission Accomplished.

Where is the trolling?


Never get out of the boat.
 
2014-04-25 06:22:54 PM  

Mugato: Roosevelt shot a Panda? That's like going to a carnival and shooting one of the stuffed animal prizes. WTF is wrong with people?


The Koalas were too quick.
 
2014-04-25 06:27:14 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Frazier, Cruz's spokeswoman, wrote to us that the office is not defensive of the picture.

"It's unfortunate the same outrage isn't displayed by the left when it comes to defending the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies aborted every year," she said in an email.

Wow. That's your reply? I would have to get a new spokesperson.


That's the perfect spokeperson for them. Also, "lives" and "unborn babies" don't commingle. At all.
 
2014-04-25 06:28:57 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: A tiger? In North America?


A TIGER?!?!
 
2014-04-25 06:29:11 PM  

HeadLever: Ah, trolling the left.  From the posts in here, it looks like Mission Accomplished.


TIL conservative retardation and doublespeak is "trolling". [backinmyday.jpg]
 
2014-04-25 06:34:11 PM  
Ted Cruz is a dominionist. God put everything on earth for dominionists to use up jesus is coming before everything is used up.  Everything will work out just fine.
 
2014-04-25 06:35:36 PM  
I want to eat the last panda. Maybe some Korean tacos or something.
 
2014-04-25 06:37:49 PM  
Just report it to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.

Even the derpiest Senators aren't above the law.
 
2014-04-25 06:38:46 PM  
"It's unfortunate the same outrage isn't displayed by the left when it comes to defending the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies aborted every year," she said in an email

What's really farking obnoxious is that she just assumes that finding it repugnant to take a beautiful animal (who aren't in infinite supply), killing it, contorting its face to make it look alive and menacing and making a rug out of it, somehow makes you a leftist liberal baby killer and that all conservative republicans think it's awesome and wants one of their own.
 
2014-04-25 06:38:52 PM  

mrshowrules: Disgusting pic in question:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

/also there is a tiger rug in the pic which just makes it worse


My god, the loose skin, the dead eyes, that is horrible. And the dead tiger is just as bad.

Is that red part suppose to look like the poor thing was freshly skinned and dropped on the floor while still bleeding?
 
2014-04-25 06:39:07 PM  

exboyracer: Ted Cruz is a dominionist. God put everything on earth for dominionists to use up jesus is coming before everything is used up.  Everything will work out just fine.


Which is what makes him as dangerous as any Islamist radical. People like this need to be institutionalized.
 
2014-04-25 06:44:35 PM  

Mugato: Roosevelt shot a Panda? That's like going to a carnival and shooting one of the stuffed animal prizes. WTF is wrong with people?


Apparently it was his kids, not the man himself, they wrote a book about it..  Teddy Roosevelt, a guy I wish I have read more about, was a hunter to the max, but also the first great conservationist.  I wish that wasn't a contradiction in terms these days.

/Chicago's Field Museum is better than Teddy's Natural History Museum
//But not by much
//To the max?  I might be tipsy.
 
2014-04-25 06:47:25 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
SHAAAAAANE!
 
2014-04-25 06:48:29 PM  

Tigger: gunslinger_RG: Tigger: Ted Cruz's entire life is a moral disgrace. His existence shames us all.

I'm not particularly surprised that a subhuman piece of shiat is behaving in a less than human way.

Don't be coy, tell us how you really feel! :)

I've barely got warmed up mate.


What's got you so upset, did he kill your uncle or someth-oh...
 
2014-04-25 06:50:06 PM  
People are weird.
 
2014-04-25 06:54:51 PM  

ProdigalSigh: Apparently it was his kids, not the man himself


Well then his kids are assholes, whatever.
 
2014-04-25 06:55:58 PM  

Mugato: "It's unfortunate the same outrage isn't displayed by the left when it comes to defending the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies aborted every year," she said in an email

What's really farking obnoxious is that she just assumes that finding it repugnant to take a beautiful animal (who aren't in infinite supply), killing it, contorting its face to make it look alive and menacing and making a rug out of it, somehow makes you a leftist liberal baby killer and that all conservative republicans think it's awesome and wants one of their own.


Welcome to the world of Senator Ted "TigerTamer" Cruz, useless farkstick extraordinare. Even his spokesmoron believes that, as the anoited right-wing Moron O' Republican Jesus, the only people who would dare oppose him are leftist liberal baby killers. I mean, who else would object to this kind of thing, right?!
 
2014-04-25 06:58:45 PM  

Arachnophobe: mrshowrules: Disgusting pic in question:

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

/also there is a tiger rug in the pic which just makes it worse

My god, the loose skin, the dead eyes, that is horrible. And the dead tiger is just as bad.

Is that red part suppose to look like the poor thing was freshly skinned and dropped on the floor while still bleeding?


LOL.
 
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