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(Gawker)   I know it's the day of prom and you already have a boyfriend, but will you go to prom with me? ☐ Yes ☐ No (Warning: Checking 'no' results in choking, push down stairs, and eventual stabbing to death)   (gawker.com) divider line 141
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2014-04-25 12:45:56 PM  
www.dungeonsanddorkwads.com
 
2014-04-25 12:59:53 PM  
So they had to call the police to Johnny Law High School?
 
2014-04-25 01:03:05 PM  
Excitable boy, they all said
 
2014-04-25 01:12:54 PM  
Well, I'm sure his dance card will be full in prison.
 
2014-04-25 02:56:04 PM  
The article is worthless without pics. TAIWWOP
 
2014-04-25 03:00:04 PM  
Geez, be a gentleman.  At least give her a chance to reconsider before you stab her to death.
 
2014-04-25 03:01:42 PM  
Call me crazy, but I've found that when trying to woo a woman, flowers work much better knives.
 
2014-04-25 03:02:04 PM  

naughtyrev: Well, I'm sure his dance card will be full in prison.


Hopefully sentenced as an adult and given a prom dress for his first week.
 
2014-04-25 03:03:21 PM  
She would have said yes if only he got her one of these:

prexamples.com
 
2014-04-25 03:04:16 PM  
dude... what? that is NOT what we meant when we said "stick it in her"
you are such a dumbass.
 
2014-04-25 03:04:50 PM  
Now imagine the fantastic, whirlwind adventure of a life she probably missed out on had she gone out with Mr. Smooth.


/its as if some people are on the cartoon setting
 
2014-04-25 03:05:26 PM  
I would just give them a flesh wound.
 
2014-04-25 03:07:03 PM  
skreened.com
 
2014-04-25 03:07:13 PM  
Answering yes probably would have ended with the same result, just a few hours later.
 
2014-04-25 03:07:26 PM  

Whatthefark: Call me crazy, but I've found that when trying to woo a woman, flowers work much better knives.


Depends. The first gift I got my then-girlfriend was a Kukri. She loved it. Married 21 years.
 
2014-04-25 03:08:19 PM  
FTFA: and the dance has been postponed.

The terrorists, and the psychopathic male teenagers, have won.
 
2014-04-25 03:09:05 PM  

anuran: Whatthefark: Call me crazy, but I've found that when trying to woo a woman, flowers work much better knives.

Depends. The first gift I got my then-girlfriend was a Kukri. She loved it. Married 21 years.


The family that slays together, stays together.
 
2014-04-25 03:10:24 PM  
16-year-olds go to prom?
 
2014-04-25 03:12:58 PM  
I wonder how she went about turning him down.

Girls & young ladies have seemingly lost the ability to gracefully decline.

And this is not especially new.  I am very old, but I can only remember one time that I was turned down so nicely that I still felt good that I had asked.

Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap
 
2014-04-25 03:17:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 03:18:17 PM  
Let's get this going since it's bound to come up soon

The federal government should ban knives!   That's the only way to stop school stabbings!!!

If she only had protection...

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-25 03:18:18 PM  
Psyco will be psyco.  I am more concerned that in a stairwell full of high school students no guys stepped in to stop psyco.  Article says teachers eventually restrained the psyco.  Call me an old man yelling at clouds if you will, but in my day, at least half of the boys would have had the stones to tackle that guy and the other half enough stones to join in after he was tackled.  I fear we are raising a nation full of pansy boys.
 
2014-04-25 03:19:33 PM  
Zul the Magnificent:  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap


It happened to me once in high school..BIG TIME, like movie-like "ha-hah I could never like you, dork!" and amazingly I let everyone live.

Fark that guy. No sympathy. I don't care if she laughed right in his face-that's a girl's right, not that I want women to do that kind of thing, but he should have just slinked off and cried somewhere.
 
2014-04-25 03:21:06 PM  
Back in my day, if a girl turned you down for a date, you went home, jizzed into an ice cube tray, brought the jizz cubes to school the next day in a thermos and sneaked the cubes into the girl's drink. Kids nowadays are so damn lazy.
 
2014-04-25 03:21:32 PM  
Saw another story about this she looked kinda like a friend of mine. Hope he gets charged as an adult.
 
2014-04-25 03:23:33 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I wonder how she went about turning him down.

Girls & young ladies have seemingly lost the ability to gracefully decline.

And this is not especially new.  I am very old, but I can only remember one time that I was turned down so nicely that I still felt good that I had asked.

Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap


I was wondering how long it would take someone to try and blame the victim.

Congratulations. You are winner!
 
2014-04-25 03:23:37 PM  

walktoanarcade: Fark that guy. No sympathy


Wasn't giving him any, as explained in the sentence just prior to where you quoted me.
 
2014-04-25 03:24:57 PM  

Empty H: I was wondering how long it would take someone to try and blame the victim.


And you.  Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.
 
2014-04-25 03:24:59 PM  
Wait ... the stabber and the victim were both 16? Stupid kid. You save the stabbing for the SENIOR prom. Junior prom is for punching.
 
2014-04-25 03:25:02 PM  

snowybunting: [future_serial_killer.jpg]


/satisfied
 
2014-04-25 03:25:39 PM  

groppet: Saw another story about this she looked kinda like a friend of mine. Hope he gets

charged as an adult.
floridamemory.com
Me too.
 
2014-04-25 03:29:36 PM  
Ummm dude...I said go for the ole hatchet wound.
 
2014-04-25 03:29:37 PM  
"Just say no" didn't work so well in this case. If she was a Mormon, her mom would've told her to go to the dance with that boy. Then, she could ditch him at the dance, and he could've hooked up with a chick who was more his type anyway, later on.
 
2014-04-25 03:30:49 PM  

Empty H: Zul the Magnificent: I wonder how she went about turning him down.

Girls & young ladies have seemingly lost the ability to gracefully decline.

And this is not especially new.  I am very old, but I can only remember one time that I was turned down so nicely that I still felt good that I had asked.

Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap

I was wondering how long it would take someone to try and blame the victim.

Congratulations. You are winner!


I don't think this guy was blaming the victim, just trying to teach a lesson about poking the bear.


And are you telling me you saw "mean girls" and didn't want to punch one of them right in their stupid face?
 
2014-04-25 03:31:25 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: walktoanarcade: Fark that guy. No sympathy

Wasn't giving him any, as explained in the sentence just prior to where you quoted me.


Just a bit by your last sentence.  And I'm not making out like you love the guy or what he did, but I'm pointing out that anything less than "fark him" is being generous.   I am being fair in saying your comment implied some slight sympathy.....IF she mocked him;etc, is all.
 
2014-04-25 03:31:45 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Empty H: I was wondering how long it would take someone to try and blame the victim.

And you.  Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.


and you.

then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

no, you giant tool, NO ONE should go snap just because they were rejected.  NO ONE should KILL another for that same reason.

if you're trolling, you're doing it wrong, especially by Fark standards.

i award you no points, and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your vapid soul.
 
2014-04-25 03:35:21 PM  
Clearly we need more Prom control.
 
2014-04-25 03:35:47 PM  

farkinfilipino: no, you giant tool, NO ONE should go snap just because they were rejected.  NO ONE should KILL another for that same reason


No one should invade foreign countries under false pretenses either.  And everybody should have good jobs that pay a living wage, and health care, and puppies, and there shouldnt be disease in the world, and politicians shouldnt lie, and police should never unjustly harm people, and nobody should judge anybody else, and my wife should have sex with me all the time.

Then.. there is the real world.
 
2014-04-25 03:36:13 PM  
Wow, I can't imagine why any girl wouldn't want to go to prom with that guy.
 
2014-04-25 03:36:15 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Empty H: I was wondering how long it would take someone to try and blame the victim.

And you.  Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.


Except you DID try to excuse his behavior with "I can understand."
 
2014-04-25 03:36:32 PM  
Kids today are pussy's. Been shot down more times then I can count for a prom date-apparently girls didn't want to go out with a deaf dude but never ever thought of doing anything to those that said no
 
2014-04-25 03:37:59 PM  
I find the article and comments on that site to be both equally disturbing.
 
2014-04-25 03:39:25 PM  

BeerBear: Kids today are pussy's. Been shot down more times then I can count for a prom date-apparently girls didn't want to go out with a deaf dude but never ever thought of doing anything to those that said no


shoooooot. I must have dated three deaf girls in my life.
Absolutely wonderful ladies.
 
2014-04-25 03:39:55 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I wonder how she went about turning him down.

Girls & young ladies have seemingly lost the ability to gracefully decline.

And this is not especially new.  I am very old, but I can only remember one time that I was turned down so nicely that I still felt good that I had asked.

Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap


The kid brought a knife to school, he didn't snap, this was his plan if he got rejected.

And you can "understand" killing someone over being mocked?  Seriously?
 
2014-04-25 03:40:11 PM  

walktoanarcade: Zul the Magnificent:  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap

It happened to me once in high school..BIG TIME, like movie-like "ha-hah I could never like you, dork!" and amazingly I let everyone live.

Fark that guy. No sympathy. I don't care if she laughed right in his face-that's a girl's right, not that I want women to do that kind of thing, but he should have just slinked off and cried somewhere.


You have her on a list still don't you...

cdn3.whatculture.com

//I keed, this boy needs to be charged as an adult, I don't know what the hell is wrong with people these days.
 
2014-04-25 03:40:36 PM  
Wut, couldn't he get his hands on a quality gun? Stabbing is so '90's.
 
2014-04-25 03:42:43 PM  

mjones73: walktoanarcade: Zul the Magnificent:  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap

It happened to me once in high school..BIG TIME, like movie-like "ha-hah I could never like you, dork!" and amazingly I let everyone live.

Fark that guy. No sympathy. I don't care if she laughed right in his face-that's a girl's right, not that I want women to do that kind of thing, but he should have just slinked off and cried somewhere.

You have her on a list still don't you...

[cdn3.whatculture.com image 600x300]

//I keed, this boy needs to be charged as an adult, I don't know what the hell is wrong with people these days.


LOL!  Why don't be silly..
 
2014-04-25 03:44:39 PM  

anuran: Whatthefark: Call me crazy, but I've found that when trying to woo a woman, flowers work much better knives.

Depends. The first gift I got my then-girlfriend was a Kukri. She loved it. Married 21 years.


No Fran?  No Ollie?
 
2014-04-25 03:46:48 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I wonder how she went about turning him down.

Girls & young ladies have seemingly lost the ability to gracefully decline.

And this is not especially new.  I am very old, but I can only remember one time that I was turned down so nicely that I still felt good that I had asked.

Not that that excuses his behavior, etc.  But if she was mocking him about it, having all her friends mock him, laughing at him and being rude about it, after the kid had worked up the nerve to ask (teenage girls wouldn't ever do something like that, would they?), then I can understand how the kid mighta gone "snap".

/oh snap


"I'm not sexist but.."
 
2014-04-25 03:47:39 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
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