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(Daily Mail)   John Wayne nailed a lot of chicks in the day, Pilgrim   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 179
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2014-04-25 12:28:56 PM
John Wayne...the poster child of American myth making.
 
2014-04-25 12:46:46 PM
With a name like Marion, how could he miss?
 
2014-04-25 02:03:06 PM
There are also tell-all's that he was gay as a 3-dollar bill.  I think it is someone who want to gain notoriety by using his name.
 
2014-04-25 02:04:29 PM

DrunkenYodaZen: John Wayne...the poster child of American myth making.


And draft dodging.
 
2014-04-25 02:04:45 PM
His pranking Sgt. Hartman was always worth a laugh or two.
 
2014-04-25 02:05:19 PM
He partook in a locker room gang bang when he was on the varsity football team.
Big deal.
It's not like he shoved a coke bottle up anyone's hoohoo that we know of.
 
2014-04-25 02:06:09 PM
www.seeing-stars.com
Are you kidding me? He's so macho I'd sleep with him too!

/but no anal
 
2014-04-25 02:06:21 PM
Well, he did have plenty of extra free-time for it after avoiding any war service.
 
2014-04-25 02:07:11 PM
No black girls, though.
 
2014-04-25 02:15:15 PM
Lindsay Lohan???
 
2014-04-25 02:16:25 PM

Old Man Winter: No black girls, though.


But the married three Latinas who barely spoke English and had a total of seven kids.
 
2014-04-25 02:19:21 PM
img.fark.net

that's not what i heard.
 
2014-04-25 02:19:48 PM
There are those who disagree...

www.cineoutsider.com
 
2014-04-25 02:20:54 PM
Dang!   27 seconds!
 
2014-04-25 02:21:13 PM

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 700x506]

that's not what i heard.


+1
 
2014-04-25 02:22:05 PM
vudukungfu He partook in a locker room gang bang when he was on the varsity football team.

TFA didn't mention Clara Bow vs. USC Trojans, actually-but Wayne didn't...he was a scratch that year & nobody cares if a 1920's Jazz Baby with a Bronx dialect screwed Ward Bond...
http://redroom.com/member/steven-robert-travers/blog/john-wayne-exce rp t-from-the-usc-trojans-college-footballs-all-time

tobcc There are also tell-all's that he was gay as a 3-dollar bill.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 02:22:46 PM
Really? Could've sworn he was gayer than Cruise at a beach volleyball tournament.
 
2014-04-25 02:22:59 PM
img.fark.net

Subby thinks he's John Wayne.
 
2014-04-25 02:24:30 PM
They know this because the autopsy showed definitive signs of severe Cogburns on his Rooster.
 
2014-04-25 02:25:20 PM
Who would you rather have sex with?

1.bp.blogspot.com
Then


cdn01.dailycaller.com

Now
 
2014-04-25 02:26:38 PM
I love this kinda shiat. Liz Taylor ( who would absolutely know) said Hollywood was way wilder in the 40s and 50s than it is now.
 
2014-04-25 02:33:18 PM

Spanky McStupid: Who would you rather have sex with?

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Then


[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 689x297]

Now


Then

www.pophistorydig.com

Now

www.hollyscoop.com
 
2014-04-25 02:33:33 PM
Spanky McStupid Who would you rather have sex with?

Tell yer PajamaBoy that Mark Mothersbaugh called, he wants his glasses back...
www.somebodyswebpage.com
 
2014-04-25 02:33:34 PM
I would have done her BITD

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 02:38:17 PM

FlashHarry: that's not what i heard.


Was waiting for this.

/I installed two way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood....
 
2014-04-25 02:45:03 PM
The all American man......marrying crazy Latina girls who would stab him in the face. Macho grande.
 
2014-04-25 02:46:41 PM

MFAWG: I love this kinda shiat. Liz Taylor ( who would absolutely know) said Hollywood was way wilder in the 40s and 50s than it is now.


Of course it was. The studio system protected the stars (when it wasn't drugging them senseless) and covered up all their little peccadillos. Or big ones. Stars had all the advantages of great fame with the addition of comparative privacy.
 
2014-04-25 02:47:12 PM

time is tight: FlashHarry: that's not what i heard.

Was waiting for this.

/I installed two way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood....


So what?  A lot of guys like to watch their buddies fark.
 
2014-04-25 02:48:42 PM
And by the way, Clara Bow was plenty wild, but the story about her and the USC football team is false, according to Snopes.
 
2014-04-25 02:50:50 PM
That draft-dodging right-winger, whose best role was Genghis Khan?
 
2014-04-25 02:51:45 PM
Probably going to regret this, but what's up with the John Wayne hate? Guy's been dead longer than most Farkers have been breathing.
 
2014-04-25 02:54:42 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: whose best role was Genghis Khan?


that'sthejoke.jpg ?
 
2014-04-25 02:55:23 PM
John Wayne was a punk biatch.

That is all.
 
2014-04-25 02:55:43 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Probably going to regret this, but what's up with the John Wayne hate? Guy's been dead longer than most Farkers have been breathing.


Ah, nevermind, he was a 'conservative'. Got it.
 
2014-04-25 02:55:44 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Probably going to regret this, but what's up with the John Wayne hate? Guy's been dead longer than most Farkers have been breathing.


Because pajama boy in the Fartbongo health care ads is their idea of a real man these days.
 
2014-04-25 02:55:55 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: That draft-dodging right-winger, whose best role was Genghis Khan?


Hey, the entire cast gave a glowing performance, so you take it easy.
 
2014-04-25 02:58:25 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Ow! That was my feelings!: Probably going to regret this, but what's up with the John Wayne hate? Guy's been dead longer than most Farkers have been breathing.

Ah, nevermind, he was a 'conservative'. Got it.


Spoke out against the Civil Rights Movement, was publicly for a senseless war that lost numerous lives, was a little biatch who ran from reporters when called on it...yep, typical conservative.
 
2014-04-25 02:58:28 PM

Nogale: MFAWG: I love this kinda shiat. Liz Taylor ( who would absolutely know) said Hollywood was way wilder in the 40s and 50s than it is now.

Of course it was. The studio system protected the stars (when it wasn't drugging them senseless) and covered up all their little peccadillos. Or big ones. Stars had all the advantages of great fame with the addition of comparative privacy.


And really old Hollywood, pretty much only the scumbags moved out there. Not like today where there are a lot of scumbags too but also normal people who just want to make it in the biz.

As for him being gay, they say that about a lot of actors of that era. Queering out someone after they're dead is uncool.
 
2014-04-25 03:03:13 PM

Smelly McUgly: Ow! That was my feelings!: Ow! That was my feelings!: Probably going to regret this, but what's up with the John Wayne hate? Guy's been dead longer than most Farkers have been breathing.

Ah, nevermind, he was a 'conservative'. Got it.

Spoke out against the Civil Rights Movement, was publicly for a senseless war that lost numerous lives, was a little biatch who ran from reporters when called on it...yep, typical conservative.


Holy shiat, you weren't kidding...

"I believe in white supremacy, until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility" yeesh.
 
2014-04-25 03:03:16 PM
I can't remember where I read it, but someone asked him in the late 1960s or early 70s why he was still working. The short answer was that he didn't have as much money as everyone thought because he paid for two expensive divorces.

walktoanarcade: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: That draft-dodging right-winger, whose best role was Genghis Khan?

Hey, the entire cast gave a glowing performance, so you take it easy.


You. Magnificent. Bastard.
 
2014-04-25 03:03:27 PM

DrunkenYodaZen: John Wayne...the poster child of American myth making.



Bingo!   you won.
 
2014-04-25 03:04:39 PM

FlyingJ: .he was a scratch that year


he wasn't on the field.
He was in the locker room pulling that train.
 
2014-04-25 03:05:34 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Macho grande.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 03:05:42 PM
i heard wayne was good with his meat pistol.
 
2014-04-25 03:06:56 PM

Rapmaster2000: So what?  A lot of guys like to watch their buddies fark.


i know i do!
 
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2014-04-25 03:08:15 PM
John Wayne caught teh homoghey
 
2014-04-25 03:08:41 PM
Clock Spider Jerusalem The all American man......marrying crazy Latina girls who would stab him in the face. Macho grande.

Like Lupe Velez biting Johnny Weissmuller's nipples & scratching his back the night before he had to film on "Tarzan"?
 
2014-04-25 03:11:45 PM
Even though Wayne was a hard right wing hippie hater, I will give him credit for biatch slapping Reagan over his stupid lies about the Panama Canal during the 1976 GOP Presidential Primaries.
 
2014-04-25 03:12:28 PM
I read that headline in Peter Griffin's voice.

/off to join an improv group
 
2014-04-25 03:15:48 PM

tobcc: There are also tell-all's that he was gay as a 3-dollar bill.  I think it is someone who want to gain notoriety by using his name.


I heard that as well and this could also easily be true...we call it "overcompensation"   particularly when you add this tidbit in " He had an uncanny ability to guess a woman's dress size on sight"


NTTAWWT  just sayin....
 
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