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(The Local)   "I know I have a dead body in my car dripping blood onto the road, but it's okay. That's my job"   (thelocal.de) divider line 6
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8009 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 1:35 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 01:51:39 PM  
2 votes:
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!
2014-04-25 02:45:47 PM  
1 votes:
I had a boss who had a previous career as a forensic anthropologist. She was called to a scene where some scallop fisherman had dragged up a body. The state troopers on the scene did not want to deal with the... remains... so they persuaded her to throw it (him?) in the back of her pickup (it was headed to her lab anyways). Of course she got stopped for speeding, and ended up spread-eagled on the hood of her truck by two very freaked out local cops.

She used the fact that she had been nearly arrested for murder as a management tool.
2014-04-25 02:38:23 PM  
1 votes:
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My friend is a Neural Pathologist
FedEX delivers brains to her house from all over the country for examination
She has a nosy neighbor who sees trucks drop off ice-chests and wonders why
I think my friend should let her neighbor in and show her around the laboratory
She says no
2014-04-25 02:06:08 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Neatness and dignity in the funeral business used to count for something
2014-04-25 01:39:09 PM  
1 votes:
Now they won't suspect him next time.
2014-04-25 12:42:37 PM  
1 votes:
Better get to his house quick...

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