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(The Local)   "I know I have a dead body in my car dripping blood onto the road, but it's okay. That's my job"   (thelocal.de ) divider line
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8017 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 1:35 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 03:13:10 PM  
1 vote:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "It is a very painful and unpleasant thing to happen to the undertaker,"

Oh, poor guy...

Maybe, just maybe...

YOU SHOULD TREAT THE DECEASED WITH SOME RESPECT, PROPERLY SEAL THE FARKING BODY BAG AND TRANSPORT THEM IN A MORE DIGNIFIED MANNER YOU INCONSIDERATE DOUCHE!

/Work with funeral homes & know how far down the ladder of suck you'd have to go to become this guy.


They're dead. They don't give a fark what you do with them. Hollow out the lady's skull and use it for a cereal bowl. She won't care, at all. fark this stupid "dead meat is sacred" attitude.
2014-04-25 02:15:45 PM  
1 vote:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: YOU SHOULD TREAT THE DECEASED WITH SOME RESPECT, PROPERLY SEAL THE FARKING BODY BAG AND TRANSPORT THEM IN A MORE DIGNIFIED MANNER YOU INCONSIDERATE DOUCHE!


Bah. Vultures.

The only people on earth who get paid to make Grandpa look like Grandma.
2014-04-25 01:57:02 PM  
1 vote:
There was a cable show years ago about Mortician School. Do yourself a favor and get cremated.
2014-04-25 01:49:46 PM  
1 vote:
"It is a very painful and unpleasant thing to happen to the undertaker,"

Oh, poor guy...

Maybe, just maybe...

YOU SHOULD TREAT THE DECEASED WITH SOME RESPECT, PROPERLY SEAL THE FARKING BODY BAG AND TRANSPORT THEM IN A MORE DIGNIFIED MANNER YOU INCONSIDERATE DOUCHE!

/Work with funeral homes & know how far down the ladder of suck you'd have to go to become this guy.
2014-04-25 01:40:13 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: "It is a very painful and unpleasant thing to happen to the undertaker,"

I reckon it wasn't too pleasant for the lady's family in the car, either.

2014-04-25 01:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
Now they won't suspect him next time.
 
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