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(Register-Herald)   Man shoots himself to avoid jail time, gets more jail time   (register-herald.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, weapon possession, Southern Regional Council, incarceration, gunshot residue, Fayette County  
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2014-04-25 01:28:53 PM
A young girl lives, and old man gets more prison time. Fair trade. I love you Nancy.
 
2014-04-25 01:32:13 PM
You can't fix stupid.
 
2014-04-25 01:33:46 PM
See, this is PROOF that Scientology works! Look at how effective R2-45 Auditing is!
 
2014-04-25 01:40:48 PM
Oh that Plaxico...
 
2014-04-25 01:41:12 PM
If you don't have your life straightened out by the time your 47. It's not going to happen.
 
2014-04-25 01:43:01 PM
situational irony (noun)

irony involving a situation in which actions have an effect that is opposite from what was intended, so that the outcome is contrary to what was expected.
 
2014-04-25 01:43:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 01:49:54 PM
Too bad he didn't aim for his head. One less, more or less.
 
2014-04-25 01:53:21 PM

uncleacid: If you don't have your life straightened out by the time your 47. It's not going to happen.


What about grammar? Is that gonna happen?
 
2014-04-25 02:02:15 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: uncleacid: If you don't have your life straightened out by the time your 47. It's not going to happen.

What about grammar? Is that gonna happen?


My grammar died before I was born.
 
2014-04-25 02:19:01 PM
Should have shot himself in the head.
 
2014-04-25 02:19:16 PM

hardinparamedic: See, this is PROOF that Scientology works! Look at how effective R2-45 Auditing is!


Checking your Ethernet jack for Thetans?
 
2014-04-25 02:49:04 PM
I'm not really sure who to believe on this one.  They are basing this new charge on gun powder residue on the victim, but what was his story?  Was he on the porch and shot from the street, or did he close the gap by walking up to the car before being shot, or vice versa (shooter walking up to victim)?  Gun residue can prove range to the gun, but if he was close to the shooter, wouldn't it be similar to him shooting himself?  Especially if he tried to defend himself by reaching for the gun as the weapon was fired, putting residue on his hand.
 
2014-04-25 02:51:37 PM
It doesn't really say in the article, but I have reason to believe he shot himself in the foot.
 
2014-04-25 02:53:29 PM

Prof. Frink: hardinparamedic: See, this is PROOF that Scientology works! Look at how effective R2-45 Auditing is!

Checking your Ethernet jack for Thetans?


Wrong track.  Think "caliber".
 
2014-04-25 03:35:30 PM

hardinparamedic: See, this is PROOF that Scientology works! Look at how effective R2-45 Auditing is!



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"Help me, Scientology. You're my only hope."
 
2014-04-25 04:52:54 PM
Wait, lemme try again.
 
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