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2014-04-25 05:55:41 AM
Poor thing was terrified. The deer looked pretty peeved too.
 
2014-04-25 07:44:47 AM
Doe...
 
2014-04-25 08:37:09 AM
GOOD
 
2014-04-25 08:40:41 AM
He should have put a pair of flashlights on his head. That would have calmed her right down.
 
2014-04-25 08:44:07 AM
I know a woman who encountered a deer in her garden.  The deer felt cornered and attacker her like that.  She was severely injured.  Large gashes, skull fracture.
 
2014-04-25 08:44:14 AM
So who gets the deer?  Me or the dog?
 
2014-04-25 09:03:14 AM
First end in headline is missing an s. Just wanted to point that out.
 
2014-04-25 09:12:45 AM

Earguy: I know a woman who encountered a deer in her garden.  The deer felt cornered and attacker her like that.  She was severely injured.  Large gashes, skull fracture.


My SIL dog got attacked by a buck....huge vet bill, stitches, etc., reqd.

Any animal that weighs more than 50lbs shouldn't be farked with. Animals are usually pure muscle/bone. They aren't fat like us. So they're going to be proportionally stronger.
 
2014-04-25 09:18:09 AM

kidgenius: Any animal that weighs more than 50lbs shouldn't be farked with. Animals are usually pure muscle/bone. They aren't fat like us. So they're going to be proportionally stronger.


www.timgreyhavens.com

Your essential point remains unchanged, despite evidence to the contrary
 
2014-04-25 09:19:19 AM
should have bolded the "Animals are usually pure muscle/bone.They aren't fat like us." part.
 
2014-04-25 09:35:36 AM

GoldSpider: So who gets the deer?  Me or the dog?


I'll send a bambulance.
 
2014-04-25 12:11:39 PM

GoldSpider: So who gets the deer?  Me or the dog?


Did it bite you on the neck?
 
2014-04-25 02:21:26 PM
Can we please start using the word "retard" again? I mean, even challenged folks would call this asshat that.
 
2014-04-25 02:22:48 PM
I especially like the guy shouting "do it again, do it again!!"

Truly the spririt of those who kick ass and win wars.
 
2014-04-25 03:38:23 PM
Bad news. They weren't drunk. Just British dickheads
 
2014-04-25 03:39:10 PM
Bucked him up good.
 
2014-04-25 03:41:03 PM
A week later, the idiot dropped dead from a blood clot.
At least, that's what I'll assume...
 
2014-04-25 05:34:22 PM
kidgenius:

Any animal that weighs more than 50lbs shouldn't be farked with. Animals are usually pure muscle/bone/teeth/claws. They aren't fat like us. So they're going to be proportionally stronger.

You're screwing with it for fun; they're fighting for their lives. I can name plenty of 20lb animals that will fark you up.

/Plus, don't fark with animals. It makes you an asshole.
/If you're already an asshole, please fark with a grizzly.
 
2014-04-25 06:40:28 PM
Did he need a bambulance?
 
IP
2014-04-25 07:00:48 PM

oryx: GOOD

 
2014-04-25 08:45:52 PM
sigh
//try to do the right thing and look what happens
 
2014-04-26 02:52:23 AM

I Like Bread: A week later, the idiot dropped dead from a blood clot.
At least, that's what I'll assume...



We can only hope.
 
2014-04-26 03:01:21 AM
Many years ago a friend was cutting through a small, wooded area at night on her way home from work in a town in the rockies and came across a cow elk which knocked her down and stomped the living shiat out of her. 11 separate fractures(ribs, arms, leg), internal injuries, they almost had to remove a kidney. She was in hospital for over a month. Somehow the elk managed to not make contact with her head or it would have killed her for sure.
 
2014-04-26 10:11:53 AM
Will the continue to stomp you if you go down? Cause that guy looked like he was one more hit away from being knocked the fark out, but managed to pull it together for a second and jump out.
 
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