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(Daily Mail)   It's terrible how the TSA will detain an innocent person for five hours for no reason. Except this one time   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 152
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2014-04-25 08:21:00 AM  
Awesome
 
2014-04-25 08:40:38 AM  
It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.
 
2014-04-25 08:48:02 AM  

nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.


He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.
 
2014-04-25 09:21:06 AM  
I swear, if he becomes the darling of the right wing and Fox News because of this....
 
2014-04-25 09:26:38 AM  

Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.


Vanilla Ice? Bieber makes Ice look dignified by comparison.
 
2014-04-25 09:34:40 AM  
There's something wrong with that boy.
 
2014-04-25 09:49:44 AM  
Has anyone introduced him to Miley Cyrus?

Another victim of fashion.
 
2014-04-25 09:50:07 AM  
Maybe he just had to pee?
 
Skr
2014-04-25 09:50:25 AM  
Looks like he enjoyed the cavity search a little too much

/didn't stop til they reached the back of his teeth
 
2014-04-25 09:50:41 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
No thank, you. I'm not interested, even if it is free.
 
2014-04-25 09:51:30 AM  

nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 09:52:41 AM  

Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.


No one wants to see that porn.
 
2014-04-25 09:52:42 AM  
Why is he perpetually hunched over ?
Pleas tell me it's because he spent the 5 hours being throughly cavity-searched.
 
2014-04-25 09:53:08 AM  

Mugato: Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice? Bieber makes Ice look dignified by comparison.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o
 
2014-04-25 09:54:17 AM  
I'm somewhat amused that both Beiber and Miley Cyrus are going through a similar exploration/rebellious phase in their lives yet he's still everyone's darling and Cyris is frowned upon by so many. C'est la vie I suppose

And maybe I've had the TSA wrong all along. They might not be such a bad organization after all
 
2014-04-25 09:56:05 AM  
Media Math

The first time I read this story, it was 2 hours. Now up to 5.
Do I hear a 6?
Going once, twice, we have 6.
Looking for 7, will they believe 7? Do I hear a 7?
 
2014-04-25 09:56:27 AM  
They should have kept him.
 
2014-04-25 09:56:47 AM  

Elroydb: I'm somewhat amused that both Beiber and Miley Cyrus are going through a similar exploration/rebellious phase in their lives yet he's still everyone's darling and Cyris is frowned upon by so many. C'est la vie I suppose

And maybe I've had the TSA wrong all along. They might not be such a bad organization after all


Remember who the real enemy is,,,
 
2014-04-25 09:56:49 AM  

Tom_Slick: Mugato: Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice? Bieber makes Ice look dignified by comparison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o


Yeah, I saw that when it first ran. Still no comparison.
 
2014-04-25 09:57:08 AM  
I love how he managed to walk all the way from customs to his limo with his tongue out and grabbing his (I can only assume vagina).
 
2014-04-25 09:57:52 AM  

Elroydb: I'm somewhat amused that both Beiber and Miley Cyrus are going through a similar exploration/rebellious phase in their lives yet he's still everyone's darling and Cyris is frowned upon by so many. C'est la vie I suppose

And maybe I've had the TSA wrong all along. They might not be such a bad organization after all


huh?
 
2014-04-25 09:58:02 AM  
Why is he half bent-over in each pick like his got a broom handle shoved up his ass?
 
2014-04-25 09:58:35 AM  
Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.  Both the TSA and Bieber.
 
2014-04-25 09:59:03 AM  
It's funny to me how he's a full head shorter than his bodyguards. You probably want big guys for bodyguards, but...I suspect he's a small, small man.
 
2014-04-25 09:59:09 AM  
Random selection my ass.
 
2014-04-25 09:59:36 AM  

SideshowSideswipe: I love how he managed to walk all the way from customs to his limo with his tongue out and grabbing his (I can only assume vagina).


That is an insult to all those who currently own and properly maintain their vaginas.
 
2014-04-25 10:00:04 AM  
if you have to use your hand to hold up your saggin pants while you're walking, its not fashion, its just annoying

/reminds me of Eddie Griffin's explanation of saggin
 
2014-04-25 10:00:20 AM  

Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.


Never!  Drop that zero and get with the hero!

www.i-mockery.com
 
2014-04-25 10:01:22 AM  
No, that pretty much still blows.
 
2014-04-25 10:01:41 AM  
All that money and he can't even buy jeans that fit him. Why do "gangsters" wear jeans that make it difficult to run from the law?
 
2014-04-25 10:02:03 AM  
They made him pull his pants down too?

Oh no, wait - that's how he always wears them. Never mind.
 
2014-04-25 10:02:11 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Random selection my ass.


TSA says its because he has pending charges (in two countries) so, no, it's not random.  It's typical.  Or are you suggesting we randomly select your ass?  I'm old and don't know how to flirt anymore.
 
2014-04-25 10:02:12 AM  

Mugato: Tom_Slick: Mugato: Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice? Bieber makes Ice look dignified by comparison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o

Yeah, I saw that when it first ran. Still no comparison.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-lT1oOU7b4
 
2014-04-25 10:02:30 AM  
He looks like a product.  Somewhere a Leo Bloom is crunching the numbers trying to figure out if The Bieb will make more money if he wears baggy pants or a signature hat that he can sell.  Everything from his antics to his clothes to his tattoos is contrived to make him edgy to the bubble gum set with out scarring parents.
 
2014-04-25 10:02:50 AM  
Give these guys & gals a bonus and a promotion on general principle.
Dispose of all paraphernalia used in the cavity search on the next Dragon... straight into the sun.
Use Bieber to man-rate the capsule (they used rhesuses - rhesi? - , didn't they?) but leave him up there so that in about 40,000 years he burns up on reentry.
Apply the Roman procedure to erase every trace of his name or existence from human history.
Name all music-industry executives responsible for this abomination and post bounty for their heads at all known Mexican Mafia information-gathering locations.
 
2014-04-25 10:02:56 AM  
Justin Bieber has been released after being detained at LAX for five hours by customs, following a trip back into the US from an international trip.

The Boyfriend singer arrived at the airport from Singapore around 1pm on Thursday, and a source close to Justin told MailOnline that he was set back by 'secondary questioning' from TSA at the airport.


So, was he detained by Customs or by TSA.  They are NOT the same agency, and they do not look the same.  Customs officers carry guns.  TSA does not.  I've never traveled international to or from LAX, but you don't usually have to go through TSA when you enter the country, but you do have to go through customs.
 
2014-04-25 10:03:14 AM  

GDubDub: Why is he half bent-over in each pick like his got a broom handle shoved up his ass?


My guess, that and the crotch-grabbing = pants unbuckled because of anal soreness due to five hours of UTSAFIA.
 
2014-04-25 10:03:39 AM  
I get the whole pants hanging down thing.  It's a style thing.  I get it.  It looks ridiculous, but I understand to a degree.  However, if you have to run somewhere because you're in a hurry, pull your pants up you idiot.
 
2014-04-25 10:03:56 AM  
www.mypokecard.com

/not mine
 
2014-04-25 10:04:32 AM  

Tom_Slick: Mugato: Tom_Slick: Mugato: Confabulat: nekom: It's like how much more douchy can he look?  And the answer is none.  None more douchy.

He has hit peak Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice? Bieber makes Ice look dignified by comparison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o

Yeah, I saw that when it first ran. Still no comparison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-lT1oOU7b4



I didn't say Vanilla Ice wasn't a jackass, I'm just saying if you quantified Bieber's bullshiat and Ice's, it's not even close.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:18 AM  

Brosephus: So, was he detained by Customs or by TSA. They are NOT the same agency, and they do not look the same.


no1curr
 
2014-04-25 10:06:38 AM  
I was hoping for a sovereign citizen asshole doing the freedom of movement, no jurisdiction over me bullmalarkey finding himself in lockup.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:48 AM  

Brosephus: Justin Bieber has been released after being detained at LAX for five hours by customs, following a trip back into the US from an international trip.

The Boyfriend singer arrived at the airport from Singapore around 1pm on Thursday, and a source close to Justin told MailOnline that he was set back by 'secondary questioning' from TSA at the airport.

So, was he detained by Customs or by TSA.  They are NOT the same agency, and they do not look the same.  Customs officers carry guns.  TSA does not.  I've never traveled international to or from LAX, but you don't usually have to go through TSA when you enter the country, but you do have to go through customs.


Can't say for sure, but according to my media chart they were all armed with semiautomatic AK-47 Glock pitbulls.
 
2014-04-25 10:07:15 AM  

metamax: All that money and he can't even buy jeans that fit him. Why do "gangsters" wear jeans that make it difficult to run from the law?


It get's better, the newest must have thug accessory that every gangster must have, are glow in the dark Nikes designed by Jay Z.  I am convinced that there is a secret government organization that promotes and sells all the thug fashion styles in order to make life easier on the police.
 
2014-04-25 10:09:31 AM  
Can we please just strap this guy to a rocket and shoot him into the sun already?
 
2014-04-25 10:09:36 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Awesome


Unsurprisingly, his tongue is also short. Line form to the left, ladies.
 
2014-04-25 10:10:12 AM  
  Bieber told police after the arrest that he had been smoking marijuana and had taken a prescription drug, saying that his mother gave him the medication.

Really? That's your excuse, Mr Famous Edgy Pop Star Guy? "B..b...but my MOM gave it to me!"

The street cred, it burns!
 
2014-04-25 10:10:29 AM  

blindio: I get the whole pants hanging down thing.  It's a style thing.  I get it.  It looks ridiculous, but I understand to a degree.  However, if you have to run somewhere because you're in a hurry, pull your pants up you idiot.


Except kids have been doing that since the early 1990s. There are people in their late 30s now who were doing that as teens. And it's not like the resurgence of bell bottoms in the 1990s, the  sagging pants thing has been constant. Get a new stupid fad, kids.
 
2014-04-25 10:10:48 AM  
Big deal, it's like someone walking slow at a intersection in front of your Mercedes.
Your aggravated a little, but your still driving a Mercedes.
 
2014-04-25 10:10:54 AM  
The Boyfriend singer arrived at the airport from Singapore around 1pm on Thursday, and a source close to Justin told MailOnline that he was set back by 'secondary questioning' from TSA at the airport.

Can you stay here until my daughter shows up? She has all your music videos downloaded from YouTube.
 
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