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(Sky.com)   You know what an Australia-Indonesia flight really needs right now? A good hijacking scare   (news.sky.com) divider line 15
    More: Scary, Virgin Australia, aircraft hijacking, fears, flights  
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1937 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 4:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 04:11:42 AM  
It's the altitude man. It makes the liquor act funny in my brain.
 
2014-04-25 04:18:57 AM  
It's bad enough that the southern hemisphere planes fly upside-down.
 
2014-04-25 04:21:18 AM  
Technically shouldn't they arrest the pilot? He's the one who turned a normal every day drunk fool into a hijacking scare.
 
2014-04-25 04:22:25 AM  
"And that's another thing they don't like at the airport. Jokes. Yeah, you can't joke about a bomb. Well why is it just jokes? What about a riddle?!"

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2014-04-25 04:22:29 AM  
"Virgin passenger arrested after hijack scare"

Well, that won't last much longer.
 
2014-04-25 04:33:33 AM  
Because drunk people are absolutely terrifying right? Roll him down the aisle and trap him in the bathroom. People are a bunch of spongecakes I swear. Did you really need to delay other flights? Are you gonna cancel a flight with a 4yo pounding on the flight deck too?
 
2014-04-25 04:41:04 AM  
Finally, a plane CNN can find.
 
2014-04-25 04:43:03 AM  
CNN just lost a month of programing.
 
2014-04-25 04:51:21 AM  

zarker: Because drunk people are absolutely terrifying right? Roll him down the aisle and trap him in the bathroom. People are a bunch of spongecakes I swear. Did you really need to delay other flights? Are you gonna cancel a flight with a 4yo pounding on the flight deck too?


Yes, and they should have locked down all schools within 500 miles of the landing airport as well. When will they learn to not take risks.
 
2014-04-25 06:28:06 AM  
Further proof no australian male under 50 should be allowed ohtside their country.

Worst tourists ever.
 
2014-04-25 06:59:37 AM  
You have to wonder about people who get so drunk that attacking cabin crew and pounding on the cabin door while the plane is landing seems like a good idea with absolutely no consequences of any kind. If the guy is lucky the judge will accept his plea of being an asshat, fine him and deport him.
 
2014-04-25 07:46:38 AM  
Looks like he chose the wrong week to not give up drinkin'.

You can take the farking asshole out of Australia..
 
2014-04-25 08:36:50 AM  
Look at what the slob wears on an international flight.

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2014-04-25 12:27:27 PM  
Someone should have gotten him laid. He probably wouldn't have been so edgy.
 
2014-04-25 12:47:44 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Further proof no australian male under 50 should be allowed ohtside their country.

Worst tourists ever.


I've gotta give credit to one though.  After spending around an entire day on planes, I was groggy as hell at Jakarta International, waiting to get my visa, when two old Indonesian ladies decided to jump ahead of me.  Before I could say anything, an Aussie behind us said kindly, "Now ladies, we were all here before you", and they stood aside.  They probably listened to him because he was Asian, possibly an Indonesian who'd just lived in Australia most of his life and was visiting family.
 
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