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(Gay Star News)   Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats   (gaystarnews.com) divider line 32
    More: Ironic, Ugandans, gay porn, Ugandan preacher, Paul Kaliisa, human rights defender, Martin Ssempa  
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2014-04-25 10:39:20 AM
4 votes:
Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.
2014-04-25 09:37:27 AM
4 votes:
They eat the poo-poo?
2014-04-25 09:37:06 AM
4 votes:
Ha-HA! You've been hoisted by your own leather fark swing!
2014-04-25 09:44:05 AM
3 votes:
"Look!  LOOK!  Look at his glorious penis as it vigorously penetrates that sweet, sweet bottom!  SEE how WRONG it is!!!!"  *tweaks his nipples and sweats*
2014-04-25 09:40:22 AM
3 votes:
Oh bugger.
2014-04-25 12:29:05 PM
2 votes:
Good, fark him! If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the new anti-gay law include death? If so, enjoy your stoning, asshole! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anywho............

'He moves everywhere with clips of gay men. He is so disgusting that at one point he said homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream.' Kaliisa adds.

www.myconfinedspace.com

Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

i.imgur.com

I'll be on the top bunk for a while.
2014-04-25 12:19:06 PM
2 votes:

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


Scheissenfreude?
2014-04-25 11:52:09 AM
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


And this, my friend, is where you won the thread.

Sure, any semi-literate farker could trot out dozens, dare I say hundreds of stories about "straight" pedophiles molesting children.  I am sure you know this already and I am sure you don't care because it does nothing to further your agenda.  I am also sure that you won't care when any number of farkers happily beat your asinine opinions to a pulp with reason and facts. After all, what are reason and facts to a person who knows how to spell it's.
2014-04-25 10:53:00 AM
2 votes:
Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.
2014-04-25 10:16:48 AM
2 votes:
Hello, I am Jonathan Karma Nbuie and I am writing you to share the good fortune of my incarceration.
2014-04-25 10:05:45 AM
2 votes:

Mercutio74: FTFA: And even Hannity, on his radio show Thursday, still insisted that the BLM's response to Bundy "was an overreach. Who needs 200 agents and snipers because they have a disagreement over the price of grass? ... It could have ended in a disaster."

When the disagreement involves one side offering $0 divided over 20 years and allying with militia groups to defend his bargaining position...  that's the kind of disagreement that might draw agents and snipers.  Note however, those agents and snipers performed in an incredibly professional way.  I'm definitely not a fan of law enforcement but when I see a good disciplined example of it, the deserve the good credit.


And that's in completely the wrong thread.  If there's someone from the fark authorites around, feel free to delete.  Thanks.
2014-04-25 10:04:17 AM
2 votes:

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.

/not like that you sickos...


It was about weeners.
2014-04-25 05:40:22 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: "homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.


Just the jumping off point this thread needs.


www.thelovecollage.com
2014-04-25 02:49:25 PM
1 votes:
www.thehistoryblog.com

Hé, les gars, qu'est-ce qui se passe dans cette discussion?
2014-04-25 01:35:51 PM
1 votes:
2014-04-25 12:49:56 PM
1 votes:
Crafty gays ... this is how they reproduce.

They get in your head and in your genes and make you reproduce for them.

The crazier the idea of gay sex makes you, the more likely you are to end up some big guy's prison bride.

Do what straight men do: don't think about it. Don't talk about. Don't buy gay porn. Don't jerk off to gay porn. Don't have sex with men or transexual prostitutes. And above all don't show porn to your congregation.

Can you remember that? Repeat after me:

Don't think about gay sex.
Don't talk about gay sex.
Don't check out gay porn.
Don't have sex with men and prostitutes.
Don't go to Church for fear you'll catch the Ghey.

It's kind of a Catch-22 situation like those t-shirts that say DON'T STARE AT MY TITS. YEAH, i'M TALKING ABOUT THESE BIG LUCIOUS TITS HERE.

A big arrow will help to focus attention at the tits you are being specifically asked to not notice.

Let's face it. Men are so damn sexy you can't resist them unless you're a lesbian. Pity the poor haters. They're not so much surrrounded by the enemy are they are surrounded be giant delicious slices of cheesecake with delicious fresh fruit slavered all over the creamy-butter like foundation and sugary graham wafer crumbs.

All that and a cup of tea and you're a happy gay straighter than straight man.

Then again, they say that old people have a hard time remembering negative statements. "Nana, don't buy me that uncool toy." easily turns into " ... buy me that ... toy". I learned this myself by hard experience--you CAN nag too much. If you tell your granny constantly that you're not gay and you don't love dick she'll end up trying to fix you up with the guy who delivers her groceries. Women are nearly as devious as gays. They figure if they can hook you up with a good man, some other woman will want you and steal you away and then BINGO! grandchildren. Probably a lot of grandchildren to prove you're not gay any more. We're talking clown cars by the score.
2014-04-25 12:05:41 PM
1 votes:
Hey poo, what Uganda do? What Uganda do when they cum for you?
2014-04-25 11:59:20 AM
1 votes:
Well he did say "Jehovah"...
2014-04-25 11:58:44 AM
1 votes:
Filter legacies from April 1st?
2014-04-25 11:17:56 AM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


The guy sounds like he's 6. Probably that's when his intellectual development halted.
2014-04-25 10:48:56 AM
1 votes:

hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.


On the plus side, Barbara Walters *isn't* using cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.
2014-04-25 10:12:13 AM
1 votes:
Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.
2014-04-25 10:10:51 AM
1 votes:
He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

i59.tinypic.com
Or this..

i60.tinypic.com
2014-04-25 10:10:41 AM
1 votes:

johnnieconnie: What comes around, goes reaches around


Hmmm

2014-04-25 10:08:47 AM
1 votes:
This guy has own threads on Fark and has become a Farkism himself.

Can't we all just agree to call him the "Poo Poo Preacher"?
2014-04-25 10:00:40 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

"Let's go watch some gay porn so we can get our hate back."
2014-04-25 09:57:00 AM
1 votes:
The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

He then confesses and is promptly sentenced to hard, throbbing labor.
2014-04-25 09:56:10 AM
1 votes:
www.rottenecards.com
2014-04-25 09:46:43 AM
1 votes:
Where's that very very gay man cartoon
2014-04-25 09:44:07 AM
1 votes:
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-25 09:42:03 AM
1 votes:

rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.


I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?
2014-04-25 09:39:47 AM
1 votes:
He must watch lots of it as enemy research.
 
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