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(Gay Star News)   Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats   (gaystarnews.com) divider line 47
    More: Ironic, Ugandans, gay porn, Ugandan preacher, Paul Kaliisa, human rights defender, Martin Ssempa  
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2014-04-25 12:49:20 PM  
3 votes:

ikanreed: Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.


I've spent a fair bit of time with gay dudes, and I can tell you, they're not.  Oh, they like sex just as much as straight guys, which is to say, a hell of a lot, but damn, yo.  Also (and forgive me for repeating myself because I've said this before in several other threads), in my experience, gay men don't obsess about anal the way homophobes do.  They get pretty explicit and graphic about fellatio, and sure, anal gets mentioned now and then, but it just doesn't get the emphasis homophobes give it.

Plus, plenty of straight guys enjoy anal sex (or wish they could).  Put those facts together and the homophobes' obsession with anal sex is pretty ridiculous.
2014-04-25 09:37:46 AM  
3 votes:
Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?
2014-04-25 01:29:57 PM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..


Or this..


Funny you claim to be libertarian when your just another dipshiat social conservative.
2014-04-25 12:29:05 PM  
2 votes:
Good, fark him! If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the new anti-gay law include death? If so, enjoy your stoning, asshole! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anywho............

'He moves everywhere with clips of gay men. He is so disgusting that at one point he said homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream.' Kaliisa adds.

www.myconfinedspace.com

Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

i.imgur.com

I'll be on the top bunk for a while.
2014-04-25 11:48:27 AM  
2 votes:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse
2014-04-25 11:42:30 AM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.
2014-04-25 11:17:21 AM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.


I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.
2014-04-25 10:14:45 AM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."
2014-04-25 10:08:47 AM  
2 votes:
This guy has own threads on Fark and has become a Farkism himself.

Can't we all just agree to call him the "Poo Poo Preacher"?
2014-04-25 09:47:08 AM  
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?


The same place all anti gay conservatives do, stright from their personal pc from where they actively searched and download. For research.
2014-04-25 09:22:45 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: Begoggle: "homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.

Just the jumping off point this thread needs.


Much better to cleanse the bad taste of troll from the thread.
2014-04-25 05:52:23 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-25 05:43:15 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-25 02:49:25 PM  
1 votes:
www.thehistoryblog.com

Hé, les gars, qu'est-ce qui se passe dans cette discussion?
2014-04-25 01:45:46 PM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: BraveNewCheneyWorld: 20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics

More like 0.74%

Jenny, C., Roesler, T. A., & Poyer, K. L. (1994). Are children at risk for sexual abuse by homosexuals? Pediatrics, 94(1), 41-44.


Yeah, and 2% of the population is gay? REALLY??! Maybe in 1988 2% were willing to admit it or something but I can say somewhat from experience that if only 2% of the population is gay then a whole hell of a lot of straight guys are blowin' and bangin' dudes.
2014-04-25 01:43:10 PM  
1 votes:
Show me any hardcore homosexual hating christian and you can be 110% we are looking at a closeted pervert.
2014-04-25 01:37:25 PM  
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: 20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics


More like 0.74%

Jenny, C., Roesler, T. A., & Poyer, K. L. (1994). Are children at risk for sexual abuse by homosexuals? Pediatrics, 94(1), 41-44.
2014-04-25 01:30:53 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children

Interesting. is that from your personal studies on the subject?
And where is that gossamer fine line drawn? At 16? 18?



Pedophilia and  child molestation are used in different ways, even by professionals. Pedophilia usually refers to an adult psychological disorder characterized by a preference for prepubescent children as sexual partners; this preference may or may not be acted upon. The term  hebephilia is sometimes used to describe adult sexual attractions to adolescents or children who have reached puberty.

Whereas pedophilia and hebephilia refer to psychological propensities, child molestation and  child sexual abuse are used to describe actual sexual contact between an adult and someone who has not reached the legal age of consent. In this context, the latter individual is referred to as a  child, even though he or she may be a teenager.

http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/faculty_sites/rainbow/html/facts_moles ta tion.html
2014-04-25 01:23:43 PM  
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Fury Pilot: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.

It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.

There's a reason for that.

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics


No mental gymnastics necessary, you are ascribing the 19 to 33% to a population that is not responsible for it.

The use of homosexual in  homosexual pedophilia above is a reference to same-sex contact within pedophilia, which is not related to homosexuality as a sexual orientation (it is an attraction to same-sex adults).

http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/faculty_sites/rainbow/html/facts_moles ta tion.html

Pedophiles and child abusers abuse children.There is no evidence that homosexuals abuse children more than heterosexuals.

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

And what the hell does that have to do with anything?
2014-04-25 12:39:56 PM  
1 votes:
BraveNewCheneyWorld

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

Are you really going with this, or is it some kind of troll/performance art? :\
2014-04-25 12:38:31 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.


I would favorite you for that, except

1) I already have you favorited with "I decorate my Christmas tree with dildos" and
2) For the life of my I don't know how to classify this

I think my brain has locked up.
2014-04-25 12:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Because, you know, heterosexual adults NEVER sexually abuse children.
2014-04-25 12:15:19 PM  
1 votes:

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.


Some days you own the Fark filter; some days the filter owns you.
2014-04-25 12:14:17 PM  
1 votes:

AcademGreen: The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

www.wearysloth.com


Approves.
2014-04-25 12:05:41 PM  
1 votes:
Hey poo, what Uganda do? What Uganda do when they cum for you?
2014-04-25 11:58:44 AM  
1 votes:
Filter legacies from April 1st?
2014-04-25 11:58:05 AM  
1 votes:
Just favorited! the wankstain and move on.
2014-04-25 11:53:57 AM  
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


He's not "spinning pedophilia as a religious thing." He's pointing out the stupidity and obvious flaw of your argument that pedophilia could specifically be attached to one group.
2014-04-25 11:52:09 AM  
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


And this, my friend, is where you won the thread.

Sure, any semi-literate farker could trot out dozens, dare I say hundreds of stories about "straight" pedophiles molesting children.  I am sure you know this already and I am sure you don't care because it does nothing to further your agenda.  I am also sure that you won't care when any number of farkers happily beat your asinine opinions to a pulp with reason and facts. After all, what are reason and facts to a person who knows how to spell it's.
2014-04-25 11:51:31 AM  
1 votes:

Fury Pilot: It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.


He knows exactly what he's doing.  Don't bother.  I regret that I did.
2014-04-25 11:50:26 AM  
1 votes:

Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse


Exactly.
2014-04-25 11:42:21 AM  
1 votes:
As a shareholder in Amalgamated Petards International, I totally approve of this story
2014-04-25 10:53:00 AM  
1 votes:
Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.
2014-04-25 10:51:20 AM  
1 votes:
Zero Tolerance finally scored one for the good guys!
2014-04-25 10:49:48 AM  
1 votes:

zarker: hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.

I'm curious as to why everybody defaults "single women" into being lesbians. Like the Russian politics douche who told his aides to go rape the pregnant reporter, he later called her a lesbian.
For all the research poopoo boy does you'd think he'd understand masturbation and sodomy are not inherently gay sexual acts.


True enough.  I went to high school with a young lady who supposedly got quite intimate with a carrot.  She wasn't les, just frustrated.

/we called her "Salad Shooter"
2014-04-25 10:41:11 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles? I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


I think it's pretty clear after all these years that BraveNewCheneyWorld, in fact, has no standards. Or integrity. Or shame. Or any human traits at all, for that matter.
2014-04-25 10:39:20 AM  
1 votes:
Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.
2014-04-25 10:37:55 AM  
1 votes:
I had a gut feeling that the preacher would be the "eat the poo-poo" guy. I wasn't wrong.

/farking whackjob
2014-04-25 10:12:13 AM  
1 votes:
Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.
2014-04-25 10:10:51 AM  
1 votes:
He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

i59.tinypic.com
Or this..

i60.tinypic.com
2014-04-25 10:10:41 AM  
1 votes:

johnnieconnie: What comes around, goes reaches around


Hmmm

2014-04-25 10:09:53 AM  
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Read the Article and Find Out!
2014-04-25 10:06:34 AM  
1 votes:
That's almost as ironic as all of the high-ranking anti-childporn government officials later busted with child porn.


RESEARCH!!!
2014-04-25 09:57:00 AM  
1 votes:
The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

He then confesses and is promptly sentenced to hard, throbbing labor.
2014-04-25 09:44:07 AM  
1 votes:
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-25 09:38:25 AM  
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Is this the same guy?  What a maniac.
2014-04-25 09:37:06 AM  
1 votes:
Ha-HA! You've been hoisted by your own leather fark swing!
 
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