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(Gay Star News)   Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats   (gaystarnews.com) divider line 145
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2014-04-25 10:46:03 AM  

hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.


I'm curious as to why everybody defaults "single women" into being lesbians. Like the Russian politics douche who told his aides to go rape the pregnant reporter, he later called her a lesbian.
For all the research poopoo boy does you'd think he'd understand masturbation and sodomy are not inherently gay sexual acts.
 
2014-04-25 10:48:56 AM  

hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.


On the plus side, Barbara Walters *isn't* using cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.
 
2014-04-25 10:49:48 AM  

zarker: hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.

I'm curious as to why everybody defaults "single women" into being lesbians. Like the Russian politics douche who told his aides to go rape the pregnant reporter, he later called her a lesbian.
For all the research poopoo boy does you'd think he'd understand masturbation and sodomy are not inherently gay sexual acts.


True enough.  I went to high school with a young lady who supposedly got quite intimate with a carrot.  She wasn't les, just frustrated.

/we called her "Salad Shooter"
 
2014-04-25 10:51:10 AM  
TFH:

...now faces charges...

TFAH:

...may be charged...

TFA:

Paul Kaliisa... has written an article calling for Ssempa to be prosecuted...

Bad subby.
 
2014-04-25 10:51:20 AM  
Zero Tolerance finally scored one for the good guys!
 
2014-04-25 10:51:41 AM  
This is what happens when you idiolize a preacher named Oral. . .

itsbrady.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 10:53:00 AM  
Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.
 
2014-04-25 11:04:11 AM  
Maybe we could get him to share a cell with that KKK shooting rampage guy who likes black trannies.


Two birds, one stone...
 
2014-04-25 11:05:59 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-25 11:06:04 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

skozlaw: Diogenes: Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles? I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."

I think it's pretty clear after all these years that BraveNewCheneyWorld, in fact, has no standards. Or integrity. Or shame. Or any human traits at all, for that matter.


Sure I have standards and integrity, you just can't see it from your gutter.  Want to know who doesn't have standards, integrity or shame?  Try the people who run and attend the Folsom street fair.  They have public sex shows, booths selling bondagewear for children, and there's plenty of children attending the event each year.  And the local government is fine with that.  Frankly skoz, you're so ignorant on basically every topic that any insult from you is farking laughable.  Now show me straight people who have parades with sex shows and sexwear with children in attendance, oh right, there are none.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MySGSrRvblA

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-25 11:10:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 11:11:32 AM  
Where's your god now?
 
2014-04-25 11:17:21 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.


I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.
 
2014-04-25 11:17:56 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


The guy sounds like he's 6. Probably that's when his intellectual development halted.
 
2014-04-25 11:22:19 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.


You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.
 
2014-04-25 11:35:43 AM  

Panatheist: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for


Article about the first couple.
 
2014-04-25 11:40:27 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Try the people who run and attend the Folsom street fair. They have public sex shows, booths selling bondagewear for children, and there's plenty of children attending the event each year.


It's been four or five years since I've been to it, but I've never seen children there, nor have I ever seen bondagewear for children (maybe you're confused by the stuff made for dolls).


thedumbone: TFH:

...now faces charges...

TFAH:

...may be charged...

TFA:

Paul Kaliisa... has written an article calling for Ssempa to be prosecuted...

Bad subby.


I'm such a bad subby, I should be spanked!

Purely for research purposes, of course.

/support local craftsmen, buy bondage gear made in your community
 
2014-04-25 11:42:21 AM  
As a shareholder in Amalgamated Petards International, I totally approve of this story
 
2014-04-25 11:42:30 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.
 
2014-04-25 11:43:39 AM  
You would think they would make an exception for attractive lesbian porn because nobody really finds that objectionable.
 
2014-04-25 11:46:31 AM  

Panatheist: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for


The first one is a fluff piece about a gay couple and their adopted son.
The followup articles (a couple of years later) detail how they were discovered to also be pedophiles.
 
2014-04-25 11:48:27 AM  
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse
 
2014-04-25 11:50:26 AM  

Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse


Exactly.
 
2014-04-25 11:51:31 AM  

Fury Pilot: It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.


He knows exactly what he's doing.  Don't bother.  I regret that I did.
 
2014-04-25 11:52:09 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


And this, my friend, is where you won the thread.

Sure, any semi-literate farker could trot out dozens, dare I say hundreds of stories about "straight" pedophiles molesting children.  I am sure you know this already and I am sure you don't care because it does nothing to further your agenda.  I am also sure that you won't care when any number of farkers happily beat your asinine opinions to a pulp with reason and facts. After all, what are reason and facts to a person who knows how to spell it's.
 
2014-04-25 11:53:57 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


He's not "spinning pedophilia as a religious thing." He's pointing out the stupidity and obvious flaw of your argument that pedophilia could specifically be attached to one group.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:05 AM  
Just favorited! the wankstain and move on.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:44 AM  
Filter legacies from April 1st?
 
2014-04-25 11:59:20 AM  
Well he did say "Jehovah"...
 
2014-04-25 11:59:36 AM  

MisterRonbo: It's been four or five years since I've been to it, but I've never seen children there, nor have I ever seen bondagewear for children (maybe you're confused by the stuff made for dolls).


I found my son playing my Dead Rising 3 and in that game you can change clothes with whatever outfits you find in the city.  So what's he wearing?  A gimp suit.  He said it was funny.
 
2014-04-25 12:05:41 PM  
Hey poo, what Uganda do? What Uganda do when they cum for you?
 
2014-04-25 12:09:01 PM  

Diogenes: Fury Pilot: It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.

He knows exactly what he's doing.  Don't bother.  I regret that I did.


I already had him farkied as an arsehole, but I've been in too many stupid threads today and couldn't take one more.
 
2014-04-25 12:14:17 PM  

AcademGreen: The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

www.wearysloth.com


Approves.
 
2014-04-25 12:15:19 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.


Some days you own the Fark filter; some days the filter owns you.
 
2014-04-25 12:18:23 PM  
It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.

The immediate butthurt to this belies your insecurity on this issue
 
2014-04-25 12:19:06 PM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


Scheissenfreude?
 
2014-04-25 12:21:41 PM  
img.fark.net
Eat the Popo?
 
2014-04-25 12:29:05 PM  
Good, fark him! If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the new anti-gay law include death? If so, enjoy your stoning, asshole! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anywho............

'He moves everywhere with clips of gay men. He is so disgusting that at one point he said homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream.' Kaliisa adds.

www.myconfinedspace.com

Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

i.imgur.com

I'll be on the top bunk for a while.
 
2014-04-25 12:32:37 PM  

Fury Pilot: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.

It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.


There's a reason for that.

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics
 
2014-04-25 12:34:42 PM  

Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse


Nice to see you made an(other) alt, biological ali. Now you can agree with yourself even more often
 
2014-04-25 12:35:52 PM  
Because, you know, heterosexual adults NEVER sexually abuse children.
 
2014-04-25 12:37:04 PM  
I just love the amount of cognitive dissonance the pastor is emitting.  If they could harness it as a power source we'd light Manhattan for a decade
 
2014-04-25 12:37:48 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?


...And let's add a side of "*Why* did your hands on gay porn if you think it's so 'evil'?"

Attention-whores, bigots and hypocrites are always found out. As all three he had -no- chance.
 
2014-04-25 12:38:31 PM  

Diogenes: Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.


I would favorite you for that, except

1) I already have you favorited with "I decorate my Christmas tree with dildos" and
2) For the life of my I don't know how to classify this

I think my brain has locked up.
 
2014-04-25 12:39:56 PM  
BraveNewCheneyWorld

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

Are you really going with this, or is it some kind of troll/performance art? :\
 
2014-04-25 12:41:40 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse

Nice to see you made an(other) alt, biological ali. Now you can agree with yourself even more often


You're as correct about this as everything else you've said in this thread.

I'm sure the voices will continue to agree with you though. So you've got that going for you... which is nice.
 
2014-04-25 12:43:43 PM  
Karma's a biatch.
 
2014-04-25 12:44:51 PM  
Let's make that "*Why did (you get) your hands on gay porn..."
 
2014-04-25 12:49:20 PM  

ikanreed: Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.


I've spent a fair bit of time with gay dudes, and I can tell you, they're not.  Oh, they like sex just as much as straight guys, which is to say, a hell of a lot, but damn, yo.  Also (and forgive me for repeating myself because I've said this before in several other threads), in my experience, gay men don't obsess about anal the way homophobes do.  They get pretty explicit and graphic about fellatio, and sure, anal gets mentioned now and then, but it just doesn't get the emphasis homophobes give it.

Plus, plenty of straight guys enjoy anal sex (or wish they could).  Put those facts together and the homophobes' obsession with anal sex is pretty ridiculous.
 
2014-04-25 12:49:56 PM  
Crafty gays ... this is how they reproduce.

They get in your head and in your genes and make you reproduce for them.

The crazier the idea of gay sex makes you, the more likely you are to end up some big guy's prison bride.

Do what straight men do: don't think about it. Don't talk about. Don't buy gay porn. Don't jerk off to gay porn. Don't have sex with men or transexual prostitutes. And above all don't show porn to your congregation.

Can you remember that? Repeat after me:

Don't think about gay sex.
Don't talk about gay sex.
Don't check out gay porn.
Don't have sex with men and prostitutes.
Don't go to Church for fear you'll catch the Ghey.

It's kind of a Catch-22 situation like those t-shirts that say DON'T STARE AT MY TITS. YEAH, i'M TALKING ABOUT THESE BIG LUCIOUS TITS HERE.

A big arrow will help to focus attention at the tits you are being specifically asked to not notice.

Let's face it. Men are so damn sexy you can't resist them unless you're a lesbian. Pity the poor haters. They're not so much surrrounded by the enemy are they are surrounded be giant delicious slices of cheesecake with delicious fresh fruit slavered all over the creamy-butter like foundation and sugary graham wafer crumbs.

All that and a cup of tea and you're a happy gay straighter than straight man.

Then again, they say that old people have a hard time remembering negative statements. "Nana, don't buy me that uncool toy." easily turns into " ... buy me that ... toy". I learned this myself by hard experience--you CAN nag too much. If you tell your granny constantly that you're not gay and you don't love dick she'll end up trying to fix you up with the guy who delivers her groceries. Women are nearly as devious as gays. They figure if they can hook you up with a good man, some other woman will want you and steal you away and then BINGO! grandchildren. Probably a lot of grandchildren to prove you're not gay any more. We're talking clown cars by the score.
 
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