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(Gay Star News)   Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats   (gaystarnews.com) divider line 145
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2014-04-25 09:37:06 AM  
Ha-HA! You've been hoisted by your own leather fark swing!
 
2014-04-25 09:37:27 AM  
They eat the poo-poo?
 
2014-04-25 09:37:42 AM  
Enjoy getting buggered in prison, preacherman.

And they probably will make you "Eat da poo-poo!"
 
2014-04-25 09:37:46 AM  
Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?
 
2014-04-25 09:38:21 AM  
dammit!
 
2014-04-25 09:38:25 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Is this the same guy?  What a maniac.
 
2014-04-25 09:39:12 AM  
nelsonmuntz.jpg
 
2014-04-25 09:39:22 AM  
I needed this laugh.
 
2014-04-25 09:39:47 AM  
He must watch lots of it as enemy research.
 
2014-04-25 09:40:19 AM  
What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.
 
2014-04-25 09:40:22 AM  
Oh bugger.
 
2014-04-25 09:42:03 AM  

rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.


I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?
 
2014-04-25 09:42:33 AM  
How much gay porn can Uganda take?
We'll find out tonight. Film at 11.
 
2014-04-25 09:43:07 AM  
To show them how evil it is? More like how AWESOME it is, amirite?
 
2014-04-25 09:44:05 AM  
"Look!  LOOK!  Look at his glorious penis as it vigorously penetrates that sweet, sweet bottom!  SEE how WRONG it is!!!!"  *tweaks his nipples and sweats*
 
2014-04-25 09:44:07 AM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-25 09:44:36 AM  
I am interested in which movie he showed.  I can only assume that it's the gay equivalent of "two girls, one cup" because it's not like he's doing this without an agenda.  However, if it's just garden variety gay sex... this might be from his personal stash.

/Also curious if the performers in the clip "Eat da poo poo"
 
2014-04-25 09:46:26 AM  
Pastor: 'Wait, wait! I had an epiphany! This law is evil and we shouldn't punish these creations of God. The fact that I see this as a bad law only now as it negatively affects me directly is purely coincidence.'
 
2014-04-25 09:46:43 AM  
Where's that very very gay man cartoon
 
2014-04-25 09:47:08 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?


The same place all anti gay conservatives do, stright from their personal pc from where they actively searched and download. For research.
 
2014-04-25 09:47:19 AM  
What comes around, goes around


Hmmm
 
2014-04-25 09:54:44 AM  
I am conflicted.

On one hand, I want to say: "This is the first time that I am not appalled at the casual barbarism of expecting and wishing violent anal rape upon a prisoner (men only, of course; I've yet to see a Fark headline wishing rape on a female criminal), and on the other hand: "He'd only enjoy it."

Oh, well.
 
2014-04-25 09:56:10 AM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2014-04-25 09:56:14 AM  
Did he show some straight porn to the congregation? Ya know for comparison purposes
 
2014-04-25 09:57:00 AM  
The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

He then confesses and is promptly sentenced to hard, throbbing labor.
 
2014-04-25 10:00:40 AM  
img.fark.net

"Let's go watch some gay porn so we can get our hate back."
 
2014-04-25 10:02:03 AM  
So like every single one of these guys is like a closet case right?
 
2014-04-25 10:03:13 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.

/not like that you sickos...
 
2014-04-25 10:04:17 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.

/not like that you sickos...


It was about weeners.
 
2014-04-25 10:04:45 AM  
FTFA: And even Hannity, on his radio show Thursday, still insisted that the BLM's response to Bundy "was an overreach. Who needs 200 agents and snipers because they have a disagreement over the price of grass? ... It could have ended in a disaster."

When the disagreement involves one side offering $0 divided over 20 years and allying with militia groups to defend his bargaining position...  that's the kind of disagreement that might draw agents and snipers.  Note however, those agents and snipers performed in an incredibly professional way.  I'm definitely not a fan of law enforcement but when I see a good disciplined example of it, the deserve the good credit.
 
2014-04-25 10:05:45 AM  

Mercutio74: FTFA: And even Hannity, on his radio show Thursday, still insisted that the BLM's response to Bundy "was an overreach. Who needs 200 agents and snipers because they have a disagreement over the price of grass? ... It could have ended in a disaster."

When the disagreement involves one side offering $0 divided over 20 years and allying with militia groups to defend his bargaining position...  that's the kind of disagreement that might draw agents and snipers.  Note however, those agents and snipers performed in an incredibly professional way.  I'm definitely not a fan of law enforcement but when I see a good disciplined example of it, the deserve the good credit.


And that's in completely the wrong thread.  If there's someone from the fark authorites around, feel free to delete.  Thanks.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:34 AM  
That's almost as ironic as all of the high-ranking anti-childporn government officials later busted with child porn.


RESEARCH!!!
 
2014-04-25 10:07:35 AM  
B-b-but, teh gey, it's spreading.

Ha-ha.jpg
 
2014-04-25 10:08:47 AM  
This guy has own threads on Fark and has become a Farkism himself.

Can't we all just agree to call him the "Poo Poo Preacher"?
 
2014-04-25 10:09:53 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Read the Article and Find Out!
 
2014-04-25 10:10:41 AM  

johnnieconnie: What comes around, goes reaches around


Hmmm

 
2014-04-25 10:10:51 AM  
He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

i59.tinypic.com
Or this..

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-25 10:11:41 AM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


That's what I call it when I'm in the bathroom, uh, pooing the poo-poo.
 
2014-04-25 10:12:13 AM  
Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.
 
2014-04-25 10:12:18 AM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


I would have also accepted "Wannsee".
 
2014-04-25 10:14:45 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."
 
2014-04-25 10:16:48 AM  
Hello, I am Jonathan Karma Nbuie and I am writing you to share the good fortune of my incarceration.
 
2014-04-25 10:18:32 AM  
It just occurred to me that certain typically vocal Farkers aren't present in this thread.

Must be busy in a gun thread or a TjanksObangoDurr thread I haven't seen yet. That must be it.
 
2014-04-25 10:19:53 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


*wince*

Dio, you know better. Don't feed the trolls.
 
2014-04-25 10:30:30 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..


Or this..


Is this a reverse Poe's Law? Is this satire? Original links? I am too lazy.

What I was going to say before my eyes caught those images was:

Snake eating its own tail, karma's a biatch, good.jpg, haha.jpg, oooooohhhhhmyyyyy.jpg, i hope you rot in hell mr "preacher" and finally: God works in mysterious ways....bwahahahahahaha (high fives the air)
 
2014-04-25 10:35:46 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for
 
2014-04-25 10:37:47 AM  

kd8our: rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.

I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?


'by proxy'? That word does not mean what you think it means.
 
2014-04-25 10:37:55 AM  
I had a gut feeling that the preacher would be the "eat the poo-poo" guy. I wasn't wrong.

/farking whackjob
 
2014-04-25 10:39:20 AM  
Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.
 
2014-04-25 10:41:11 AM  

Diogenes: Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles? I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


I think it's pretty clear after all these years that BraveNewCheneyWorld, in fact, has no standards. Or integrity. Or shame. Or any human traits at all, for that matter.
 
2014-04-25 10:46:03 AM  

hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.


I'm curious as to why everybody defaults "single women" into being lesbians. Like the Russian politics douche who told his aides to go rape the pregnant reporter, he later called her a lesbian.
For all the research poopoo boy does you'd think he'd understand masturbation and sodomy are not inherently gay sexual acts.
 
2014-04-25 10:48:56 AM  

hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.


On the plus side, Barbara Walters *isn't* using cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.
 
2014-04-25 10:49:48 AM  

zarker: hobnail: Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.

I'm curious as to why everybody defaults "single women" into being lesbians. Like the Russian politics douche who told his aides to go rape the pregnant reporter, he later called her a lesbian.
For all the research poopoo boy does you'd think he'd understand masturbation and sodomy are not inherently gay sexual acts.


True enough.  I went to high school with a young lady who supposedly got quite intimate with a carrot.  She wasn't les, just frustrated.

/we called her "Salad Shooter"
 
2014-04-25 10:51:10 AM  
TFH:

...now faces charges...

TFAH:

...may be charged...

TFA:

Paul Kaliisa... has written an article calling for Ssempa to be prosecuted...

Bad subby.
 
2014-04-25 10:51:20 AM  
Zero Tolerance finally scored one for the good guys!
 
2014-04-25 10:51:41 AM  
This is what happens when you idiolize a preacher named Oral. . .

itsbrady.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 10:53:00 AM  
Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.
 
2014-04-25 11:04:11 AM  
Maybe we could get him to share a cell with that KKK shooting rampage guy who likes black trannies.


Two birds, one stone...
 
2014-04-25 11:05:59 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-25 11:06:04 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

skozlaw: Diogenes: Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles? I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."

I think it's pretty clear after all these years that BraveNewCheneyWorld, in fact, has no standards. Or integrity. Or shame. Or any human traits at all, for that matter.


Sure I have standards and integrity, you just can't see it from your gutter.  Want to know who doesn't have standards, integrity or shame?  Try the people who run and attend the Folsom street fair.  They have public sex shows, booths selling bondagewear for children, and there's plenty of children attending the event each year.  And the local government is fine with that.  Frankly skoz, you're so ignorant on basically every topic that any insult from you is farking laughable.  Now show me straight people who have parades with sex shows and sexwear with children in attendance, oh right, there are none.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MySGSrRvblA

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-25 11:10:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 11:11:32 AM  
Where's your god now?
 
2014-04-25 11:17:21 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.


I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.
 
2014-04-25 11:17:56 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


The guy sounds like he's 6. Probably that's when his intellectual development halted.
 
2014-04-25 11:22:19 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.


You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.
 
2014-04-25 11:35:43 AM  

Panatheist: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for


Article about the first couple.
 
2014-04-25 11:40:27 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Try the people who run and attend the Folsom street fair. They have public sex shows, booths selling bondagewear for children, and there's plenty of children attending the event each year.


It's been four or five years since I've been to it, but I've never seen children there, nor have I ever seen bondagewear for children (maybe you're confused by the stuff made for dolls).


thedumbone: TFH:

...now faces charges...

TFAH:

...may be charged...

TFA:

Paul Kaliisa... has written an article calling for Ssempa to be prosecuted...

Bad subby.


I'm such a bad subby, I should be spanked!

Purely for research purposes, of course.

/support local craftsmen, buy bondage gear made in your community
 
2014-04-25 11:42:21 AM  
As a shareholder in Amalgamated Petards International, I totally approve of this story
 
2014-04-25 11:42:30 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.
 
2014-04-25 11:43:39 AM  
You would think they would make an exception for attractive lesbian porn because nobody really finds that objectionable.
 
2014-04-25 11:46:31 AM  

Panatheist: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for


The first one is a fluff piece about a gay couple and their adopted son.
The followup articles (a couple of years later) detail how they were discovered to also be pedophiles.
 
2014-04-25 11:48:27 AM  
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse
 
2014-04-25 11:50:26 AM  

Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse


Exactly.
 
2014-04-25 11:51:31 AM  

Fury Pilot: It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.


He knows exactly what he's doing.  Don't bother.  I regret that I did.
 
2014-04-25 11:52:09 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


And this, my friend, is where you won the thread.

Sure, any semi-literate farker could trot out dozens, dare I say hundreds of stories about "straight" pedophiles molesting children.  I am sure you know this already and I am sure you don't care because it does nothing to further your agenda.  I am also sure that you won't care when any number of farkers happily beat your asinine opinions to a pulp with reason and facts. After all, what are reason and facts to a person who knows how to spell it's.
 
2014-04-25 11:53:57 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.


He's not "spinning pedophilia as a religious thing." He's pointing out the stupidity and obvious flaw of your argument that pedophilia could specifically be attached to one group.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:05 AM  
Just favorited! the wankstain and move on.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:44 AM  
Filter legacies from April 1st?
 
2014-04-25 11:59:20 AM  
Well he did say "Jehovah"...
 
2014-04-25 11:59:36 AM  

MisterRonbo: It's been four or five years since I've been to it, but I've never seen children there, nor have I ever seen bondagewear for children (maybe you're confused by the stuff made for dolls).


I found my son playing my Dead Rising 3 and in that game you can change clothes with whatever outfits you find in the city.  So what's he wearing?  A gimp suit.  He said it was funny.
 
2014-04-25 12:05:41 PM  
Hey poo, what Uganda do? What Uganda do when they cum for you?
 
2014-04-25 12:09:01 PM  

Diogenes: Fury Pilot: It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.

He knows exactly what he's doing.  Don't bother.  I regret that I did.


I already had him farkied as an arsehole, but I've been in too many stupid threads today and couldn't take one more.
 
2014-04-25 12:14:17 PM  

AcademGreen: The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

www.wearysloth.com


Approves.
 
2014-04-25 12:15:19 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.


Some days you own the Fark filter; some days the filter owns you.
 
2014-04-25 12:18:23 PM  
It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.

The immediate butthurt to this belies your insecurity on this issue
 
2014-04-25 12:19:06 PM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


Scheissenfreude?
 
2014-04-25 12:21:41 PM  
img.fark.net
Eat the Popo?
 
2014-04-25 12:29:05 PM  
Good, fark him! If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the new anti-gay law include death? If so, enjoy your stoning, asshole! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anywho............

'He moves everywhere with clips of gay men. He is so disgusting that at one point he said homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream.' Kaliisa adds.

www.myconfinedspace.com

Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

i.imgur.com

I'll be on the top bunk for a while.
 
2014-04-25 12:32:37 PM  

Fury Pilot: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.

It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.


There's a reason for that.

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics
 
2014-04-25 12:34:42 PM  

Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse


Nice to see you made an(other) alt, biological ali. Now you can agree with yourself even more often
 
2014-04-25 12:35:52 PM  
Because, you know, heterosexual adults NEVER sexually abuse children.
 
2014-04-25 12:37:04 PM  
I just love the amount of cognitive dissonance the pastor is emitting.  If they could harness it as a power source we'd light Manhattan for a decade
 
2014-04-25 12:37:48 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?


...And let's add a side of "*Why* did your hands on gay porn if you think it's so 'evil'?"

Attention-whores, bigots and hypocrites are always found out. As all three he had -no- chance.
 
2014-04-25 12:38:31 PM  

Diogenes: Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.


I would favorite you for that, except

1) I already have you favorited with "I decorate my Christmas tree with dildos" and
2) For the life of my I don't know how to classify this

I think my brain has locked up.
 
2014-04-25 12:39:56 PM  
BraveNewCheneyWorld

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

Are you really going with this, or is it some kind of troll/performance art? :\
 
2014-04-25 12:41:40 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Epic Fap Session: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

as does the farker that's so confused about sexual orientation versus child abuse

Nice to see you made an(other) alt, biological ali. Now you can agree with yourself even more often


You're as correct about this as everything else you've said in this thread.

I'm sure the voices will continue to agree with you though. So you've got that going for you... which is nice.
 
2014-04-25 12:43:43 PM  
Karma's a biatch.
 
2014-04-25 12:44:51 PM  
Let's make that "*Why did (you get) your hands on gay porn..."
 
2014-04-25 12:49:20 PM  

ikanreed: Even gay people aren't this obsessed with gay sex.


I've spent a fair bit of time with gay dudes, and I can tell you, they're not.  Oh, they like sex just as much as straight guys, which is to say, a hell of a lot, but damn, yo.  Also (and forgive me for repeating myself because I've said this before in several other threads), in my experience, gay men don't obsess about anal the way homophobes do.  They get pretty explicit and graphic about fellatio, and sure, anal gets mentioned now and then, but it just doesn't get the emphasis homophobes give it.

Plus, plenty of straight guys enjoy anal sex (or wish they could).  Put those facts together and the homophobes' obsession with anal sex is pretty ridiculous.
 
2014-04-25 12:49:56 PM  
Crafty gays ... this is how they reproduce.

They get in your head and in your genes and make you reproduce for them.

The crazier the idea of gay sex makes you, the more likely you are to end up some big guy's prison bride.

Do what straight men do: don't think about it. Don't talk about. Don't buy gay porn. Don't jerk off to gay porn. Don't have sex with men or transexual prostitutes. And above all don't show porn to your congregation.

Can you remember that? Repeat after me:

Don't think about gay sex.
Don't talk about gay sex.
Don't check out gay porn.
Don't have sex with men and prostitutes.
Don't go to Church for fear you'll catch the Ghey.

It's kind of a Catch-22 situation like those t-shirts that say DON'T STARE AT MY TITS. YEAH, i'M TALKING ABOUT THESE BIG LUCIOUS TITS HERE.

A big arrow will help to focus attention at the tits you are being specifically asked to not notice.

Let's face it. Men are so damn sexy you can't resist them unless you're a lesbian. Pity the poor haters. They're not so much surrrounded by the enemy are they are surrounded be giant delicious slices of cheesecake with delicious fresh fruit slavered all over the creamy-butter like foundation and sugary graham wafer crumbs.

All that and a cup of tea and you're a happy gay straighter than straight man.

Then again, they say that old people have a hard time remembering negative statements. "Nana, don't buy me that uncool toy." easily turns into " ... buy me that ... toy". I learned this myself by hard experience--you CAN nag too much. If you tell your granny constantly that you're not gay and you don't love dick she'll end up trying to fix you up with the guy who delivers her groceries. Women are nearly as devious as gays. They figure if they can hook you up with a good man, some other woman will want you and steal you away and then BINGO! grandchildren. Probably a lot of grandchildren to prove you're not gay any more. We're talking clown cars by the score.
 
2014-04-25 12:50:44 PM  
So he's going to prison where he can eat the poo-poo?
 
2014-04-25 12:54:45 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: 20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?



Answer me one question is Larry Craig a homosexual?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 12:56:33 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


Pure satisfaction. One point deducted for use of images and one point for lack of daring- this could easily have been a zero-text post. 7.89/10, the Guild will have a letter for you in the morning.
 
2014-04-25 12:59:13 PM  
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children


Interesting. is that from your personal studies on the subject?
And where is that gossamer fine line drawn? At 16? 18?
 
2014-04-25 01:03:02 PM  

doubled99: Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children


Interesting. is that from your personal studies on the subject?
And where is that gossamer fine line drawn? At 16? 18?


I think it's from the dictionary.
 
2014-04-25 01:03:33 PM  

Drew: I just love the amount of cognitive dissonance the pastor is emitting.  If they could harness it as a power source we'd light Manhattan for a decade


Well, at least Fire Island....maybe Key West.
 
2014-04-25 01:06:13 PM  
think it's from the dictionary.


Ah.
A scholar.
 
2014-04-25 01:13:59 PM  

firemanbuck: Drew: I just love the amount of cognitive dissonance the pastor is emitting.  If they could harness it as a power source we'd light Manhattan for a decade

Well, at least Fire Island....maybe Key West.


West Village too I figure
 
2014-04-25 01:20:21 PM  

jntaylor63: DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?

The same place all anti gay conservatives do, stright from their personal pc from where they actively searched and download. For research.


Hilarious.
 
2014-04-25 01:23:43 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Fury Pilot: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Hmm, "regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, and somehow you think you can spin that into a religious thing?  Seems like the common theme is the homosexuality and nothing else.  I get it, you're angry and you don't want to face reality since you're personally invested in this topic.

I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled that you would make a specious and thinly veiled argument then try to put it back on me when I call you on the failure.  I really wish I could.  But I'm familiar with your work and it's stunning lack of quality.

You're the only one who failed with the claim that you could spin pedophilia as a religious thing then got your claim destroyed.  Project much?

Btw, learn the difference between its and it's before you talk about quality.

It might have something to do with the fact that you are deliberately conflating homosexuality and pedophilia.
Your assertion that"regular dads" farking little boys, "priests" farking little boys, has a  common theme ... homosexuality, is wrong - its common theme is pedophilia.
Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children.

There's a reason for that.

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics


No mental gymnastics necessary, you are ascribing the 19 to 33% to a population that is not responsible for it.

The use of homosexual in  homosexual pedophilia above is a reference to same-sex contact within pedophilia, which is not related to homosexuality as a sexual orientation (it is an attraction to same-sex adults).

http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/faculty_sites/rainbow/html/facts_moles ta tion.html

Pedophiles and child abusers abuse children.There is no evidence that homosexuals abuse children more than heterosexuals.

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

And what the hell does that have to do with anything?
 
2014-04-25 01:25:14 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: There's a reason for that.

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics


Between 19 and 33% of child molesters have same-sex victims.  That doesn't mean that between 19 and 33% of child molesters are homosexuals.  How many of those also have opposing sex victims?  I would be completely unsurprised to learn that monsters do horrible things to whomever they think they can get away with it with, even if their victim is not of the sex/gender that they normally would find attractive.  Putting them outside the normal spectrum.
 
2014-04-25 01:29:57 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..


Or this..


Funny you claim to be libertarian when your just another dipshiat social conservative.
 
2014-04-25 01:30:53 PM  

doubled99: Homosexuality and heterosexuality are attractions to adults; pedophilia is attraction to children

Interesting. is that from your personal studies on the subject?
And where is that gossamer fine line drawn? At 16? 18?



Pedophilia and  child molestation are used in different ways, even by professionals. Pedophilia usually refers to an adult psychological disorder characterized by a preference for prepubescent children as sexual partners; this preference may or may not be acted upon. The term  hebephilia is sometimes used to describe adult sexual attractions to adolescents or children who have reached puberty.

Whereas pedophilia and hebephilia refer to psychological propensities, child molestation and  child sexual abuse are used to describe actual sexual contact between an adult and someone who has not reached the legal age of consent. In this context, the latter individual is referred to as a  child, even though he or she may be a teenager.

http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/faculty_sites/rainbow/html/facts_moles ta tion.html
 
2014-04-25 01:35:51 PM  
 
2014-04-25 01:37:25 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: 20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics


More like 0.74%

Jenny, C., Roesler, T. A., & Poyer, K. L. (1994). Are children at risk for sexual abuse by homosexuals? Pediatrics, 94(1), 41-44.
 
2014-04-25 01:43:10 PM  
Show me any hardcore homosexual hating christian and you can be 110% we are looking at a closeted pervert.
 
2014-04-25 01:45:46 PM  

give me doughnuts: BraveNewCheneyWorld: 20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

If homosexuals are only about 2% of the population, then why do they represent between 19 and 33% of child molesters?

And while we're at it, how come they represent over 60% of new hiv infections each year while only being 2% of the population?

/I await your mental gymnastics

More like 0.74%

Jenny, C., Roesler, T. A., & Poyer, K. L. (1994). Are children at risk for sexual abuse by homosexuals? Pediatrics, 94(1), 41-44.


Yeah, and 2% of the population is gay? REALLY??! Maybe in 1988 2% were willing to admit it or something but I can say somewhat from experience that if only 2% of the population is gay then a whole hell of a lot of straight guys are blowin' and bangin' dudes.
 
2014-04-25 01:57:00 PM  
I find it funny when people who get laws passed against others actually gets snared in his own asinine laws.

I forgot... how many Gay hating Republicans turned out to be Bi?
 
2014-04-25 02:20:34 PM  

Russ1642: kd8our: rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.

I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?

'by proxy'? That word does not mean what you think it means.


Pretty sure he meant 'German by poosmosis'.
 
2014-04-25 02:49:25 PM  
www.thehistoryblog.com

Hé, les gars, qu'est-ce qui se passe dans cette discussion?
 
2014-04-25 02:51:46 PM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


Dude there's nothing shameful in taking joy in this story, asshole got what he wanted and then brought this on himself while demonizing perfectly normal people.
 
2014-04-25 02:52:25 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [www.thehistoryblog.com image 425x538]

Hé, les gars, qu'est-ce qui se passe dans cette discussion?


Ummm Ahem: Merde le Ugandanhomo thread.
 
2014-04-25 03:27:12 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..
[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..
[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


Or like this:
img849.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-25 03:38:15 PM  

Godscrack: Or like this:


More like this..

i59.tinypic.com

It's funny though, your pic still shows examples of homosexual pedophiles, which further demonstrates my point that per capita, homosexuals are far more likely to be pedophiles than normal people (as I showed above with citation)
 
2014-04-25 04:02:11 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Godscrack: Or like this:

More like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 502x707]

It's funny though, your pic still shows examples of homosexual pedophiles, which further demonstrates my point that per capita, homosexuals are far more likely to be pedophiles than normal people (as I showed above with citation)


Do you believe that same sex child sexual abuse is a greater crime that opposite sex child sexual abuse for some reason? Why is the distinction so important to you?
 
2014-04-25 04:34:49 PM  

Epic Fap Session: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Godscrack: Or like this:

More like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 502x707]

It's funny though, your pic still shows examples of homosexual pedophiles, which further demonstrates my point that per capita, homosexuals are far more likely to be pedophiles than normal people (as I showed above with citation)

Do you believe that same sex child sexual abuse is a greater crime that opposite sex child sexual abuse for some reason? Why is the distinction so important to you?


Maybe you should take a reading comprehension course.  That wasn't the point, the point was that gays are, per capita, many times more likely to be child molesters than normal people.  Remember this?

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

You were supposed to be paying attention to that. Since gays are 1/50 of the population yet do 1/5 to 1/3 of the molesting, what does that say about them as a risk group?
 
2014-04-25 04:47:28 PM  

Jeet Kune D'oh: "Look!  LOOK!  Look at his glorious penis as it vigorously penetrates that sweet, sweet bottom!  SEE how WRONG it is!!!!"  *tweaks his nipples and sweats*


Can you show me the horrors of a gay gym room orgy and muscle men pinning twinks against the wall? I need copies to bring into the bathroom... so I can be properly horrified. And research.
 
2014-04-25 04:49:33 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: You were supposed to be paying attention to that. Since gays are 1/50 of the population yet do 1/5 to 1/3 of the molesting, what does that say about them as a risk group?


And you haven't bothered to pay attention to the fact that "homosexual pedophilia" and "homosexual" are not the same thing. Most child molesters are heterosexual men, regardless of the gender of the children they molest. But you just keep on trying to find a way to demonize those nasty homos.
 
2014-04-25 05:00:50 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Most child molesters are heterosexual men, regardless of the gender of the children they molest.


So you don't understand what per capita means, good to know.
 
2014-04-25 05:00:53 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Epic Fap Session: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Godscrack: Or like this:

More like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 502x707]

It's funny though, your pic still shows examples of homosexual pedophiles, which further demonstrates my point that per capita, homosexuals are far more likely to be pedophiles than normal people (as I showed above with citation)

Do you believe that same sex child sexual abuse is a greater crime that opposite sex child sexual abuse for some reason? Why is the distinction so important to you?

Maybe you should take a reading comprehension course.  That wasn't the point, the point was that gays are, per capita, many times more likely to be child molesters than normal people.  Remember this?

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

You were supposed to be paying attention to that. Since gays are 1/50 of the population yet do 1/5 to 1/3 of the molesting, what does that say about them as a risk group?


You don't understand the term homosexual in the context of the study you're citing. See Fury Pilot and Ed Gruberman's post.
 
2014-04-25 05:05:35 PM  
"homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.
 
2014-04-25 05:40:22 PM  

Begoggle: "homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.


Just the jumping off point this thread needs.


www.thelovecollage.com
 
2014-04-25 05:41:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 05:43:15 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 05:44:21 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-25 05:50:30 PM  

jst3p: Begoggle: "homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.

Just the jumping off point this thread needs.


[www.thelovecollage.com image 334x408]


static2.stuff.co.nz

This guy is clearly a pervert on his way to an orgy.
 
2014-04-25 05:52:23 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-25 05:53:44 PM  
Personally, I blame those goddamned furries.
 
2014-04-25 06:01:05 PM  
funnydoom.com
 
2014-04-25 06:12:17 PM  
I wonder if he cries in that accent.

/Finally, a rape joke I can get away with.
 
2014-04-25 06:56:55 PM  
Fark seems particularly trolly today.
 
2014-04-25 07:19:05 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 09:22:45 PM  

jst3p: Begoggle: "homosexuals lick each other's assholes like ice cream"

Who actually licks ice cream?
You either eat it off a spoon or take big bites of it.

Just the jumping off point this thread needs.


Much better to cleanse the bad taste of troll from the thread.
 
2014-04-26 12:57:00 AM  

brantgoose: Crafty gays ... this is how they reproduce.

They get in your head and in your genes and make you reproduce for them.

The crazier the idea of gay sex makes you, the more likely you are to end up some big guy's prison bride.

Do what straight men do: don't think about it. Don't talk about. Don't buy gay porn. Don't jerk off to gay porn. Don't have sex with men or transexual prostitutes. And above all don't show porn to your congregation.

Can you remember that? Repeat after me:

Don't think about gay sex.
Don't talk about gay sex.
Don't check out gay porn.
Don't have sex with men and prostitutes.
Don't go to Church for fear you'll catch the Ghey.

It's kind of a Catch-22 situation like those t-shirts that say DON'T STARE AT MY TITS. YEAH, i'M TALKING ABOUT THESE BIG LUCIOUS TITS HERE.

A big arrow will help to focus attention at the tits you are being specifically asked to not notice.

Let's face it. Men are so damn sexy you can't resist them unless you're a lesbian. Pity the poor haters. They're not so much surrrounded by the enemy are they are surrounded be giant delicious slices of cheesecake with delicious fresh fruit slavered all over the creamy-butter like foundation and sugary graham wafer crumbs.

All that and a cup of tea and you're a happy gay straighter than straight man.

Then again, they say that old people have a hard time remembering negative statements. "Nana, don't buy me that uncool toy." easily turns into " ... buy me that ... toy". I learned this myself by hard experience--you CAN nag too much. If you tell your granny constantly that you're not gay and you don't love dick she'll end up trying to fix you up with the guy who delivers her groceries. Women are nearly as devious as gays. They figure if they can hook you up with a good man, some other woman will want you and steal you away and then BINGO! grandchildren. Probably a lot of grandchildren to prove you're not gay any more. We're talking clown cars by the score.


That was pretty damn funny.
 
2014-04-26 01:43:08 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Epic Fap Session: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Godscrack: Or like this:

More like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 502x707]

It's funny though, your pic still shows examples of homosexual pedophiles, which further demonstrates my point that per capita, homosexuals are far more likely to be pedophiles than normal people (as I showed above with citation)

Do you believe that same sex child sexual abuse is a greater crime that opposite sex child sexual abuse for some reason? Why is the distinction so important to you?

Maybe you should take a reading comprehension course.  That wasn't the point, the point was that gays are, per capita, many times more likely to be child molesters than normal people.  Remember this?

20. John M. W. Bradford, et al., "The Heterogeneity/Homogeneity of Pedophilia," Psychiatric Journal of the University of Ottawa 13 (1988): 225. Elsewhere the study notes: "Researchers have variously estimated the incidence of homosexual pedophilia between 19 percent and 33 percent of reported molestations," p. 218.

You were supposed to be paying attention to that. Since gays are 1/50 of the population yet do 1/5 to 1/3 of the molesting, what does that say about them as a risk group?


Nothing.

It does say something about you though. When provided with contradictory evidence, you apparently will not examine or address it.
It makes you appear disingenuous.
 
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