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(Gay Star News)   Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats   (gaystarnews.com) divider line 145
    More: Ironic, Ugandans, gay porn, Ugandan preacher, Paul Kaliisa, human rights defender, Martin Ssempa  
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2014-04-25 09:37:06 AM  
Ha-HA! You've been hoisted by your own leather fark swing!
 
2014-04-25 09:37:27 AM  
They eat the poo-poo?
 
2014-04-25 09:37:42 AM  
Enjoy getting buggered in prison, preacherman.

And they probably will make you "Eat da poo-poo!"
 
2014-04-25 09:37:46 AM  
Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?
 
2014-04-25 09:38:21 AM  
dammit!
 
2014-04-25 09:38:25 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Is this the same guy?  What a maniac.
 
2014-04-25 09:39:12 AM  
nelsonmuntz.jpg
 
2014-04-25 09:39:22 AM  
I needed this laugh.
 
2014-04-25 09:39:47 AM  
He must watch lots of it as enemy research.
 
2014-04-25 09:40:19 AM  
What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.
 
2014-04-25 09:40:22 AM  
Oh bugger.
 
2014-04-25 09:42:03 AM  

rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.


I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?
 
2014-04-25 09:42:33 AM  
How much gay porn can Uganda take?
We'll find out tonight. Film at 11.
 
2014-04-25 09:43:07 AM  
To show them how evil it is? More like how AWESOME it is, amirite?
 
2014-04-25 09:44:05 AM  
"Look!  LOOK!  Look at his glorious penis as it vigorously penetrates that sweet, sweet bottom!  SEE how WRONG it is!!!!"  *tweaks his nipples and sweats*
 
2014-04-25 09:44:07 AM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-25 09:44:36 AM  
I am interested in which movie he showed.  I can only assume that it's the gay equivalent of "two girls, one cup" because it's not like he's doing this without an agenda.  However, if it's just garden variety gay sex... this might be from his personal stash.

/Also curious if the performers in the clip "Eat da poo poo"
 
2014-04-25 09:46:26 AM  
Pastor: 'Wait, wait! I had an epiphany! This law is evil and we shouldn't punish these creations of God. The fact that I see this as a bad law only now as it negatively affects me directly is purely coincidence.'
 
2014-04-25 09:46:43 AM  
Where's that very very gay man cartoon
 
2014-04-25 09:47:08 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Where did you get your hands on gay porn...Pastor?


The same place all anti gay conservatives do, stright from their personal pc from where they actively searched and download. For research.
 
2014-04-25 09:47:19 AM  
What comes around, goes around


Hmmm
 
2014-04-25 09:54:44 AM  
I am conflicted.

On one hand, I want to say: "This is the first time that I am not appalled at the casual barbarism of expecting and wishing violent anal rape upon a prisoner (men only, of course; I've yet to see a Fark headline wishing rape on a female criminal), and on the other hand: "He'd only enjoy it."

Oh, well.
 
2014-04-25 09:56:10 AM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2014-04-25 09:56:14 AM  
Did he show some straight porn to the congregation? Ya know for comparison purposes
 
2014-04-25 09:57:00 AM  
The pastor next week: "We must punish the gays.  Yes, yes with spankings.  Maybe whips.  And the prison masters should wear leather to command authority over the violators, those bad boys."

He then confesses and is promptly sentenced to hard, throbbing labor.
 
2014-04-25 10:00:40 AM  
img.fark.net

"Let's go watch some gay porn so we can get our hate back."
 
2014-04-25 10:02:03 AM  
So like every single one of these guys is like a closet case right?
 
2014-04-25 10:03:13 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.

/not like that you sickos...
 
2014-04-25 10:04:17 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?

Should have been Weeners... Leaving satisfied.

/not like that you sickos...


It was about weeners.
 
2014-04-25 10:04:45 AM  
FTFA: And even Hannity, on his radio show Thursday, still insisted that the BLM's response to Bundy "was an overreach. Who needs 200 agents and snipers because they have a disagreement over the price of grass? ... It could have ended in a disaster."

When the disagreement involves one side offering $0 divided over 20 years and allying with militia groups to defend his bargaining position...  that's the kind of disagreement that might draw agents and snipers.  Note however, those agents and snipers performed in an incredibly professional way.  I'm definitely not a fan of law enforcement but when I see a good disciplined example of it, the deserve the good credit.
 
2014-04-25 10:05:45 AM  

Mercutio74: FTFA: And even Hannity, on his radio show Thursday, still insisted that the BLM's response to Bundy "was an overreach. Who needs 200 agents and snipers because they have a disagreement over the price of grass? ... It could have ended in a disaster."

When the disagreement involves one side offering $0 divided over 20 years and allying with militia groups to defend his bargaining position...  that's the kind of disagreement that might draw agents and snipers.  Note however, those agents and snipers performed in an incredibly professional way.  I'm definitely not a fan of law enforcement but when I see a good disciplined example of it, the deserve the good credit.


And that's in completely the wrong thread.  If there's someone from the fark authorites around, feel free to delete.  Thanks.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:34 AM  
That's almost as ironic as all of the high-ranking anti-childporn government officials later busted with child porn.


RESEARCH!!!
 
2014-04-25 10:07:35 AM  
B-b-but, teh gey, it's spreading.

Ha-ha.jpg
 
2014-04-25 10:08:47 AM  
This guy has own threads on Fark and has become a Farkism himself.

Can't we all just agree to call him the "Poo Poo Preacher"?
 
2014-04-25 10:09:53 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: They eat the poo-poo?


Read the Article and Find Out!
 
2014-04-25 10:10:41 AM  

johnnieconnie: What comes around, goes reaches around


Hmmm

 
2014-04-25 10:10:51 AM  
He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

i59.tinypic.com
Or this..

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-25 10:11:41 AM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


That's what I call it when I'm in the bathroom, uh, pooing the poo-poo.
 
2014-04-25 10:12:13 AM  
Eat Da Poo Poo Remix

Obviously not safe for work.
 
2014-04-25 10:12:18 AM  

MadCat221: What's that german word for that feeling I'm having?

Ahh, right.  Schadenfreude.


I would have also accepted "Wannsee".
 
2014-04-25 10:14:45 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."
 
2014-04-25 10:16:48 AM  
Hello, I am Jonathan Karma Nbuie and I am writing you to share the good fortune of my incarceration.
 
2014-04-25 10:18:32 AM  
It just occurred to me that certain typically vocal Farkers aren't present in this thread.

Must be busy in a gun thread or a TjanksObangoDurr thread I haven't seen yet. That must be it.
 
2014-04-25 10:19:53 AM  

Diogenes: BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]

So those bad things were caused by homosexuality?

Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles?  I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


*wince*

Dio, you know better. Don't feed the trolls.
 
2014-04-25 10:30:30 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..


Or this..


Is this a reverse Poe's Law? Is this satire? Original links? I am too lazy.

What I was going to say before my eyes caught those images was:

Snake eating its own tail, karma's a biatch, good.jpg, haha.jpg, oooooohhhhhmyyyyy.jpg, i hope you rot in hell mr "preacher" and finally: God works in mysterious ways....bwahahahahahaha (high fives the air)
 
2014-04-25 10:35:46 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He could have just shown some news stories, like this..

[i59.tinypic.com image 850x414]
Or this..

[i60.tinypic.com image 482x807]


can someone explain the top picture? is one of those news sources notorious for lying to further a political agenda? or is this really a case of "oops, sorry we adopted you out to child molesters, we thought they were just two kosher gay dudes, our bad", or something else entirely? I need a back story to tell me how to be outraged

/don't care whatever it is you're trying to troll for
 
2014-04-25 10:37:47 AM  

kd8our: rev. dave: He must watch lots of it as enemy research.

I have a feeling he did a lot of short, hard and vigorous research about gay men and poo poo eating.  I wonder if he learned to speak German by proxy?


'by proxy'? That word does not mean what you think it means.
 
2014-04-25 10:37:55 AM  
I had a gut feeling that the preacher would be the "eat the poo-poo" guy. I wasn't wrong.

/farking whackjob
 
2014-04-25 10:39:20 AM  
Kaliisa referred to when he was on a morning TV show when he brought cucumbers, carrots and others to show how lesbians masturbate.

Wow, and we're stuck watching the View.
 
2014-04-25 10:41:11 AM  

Diogenes: Shall I dig out the binder of religious pedophiles? I could easily claim faith in Jesus causes pedophilia using your "standards."


I think it's pretty clear after all these years that BraveNewCheneyWorld, in fact, has no standards. Or integrity. Or shame. Or any human traits at all, for that matter.
 
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