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(KHOU Houston)   The purpose of a face tattoo is to make yourself look intimidating, not like your buddies used a sharpie on you while you were passed out   (khou.com) divider line 59
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14445 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 8:45 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 08:29:56 AM  
I think the smiley face on his cheek makes him look kind and approachable.

I'm not sure what the error bars on his forehead represent though.
 
2014-04-25 08:47:40 AM  
Put him down.
 
2014-04-25 08:48:21 AM  
I thought the purpose of facial tattoos was to make a person unemployable.
 
2014-04-25 08:48:31 AM  
The victim had to get two stitches and is out of the hospital and recovering, his mother said.

Not much of a stabbing.
 
2014-04-25 08:50:25 AM  

Evil Mackerel: I thought the purpose of facial tattoos was to make a person unemployable.


I didn't even know they had a purpose. Huh, you learn something every day.
 
2014-04-25 08:51:04 AM  
He was just making an example of the kid to make sure the rest of the 3-year-olds in town knew who was boss.
 
2014-04-25 08:51:05 AM  
Im not condoning or minamizing his actions, but what can you stab someone with that would only require two stiches? It sounds more like a nicking.
 
2014-04-25 08:51:48 AM  
Stabbed a random toddler? That is so gangsta!
 
2014-04-25 08:52:26 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: Im not condoning or minamizing his actions, but what can you stab someone with that would only require two stiches? It sounds more like a nicking.


an awl, a pencil, a poniard, a rapier, an epee...
 
2014-04-25 08:52:41 AM  
I read the headline as "Face Taco".  I didn't think that sounded too intimidating.

/I really need to eat something.
 
2014-04-25 08:53:39 AM  
We had a woman fall asleep in her chair at work once. Once she woke up, it took a good hour before someone told her, her face had been completely painted with a sharpie.
 
2014-04-25 08:53:41 AM  
Guess he'll be getting one that reads "Dick Goes Here". With an arrow, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2014-04-25 08:56:22 AM  
The smiley face is so meta, for the random nicker.
 
2014-04-25 08:57:47 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: Im not condoning or minamizing his actions, but what can you stab someone with that would only require two stiches? It sounds more like a nicking.


A walk by nicking?
 
2014-04-25 08:59:37 AM  
I used to spend some time in the body modification community and I've seen some facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful. This is not one of those times
 
2014-04-25 08:59:54 AM  

EvilEgg: I think the smiley face on his cheek makes him look kind and approachable.

I'm not sure what the error bars on his forehead represent though.


I would guess they refer to the error of his existence.

The attack sounds horrible but seems the little guy just got two stitches. Here hoping he bounces back quickly.
 
2014-04-25 09:00:01 AM  

toetag: I read the headline as "Face Taco".  I didn't think that sounded too intimidating.

/I really need to eat something.


Perhaps one of those new fangled waffle tacos at taco bell? I think I seen one tattooed on the man's face
 
2014-04-25 09:00:46 AM  

learn2fly: Put him down.


I'm OK with that.
 
2014-04-25 09:01:12 AM  
Also a suspect:
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 09:01:19 AM  
Because I'm happy...
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
Because I'm happy...
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth!
 
2014-04-25 09:01:38 AM  
sharpiedicks.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 09:02:15 AM  
Just wait until that kid grows up and get to decide how much taxes shall be set aside to maintain tattooed guys prison lifestyle.
 
2014-04-25 09:02:28 AM  

Evil Mackerel: I thought the purpose of facial tattoos was to make a person unemployable.


Technically, the face tattoo only *advertises* his unemployability. That he's unemployable is due to other factors.

Sort of like a "Mad Dog" sign doesn't actually make the dog mad. Well, ok, it might upset some dogs, or leave them feeling hurt and insulted. Let me give another example.
 
2014-04-25 09:03:48 AM  
The victim had to get two stitches and is out of the hospital and recovering, his mother said.

Clearly the child is Satan and this young tatood man just tried saving the world. If you will note he does in fact have the 7 signs of Jesus as foretold in Deuteronomy 28
 
2014-04-25 09:04:18 AM  

murphyandmeg: Because I'm happy

 stabby
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
Because I'm happy
 stabby
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth!

FTFY
 
2014-04-25 09:06:00 AM  
Came here for Dustin Hoffman and the Tattoo Face guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xz9d7LtJVg   [0:10 SFW]
 
2014-04-25 09:06:20 AM  
The baby started it. He was giving tattoo-boy the stink-eye.
 
2014-04-25 09:08:03 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 09:09:46 AM  
c2.likes-media.com
 
2014-04-25 09:11:11 AM  
The bald guy I was standing behind at the gas station this morning had a pair of eyes tattooed on the back of his head. I don't know why you'd do that unless you enjoy the sensation of people constantly staring at you while your back is turned.

(no picture. I was not nearly that courageous/obnoxious).
 
2014-04-25 09:14:33 AM  
www.click2houston.com
He's got a bunny rabbit and a smiley face and a cute little puppy nose and a screen door on his forehead.

That "A" between his eyes?  That stands for Adorable!
 
2014-04-25 09:15:10 AM  

filter: Stabbed a random toddler? That is so gangsta!


And unexpected!  How did he find time away from Board meetings and speaking engagements to stab a toddler?  Maybe Warren Buffet cancelled their luncheon at Capital Grille
 
2014-04-25 09:16:01 AM  

filter: Stabbed a random toddler? That is so gangsta!


Eddie, that guy we sent out to make his initiation kill?

Yeah? He do it?

Not exactly.

Whaddya mean? What's that supposed t'mean?

Eddie he... he stabbed a three-year-old.

Chripst! What the hell!

Yeah. And he didn't even finish the job. I mean... y'know... good and all, but....

No right, I get it, good and all but how do you fark up killing a-- Chripst, I can't even say it.

...

...so I guess we gotta be more specific from now on, huh Eddie.

Shiat. I guess so. Look, the gang meets tonight, pull out the bylaws and see if we can propose an amendment on short notice.
 
2014-04-25 09:18:16 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I used to spend some time in the body modification community and I've seen some facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful. This is not one of those times


Was it a tattoo of a freckle?  Because otherwise, the phrase, "facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful" Is an impossibility.
 
2014-04-25 09:19:41 AM  

santadog: murphyandmeg: Because I'm happy stabby
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
Because I'm happy stabby
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth!

FTFY


stabby
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
Because I'm happy stabby
Clap along if you feel like happiness stabbieness is the truth!

FTFY
 
2014-04-25 09:20:12 AM  
Judging from the tattoo teardrops, he dun got him two other toddlers. Bad azz gonna enjoy prison.
 
2014-04-25 09:21:37 AM  

MooseBayou: ModernPrimitive01: I used to spend some time in the body modification community and I've seen some facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful. This is not one of those times

Was it a tattoo of a freckle?  Because otherwise, the phrase, "facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful" Is an impossibility.


This. Can anyone post a picture of a "tasteful face tattoo"?
 
2014-04-25 09:31:17 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: MooseBayou: ModernPrimitive01: I used to spend some time in the body modification community and I've seen some facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful. This is not one of those times

Was it a tattoo of a freckle?  Because otherwise, the phrase, "facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful" Is an impossibility.

This. Can anyone post a picture of a "tasteful face tattoo"?


GIS for Tasteful Face tattoo

i.imgur.com
The Do-Rag really brings it all together.
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
The sun also rises - like an earwax candle
www.jokertattoo.net
Stars and tripe forever.
surefail.com
And, of course, one of FARK's adopted children.

VERY tastefully done!!
 
2014-04-25 09:43:30 AM  

MooseBayou: Was it a tattoo of a freckle? Because otherwise, the phrase, "facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful" Is an impossibility.


Not if you do them with maple syrup.
 
2014-04-25 09:49:39 AM  

MooseBayou: symptomoftheuniverse: MooseBayou: ModernPrimitive01: I used to spend some time in the body modification community and I've seen some facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful. This is not one of those times

Was it a tattoo of a freckle?  Because otherwise, the phrase, "facial tattoos that are actually quite tasteful" Is an impossibility.

This. Can anyone post a picture of a "tasteful face tattoo"?

GIS for Tasteful Face tattoo

[i.imgur.com image 850x850]
The Do-Rag really brings it all together.
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 360x360]
The sun also rises - like an earwax candle
[www.jokertattoo.net image 450x300]
Stars and tripe forever.
[surefail.com image 300x257]
And, of course, one of FARK's adopted children.

VERY tastefully done!!


I've seen 3 facial tattoos that I felt looked good on the person. I have a friend that has kind of 1950s style going on and she has a couple small stars on her temple right up next to her hairline that are actually pretty cute. I also know a guy that a very small but intricate tattoo under his lower lip. He has a full beard and it runs around where his beard naturally grows. You wouldn't notice it unless really looking at him and it really works. The 3rd was a bald guy I met that actually had very basic white tribal that ran from the top of his forehead to the crown of his head and down to his neck. I can't really explain what it looked like but it was very clean looking and it made him look a bit like some future cyborg or something. I know that doesn't sounds tasteful but it didn't look dirty and he working in the industry so it didn't hurt his work prospects. The point is, there are facial tattoos out there that doesn't make the person look disgusting but those people aren't posting tons of their pictures online.

/still 99% of facial tattoos are a bad idea
 
2014-04-25 09:52:20 AM  
Another reason I don't own a firearm
 
2014-04-25 09:56:22 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: The smiley face is so meta, for the random nicker.

attractive and successful stabber.
 
2014-04-25 09:58:05 AM  
Our local "here" here in Missouri
springfieldmugshots.com
 
2014-04-25 09:59:21 AM  

p51d007: Our local "here" here in Missouri
[springfieldmugshots.com image 450x300]


I have to admit, the bow tie is pretty legit. take away everything else, but that bow tie on someone who didn't look like a crazy killer, and it might be alright
 
2014-04-25 10:05:02 AM  

toetag: I read the headline as "Face Taco".  I didn't think that sounded too intimidating.

/I really need to eat something.


Face Taco eh?   Do you want a taco?
 
2014-04-25 10:42:15 AM  
i thought neck tats were for neo nazi's/ white power guys....or is he telling us something?
 
2014-04-25 11:10:41 AM  
Can we please kick this asshole off the planet?
 
2014-04-25 11:40:25 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 11:42:54 AM  

NormallyTechnos: The victim had to get two stitches and is out of the hospital and recovering, his mother said.

Not much of a stabbing.


they don't use a lot of sutures in a puncture wound. You run a higher risk of infection if the wound can't drain.
 
2014-04-25 12:07:00 PM  
nittygriddy.com
 
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