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(Deadline)   Mattel and Sony are working together on a live action Barbie starring as 'a modern-day Mary Poppins'. So let's start casting this film for them, who do you think would be a good fit to play Barbie   (deadline.com) divider line 65
    More: Misc, Mary Poppins, Mattel, Barbie, Sony, live action, casting, Monster High, Walter Parkes  
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2014-04-25 02:23:37 AM
Justin Bieber
With Oprah Winfrey as Ken
 
2014-04-25 03:00:17 AM
RuPaul
 
2014-04-25 07:32:36 AM
Courtney Stodden.

/Barbie gets killed, right?
 
2014-04-25 07:35:15 AM
My mind shies away from such a thing.
 
Skr
2014-04-25 07:38:09 AM
This might actually be a good move for Barbie. Instead of jumping between the random body types that the toy line has been through, they can start modeling the dolls after the actresses (and actors) of the cast.

I can't add any names to the choice of actress, though. Most of the ladies that pop straight to mind are a bit older than would make a fitting Barbie.
 
2014-04-25 07:38:21 AM
We already have the lead & supporting actresses:

blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2014-04-25 07:40:07 AM
Johnny Depp
 
2014-04-25 07:41:44 AM

g-clef: We already have the lead & supporting actresses:


Damn you!!!
 
2014-04-25 07:54:46 AM
Yaphet Kotto
 
2014-04-25 07:58:19 AM
Mizark Henry
 
2014-04-25 08:02:33 AM
Bryan Cranston

A spoon full of sugar...
 
2014-04-25 08:02:45 AM
Is Ernest Borgnine still around? If not, How about Ron Perlman?
 
2014-04-25 08:13:49 AM

ciderczar: Is Ernest Borgnine still around? If not, How about Ron Perlman?


Ron Perlman is up for the role....

img2u.info
 
2014-04-25 08:13:59 AM
Klaus Barbie
 
2014-04-25 08:14:32 AM
Johnny Weir. He's got the moves.
 
2014-04-25 08:15:49 AM
To answer the question seriously, they missed their window.  The correct answer is Jessica Simpson, circa 2005.
 
2014-04-25 08:20:21 AM
jaredandkyal.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-25 08:21:57 AM
This won't be difficult.
Pick just about any Playboy Centerfold:

Blonde - Check
Bolt-ons (Extra Large Mammarial Appendages) - Check
Totally Blank Undercarriage area - Check

Most of them are there as aspiring actresses anyway, and the acting required for such a movie should be on level commensurate with their abilities.
 
2014-04-25 08:24:09 AM
Anna Faris?
 
2014-04-25 08:28:14 AM
Travolta?
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-25 08:33:16 AM
Sherman Helmsley
 
2014-04-25 08:33:31 AM
Danny Trejo
 
2014-04-25 08:41:01 AM
Brittany Murphy
 
2014-04-25 08:41:46 AM
Hollywood is just crazy for reboots. I'm sure I saw a Barbie move online a few years ago, and I'm sure it was for kids.
 
2014-04-25 08:44:45 AM
Samuel Jackson.

//I don't want no mother f*ckin snakes in my mother f*ckin pink corvette
 
2014-04-25 08:59:10 AM
Ted Levine.

Ken tied up in the basement of the dream house...it rubs the lotion on its skin
 
2014-04-25 09:07:52 AM
They should hold a contest to decide...like a Monica Bellucci and Scarlett Johansson wrestling in jello kind of contest.  Outtakes from the tryouts could easily out gross the film.
 
2014-04-25 09:12:56 AM

Cheron: Hollywood is just crazy for reboots. I'm sure I saw a Barbie move online a few years ago, and I'm sure it was for kids.



I saw five minutes a a Barbie movie this morning, and it was NOT made for kids.
 
2014-04-25 09:25:22 AM

give me doughnuts: Cheron: Hollywood is just crazy for reboots. I'm sure I saw a Barbie move online a few years ago, and I'm sure it was for kids.


I saw five minutes a a Barbie movie this morning, and it was NOT made for kids.


Showoff!
 
2014-04-25 09:26:53 AM

laid back w/bud light: give me doughnuts: Cheron: Hollywood is just crazy for reboots. I'm sure I saw a Barbie move online a few years ago, and I'm sure it was for kids.


I saw five minutes a a Barbie movie this morning, and it was NOT made for kids.

Showoff!


It takes a couple of minutes to get warmed up.
 
2014-04-25 09:38:49 AM
Steve Buscemi
 
2014-04-25 09:46:15 AM
There's a lot of potential for a porno spoof with this movie.
 
2014-04-25 09:58:57 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: There's a lot of potential for a porno spoof with this movie.


I'm sure there is already a porn star named GI Joe.
 
2014-04-25 09:59:40 AM
Taylor Swift
 
2014-04-25 10:34:05 AM
Kathy Kinney
 
2014-04-25 10:42:42 AM

g-clef: We already have the lead & supporting actresses:

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 415x408]


came for this/ leaving satisfied
 
2014-04-25 10:47:25 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: There's a lot of potential for a porno spoof with this movie.


Cherie Poppins?
 
2014-04-25 10:58:38 AM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-04-25 11:19:19 AM
thetrendguys.com
 
2014-04-25 11:39:19 AM
Yolandi Visser.
 
2014-04-25 12:17:15 PM
Slut Benwala
 
2014-04-25 12:32:51 PM
 
2014-04-25 12:58:48 PM
Nicole Peltz


i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-25 01:15:37 PM

johnnygew: This won't be difficult.
Pick just about any Playboy Centerfold:

Blonde - Check
Bolt-ons (Extra Large Mammarial Appendages) - Check
Totally Blank Undercarriage area - Check

Most of them are there as aspiring actresses anyway, and the acting required for such a movie should be on level commensurate with their abilities.


e.g. Dani Mathers POTM for May, 2014:

Ever-so-NSFW
Xeroxed
Mimeographed
Ya Betcha
 
2014-04-25 01:16:05 PM

therecksays: Slut Benwala



Jerry Dorsey.
 
2014-04-25 01:32:47 PM

Johnson: [www.gq.com image 409x516]

link to article


What. The Hell. Is THAT?
 
2014-04-25 01:34:09 PM

sforce: Nicole Peltz


[i59.tinypic.com image 850x1317]


Vagina armpits...
 
2014-04-25 01:55:30 PM

LesserEvil: ciderczar: Is Ernest Borgnine still around? If not, How about Ron Perlman?

Ron Perlman is up for the role....

[img2u.info image 650x344]


To quote from Wesley's speech to Prince Humperdinck:

"Dear God, what is that thing?"
 
2014-04-25 01:56:08 PM

Sinbox: johnnygew: This won't be difficult.
Pick just about any Playboy Centerfold:

Blonde - Check
Bolt-ons (Extra Large Mammarial Appendages) - Check
Totally Blank Undercarriage area - Check

Most of them are there as aspiring actresses anyway, and the acting required for such a movie should be on level commensurate with their abilities.

e.g. Dani Mathers POTM for May, 2014:

Ever-so-NSFW
Xeroxed
Mimeographed
Ya Betcha


Looks like a horribly shooped Piper Perabo.
 
2014-04-25 02:02:40 PM
T.T. Boy
 
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