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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 24
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13483 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 3:42 AM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 09:29:40 AM  
7 votes:
fatcatart.ru
2014-04-25 01:07:59 AM  
5 votes:
Big butts I like
Lie I cannot
2014-04-25 03:59:46 AM  
4 votes:
Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?
2014-04-25 12:54:33 PM  
2 votes:

Teufelaffe: pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
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GIS for "curvy IDF":
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I'd open her drawers??
2014-04-25 09:09:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-25 06:20:46 AM  
2 votes:

pottie: daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.

Too fat for me


You don't want her? Can I have her?
2014-04-25 04:43:26 AM  
2 votes:
A Short Blonde Chubbette, Yum!

Don't remember where I first heard this line but I never forgot it:

"Farking a Skinny girl is like riding a 10 speed on railroad ties and you don't even get to honk the horn!"
2014-04-25 04:08:59 AM  
2 votes:
I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD
2014-04-25 03:59:40 AM  
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.


Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.
2014-04-25 08:11:46 PM  
1 votes:
taurusowner, in response to your informal survey, I like broad hips and I don't want children.

Everyone has their preferred type, mine is:

willing
2014-04-25 03:34:04 PM  
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.


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2014-04-25 02:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

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Not boyish

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Not boyish.

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Not boyish

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Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.



I've never understood "she has the body of a twelve year old boy" as an insult. Here's why it's one of the most retarded thing a person can say. In fact, that's an insult to retards.

First of all: I'm glad that searching for "12 year old boy" on Google Images doesn't lead to anything that a NAMBLA spokesman would be right-clicking. Or maybe it is.

Anyway: twelve year old boys. I made this point on another site a couple of days ago and included this screenshot from Google Images. This is what real life pre-teens actually look like.

i.imgur.com

I don't look at twelve year-old boys, but I do know I was a twelve year old boy once. I went to school with other twelve year old boys. My two brothers were twelve years old once too. And at no time whatsoever did anyone, ANYONE, mistake us for well-toned women that could make money as models.

Never once did any grown man strike up a conversation with us, only to say, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a twenty-something woman off on her way to climb a rock face." Never once did someone say we looked like Playboy models after a double mastectomy.

So, considering reality, if you've ever caught yourself saying a woman like this looks like a twelve year-old boy; that is more embarrassing for you than if you ever did what Steve Carell did on The 40 Year Old Virgin, and said that tits feel like a bag of sand.

If there's a term for times when people think they're saying something clever, but they're actually admitting they're a muppet ("I don't even know how to work my TV remote!", etc.), this is one of those times.
2014-04-25 01:26:37 PM  
1 votes:
Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.
2014-04-25 11:38:00 AM  
1 votes:

chozo13: mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

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Oh my God, '40s kitchen girl!

I love that pic. Her eyes are saying, "take me now" but her breasts are saying, "buy my kids some shoes and for God's sake I need better clothes than this. When are you going to get promoted?"
2014-04-25 08:50:48 AM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde:


Is the first one a man? Not so sure about curvy men tbh
2014-04-25 08:30:03 AM  
1 votes:
After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself.  Just like you can't call yourself funny.


Someone else has to describe you as curvy.  If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.
2014-04-25 08:25:06 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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img4.wikia.nocookie.net

So Randy was just too sexy for his shirt all along?
2014-04-25 08:14:24 AM  
1 votes:

sgnilward: wambu:

O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!


It's OK, apparently the airbags have deployed.
2014-04-25 08:07:08 AM  
1 votes:

wambu:


O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!
2014-04-25 07:02:07 AM  
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.

Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.


This.  Plump is fine; fat is not fine.

Back in my pre-married days, I went through a personal ad phase; met some cool women, but also learned that "curvy" was code for obese.

/not sure if that carries over into online dating
//fondles belt-onion lovingly
2014-04-25 05:37:47 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-25 05:34:44 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-25 04:25:03 AM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.


Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.
2014-04-25 04:23:19 AM  
1 votes:
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Curvy girls, yum.
 
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