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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 50
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2014-04-25 04:25:03 AM
8 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.


Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.
2014-04-25 08:30:03 AM
5 votes:
After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself.  Just like you can't call yourself funny.


Someone else has to describe you as curvy.  If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.
2014-04-25 04:23:19 AM
5 votes:
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Curvy girls, yum.
2014-04-25 04:11:52 AM
5 votes:
This is only news to women who never listen to men regarding what they ACTUALLY find attractive. The overwhelming majority of men do not want to have sex with a popsicle stick. Instead...

i.imgur.com

Yes, please. I'll take 2.

i.imgur.com

Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.
2014-04-25 12:01:07 AM
5 votes:
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

In a story about hip size maybe they could find a better picture. I have no idea how big that woman's hips are.
2014-04-25 03:53:15 AM
4 votes:
Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.
2014-04-25 07:51:25 AM
3 votes:
Curvy has become a cop out term.  Every single female working behind a desk, living off of diet Coke and worshiping Kim Kardashian think they are "Curvy".  I don't care how many gym checkin's you post, you still are fat.  I live in South Texas and damn near every Hispanic woman here uses that term to death.

No one likes a bag of bones.  Curvy to me, is any female that fills out nicely, and doesn't lose their breath every time they pull themselves out from behind their cubicle.
2014-04-25 04:34:56 AM
3 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.

Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.


Curvy means she goes in at the middle and out at both ends of the torso. Fat pretty much means the opposite.
2014-04-25 01:07:59 AM
3 votes:
Big butts I like
Lie I cannot
2014-04-25 05:35:08 PM
2 votes:
waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

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/for megarian if she shows
2014-04-25 05:33:10 PM
2 votes:
It's all about waist-to-hip ratio.

That's why this woman (BMI ~25)

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and this woman (BMI ~35+)

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are both visually appealing,   and why these figures

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are both not visually appealing.

The top 2 have a ratio around 0.7 = hot.
The bottom 2 both have a ratio around 1 = how about no.
2014-04-25 02:13:20 PM
2 votes:
These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Not boyish

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Not boyish.

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Not boyish

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Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.
2014-04-25 09:09:57 AM
2 votes:
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2014-04-25 07:27:08 AM
2 votes:
I guess I kill the curve on this study too, dammit.  I like the skeletal ones with the xylophone ribs.  It's the future goggles working, curvy now is 2 pizzas from fat and dumpy.  You do have to filter more crazy with the skinny ones though, so it's a trade off either way.
Skr
2014-04-25 04:43:14 AM
2 votes:
They call 'em "Birthing Hips"
2014-04-25 04:39:48 AM
2 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: What curvy models might look like...



If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.


Whatever...shes hot as hell and so is the one next to her.

/motorboat
2014-04-25 03:59:40 AM
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.


Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.
2014-04-25 03:48:02 AM
2 votes:
"Researchers" "discover" a load of hogwash to use as "filler" for a rag...

News at eleven!
2014-04-25 05:36:12 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2014-04-25 05:20:48 PM
1 votes:
Subby misrepresented the article.   It said women with wider hips had more sex, not curvy women.
Meanwhile you trolls turned this into a curvy-is-fat/thin-is-12-year-old-boy flamewar.

Now, on to some hip love

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2014-04-25 04:37:08 PM
1 votes:
www.famemagazine.co.uk
2014-04-25 03:34:04 PM
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.


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2014-04-25 02:49:13 PM
1 votes:

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.



I've never understood "she has the body of a twelve year old boy" as an insult. Here's why it's one of the most retarded thing a person can say. In fact, that's an insult to retards.

First of all: I'm glad that searching for "12 year old boy" on Google Images doesn't lead to anything that a NAMBLA spokesman would be right-clicking. Or maybe it is.

Anyway: twelve year old boys. I made this point on another site a couple of days ago and included this screenshot from Google Images. This is what real life pre-teens actually look like.

i.imgur.com

I don't look at twelve year-old boys, but I do know I was a twelve year old boy once. I went to school with other twelve year old boys. My two brothers were twelve years old once too. And at no time whatsoever did anyone, ANYONE, mistake us for well-toned women that could make money as models.

Never once did any grown man strike up a conversation with us, only to say, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a twenty-something woman off on her way to climb a rock face." Never once did someone say we looked like Playboy models after a double mastectomy.

So, considering reality, if you've ever caught yourself saying a woman like this looks like a twelve year-old boy; that is more embarrassing for you than if you ever did what Steve Carell did on The 40 Year Old Virgin, and said that tits feel like a bag of sand.

If there's a term for times when people think they're saying something clever, but they're actually admitting they're a muppet ("I don't even know how to work my TV remote!", etc.), this is one of those times.
2014-04-25 01:26:37 PM
1 votes:
Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.
2014-04-25 12:44:34 PM
1 votes:

pacified: white knight brigade activate!


Before attempting such a troll, you may want to actually read the comments in a thread to verify that people are indeed white knighting fat people. This thread seems to consist more of Farkers stating their preference for curvy women while at the same time saying there is a difference between curvy and fat.
2014-04-25 11:29:56 AM
1 votes:

NeuroticRocker: They got it all wrong. 

Curvy girls are just sluttier.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
2014-04-25 11:16:42 AM
1 votes:
More pics of what curvy girls might look like.
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2014-04-25 11:04:40 AM
1 votes:

a_real_human_being: This is only news to women who never listen to men regarding what they ACTUALLY find attractive. The overwhelming majority of men do not want to have sex with a popsicle stick. Instead...

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Yes, please. I'll take 2.

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Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.


American women's body image has been shaped by American media.  That media is often controlled by men....gay men.   Is it a surprise to anyone that the women depicted in media have the body shape of adolescent boys?
2014-04-25 10:53:22 AM
1 votes:
Headline could have just read... guys like tits.
2014-04-25 10:17:51 AM
1 votes:

airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

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No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.
2014-04-25 10:06:00 AM
1 votes:
If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

foodio54.com
2014-04-25 09:49:24 AM
1 votes:

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

The self esteem of the man has nothing to do with it.  The place of a woman in this society is basically subservient.  Add the stigma of being overweight into the picture and you have a woman who is being victimized the second she is targeted by a guy looking for "an easy score".  Trying to flip it around makes zero sense.  The situations aren't even close to being comparable.


Oh the poor poor women.  They outlive men , they out number men in college. The young single ones are out earning men,.  The courts lean to their away in child custody, divorce  cases, they can latch on to the wallet of a male  even if he is not the real father of her child, the vast majority of work place injuries and deaths are men, but yeah women are subservient.

Nothing forces the fat chick to be an easy score.  She want to get laid, the loser who has sex with fat chicks wants to get laid, seems like they were made for each other.  Judging from some of the comments here there are actually some males who prefer fat chicks and find them attractive-look  at Kayne West. and Ice T..
2014-04-25 09:13:20 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: Dr Hendrie said that because women decide when to have sex the results cannot be explained by men finding large hips more attractive

Yes it can.  At any bar on a given Friday or Saturday night, there are X guys, and maybe a1/4 of them are deemed farkable by the women at said bar.  The desirable guys gravitate towards the attractive (and curvy) women.  Meanwhile, the uglier guys are willing to sleep with the uglier and skinnier women, but the feeling isn't mutual.   Jane, with her a cup and boyish figure, was willing to sleep with the Channing Tatum clone, but he is leaving with some chick that looks like Scarlett Johansen.  Meanwhile, the guy that looks like Joe Pesci wants to get in her pants, but Jane isn't into it.
2014-04-25 09:09:11 AM
1 votes:
All the pics in here, are fat chicks. Call em what you want, even Kate the swimsuit model, is a fat mess. For her age, she is in terrible shape. She just has a pretty face and big boobs, which child-like men seem to care about too much.

Gross.
2014-04-25 09:07:02 AM
1 votes:

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

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Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.
2014-04-25 09:02:12 AM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?


WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

lifewithamir.com
2014-04-25 08:47:16 AM
1 votes:

selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.


Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?
2014-04-25 07:37:33 AM
1 votes:
The problem is the definition of curvy varies quite a bit between the sexes. Women who say they are curvy are usually just fat. And men who say they like curvy girls really just like skinny girls with big tits, small waists, and nice asses: like these girls.
2014-04-25 07:06:24 AM
1 votes:
Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?
2014-04-25 07:01:00 AM
1 votes:
So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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2014-04-25 05:37:47 AM
1 votes:
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2014-04-25 05:34:44 AM
1 votes:
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2014-04-25 05:34:00 AM
1 votes:

gaspode: I worked for a long time at a medical research institute. Most people there doing research were amazing.. but there were a couple of people in the epidemeology sections doing PHDs who were, not to put it too nicely, not very bright and frankly grinding through research projects which they had no true intellectual input into except for actually gathering the data and processing and writing it up. I could have done what they did a LOT better (would not have wanted to). I found it rather depressing that they would likely be getting PHDs for turning up and not upsetting the professor too much.

/Couple of days with the genetics ladies always fixed that though..


I'm in a program right now. I've noticed a few candidates' orientation to their work is, hmmm, juvenile? They are most comfortable when being told what to do. What to think. Very little desire to figure things out or the spark of the chase, the exploration. I feel bad for their students if they end up teaching. And they probably will.
2014-04-25 05:30:48 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762
In a story about hip size maybe they could find a better picture. I have no idea how big that woman's hips are.


And the way it's cropped, we can't even judge the sharpness of the knees.
2014-04-25 05:27:22 AM
1 votes:
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2014-04-25 05:00:40 AM
1 votes:

gaspode: I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD


I know or have met at least a few people who have purchased their degrees. Happens mostly at large universities where some academic officer's spouse needs a quick terminal degree. Simple program of study, name tacked on a few articles and poof.

And there is a whole write your thesis industry.

I no longer judge the letters after the name or their pedegree. I judge the work.
2014-04-25 04:20:58 AM
1 votes:
Curvy women tend to be able to take a dick better and deeper than skinny women, leading to a much more pleasurable sexual experience for men.

Where is my PHD?
2014-04-25 04:20:06 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?


Freddie Mercury was actually bi, so....he knew
2014-04-25 03:59:46 AM
1 votes:
Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?
2014-04-25 03:52:53 AM
1 votes:
Unless the researchers are black
 
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