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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 248
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2014-04-25 04:37:18 PM  

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 427x640]


I forget which Farker said it, but I can't see that picture and not immediately think "Get your booger hook off the bang switch."
 
2014-04-25 05:00:59 PM  

robertus: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 427x640]

I forget which Farker said it, but I can't see that picture and not immediately think "Get your booger hook off the bang switch."


Ha! I remember that thread! I don't think I was the one that posted that pic, but I definitely stole it from that thread.
 
2014-04-25 05:01:39 PM  

dennysgod: More cushion for the pushing



THIS^^^

Curvy (not obese) girls are so dramatically overpowering on every sense they should be illegal.

/Would you rather bounce on a mattress, or the floor?
 
2014-04-25 05:12:58 PM  
A few more examples...you know, for science or something
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2014-04-25 05:16:11 PM  

chozo13: A few more examples...you know, for science or something
[img.fark.net image 500x667]
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[img.fark.net image 500x726]
[img.fark.net image 800x1065]


Oh my!
 
2014-04-25 05:20:48 PM  
Subby misrepresented the article.   It said women with wider hips had more sex, not curvy women.
Meanwhile you trolls turned this into a curvy-is-fat/thin-is-12-year-old-boy flamewar.

Now, on to some hip love

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:23:14 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

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2014-04-25 05:33:10 PM  
It's all about waist-to-hip ratio.

That's why this woman (BMI ~25)

i216.photobucket.com

and this woman (BMI ~35+)

i216.photobucket.com

are both visually appealing,   and why these figures

3.bp.blogspot.com

are both not visually appealing.

The top 2 have a ratio around 0.7 = hot.
The bottom 2 both have a ratio around 1 = how about no.
 
2014-04-25 05:35:08 PM  
waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

i216.photobucket.com

/for megarian if she shows
 
2014-04-25 05:36:12 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:37:34 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:38:02 PM  

Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!



/for megarian if she shows


YAAAAAY!
 
2014-04-25 05:38:10 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

/homina
 
2014-04-25 05:39:14 PM  

megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!


lurker
 
2014-04-25 05:41:59 PM  

Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker


Goddamit.

Busted.
 
2014-04-25 05:57:25 PM  

megarian: Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker

Goddamit.

Busted.


we certainly hope so...
 
2014-04-25 05:57:48 PM  
I always like to come to these threads and announce that I actually do like fat chicks (or rather, big beautiful women).

That one upthread eating the cake is not my cup of tea, however. Way too large. I like a girl with a big ol' booty, soft chunky thighs to squeeze and a soft, cushy stomach with some love handles to hold on to. The size can vary a lot in there, and I still find thinner women attractive, (like the lovely examples here) but I'm definitely into the chubbier girls of the world.

I know that opinion is very unpopular both on fark and in a lot of society in general. Perhaps it should remain unpopular, given that obesity is not healthy. I honestly can't reason out why I have the preferences I do, but why fight it? I certainly don't have self-esteem issues like certain farkers have suggested about men attracted to large girls. My overweight girlfriend and I definitely enjoy ourselves, and there is no shame there.

/CSB
//To each their own, I guess
/// haters probably gonna hate
 
2014-04-25 06:01:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: Subby misrepresented the article.   It said women with wider hips had more sex, not curvy women.
Meanwhile you trolls turned this into a curvy-is-fat/thin-is-12-year-old-boy flamewar.

Now, on to some hip love

[i216.photobucket.com image 479x700]

[i216.photobucket.com image 465x611]

[i216.photobucket.com image 399x688]


I agree, and while I am not a big fan of wide hips, those are some attractive women, especially the second one in your second post (the blonde in black with the belly piercing). I remember seeing somewhere, perhaps on Fark, that there is a correlation between they types of bodies a man finds attractive and whether the guy wants children; the correlation being that men who want kids find wider hipped women sexier. I doubt it's concrete but it would make sense and wide hips, large breasts, more fat in the body tends to indicate a women is more apt for child rearing. I can say this holds true for me. I prefer slender women with more narrow hips, B-C cup breasts, and shorter in stature. I also don't want children at all. I do wonder how many other men this applies to.


Informal Fark Survey. Both those men who prefer wider hipped curvier women, and those who prefer slender hipped petite women: which are you and do you want children?
 
2014-04-25 06:11:20 PM  

loonatic112358: megarian: Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker

Goddamit.

Busted.

we certainly hope so...


NOT LIKE THAT
 
2014-04-25 06:19:06 PM  
taurusowner:

Informal Fark Survey. Both those men who prefer wider hipped curvier women, and those who prefer slender hipped petite women: which are you and do you want children?

Have kids, don't want any more.   Attracted to either, although the one characteristic I gravitate toward is a flat stomach, which is required to make a wider-hipped woman look curvy and not just fat.

I prefer slender women with more narrow hips, B-C cup breasts

so, Marisa Miller?

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

I've got dibs
 
2014-04-25 06:20:18 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 06:23:32 PM  
The 80's high hip look in bathing suits has appeared to make a bit of a comeback as well.

i216.photobucket.com

It is my sincere hope this trend continues
 
2014-04-25 06:25:06 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 06:26:15 PM  
i216.photobucket.com


/crickets in here
 
2014-04-25 06:27:31 PM  
With the exception of the cake pic....

YES, YES I WOULD.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-25 06:27:59 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]

/homina


Damn.
 
2014-04-25 06:38:48 PM  

Banned on the Run: It's all about waist-to-hip ratio.

That's why this woman (BMI ~25)

[i216.photobucket.com image 398x600]

and this woman (BMI ~35+)

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x646]

are both visually appealing,   and why these figures

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x350]

are both not visually appealing.

The top 2 have a ratio around 0.7 = hot.
The bottom 2 both have a ratio around 1 = how about no.


Just my opinion, but I do not find woman number two, the one in red, to be hot in the least. She certainly looks like someone who pulls off being overweight a hell of a lot better than most, but she still just looks gross to me.
 
2014-04-25 06:57:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 600x900]

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x598]

[i216.photobucket.com image 491x750]


Waitaminute...how the heck did you find a Wicked Weasel pic that was SFW?
 
2014-04-25 07:40:40 PM  
Well Subby, I tend to differ.
 
2014-04-25 08:11:46 PM  
taurusowner, in response to your informal survey, I like broad hips and I don't want children.

Everyone has their preferred type, mine is:

willing
 
2014-04-25 09:58:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: /homina


Oh thank goodness you're here. This thread was getting a little too butthurt for a while there.

Thank you for saving the day.
 
2014-04-25 10:29:44 PM  

I love threads like this. Makes it real easy to separate real men from pussies.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-25 10:33:04 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

Nearly all sex involved coercion to some degree.  Which, yes, means it all is a variant of sexual assault.  Now, this does not mean all men who engage in sex with a woman deserve to be charged with rape.  But, all men need to be educated on how their societal position of power can force a woman into a situation where she has not given 100% consent, despite maybe feeling like she has.


Shut up already, you stupid cock.
 
2014-04-25 10:33:52 PM  
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
 
2014-04-25 11:04:23 PM  

daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.


I love this thread so much.

Leaving oh so satisfied.
 
2014-04-26 12:13:24 AM  

AbiNormal: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]

/homina

Damn.


Wow
 
2014-04-26 12:14:20 AM  

zepher: I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.


This softball player with serious leg muscles would like a word with you.
 
2014-04-26 12:26:37 AM  

SquiggsIN: Why can't fark every have a pert rack/tight ass thread instead of a saggy boobs/jigglebutt/curvy women thread!?


'Cos most Farkers like big tits. Go find another website if you don't like it here.
img.4plebs.org
 
2014-04-26 12:29:07 AM  
If you like curvy and athletic...  I highly recommend derby girls.
 
2014-04-26 12:29:49 AM  

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.


I find nothing attractive about that.

Sue me.
 
2014-04-26 12:51:03 AM  

taurusowner: Just my opinion, but I do not find woman number two, the one in red, to be hot in the least. She certainly looks like someone who pulls off being overweight a hell of a lot better than most, but she still just looks gross to me


Yes, it IS just your opinion. And I find it utterly un-understandable.
 
2014-04-26 02:59:18 AM  
Ok. You like fat chicks. That's fine.
 
2014-04-26 03:47:26 AM  
A women without curves is like jeans without pockets...

You don't know where to put your hands.
 
2014-04-26 04:09:29 AM  

maxheck: A women without curves is like jeans without pockets...

You don't know where to put your hands.


Where? Everywhere. Slowly and with some massage oil. By candlelight.
 
2014-04-26 06:08:44 AM  

Crewmannumber6: [www.famemagazine.co.uk image 500x740]


Imelda May... oh my dear God.  *drool*
 
2014-04-26 07:42:14 AM  

taurusowner: Ok. You like fat chicks. That's fine.


And you like skeletor chicks. That too is fine.
 
2014-04-26 12:12:14 PM  

Grandemadaca: kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.

Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


I'd rather oogle her and make wolf howls at her and make puddles of drool
 
2014-04-26 12:52:49 PM  
Bookmarked for awesome.
 
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