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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 255
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2014-04-25 12:00:51 PM

chozo13: A few more, just because I am bored.
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Holy shiat, that third one with the legs and glasses! I would wear her like a feedbag.
 
2014-04-25 12:15:05 PM

Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!


Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.
 
2014-04-25 12:17:58 PM
More cushion for the pushing
 
2014-04-25 12:22:26 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!

Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.


High five!!! :)
 
2014-04-25 12:26:47 PM

NeuroticRocker: More curves than a beach ball

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i hate you and may you have to deal with the end results of her eating that cake
 
2014-04-25 12:30:49 PM
white knight brigade activate!
 
2014-04-25 12:33:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...
 
2014-04-25 12:42:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?

I'm sorry, I read what you said a few times and can't see anything but "curvy women enjoy sex, thin women will lay there like a dead fish, like they're doing you a favor by letting you inside them.

And that's ok with me.

Also, you're wrong in that curvy women do indeed consider the consequences of eating too much- I do- but I'm secure enough in my body that I'm ok with splurging and going for the loaded mashed potatoes every so often instead of living on rabbit food. I'd rather be a curvy, happy 10 than a starving 6.


Nothing wrong with size 10 (or size 6 for that matter). Was just pointing out alternate theories to what the (stupid) article offers. Pretty sure thin women aren't thinking "my hips are narrow I better not have lots of sex with non-husband material in case I have difficulty during birth". That is probably just as silly as theorising that having curves makes sex more enjoyable for women or that lack of curves makes women lay there like dead fish (though I admit the comment made me chuckle).
 
2014-04-25 12:44:34 PM

pacified: white knight brigade activate!


Before attempting such a troll, you may want to actually read the comments in a thread to verify that people are indeed white knighting fat people. This thread seems to consist more of Farkers stating their preference for curvy women while at the same time saying there is a difference between curvy and fat.
 
2014-04-25 12:45:18 PM
....thread that delivers.....and still with MUCH more potential......
 
2014-04-25 12:45:33 PM

FTDA: LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?

I think we just found, "Betty Spaghetti's," fark handle.


Never heard of Betty Spaghetti before now. Her hair is cool but she could do with a few sammiches.
 
2014-04-25 12:49:02 PM
Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
www.gotceleb.com
 
2014-04-25 12:51:06 PM
nope not a bookmark at all
 
2014-04-25 12:52:49 PM

pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]


GIS for "curvy IDF":
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-04-25 12:54:33 PM

Teufelaffe: pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]

GIS for "curvy IDF":
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x236]


I'd open her drawers??
 
2014-04-25 12:55:38 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!

Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.


How you doin?
 
2014-04-25 01:11:01 PM

Grandemadaca: kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.

Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


Yeah, I live it. I figured out long ago that I will never ever be a stick. It's how I'm built.
 
2014-04-25 01:13:42 PM
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2014-04-25 01:14:41 PM
I think the study doesn't come to a proper climax.  Women are the arbiters of sex.  Guys will fark most any woman at any time, they need a woman to say yes.  The researchers go on to say that thinner women have sex but more in the context of a relationship whereas women with bigger hips have more one-night stands.

So if I'm reading this right, curvy women give it up more easily than thin women.  I think men have come to this conclusion at bars around the world 30 minutes before closing time.  I figured that out in my early 20's (and my wildest one-nighters were with curvy women)...and we need people to research this?
 
2014-04-25 01:26:37 PM
Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.
 
2014-04-25 01:37:07 PM
Why can't fark every have a pert rack/tight ass thread instead of a saggy boobs/jigglebutt/curvy women thread!?
 
2014-04-25 01:49:39 PM
All I know is that when someone says "go educate yourself", they gots no real argument.

Now, give me more hot curvy girl pics!
 
2014-04-25 01:51:11 PM

rzrwiresunrise: DarkVader: It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.

Never understood that position. Tried it, found it totally distracting.


Can't believe I have to explain this to you again...

You pick and hold her up! She's not supposed to pick and hold you up!

/Besides, the usually reliable test for curvey vs. fat is: Look at her upper arms.

// We have a lot of photographic evidence in this thread.

/// Mandatory third slashie.
 
2014-04-25 01:53:10 PM
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2014-04-25 01:53:21 PM

Grandemadaca: Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


I shall.  She is wise beyond her years.
 
2014-04-25 01:57:12 PM
Here are some side by side comparisons.
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2014-04-25 02:03:12 PM

selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.


I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.
 
2014-04-25 02:04:13 PM

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
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Thank you sir.
 
2014-04-25 02:11:37 PM

FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.


Oh Snap! Someone got told;)

You have earned a curvy chick!
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2014-04-25 02:13:20 PM
These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Not boyish

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Not boyish.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Not boyish

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.
 
2014-04-25 02:13:41 PM

chozo13: FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.

Oh Snap! Someone got told;)

You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]


Thank you!  I'll take her and her twin sister if she has one!
 
2014-04-25 02:22:24 PM

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.


THANK YOU!

chozo13: Here are some side by side comparisons.
[img.fark.net image 640x626]
[img.fark.net image 480x578]
[img.fark.net image 752x1000]


I'm pretty sure I'd take the one you did NOT want in the first 2 pics.  And that should be just fine for both of us.
 
2014-04-25 02:25:54 PM

selena gomez has an anus: FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.

Incorrect.

I am male, of average build and very well adjusted socially.   There is no poutrage about men's preference for curvy women.  My problem is with the fact that the vast majority of men use a woman's position in society to coerce her into physical contact that she does not want.  This problem is magnified with women who do not meet society's standard of beauty because these women are easier targets.  That is all.  Thank you.


Do you have a frigid girlfriend checking your daily postings and only putting out if you're insanely feminist enough to please her?  You aren't supporting gender equality, you're suggesting there's some massive misogynistic conspiracy among all men on the planet.  You're throwing up things like "vast majority of men" and thinking you'll get anyone giving you credit.  I'm not sure if you're just a troll but, you haven't been here very long, please find the door on your own.
 
2014-04-25 02:34:18 PM

selena gomez has an anus: SquiggsIN: selena gomez has an anus: FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.

Incorrect.

I am male, of average build and very well adjusted socially.   There is no poutrage about men's preference for curvy women.  My problem is with the fact that the vast majority of men use a woman's position in society to coerce her into physical contact that she does not want.  This problem is magnified with women who do not meet society's standard of beauty because these women are easier targets.  That is all.  Thank you.

Do you have a frigid girlfriend checking your daily postings and only putting out if you're insanely feminist enough to please her?  You aren't supporting gender equality, you're suggesting there's some massive misogynistic conspiracy among all men on the planet.  You're throwing up things like "vast majority of men" and thinking you'll get anyone giving you credit.  I'm not sure if you're just a troll but, you haven't been here very long, please find the door on your own.

I throw up things like "vast majority" only when it applies.  And in this case it very much applies.  I am dealing in facts, not emotion.  Thank you.


Facts huh?  What's a vast majority?  A simple majority is as little as 50.1%, and you're saying that 50.1% (or more) or men use a woman's position in society to justify physically assaulting her via coercion?  Does that mean dating a woman until you sleep with her is coercion too?  Are you talking about physical contact like a handshake?  Seriously, I wish someone could slap you with a brick until you understood how stupid you come across here on fark.
 
2014-04-25 02:37:06 PM

SquiggsIN: taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.

THANK YOU!

chozo13: Here are some side by side comparisons.
[img.fark.net image 640x626]
[img.fark.net image 480x578]
[img.fark.net image 752x1000]

I'm pretty sure I'd take the one you did NOT want in the first 2 pics.  And that should be just fine for both of us.


Oh believe me, I love women of all sizes. There is not a chick I have posted so far that I do not find attractive. This is just for scientific purposes. I wholeheartedly agree with the above poster that women do not need to be super curvy to be feminine.

Case in point:
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And this one what I consider one of the most attractive women on the planet:
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2014-04-25 02:37:44 PM

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush:

And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get ...

The fact that you think "a lot" of women lie about rape tells me all I need to know.  The man is in the position of power, especially when it comes to a woman who is less than perfect in the eyes of society.  Coercion is present in almost every case.  The degree varies of course, but it is always present.


Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

I suggest  you check withe innocence project and other non-feminist sources for the high degree of false rape accusations..  about 26% of all allegations.
 
2014-04-25 02:41:01 PM

pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]


cyclonefanatic.com
 
2014-04-25 02:42:30 PM

SquiggsIN: Facts huh?  What's a vast majority?  A simple majority is as little as 50.1%, and you're saying that 50.1% (or more) or men use a woman's position in society to justify physically assaulting her via coercion?  Does that mean dating a woman until you sleep with her is coercion too?  Are you talking about physical contact like a handshake?  Seriously, I wish someone could slap you with a brick until you understood how stupid you come across here on fark.


I have a feeling you are wasting your time and feeding a troll. Don't feel bad, here is a consolation prize!
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img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 02:43:39 PM

chozo13: You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]


Not sure what he did to earn a plastic surgery freak.

/she was naturally curvy
//them had them artificially enhanced to freakish proportions
///once you've had to deal with them on a regular basis, there IS such a thing as TOO BIG
 
2014-04-25 02:49:13 PM

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.



I've never understood "she has the body of a twelve year old boy" as an insult. Here's why it's one of the most retarded thing a person can say. In fact, that's an insult to retards.

First of all: I'm glad that searching for "12 year old boy" on Google Images doesn't lead to anything that a NAMBLA spokesman would be right-clicking. Or maybe it is.

Anyway: twelve year old boys. I made this point on another site a couple of days ago and included this screenshot from Google Images. This is what real life pre-teens actually look like.

i.imgur.com

I don't look at twelve year-old boys, but I do know I was a twelve year old boy once. I went to school with other twelve year old boys. My two brothers were twelve years old once too. And at no time whatsoever did anyone, ANYONE, mistake us for well-toned women that could make money as models.

Never once did any grown man strike up a conversation with us, only to say, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a twenty-something woman off on her way to climb a rock face." Never once did someone say we looked like Playboy models after a double mastectomy.

So, considering reality, if you've ever caught yourself saying a woman like this looks like a twelve year-old boy; that is more embarrassing for you than if you ever did what Steve Carell did on The 40 Year Old Virgin, and said that tits feel like a bag of sand.

If there's a term for times when people think they're saying something clever, but they're actually admitting they're a muppet ("I don't even know how to work my TV remote!", etc.), this is one of those times.
 
2014-04-25 02:51:03 PM

hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush:

And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get ...

The fact that you think "a lot" of women lie about rape tells me all I need to know.  The man is in the position of power, especially when it comes to a woman who is less than perfect in the eyes of society.  Coercion is present in almost every case.  The degree varies of course, but it is always present.

Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

I suggest  you check withe innocence project and other non-feminist sources for the high degree of false rape accusations..  about 26% of all allegations.


The FBI puts it at 8%, but I'm totally sure that your "non-feminist" sources have more reliable information than the FBI does.  Pro Tip: Most of those "non-feminist" sources count a victim recanting their accusation as a "false accusation" as well as cases where the victim was in fact raped, but identified the wrong perpetrator.  Both sides of the debate have been cooking the numbers, but 26% is so absurdly exaggerated it's not even funny.
 
2014-04-25 02:52:37 PM

peterthx: chozo13: You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]

Not sure what he did to earn a plastic surgery freak.

/she was naturally curvy
//them had them artificially enhanced to freakish proportions
///once you've had to deal with them on a regular basis, there IS such a thing as TOO BIG


Yeah.  I was hoping my prize was going to be pixie-haired girl in orange tights.  She's my 'type'.

/i'll be in my basement bunker
 
2014-04-25 02:54:50 PM

chozo13: I have a feeling you are wasting your time and feeding a troll


Yeah, I'm later than I'd like to that realization.  Probably some bored totalfarker decided to see who they could rile up a month ago. "fake feminist troll" = ignored
 
2014-04-25 02:57:38 PM

SquiggsIN: peterthx: chozo13: You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]

Not sure what he did to earn a plastic surgery freak.

/she was naturally curvy
//them had them artificially enhanced to freakish proportions
///once you've had to deal with them on a regular basis, there IS such a thing as TOO BIG

Yeah.  I was hoping my prize was going to be pixie-haired girl in orange tights.  She's my 'type'.

/i'll be in my basement bunker


Erm, sure. They're orange.

www.retrojunkie.com
 
2014-04-25 03:01:48 PM
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2014-04-25 03:04:39 PM
This thread.
I like its style
 
2014-04-25 03:06:14 PM

chozo13: A few more, just because I am bored.


Oh my GOD..bring me the redhead in the green dress immediately.
 
2014-04-25 03:16:39 PM
Here is a few more before I cut out
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2014-04-25 03:27:45 PM
) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.
 
2014-04-25 03:34:04 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
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