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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 248
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2014-04-25 09:23:58 AM  
 
2014-04-25 09:24:23 AM  

DarkVader: It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.


Never understood that position. Tried it, found it totally distracting.
 
2014-04-25 09:25:46 AM  

Teufelaffe: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.


Yes, that seems to be true.  I just don't get it.
 
2014-04-25 09:29:40 AM  
fatcatart.ru
 
2014-04-25 09:42:22 AM  

hasty ambush: daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]

[img.fark.net image 550x825]
[img.fark.net image 236x314]
[img.fark.net image 261x350]
[img.fark.net image 347x519]
[img.fark.net image 850x1275]


[img.fark.net image 440x293]
[img.fark.net image 180x241]


Curvy girls, yum.

There is a difference between FAT and curvy


No reason to bring your mom into this...
 
2014-04-25 09:43:07 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


I'm sorry, I read what you said a few times and can't see anything but "curvy women enjoy sex, thin women will lay there like a dead fish, like they're doing you a favor by letting you inside them.

And that's ok with me.

Also, you're wrong in that curvy women do indeed consider the consequences of eating too much- I do- but I'm secure enough in my body that I'm ok with splurging and going for the loaded mashed potatoes every so often instead of living on rabbit food. I'd rather be a curvy, happy 10 than a starving 6.
 
2014-04-25 09:44:17 AM  
Because you cant motorboat a personality...
 
2014-04-25 09:45:22 AM  
mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 09:48:28 AM  

Thunderpipes: All the pics in here, are fat chicks. Call em what you want, even Kate the swimsuit model, is a fat mess. For her age, she is in terrible shape. She just has a pretty face and big boobs, which child-like men seem to care about too much.

Gross.


You missed your bus bub, someone already tried your schtick in this thread.
 
2014-04-25 09:49:24 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

The self esteem of the man has nothing to do with it.  The place of a woman in this society is basically subservient.  Add the stigma of being overweight into the picture and you have a woman who is being victimized the second she is targeted by a guy looking for "an easy score".  Trying to flip it around makes zero sense.  The situations aren't even close to being comparable.


Oh the poor poor women.  They outlive men , they out number men in college. The young single ones are out earning men,.  The courts lean to their away in child custody, divorce  cases, they can latch on to the wallet of a male  even if he is not the real father of her child, the vast majority of work place injuries and deaths are men, but yeah women are subservient.

Nothing forces the fat chick to be an easy score.  She want to get laid, the loser who has sex with fat chicks wants to get laid, seems like they were made for each other.  Judging from some of the comments here there are actually some males who prefer fat chicks and find them attractive-look  at Kayne West. and Ice T..
 
2014-04-25 09:51:20 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Whatever...shes hot as hell and so is the one next to her.


They're all hot, but the lady on the left looks like a well-fed Scarlett Johannson.
 
2014-04-25 10:04:05 AM  
Well duh, if I wanted to have sex with someone that had teh body of a 13 yr old boy I would go be a priest.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:00 AM  
If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

foodio54.com
 
2014-04-25 10:06:40 AM  
Curves are good.
 
2014-04-25 10:17:41 AM  
Anyone calling the girls in this thread fat that does not include a photo of themselves has zero credibility.
 
2014-04-25 10:17:51 AM  

airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]


No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.
 
2014-04-25 10:20:42 AM  
 
2014-04-25 10:26:41 AM  

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


This!

A woman with great curves, as perfectly described by kiwimoogle84, catches my eye every time over any other body type.  Sexy as H E double toothpicks.
 
2014-04-25 10:36:41 AM  

chozo13: mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

[img.fark.net image 425x640]
[img.fark.net image 425x639]
[img.fark.net image 499x750]
[img.fark.net image 708x1024]


Om nom noms, I would eat every inch of those ladies!

/this is not a bookmark
 
2014-04-25 10:40:00 AM  

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


You go girl!
Mmm. Curves. Hourglass. Bunk.
 
2014-04-25 10:42:24 AM  
hockeypuck15:
A woman with great curves, as perfectly described by kiwimoogle84, catches my eye every time over any other body type.  Sexy as H E double toothpicks.

Well, if you have to chose between curves and double toothpicks, I have to ask are the toothpicks natural or do they have bolt-ons? Cause two natural toothpicks could be tempting too...
 
2014-04-25 10:45:37 AM  
Ladies,

If you need a judge the E be in the P
 
2014-04-25 10:50:40 AM  
Curvy is healthy. Naturally skinny is healthy (think Taylor Swift).

Fat is not. Unnaturally bony is not either (think Forest Whitaker's wife Keisha)
 
2014-04-25 10:53:22 AM  
Headline could have just read... guys like tits.
 
2014-04-25 10:57:57 AM  
Hogwash .. give me a 100lb dishwater blonde Texas diner waitress. A hot August. A bottle of tequila. And a trailer park outside Amarillo.

That's .. a weekend.

Fatties need not apply.
 
2014-04-25 10:57:59 AM  
I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS
 
2014-04-25 11:00:48 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS


Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP
 
2014-04-25 11:02:52 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS


Your profile gives no indication as to whether or not you are within driving distance
 
2014-04-25 11:04:40 AM  

a_real_human_being: This is only news to women who never listen to men regarding what they ACTUALLY find attractive. The overwhelming majority of men do not want to have sex with a popsicle stick. Instead...

[i.imgur.com image 458x690]

Yes, please. I'll take 2.

[i.imgur.com image 458x579]

Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.


American women's body image has been shaped by American media.  That media is often controlled by men....gay men.   Is it a surprise to anyone that the women depicted in media have the body shape of adolescent boys?
 
2014-04-25 11:10:05 AM  

Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP


Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!
 
2014-04-25 11:14:29 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Your profile gives no indication as to whether or not you are within driving distance


Or if it's actually a guy.
 
2014-04-25 11:16:24 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: What curvy models might look like...

[blog.curvykate.com image 850x566]

If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.


2nd from the left - I'm all in.  I especially am intrigued by the tasteful camel toe.
 
2014-04-25 11:16:37 AM  
selena gomez has an anus

And here we have a perfect example of why the systemic rape of women in this country will always be supported.

You are an absolute clown.

/favorited!
 
2014-04-25 11:16:42 AM  
More pics of what curvy girls might look like.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 11:26:47 AM  
They got it all wrong. 

Curvy girls are just sluttier.
 
2014-04-25 11:29:56 AM  

NeuroticRocker: They got it all wrong. 

Curvy girls are just sluttier.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2014-04-25 11:31:47 AM  
Look at her mother, guys.
That's her future.
 
2014-04-25 11:31:58 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

The self esteem of the man has nothing to do with it.  The place of a woman in this society is basically subservient.  Add the stigma of being overweight into the picture and you have a woman who is being victimized the second she is targeted by a guy looking for "an easy score".  Trying to flip it around makes zero sense.  The situations aren't even close to being comparable.

Oh the poor poor women.  They outlive men , they out number men in college. The young single ones are out earning men,.  The courts lean to their away in child custody, divorce  cases, they can latch on to the wallet of a male  even if he is not the real father of her child, the vast majority of work place injuries and deaths are men, but yeah women are subservient.

Nothing forces the fat chick to be an easy score.  She want to get laid, the loser who has sex with fat chicks wants to get laid, seems like they were made for each other.  Judging from some of the comments here there are actually some males who prefer fat chicks and find them attractive-look  at Kayne West. and Ice T..

And here we have a perfect example of why the systemic rape of women in this country will always be supported.  Please, educate yourself.  Thank you.


And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get laid by fat chicks.  No where did I say go out an rape fat chicks.

What you are upset about is that not all us men are going to buying to the idea that fat chicks are attractive, just as chicks don't find fat guys attractive unless he has a fat wallet to match his body fat percentage.

The same applies to us non-fat unattractive people (ugly).  Our options are limited, we realize that but unlike the fatties we don't snivel about it and cry rape because somebody consents to have sex with us.
 
2014-04-25 11:32:53 AM  
Ah yes, this thread again.  A strange mixture of pics of hot women and posts by people with no medical or health training insisting that they know what constitutes a healthy physique.
 
2014-04-25 11:36:00 AM  

kiwimoogle84: No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome


Thanks - the word needs to spread to the fat chicks calling themselves curvy though.

/I have no attraction to skinny women anymore - at all
 
2014-04-25 11:37:12 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Ah yes, this thread again.  A strange mixture of pics of hot women and posts by people with no medical or health training insisting that they know what constitutes a healthy physique.


ih2.redbubble.net
 
2014-04-25 11:38:00 AM  

chozo13: mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

[img.fark.net image 425x640]
[img.fark.net image 425x639]
[img.fark.net image 499x750]
[img.fark.net image 708x1024]


Oh my God, '40s kitchen girl!

I love that pic. Her eyes are saying, "take me now" but her breasts are saying, "buy my kids some shoes and for God's sake I need better clothes than this. When are you going to get promoted?"
 
2014-04-25 11:43:42 AM  
Goddammitsomuch.

A thread about hips and I'm tied up.
Hopefully will return 230 eastern to visually expound on the importance of hip-to-waist ratio.

A sample

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 11:46:26 AM  

chozo13: More pics of what curvy girls might look like.


That last girl... bathe her and bring her to me... She is sizzling!
 
2014-04-25 11:51:57 AM  
A few more, just because I am bored.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 11:53:49 AM  
img.barelist.com
 
2014-04-25 11:55:08 AM  
Wow, there's a whole lot of social programming on display in this thread.
 
2014-04-25 11:57:21 AM  

thesubliminalman: [img.barelist.com image 673x1000]


I don't know about that one. Dude looks clingy.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:22 AM  
More curves than a beach ball

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-04-25 11:59:40 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


I think we just found, "Betty Spaghetti's," fark handle.
 
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