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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 248
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2014-04-25 06:37:44 AM  
Not too big, not too small. Just a dame that has it all.
 
2014-04-25 06:41:13 AM  

jpadc: Fat girls more likely to say yes... Who knew?


Jeezus, thank you.

I think this is Intro to College 101.
 
2014-04-25 06:43:28 AM  
I don't recall a night where I got to choose between the curvy girl and the thin one.
 
2014-04-25 06:46:16 AM  
Yes please....

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2014-04-25 06:53:41 AM  
This thread is relevant to my interests as I've a date with a curvy girl tonight... and she suggested we just hang out at my place...

/they put forth more effort, IMHO
 
2014-04-25 07:01:00 AM  
So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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2014-04-25 07:02:07 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.

Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.


This.  Plump is fine; fat is not fine.

Back in my pre-married days, I went through a personal ad phase; met some cool women, but also learned that "curvy" was code for obese.

/not sure if that carries over into online dating
//fondles belt-onion lovingly
 
2014-04-25 07:06:24 AM  
Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?
 
2014-04-25 07:13:56 AM  
It can't possibly be that the wider the hips, the lower the self esteem, and the more likely they are to fill the gaping hole in their souls by filling the gaping hole between their legs with skeezy rando sex. Nope. Impossibru.
 
2014-04-25 07:14:52 AM  
Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round!
 
2014-04-25 07:23:09 AM  
Best sex I've had has been with skinny-ish women of Italian ancestry.

The thicker ones have been much less mobile in bed, which is a turn-off.
Bespeaks personality.
 
2014-04-25 07:24:30 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


girls with no ass are not thinner, they just have no ass. the hip ratio discussed in the (idiotic) study is not weight dependent but natural shape dependent. theres lots of fat girls with no ass.
 
2014-04-25 07:27:08 AM  
I guess I kill the curve on this study too, dammit.  I like the skeletal ones with the xylophone ribs.  It's the future goggles working, curvy now is 2 pizzas from fat and dumpy.  You do have to filter more crazy with the skinny ones though, so it's a trade off either way.
 
2014-04-25 07:27:47 AM  
As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.
 
2014-04-25 07:33:21 AM  
This post is in no way a bookmark for later.

/now pardon me while I clear my browser cache
 
2014-04-25 07:37:33 AM  
The problem is the definition of curvy varies quite a bit between the sexes. Women who say they are curvy are usually just fat. And men who say they like curvy girls really just like skinny girls with big tits, small waists, and nice asses: like these girls.
 
2014-04-25 07:48:15 AM  
I like that I can toss a curvy girl around and not feel like I'm gonna snap her bird-arms, or break skin when I bite her on the neck or shoulder. And there's just so much more roaming the hands and mouth can do...

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


How YOU doin...?
 
2014-04-25 07:50:31 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


how you doin'?

/obligatory... and hi!
 
2014-04-25 07:51:25 AM  
Curvy has become a cop out term.  Every single female working behind a desk, living off of diet Coke and worshiping Kim Kardashian think they are "Curvy".  I don't care how many gym checkin's you post, you still are fat.  I live in South Texas and damn near every Hispanic woman here uses that term to death.

No one likes a bag of bones.  Curvy to me, is any female that fills out nicely, and doesn't lose their breath every time they pull themselves out from behind their cubicle.
 
2014-04-25 07:59:18 AM  
Totally not a bookmark for after work today
 
2014-04-25 07:59:50 AM  
it's just like dating site "average"
just because 50% of the nation is obese doesn't make your fat ass "average"
 
2014-04-25 08:04:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 08:07:08 AM  

wambu:


O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!
 
2014-04-25 08:08:55 AM  
Is there a comfy chair? I'm going to be here for a whiile
 
2014-04-25 08:10:15 AM  

abhorrent1: So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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I've known a few women who would pick the guy on the left in a heartbeat.
 
2014-04-25 08:14:24 AM  

sgnilward: wambu:

O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!


It's OK, apparently the airbags have deployed.
 
2014-04-25 08:22:20 AM  

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Curvy girls, yum.


There is a difference between FAT and curvy
 
2014-04-25 08:22:24 AM  

sgnilward: wambu:

O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!


It's okay, the driver won't have enough attention span left to actually start the car.
 
2014-04-25 08:24:29 AM  
Article from "DUH" magazine?
 
2014-04-25 08:25:06 AM  

abhorrent1: So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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So Randy was just too sexy for his shirt all along?
 
2014-04-25 08:30:03 AM  
After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself.  Just like you can't call yourself funny.


Someone else has to describe you as curvy.  If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.
 
2014-04-25 08:30:43 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


available for research, EIP
 
2014-04-25 08:35:44 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 500x402][img.fark.net image 600x800]


Okay, you win.
 
2014-04-25 08:46:51 AM  

hasty ambush: daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]

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Curvy girls, yum.

There is a difference between FAT and curvy


Those are not fat.
 
2014-04-25 08:47:16 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.


Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?
 
2014-04-25 08:50:48 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde:


Is the first one a man? Not so sure about curvy men tbh
 
2014-04-25 08:57:28 AM  

ZM Punk: After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself. Just like you can't call yourself funny.

Someone else has to describe you as curvy. If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.


I think you've summed it up nicely.
 
2014-04-25 09:02:12 AM  

hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?


WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

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2014-04-25 09:04:43 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Hiro-ACiD: The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.

Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.

I was directly comparing two skinny women to a more curvy one.

It is not a sum total, as putting "average" women would not be cogent considering the article.


Your predilections are your own, but for the rest of our elucidation could you please use a more definitive term? Plump, a tad soft, portly, morbidly obese, immobile bed whale. Nowadays "curvy" covers everything and thus means nothing aside from "not thin".
 
2014-04-25 09:07:02 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

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Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.
 
2014-04-25 09:07:46 AM  
I hate how the word "curvy" has been hijacked by fat girls. It's such an awesome word, the real curvy girls need to take it back. It's all about proportion, not weight.

/The curviest girl I ever dated was an ex-ballerina who was a shade over 5 feet tall and 105 lbs. Tiny waist, perfect hips, badonkadonk rear. Good lord she was put together. Plus a hall of famer of the itty-bitty-titty committee. In short, she had a perfect body.
//at least for my tastes, ymmv.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:11 AM  
All the pics in here, are fat chicks. Call em what you want, even Kate the swimsuit model, is a fat mess. For her age, she is in terrible shape. She just has a pretty face and big boobs, which child-like men seem to care about too much.

Gross.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:43 AM  
I do likes me some curvy girl, but I hate fat chicks who figure because they have fat boobs that everything else can go to hell. Having DDs when you weigh 325 pounds isn't really that impressive.

Proportion is what makes curvy girls sexy. Not sheer mass.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:57 AM  
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2014-04-25 09:13:20 AM  
FTFA: Dr Hendrie said that because women decide when to have sex the results cannot be explained by men finding large hips more attractive

Yes it can.  At any bar on a given Friday or Saturday night, there are X guys, and maybe a1/4 of them are deemed farkable by the women at said bar.  The desirable guys gravitate towards the attractive (and curvy) women.  Meanwhile, the uglier guys are willing to sleep with the uglier and skinnier women, but the feeling isn't mutual.   Jane, with her a cup and boyish figure, was willing to sleep with the Channing Tatum clone, but he is leaving with some chick that looks like Scarlett Johansen.  Meanwhile, the guy that looks like Joe Pesci wants to get in her pants, but Jane isn't into it.
 
2014-04-25 09:13:50 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

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I'm not arguing your point overall, but, with your images... the 2nd girl from the left in your "fat" photo I am guessing would look no different in lingerie than the two on the left.... she might actually be the least "fat" of all 6.
 
2014-04-25 09:15:18 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

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Those appear to be the same girls, only the ones in underwear are called "curvy".
 
2014-04-25 09:18:52 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

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Oh, and don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying the fat girls are unattractive, those are actually cute fat girls.  Attractive and ugly are not related to body size - at least until you hit what some people call the "SSBBW" range, those are just hideous.

Still, there is an advantage to skinny girls - way more positions are possible.  It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.
 
2014-04-25 09:20:04 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.


Not necessarily. I'm 5'1", a size four, with an hourglass shape; curves in all the right places.
 
2014-04-25 09:23:17 AM  

dletter: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

I'm not arguing your point overall, but, with your images... the 2nd girl from the left in your "fat" photo I am guessing would look no different in lingerie than the two on the left.... she might actually be the least "fat" of all 6.


Look again.  Sure, she's cute, but you're missing that she's got small boobs, arm cellulite, and a gut.
 
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