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(Daily Star)   Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 248
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2014-04-25 12:01:07 AM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

In a story about hip size maybe they could find a better picture. I have no idea how big that woman's hips are.
 
2014-04-25 01:07:59 AM  
Big butts I like
Lie I cannot
 
2014-04-25 02:27:20 AM  
I wonder if they'll ever prove whether or not naughty girls need love too.
 
2014-04-25 03:48:02 AM  
"Researchers" "discover" a load of hogwash to use as "filler" for a rag...

News at eleven!
 
2014-04-25 03:48:56 AM  
I'm really hoping that he chick in the picture is one of the big hips type that has many one night stands. Smoking hot for America.  Scorching hot for UK.
 
2014-04-25 03:52:53 AM  
Unless the researchers are black
 
2014-04-25 03:53:15 AM  
Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.
 
2014-04-25 03:59:40 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.


Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.
 
2014-04-25 03:59:46 AM  
Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?
 
2014-04-25 04:04:22 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.

Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.


I was directly comparing two skinny women to a more curvy one.

It is not a sum total, as putting "average" women would not be cogent considering the article.
 
2014-04-25 04:04:56 AM  

wildcardjack: Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?


You mean the ones whose asses jiggle like they've been filled with Mercury? Confusing indeed.
 
2014-04-25 04:06:27 AM  
Best line comes from Sweet and Lowdown: "I need a woman with hips--makes a man feel like he has been somewhere."

/or something like that
 
2014-04-25 04:08:59 AM  
I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD
 
2014-04-25 04:10:41 AM  
So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?
 
2014-04-25 04:11:52 AM  
This is only news to women who never listen to men regarding what they ACTUALLY find attractive. The overwhelming majority of men do not want to have sex with a popsicle stick. Instead...

i.imgur.com

Yes, please. I'll take 2.

i.imgur.com

Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-25 04:12:25 AM  

gaspode: I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD


You're probably focusing on improving the world or something useless like that.
 
2014-04-25 04:20:06 AM  

wildcardjack: Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?


Freddie Mercury was actually bi, so....he knew
 
2014-04-25 04:20:58 AM  
Curvy women tend to be able to take a dick better and deeper than skinny women, leading to a much more pleasurable sexual experience for men.

Where is my PHD?
 
2014-04-25 04:21:28 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?


Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.
 
2014-04-25 04:22:50 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.


I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.
 
2014-04-25 04:23:19 AM  
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Curvy girls, yum.
 
2014-04-25 04:23:44 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1F-Np3OiGv8/T44MW5QG1_I/AAAAAAAABes/MHzC7iOO 9y4/s400/Size%2B8%2B12%2B16.jpg

Size 16 on the right is "curvy"

/sorry..no linky goodness on mobile site.
 
2014-04-25 04:24:59 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: gaspode: I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD

You're probably focusing on improving the world or something useless like that.


I truly wish I could say so.

/shamefaced
 
2014-04-25 04:25:03 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.


Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.
 
2014-04-25 04:25:49 AM  

daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.


Good lawd yes indeed
 
2014-04-25 04:30:38 AM  

ongbok: Curvy women tend to be able to take a dick better and deeper than skinny women, leading to a much more pleasurable sexual experience for men.

Where is my PHD?


Is an honorary diploma good enough?

Actually..this is all kinds of true.
 
2014-04-25 04:34:56 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.

Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.


Curvy means she goes in at the middle and out at both ends of the torso. Fat pretty much means the opposite.
 
2014-04-25 04:36:29 AM  
What curvy models might look like...

blog.curvykate.com

If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.
 
2014-04-25 04:38:34 AM  
Wallpaper thread
 
2014-04-25 04:39:48 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: What curvy models might look like...



If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.


Whatever...shes hot as hell and so is the one next to her.

/motorboat
 
Skr
2014-04-25 04:43:14 AM  
They call 'em "Birthing Hips"
 
2014-04-25 04:43:26 AM  
A Short Blonde Chubbette, Yum!

Don't remember where I first heard this line but I never forgot it:

"Farking a Skinny girl is like riding a 10 speed on railroad ties and you don't even get to honk the horn!"
 
2014-04-25 04:48:17 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: wildcardjack: Considering his orientation, what exactly did he mean by "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"?

Freddie Mercury was actually bi, so....he knew


This. I know a couple that both of them slept with Freddie back in the '70s.
 
2014-04-25 04:55:48 AM  
Fat girls more likely to say yes... Who knew?
 
2014-04-25 04:57:19 AM  

daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]
...
[img.fark.net image 180x241]


Curvy Fat girls, yum.


This is curvy:

rzrwiresunrise: What curvy models might look like...

[blog.curvykate.com image 850x566]

If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.


/off to read the article for once
 
2014-04-25 04:58:04 AM  
all of the yes
 
2014-04-25 05:00:32 AM  
Off to the Nuvo channel
 
2014-04-25 05:00:40 AM  

gaspode: I'm clearly in the wrong job when a 'researcher' this farking dumb can get a PHD


I know or have met at least a few people who have purchased their degrees. Happens mostly at large universities where some academic officer's spouse needs a quick terminal degree. Simple program of study, name tacked on a few articles and poof.

And there is a whole write your thesis industry.

I no longer judge the letters after the name or their pedegree. I judge the work.
 
2014-04-25 05:15:49 AM  
I worked for a long time at a medical research institute. Most people there doing research were amazing.. but there were a couple of people in the epidemeology sections doing PHDs who were, not to put it too nicely, not very bright and frankly grinding through research projects which they had no true intellectual input into except for actually gathering the data and processing and writing it up. I could have done what they did a LOT better (would not have wanted to). I found it rather depressing that they would likely be getting PHDs for turning up and not upsetting the professor too much.

/Couple of days with the genetics ladies always fixed that though..
 
2014-04-25 05:27:22 AM  
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2014-04-25 05:30:48 AM  
fusillade762
In a story about hip size maybe they could find a better picture. I have no idea how big that woman's hips are.


And the way it's cropped, we can't even judge the sharpness of the knees.
 
2014-04-25 05:34:00 AM  

gaspode: I worked for a long time at a medical research institute. Most people there doing research were amazing.. but there were a couple of people in the epidemeology sections doing PHDs who were, not to put it too nicely, not very bright and frankly grinding through research projects which they had no true intellectual input into except for actually gathering the data and processing and writing it up. I could have done what they did a LOT better (would not have wanted to). I found it rather depressing that they would likely be getting PHDs for turning up and not upsetting the professor too much.

/Couple of days with the genetics ladies always fixed that though..


I'm in a program right now. I've noticed a few candidates' orientation to their work is, hmmm, juvenile? They are most comfortable when being told what to do. What to think. Very little desire to figure things out or the spark of the chase, the exploration. I feel bad for their students if they end up teaching. And they probably will.
 
2014-04-25 05:34:44 AM  
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2014-04-25 05:37:47 AM  
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2014-04-25 05:49:30 AM  

you are a puppet: Unless the researchers are black


Ha! They said curvy, not fat.

Good one though.
 
2014-04-25 06:03:22 AM  

daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.


Too fat for me
 
2014-04-25 06:18:58 AM  
starting my friday RIGHT!

moar pics please
 
2014-04-25 06:20:46 AM  

pottie: daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.

Too fat for me


You don't want her? Can I have her?
 
2014-04-25 06:25:30 AM  
I did not think I'd be up this early and already need to head to my bunk.

Be back in a few.
 
2014-04-25 06:35:11 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde:


Pic #2. OMFG, that has to be the most perfect female ass in existence. Yum!
 
2014-04-25 06:37:44 AM  
Not too big, not too small. Just a dame that has it all.
 
2014-04-25 06:41:13 AM  

jpadc: Fat girls more likely to say yes... Who knew?


Jeezus, thank you.

I think this is Intro to College 101.
 
2014-04-25 06:43:28 AM  
I don't recall a night where I got to choose between the curvy girl and the thin one.
 
2014-04-25 06:46:16 AM  
Yes please....

cdn.shopify.com
 
2014-04-25 06:53:41 AM  
This thread is relevant to my interests as I've a date with a curvy girl tonight... and she suggested we just hang out at my place...

/they put forth more effort, IMHO
 
2014-04-25 07:01:00 AM  
So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

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2014-04-25 07:02:07 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.

I've seen it used by all levels body type. Grated I have  no standards, so it doesn't really matter.

Theres a difference in "curvy" and "fat with big tits".

Curvy women dont have huge guts of fat rolls. They're "thick"...not fat.


This.  Plump is fine; fat is not fine.

Back in my pre-married days, I went through a personal ad phase; met some cool women, but also learned that "curvy" was code for obese.

/not sure if that carries over into online dating
//fondles belt-onion lovingly
 
2014-04-25 07:06:24 AM  
Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?
 
2014-04-25 07:13:56 AM  
It can't possibly be that the wider the hips, the lower the self esteem, and the more likely they are to fill the gaping hole in their souls by filling the gaping hole between their legs with skeezy rando sex. Nope. Impossibru.
 
2014-04-25 07:14:52 AM  
Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round!
 
2014-04-25 07:23:09 AM  
Best sex I've had has been with skinny-ish women of Italian ancestry.

The thicker ones have been much less mobile in bed, which is a turn-off.
Bespeaks personality.
 
2014-04-25 07:24:30 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


girls with no ass are not thinner, they just have no ass. the hip ratio discussed in the (idiotic) study is not weight dependent but natural shape dependent. theres lots of fat girls with no ass.
 
2014-04-25 07:27:08 AM  
I guess I kill the curve on this study too, dammit.  I like the skeletal ones with the xylophone ribs.  It's the future goggles working, curvy now is 2 pizzas from fat and dumpy.  You do have to filter more crazy with the skinny ones though, so it's a trade off either way.
 
2014-04-25 07:27:47 AM  
As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.
 
2014-04-25 07:33:21 AM  
This post is in no way a bookmark for later.

/now pardon me while I clear my browser cache
 
2014-04-25 07:37:33 AM  
The problem is the definition of curvy varies quite a bit between the sexes. Women who say they are curvy are usually just fat. And men who say they like curvy girls really just like skinny girls with big tits, small waists, and nice asses: like these girls.
 
2014-04-25 07:48:15 AM  
I like that I can toss a curvy girl around and not feel like I'm gonna snap her bird-arms, or break skin when I bite her on the neck or shoulder. And there's just so much more roaming the hands and mouth can do...

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


How YOU doin...?
 
2014-04-25 07:50:31 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


how you doin'?

/obligatory... and hi!
 
2014-04-25 07:51:25 AM  
Curvy has become a cop out term.  Every single female working behind a desk, living off of diet Coke and worshiping Kim Kardashian think they are "Curvy".  I don't care how many gym checkin's you post, you still are fat.  I live in South Texas and damn near every Hispanic woman here uses that term to death.

No one likes a bag of bones.  Curvy to me, is any female that fills out nicely, and doesn't lose their breath every time they pull themselves out from behind their cubicle.
 
2014-04-25 07:59:18 AM  
Totally not a bookmark for after work today
 
2014-04-25 07:59:50 AM  
it's just like dating site "average"
just because 50% of the nation is obese doesn't make your fat ass "average"
 
2014-04-25 08:04:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 08:07:08 AM  

wambu:


O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!
 
2014-04-25 08:08:55 AM  
Is there a comfy chair? I'm going to be here for a whiile
 
2014-04-25 08:10:15 AM  

abhorrent1: So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]


I've known a few women who would pick the guy on the left in a heartbeat.
 
2014-04-25 08:14:24 AM  

sgnilward: wambu:

O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!


It's OK, apparently the airbags have deployed.
 
2014-04-25 08:22:20 AM  

daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]

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Curvy girls, yum.


There is a difference between FAT and curvy
 
2014-04-25 08:22:24 AM  

sgnilward: wambu:

O.M.G.

She's not wearing a seatbelt!


It's okay, the driver won't have enough attention span left to actually start the car.
 
2014-04-25 08:24:29 AM  
Article from "DUH" magazine?
 
2014-04-25 08:25:06 AM  

abhorrent1: So fat chicks?

What about "curvy" guys? They're pretty hot too, right ladies? Right?

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]


img4.wikia.nocookie.net

So Randy was just too sexy for his shirt all along?
 
2014-04-25 08:30:03 AM  
After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself.  Just like you can't call yourself funny.


Someone else has to describe you as curvy.  If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.
 
2014-04-25 08:30:43 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: As a female, I was curious where I fell in this "research" study because I am definitely not having a lot of sex. So I measured my hips--I don't get it? Is this the measurement across the front? If so I'm 15" and a size 6. Not exactly curvy, maybe just in the scientific sense.


available for research, EIP
 
2014-04-25 08:35:44 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 500x402][img.fark.net image 600x800]


Okay, you win.
 
2014-04-25 08:46:51 AM  

hasty ambush: daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]

[img.fark.net image 550x825]
[img.fark.net image 236x314]
[img.fark.net image 261x350]
[img.fark.net image 347x519]
[img.fark.net image 850x1275]


[img.fark.net image 440x293]
[img.fark.net image 180x241]


Curvy girls, yum.

There is a difference between FAT and curvy


Those are not fat.
 
2014-04-25 08:47:16 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.


Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?
 
2014-04-25 08:50:48 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde:


Is the first one a man? Not so sure about curvy men tbh
 
2014-04-25 08:57:28 AM  

ZM Punk: After studying the pictures in this thread for an extended time, and wiping up.

I've come to to the conclusion that "Curvy" is not a term you can call yourself. Just like you can't call yourself funny.

Someone else has to describe you as curvy. If you call yourself curvy, you're just fat.


I think you've summed it up nicely.
 
2014-04-25 09:02:12 AM  

hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?


WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

lifewithamir.com
 
2014-04-25 09:04:43 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Hiro-ACiD: The more you eat the more you fart: Duh.

Relationships with two previous "skinny" women. Sex was good.

Current relationship w a short-but-curvy woman. Sex = holy shiat she's good.

/ruined for life
//will only date curvy chicks from now on.

Pro-tip: You may want to expand your sample size beyond 3 before making any definitive pronouncements.

I was directly comparing two skinny women to a more curvy one.

It is not a sum total, as putting "average" women would not be cogent considering the article.


Your predilections are your own, but for the rest of our elucidation could you please use a more definitive term? Plump, a tad soft, portly, morbidly obese, immobile bed whale. Nowadays "curvy" covers everything and thus means nothing aside from "not thin".
 
2014-04-25 09:07:02 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]


Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.
 
2014-04-25 09:07:46 AM  
I hate how the word "curvy" has been hijacked by fat girls. It's such an awesome word, the real curvy girls need to take it back. It's all about proportion, not weight.

/The curviest girl I ever dated was an ex-ballerina who was a shade over 5 feet tall and 105 lbs. Tiny waist, perfect hips, badonkadonk rear. Good lord she was put together. Plus a hall of famer of the itty-bitty-titty committee. In short, she had a perfect body.
//at least for my tastes, ymmv.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:11 AM  
All the pics in here, are fat chicks. Call em what you want, even Kate the swimsuit model, is a fat mess. For her age, she is in terrible shape. She just has a pretty face and big boobs, which child-like men seem to care about too much.

Gross.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:43 AM  
I do likes me some curvy girl, but I hate fat chicks who figure because they have fat boobs that everything else can go to hell. Having DDs when you weigh 325 pounds isn't really that impressive.

Proportion is what makes curvy girls sexy. Not sheer mass.
 
2014-04-25 09:09:57 AM  
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2014-04-25 09:13:20 AM  
FTFA: Dr Hendrie said that because women decide when to have sex the results cannot be explained by men finding large hips more attractive

Yes it can.  At any bar on a given Friday or Saturday night, there are X guys, and maybe a1/4 of them are deemed farkable by the women at said bar.  The desirable guys gravitate towards the attractive (and curvy) women.  Meanwhile, the uglier guys are willing to sleep with the uglier and skinnier women, but the feeling isn't mutual.   Jane, with her a cup and boyish figure, was willing to sleep with the Channing Tatum clone, but he is leaving with some chick that looks like Scarlett Johansen.  Meanwhile, the guy that looks like Joe Pesci wants to get in her pants, but Jane isn't into it.
 
2014-04-25 09:13:50 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]


I'm not arguing your point overall, but, with your images... the 2nd girl from the left in your "fat" photo I am guessing would look no different in lingerie than the two on the left.... she might actually be the least "fat" of all 6.
 
2014-04-25 09:15:18 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]


Those appear to be the same girls, only the ones in underwear are called "curvy".
 
2014-04-25 09:18:52 AM  

DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]


Oh, and don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying the fat girls are unattractive, those are actually cute fat girls.  Attractive and ugly are not related to body size - at least until you hit what some people call the "SSBBW" range, those are just hideous.

Still, there is an advantage to skinny girls - way more positions are possible.  It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.
 
2014-04-25 09:20:04 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So have we finally decided what "curvy" means?

Generally speaking: women with big tits and proportionally-sized hips, who are usually in the size 12-18 range.


Not necessarily. I'm 5'1", a size four, with an hourglass shape; curves in all the right places.
 
2014-04-25 09:23:17 AM  

dletter: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

I'm not arguing your point overall, but, with your images... the 2nd girl from the left in your "fat" photo I am guessing would look no different in lingerie than the two on the left.... she might actually be the least "fat" of all 6.


Look again.  Sure, she's cute, but you're missing that she's got small boobs, arm cellulite, and a gut.
 
2014-04-25 09:23:58 AM  
 
2014-04-25 09:24:23 AM  

DarkVader: It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.


Never understood that position. Tried it, found it totally distracting.
 
2014-04-25 09:25:46 AM  

Teufelaffe: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.


Yes, that seems to be true.  I just don't get it.
 
2014-04-25 09:29:40 AM  
fatcatart.ru
 
2014-04-25 09:42:22 AM  

hasty ambush: daveb0rg: [img.fark.net image 500x750]

[img.fark.net image 550x825]
[img.fark.net image 236x314]
[img.fark.net image 261x350]
[img.fark.net image 347x519]
[img.fark.net image 850x1275]


[img.fark.net image 440x293]
[img.fark.net image 180x241]


Curvy girls, yum.

There is a difference between FAT and curvy


No reason to bring your mom into this...
 
2014-04-25 09:43:07 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


I'm sorry, I read what you said a few times and can't see anything but "curvy women enjoy sex, thin women will lay there like a dead fish, like they're doing you a favor by letting you inside them.

And that's ok with me.

Also, you're wrong in that curvy women do indeed consider the consequences of eating too much- I do- but I'm secure enough in my body that I'm ok with splurging and going for the loaded mashed potatoes every so often instead of living on rabbit food. I'd rather be a curvy, happy 10 than a starving 6.
 
2014-04-25 09:44:17 AM  
Because you cant motorboat a personality...
 
2014-04-25 09:45:22 AM  
mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 09:48:28 AM  

Thunderpipes: All the pics in here, are fat chicks. Call em what you want, even Kate the swimsuit model, is a fat mess. For her age, she is in terrible shape. She just has a pretty face and big boobs, which child-like men seem to care about too much.

Gross.


You missed your bus bub, someone already tried your schtick in this thread.
 
2014-04-25 09:49:24 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

The self esteem of the man has nothing to do with it.  The place of a woman in this society is basically subservient.  Add the stigma of being overweight into the picture and you have a woman who is being victimized the second she is targeted by a guy looking for "an easy score".  Trying to flip it around makes zero sense.  The situations aren't even close to being comparable.


Oh the poor poor women.  They outlive men , they out number men in college. The young single ones are out earning men,.  The courts lean to their away in child custody, divorce  cases, they can latch on to the wallet of a male  even if he is not the real father of her child, the vast majority of work place injuries and deaths are men, but yeah women are subservient.

Nothing forces the fat chick to be an easy score.  She want to get laid, the loser who has sex with fat chicks wants to get laid, seems like they were made for each other.  Judging from some of the comments here there are actually some males who prefer fat chicks and find them attractive-look  at Kayne West. and Ice T..
 
2014-04-25 09:51:20 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Whatever...shes hot as hell and so is the one next to her.


They're all hot, but the lady on the left looks like a well-fed Scarlett Johannson.
 
2014-04-25 10:04:05 AM  
Well duh, if I wanted to have sex with someone that had teh body of a 13 yr old boy I would go be a priest.
 
2014-04-25 10:06:00 AM  
If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

foodio54.com
 
2014-04-25 10:06:40 AM  
Curves are good.
 
2014-04-25 10:17:41 AM  
Anyone calling the girls in this thread fat that does not include a photo of themselves has zero credibility.
 
2014-04-25 10:17:51 AM  

airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]


No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.
 
2014-04-25 10:20:42 AM  
 
2014-04-25 10:26:41 AM  

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


This!

A woman with great curves, as perfectly described by kiwimoogle84, catches my eye every time over any other body type.  Sexy as H E double toothpicks.
 
2014-04-25 10:36:41 AM  

chozo13: mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

[img.fark.net image 425x640]
[img.fark.net image 425x639]
[img.fark.net image 499x750]
[img.fark.net image 708x1024]


Om nom noms, I would eat every inch of those ladies!

/this is not a bookmark
 
2014-04-25 10:40:00 AM  

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated! 

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


You go girl!
Mmm. Curves. Hourglass. Bunk.
 
2014-04-25 10:42:24 AM  
hockeypuck15:
A woman with great curves, as perfectly described by kiwimoogle84, catches my eye every time over any other body type.  Sexy as H E double toothpicks.

Well, if you have to chose between curves and double toothpicks, I have to ask are the toothpicks natural or do they have bolt-ons? Cause two natural toothpicks could be tempting too...
 
2014-04-25 10:45:37 AM  
Ladies,

If you need a judge the E be in the P
 
2014-04-25 10:50:40 AM  
Curvy is healthy. Naturally skinny is healthy (think Taylor Swift).

Fat is not. Unnaturally bony is not either (think Forest Whitaker's wife Keisha)
 
2014-04-25 10:53:22 AM  
Headline could have just read... guys like tits.
 
2014-04-25 10:57:57 AM  
Hogwash .. give me a 100lb dishwater blonde Texas diner waitress. A hot August. A bottle of tequila. And a trailer park outside Amarillo.

That's .. a weekend.

Fatties need not apply.
 
2014-04-25 10:57:59 AM  
I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS
 
2014-04-25 11:00:48 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS


Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP
 
2014-04-25 11:02:52 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS


Your profile gives no indication as to whether or not you are within driving distance
 
2014-04-25 11:04:40 AM  

a_real_human_being: This is only news to women who never listen to men regarding what they ACTUALLY find attractive. The overwhelming majority of men do not want to have sex with a popsicle stick. Instead...

[i.imgur.com image 458x690]

Yes, please. I'll take 2.

[i.imgur.com image 458x579]

Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.


American women's body image has been shaped by American media.  That media is often controlled by men....gay men.   Is it a surprise to anyone that the women depicted in media have the body shape of adolescent boys?
 
2014-04-25 11:10:05 AM  

Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP


Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!
 
2014-04-25 11:14:29 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Your profile gives no indication as to whether or not you are within driving distance


Or if it's actually a guy.
 
2014-04-25 11:16:24 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: What curvy models might look like...

[blog.curvykate.com image 850x566]

If this article's to be believed, that one on the left might be a real ho.


2nd from the left - I'm all in.  I especially am intrigued by the tasteful camel toe.
 
2014-04-25 11:16:37 AM  
selena gomez has an anus

And here we have a perfect example of why the systemic rape of women in this country will always be supported.

You are an absolute clown.

/favorited!
 
2014-04-25 11:16:42 AM  
More pics of what curvy girls might look like.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 11:26:47 AM  
They got it all wrong. 

Curvy girls are just sluttier.
 
2014-04-25 11:29:56 AM  

NeuroticRocker: They got it all wrong. 

Curvy girls are just sluttier.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2014-04-25 11:31:47 AM  
Look at her mother, guys.
That's her future.
 
2014-04-25 11:31:58 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

The self esteem of the man has nothing to do with it.  The place of a woman in this society is basically subservient.  Add the stigma of being overweight into the picture and you have a woman who is being victimized the second she is targeted by a guy looking for "an easy score".  Trying to flip it around makes zero sense.  The situations aren't even close to being comparable.

Oh the poor poor women.  They outlive men , they out number men in college. The young single ones are out earning men,.  The courts lean to their away in child custody, divorce  cases, they can latch on to the wallet of a male  even if he is not the real father of her child, the vast majority of work place injuries and deaths are men, but yeah women are subservient.

Nothing forces the fat chick to be an easy score.  She want to get laid, the loser who has sex with fat chicks wants to get laid, seems like they were made for each other.  Judging from some of the comments here there are actually some males who prefer fat chicks and find them attractive-look  at Kayne West. and Ice T..

And here we have a perfect example of why the systemic rape of women in this country will always be supported.  Please, educate yourself.  Thank you.


And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get laid by fat chicks.  No where did I say go out an rape fat chicks.

What you are upset about is that not all us men are going to buying to the idea that fat chicks are attractive, just as chicks don't find fat guys attractive unless he has a fat wallet to match his body fat percentage.

The same applies to us non-fat unattractive people (ugly).  Our options are limited, we realize that but unlike the fatties we don't snivel about it and cry rape because somebody consents to have sex with us.
 
2014-04-25 11:32:53 AM  
Ah yes, this thread again.  A strange mixture of pics of hot women and posts by people with no medical or health training insisting that they know what constitutes a healthy physique.
 
2014-04-25 11:36:00 AM  

kiwimoogle84: No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome


Thanks - the word needs to spread to the fat chicks calling themselves curvy though.

/I have no attraction to skinny women anymore - at all
 
2014-04-25 11:37:12 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Ah yes, this thread again.  A strange mixture of pics of hot women and posts by people with no medical or health training insisting that they know what constitutes a healthy physique.


ih2.redbubble.net
 
2014-04-25 11:38:00 AM  

chozo13: mmm, curvy girls.

Any curvy farkettes want to donate to the cause, EIP!

[img.fark.net image 425x640]
[img.fark.net image 425x639]
[img.fark.net image 499x750]
[img.fark.net image 708x1024]


Oh my God, '40s kitchen girl!

I love that pic. Her eyes are saying, "take me now" but her breasts are saying, "buy my kids some shoes and for God's sake I need better clothes than this. When are you going to get promoted?"
 
2014-04-25 11:43:42 AM  
Goddammitsomuch.

A thread about hips and I'm tied up.
Hopefully will return 230 eastern to visually expound on the importance of hip-to-waist ratio.

A sample

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 11:46:26 AM  

chozo13: More pics of what curvy girls might look like.


That last girl... bathe her and bring her to me... She is sizzling!
 
2014-04-25 11:51:57 AM  
A few more, just because I am bored.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 11:53:49 AM  
img.barelist.com
 
2014-04-25 11:55:08 AM  
Wow, there's a whole lot of social programming on display in this thread.
 
2014-04-25 11:57:21 AM  

thesubliminalman: [img.barelist.com image 673x1000]


I don't know about that one. Dude looks clingy.
 
2014-04-25 11:58:22 AM  
More curves than a beach ball

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-04-25 11:59:40 AM  

LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?


I think we just found, "Betty Spaghetti's," fark handle.
 
2014-04-25 12:00:51 PM  

chozo13: A few more, just because I am bored.
[img.fark.net image 386x640]
[img.fark.net image 500x750]
[img.fark.net image 427x640]


Holy shiat, that third one with the legs and glasses! I would wear her like a feedbag.
 
2014-04-25 12:15:05 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!


Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.
 
2014-04-25 12:17:58 PM  
More cushion for the pushing
 
2014-04-25 12:22:26 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!

Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.


High five!!! :)
 
2014-04-25 12:26:47 PM  

NeuroticRocker: More curves than a beach ball

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 850x911]


i hate you and may you have to deal with the end results of her eating that cake
 
2014-04-25 12:30:49 PM  
white knight brigade activate!
 
2014-04-25 12:33:44 PM  

kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.


Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...
 
2014-04-25 12:42:58 PM  

kiwimoogle84: LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?

I'm sorry, I read what you said a few times and can't see anything but "curvy women enjoy sex, thin women will lay there like a dead fish, like they're doing you a favor by letting you inside them.

And that's ok with me.

Also, you're wrong in that curvy women do indeed consider the consequences of eating too much- I do- but I'm secure enough in my body that I'm ok with splurging and going for the loaded mashed potatoes every so often instead of living on rabbit food. I'd rather be a curvy, happy 10 than a starving 6.


Nothing wrong with size 10 (or size 6 for that matter). Was just pointing out alternate theories to what the (stupid) article offers. Pretty sure thin women aren't thinking "my hips are narrow I better not have lots of sex with non-husband material in case I have difficulty during birth". That is probably just as silly as theorising that having curves makes sex more enjoyable for women or that lack of curves makes women lay there like dead fish (though I admit the comment made me chuckle).
 
2014-04-25 12:44:34 PM  

pacified: white knight brigade activate!


Before attempting such a troll, you may want to actually read the comments in a thread to verify that people are indeed white knighting fat people. This thread seems to consist more of Farkers stating their preference for curvy women while at the same time saying there is a difference between curvy and fat.
 
2014-04-25 12:45:18 PM  
....thread that delivers.....and still with MUCH more potential......
 
2014-04-25 12:45:33 PM  

FTDA: LiberalConservative: Women who have reduced self control tend to overeat and fark anything that comes their way?
Conversely women who consider consequences tend to watch what they eat and are more discerning with their selection of sexual partners?

I think we just found, "Betty Spaghetti's," fark handle.


Never heard of Betty Spaghetti before now. Her hair is cool but she could do with a few sammiches.
 
2014-04-25 12:49:02 PM  
Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
www.gotceleb.com
 
2014-04-25 12:51:06 PM  
nope not a bookmark at all
 
2014-04-25 12:52:49 PM  

pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]


GIS for "curvy IDF":
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-04-25 12:54:33 PM  

Teufelaffe: pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]

GIS for "curvy IDF":
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x236]


I'd open her drawers??
 
2014-04-25 12:55:38 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Grumpy Cat: Vitamin Pb: Grumpy Cat: I have a body similar to Salma Hayek's, though my boobs aren't as big. I have rarely had a problem with guys hitting on me. And I've enjoyed quite a sex life, so far. Everyone loves my ass. Good for me.

/CSS

Pics or I don't believe you.

/EIP

Trust me. I'm 42 and pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. And I've been told before that I look like Tina Fey. I've never had kids and I look pretty good for my age. I assume people know I'm in my early 40s, but I look good. Not everyone looks like shiat when they reach 40!

Tell me about it. I never had kids either; I'm 48, curvy, vivacious and look about 30 to 35.


How you doin?
 
2014-04-25 01:11:01 PM  

Grandemadaca: kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

[foodio54.com image 280x266]

No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.

Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


Yeah, I live it. I figured out long ago that I will never ever be a stick. It's how I'm built.
 
2014-04-25 01:13:42 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 01:14:41 PM  
I think the study doesn't come to a proper climax.  Women are the arbiters of sex.  Guys will fark most any woman at any time, they need a woman to say yes.  The researchers go on to say that thinner women have sex but more in the context of a relationship whereas women with bigger hips have more one-night stands.

So if I'm reading this right, curvy women give it up more easily than thin women.  I think men have come to this conclusion at bars around the world 30 minutes before closing time.  I figured that out in my early 20's (and my wildest one-nighters were with curvy women)...and we need people to research this?
 
2014-04-25 01:26:37 PM  
Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.
 
2014-04-25 01:49:39 PM  
All I know is that when someone says "go educate yourself", they gots no real argument.

Now, give me more hot curvy girl pics!
 
2014-04-25 01:51:11 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: DarkVader: It's a lot harder to do the standing 69 with a curvy girl.

Never understood that position. Tried it, found it totally distracting.


Can't believe I have to explain this to you again...

You pick and hold her up! She's not supposed to pick and hold you up!

/Besides, the usually reliable test for curvey vs. fat is: Look at her upper arms.

// We have a lot of photographic evidence in this thread.

/// Mandatory third slashie.
 
2014-04-25 01:53:10 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 01:53:21 PM  

Grandemadaca: Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


I shall.  She is wise beyond her years.
 
2014-04-25 01:57:12 PM  
Here are some side by side comparisons.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 02:03:12 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.


I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.
 
2014-04-25 02:04:13 PM  

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 651x940]
[img.fark.net image 850x566]


Thank you sir.
 
2014-04-25 02:11:37 PM  

FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.


Oh Snap! Someone got told;)

You have earned a curvy chick!
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 02:13:20 PM  
These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Not boyish

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Not boyish.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Not boyish

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.
 
2014-04-25 02:13:41 PM  

chozo13: FTDA: selena gomez has an anus: WTFDYW: Pay no mind to selena gomez the troll. He threadshiats in every thread for days at a time and then is gone for awhile. He's lucky I'm not a mod because his account would be one of the shortest lived accounts ever for Fark.

I suggest you educate yourself before becoming so caustic.  Thank you.

I'm sure your going to go with your usual tactic thus far and call me uneducated and spew forth your canned attack rhetoric; but every time I read one of your posts I get this mental image of an emaciated woman perched on a well used Sybian weeping bitterly in the dark hours of the night because she can't attract anything with a pulse.   It really brings your pout-rage against mens preference for curvy women into perspective.

Oh Snap! Someone got told;)

You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]


Thank you!  I'll take her and her twin sister if she has one!
 
2014-04-25 02:37:06 PM  

SquiggsIN: taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.

THANK YOU!

chozo13: Here are some side by side comparisons.
[img.fark.net image 640x626]
[img.fark.net image 480x578]
[img.fark.net image 752x1000]

I'm pretty sure I'd take the one you did NOT want in the first 2 pics.  And that should be just fine for both of us.


Oh believe me, I love women of all sizes. There is not a chick I have posted so far that I do not find attractive. This is just for scientific purposes. I wholeheartedly agree with the above poster that women do not need to be super curvy to be feminine.

Case in point:
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
And this one what I consider one of the most attractive women on the planet:
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 02:37:44 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush:

And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get ...

The fact that you think "a lot" of women lie about rape tells me all I need to know.  The man is in the position of power, especially when it comes to a woman who is less than perfect in the eyes of society.  Coercion is present in almost every case.  The degree varies of course, but it is always present.


Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

I suggest  you check withe innocence project and other non-feminist sources for the high degree of false rape accusations..  about 26% of all allegations.
 
2014-04-25 02:41:01 PM  

pedrop357: Needs more JB and IDF girls.  My opening offer:
[www.gotceleb.com image 850x1216]


cyclonefanatic.com
 
2014-04-25 02:42:30 PM  

SquiggsIN: Facts huh?  What's a vast majority?  A simple majority is as little as 50.1%, and you're saying that 50.1% (or more) or men use a woman's position in society to justify physically assaulting her via coercion?  Does that mean dating a woman until you sleep with her is coercion too?  Are you talking about physical contact like a handshake?  Seriously, I wish someone could slap you with a brick until you understood how stupid you come across here on fark.


I have a feeling you are wasting your time and feeding a troll. Don't feel bad, here is a consolation prize!
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 02:43:39 PM  

chozo13: You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]


Not sure what he did to earn a plastic surgery freak.

/she was naturally curvy
//them had them artificially enhanced to freakish proportions
///once you've had to deal with them on a regular basis, there IS such a thing as TOO BIG
 
2014-04-25 02:49:13 PM  

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]


Not boyish

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 400x534]

Not boyish.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x600]

Not boyish

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 399x605]


Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.



I've never understood "she has the body of a twelve year old boy" as an insult. Here's why it's one of the most retarded thing a person can say. In fact, that's an insult to retards.

First of all: I'm glad that searching for "12 year old boy" on Google Images doesn't lead to anything that a NAMBLA spokesman would be right-clicking. Or maybe it is.

Anyway: twelve year old boys. I made this point on another site a couple of days ago and included this screenshot from Google Images. This is what real life pre-teens actually look like.

i.imgur.com

I don't look at twelve year-old boys, but I do know I was a twelve year old boy once. I went to school with other twelve year old boys. My two brothers were twelve years old once too. And at no time whatsoever did anyone, ANYONE, mistake us for well-toned women that could make money as models.

Never once did any grown man strike up a conversation with us, only to say, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a twenty-something woman off on her way to climb a rock face." Never once did someone say we looked like Playboy models after a double mastectomy.

So, considering reality, if you've ever caught yourself saying a woman like this looks like a twelve year-old boy; that is more embarrassing for you than if you ever did what Steve Carell did on The 40 Year Old Virgin, and said that tits feel like a bag of sand.

If there's a term for times when people think they're saying something clever, but they're actually admitting they're a muppet ("I don't even know how to work my TV remote!", etc.), this is one of those times.
 
2014-04-25 02:51:03 PM  

hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush:

And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get ...

The fact that you think "a lot" of women lie about rape tells me all I need to know.  The man is in the position of power, especially when it comes to a woman who is less than perfect in the eyes of society.  Coercion is present in almost every case.  The degree varies of course, but it is always present.

Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

I suggest  you check withe innocence project and other non-feminist sources for the high degree of false rape accusations..  about 26% of all allegations.


The FBI puts it at 8%, but I'm totally sure that your "non-feminist" sources have more reliable information than the FBI does.  Pro Tip: Most of those "non-feminist" sources count a victim recanting their accusation as a "false accusation" as well as cases where the victim was in fact raped, but identified the wrong perpetrator.  Both sides of the debate have been cooking the numbers, but 26% is so absurdly exaggerated it's not even funny.
 
2014-04-25 02:57:38 PM  

SquiggsIN: peterthx: chozo13: You have earned a curvy chick!
[img.fark.net image 600x852]

Not sure what he did to earn a plastic surgery freak.

/she was naturally curvy
//them had them artificially enhanced to freakish proportions
///once you've had to deal with them on a regular basis, there IS such a thing as TOO BIG

Yeah.  I was hoping my prize was going to be pixie-haired girl in orange tights.  She's my 'type'.

/i'll be in my basement bunker


Erm, sure. They're orange.

www.retrojunkie.com
 
2014-04-25 03:01:48 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 03:04:39 PM  
This thread.
I like its style
 
2014-04-25 03:06:14 PM  

chozo13: A few more, just because I am bored.


Oh my GOD..bring me the redhead in the green dress immediately.
 
2014-04-25 03:16:39 PM  
Here is a few more before I cut out
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 03:27:45 PM  
) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.
 
2014-04-25 03:34:04 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ) ( curvy

( ) fat

It ain't that hard, people.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-25 03:38:17 PM  
Boy, view ONE curvy thread, and this is the type of ads I get...

img.fark.net

/ok, I read ALL the curvy threads...
//that ain't a curvy model. "All shapes" indeed!
 
2014-04-25 03:43:30 PM  

Teufelaffe: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.


Do you walk around with your straw man, or build a new one each time?

The line between curvy and fat is not thin.

The biggest reason for a 'study' like this is to have an excuse to talk about sex and get attention.

Now... Let's all go get laid.
 
2014-04-25 04:06:16 PM  

Ready-set: Teufelaffe: DarkVader: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: "Curvy" girls have lower self esteem.  They are portrayed in society as fat, undesirable, and lower class.  They are coerced into sexual activity through actions that amount to sexual assault in almost every case.  Articles like this do nothing to help the situation.

Most the pics posted are of fat girls. They are not being portrayed as fat, they are fat.  If you think they have low self esteem  imagine how low the self esteem must be of those that have sex with fat chicks.  Who is assaulting who?

WTF are you talking about?  Most of the pics in this thread aren't of fat girls.

Helpful guide:

[lifewithamir.com image 740x500]

Don't bother.  Fark has a dedicated group of people who insist that any woman whose individual ribs aren't visible when she's not wearing a shirt is a hideous land whale.

Do you walk around with your straw man, or build a new one each time?

The line between curvy and fat is not thin.

The biggest reason for a 'study' like this is to have an excuse to talk about sex and get attention.

Now... Let's all go get laid.


How was that a straw man?  Up to that point in the thread, there was maybe one picture posted that you could say some of the women in it were "fat not curvy."  Which means that hasty there with their "Most of the pics posted are fat girls" was calling a number of women who aren't even overweight "fat."  Any time there's a Kate Upton or Christina Hendricks or curvy women thread on Fark, the "hurr those are fatties, real wimmin look like <insert pic of woman whose ribs are visible between her bolt-ons>" crowd shows up.  There's more to being "curvy" than having tits the size of your head.

Anyway, here's some more women...
pbs.twimg.com
cdn.funnie.st
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-25 04:24:11 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: hasty ambush: selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush:

And just where did I say I advocated rape.? Of course a lot of women lie about that to.  You have conseual sex between fat chicsk and guys who like  or can only get ...

The fact that you think "a lot" of women lie about rape tells me all I need to know.  The man is in the position of power, especially when it comes to a woman who is less than perfect in the eyes of society.  Coercion is present in almost every case.  The degree varies of course, but it is always present.

Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

I suggest  you check withe innocence project and other non-feminist sources for the high degree of false rape accusations..  about 26% of all allegations.

The FBI puts it at 8%, but I'm totally sure that your "non-feminist" sources have more reliable information than the FBI does.  Pro Tip: Most of those "non-feminist" sources count a victim recanting their accusation as a "false accusation" as well as cases where the victim was in fact raped, but identified the wrong perpetrator.  Both sides of the debate have been cooking the numbers, but 26% is so absurdly exaggerated it's not even funny.


Might I suggest:



Even 8% is still very high when you think of the impact on lives but it is higher

TheFalse Rape Allegations: An Assault On Justice Forensic Examiner

Note the use of polygraphs

"Although the FBI had set 8% as the average rate of false (actually, unfounded) accusations during the late 1990s, there is remarkable variation in the estimates of false allegations of rape found in the literature (Kanin, 1994; Epstein, 2005). A review of those studies on false rape accusations conducted between 1968 and 2005 showed a percentage range from 1-90% (Rumney, 2006)."


One study looked at the 109 cases of forcible rape that were disposed of in one small midwestern town between 1978 and 1987 (Kanin, 1994). The given town was specifically selected for study because the police department used a uniquely objective and thorough protocol when investigating rape complaints. Among other procedural safeguards, officers did not have the discretion to drop rape investigations if they concluded the complaint was "suspect" or unfounded. Every rape accusation had to be thoroughly investigated and included offering a polygraph to both the accuser and the accused. Cases were only determined to be false if and when the accuser admitted that no rape occurred.

The researchers further investigated those cases that the police, through their investigation, had ultimately determined were "false" or fabricated. During the follow-up investigation, the complainants held fast to their assertion that their rape allegation had been true, despite being told they would face penalties for filing a false report. As a result, 41% of all of the forcible rape complaints were found to be false. To further this study, a similar analysis was conducted on all of the forcible rape complaints filed at two large midwestern public universities over a 3-year period. Here, where polygraphs were not offered as part of the investigatory procedure, it was found that 50% of the complaints were false.


Charles P. McDowell, a researcher in the United States Air Force Special Studies Division, studied the 1,218 reports of rape that were made between 1980 and 1984 on Air Force bases throughout the world (McDowell, 1985).,Of those, 460 were found to be "proven" allegations either because the "overwhelming preponderance of the evidence" strongly supported the allegation or because there was a conviction in the case. Another 212 of the total reports were found to be "disproved" as the alleged victim convincingly admitted the complaint was a "hoax" at some point during the initial investigation.
The researchers then investigated the 546 remaining or "unresolved" rape allegations including having the accusers submit to a polygraph. Twenty-seven percent (27%) of these complainants admitted they had fabricated their accusation just before taking the polygraph or right after they failed the test. (It should be noted that whenever there was any doubt, the unresolved case was re-classified as a "proven" rape.) Combining this 27% with the initial 212 "disproved" cases, it was determined that approximately 45% of the total rape allegations were false.
 
2014-04-25 04:27:51 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: But, all men need to be educated on how their societal position of power can force a woman into a situation where she has not given 100% consent, despite maybe feeling like she has.


So, "yes" doesn't mean yes?
 
2014-04-25 04:37:08 PM  
www.famemagazine.co.uk
 
2014-04-25 04:37:18 PM  

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 427x640]


I forget which Farker said it, but I can't see that picture and not immediately think "Get your booger hook off the bang switch."
 
2014-04-25 05:00:59 PM  

robertus: chozo13: [img.fark.net image 427x640]

I forget which Farker said it, but I can't see that picture and not immediately think "Get your booger hook off the bang switch."


Ha! I remember that thread! I don't think I was the one that posted that pic, but I definitely stole it from that thread.
 
2014-04-25 05:01:39 PM  

dennysgod: More cushion for the pushing



THIS^^^

Curvy (not obese) girls are so dramatically overpowering on every sense they should be illegal.

/Would you rather bounce on a mattress, or the floor?
 
2014-04-25 05:12:58 PM  
A few more examples...you know, for science or something
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-25 05:16:11 PM  

chozo13: A few more examples...you know, for science or something
[img.fark.net image 500x667]
[img.fark.net image 400x533]
[img.fark.net image 500x726]
[img.fark.net image 800x1065]


Oh my!
 
2014-04-25 05:20:48 PM  
Subby misrepresented the article.   It said women with wider hips had more sex, not curvy women.
Meanwhile you trolls turned this into a curvy-is-fat/thin-is-12-year-old-boy flamewar.

Now, on to some hip love

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:23:14 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:33:10 PM  
It's all about waist-to-hip ratio.

That's why this woman (BMI ~25)

i216.photobucket.com

and this woman (BMI ~35+)

i216.photobucket.com

are both visually appealing,   and why these figures

3.bp.blogspot.com

are both not visually appealing.

The top 2 have a ratio around 0.7 = hot.
The bottom 2 both have a ratio around 1 = how about no.
 
2014-04-25 05:35:08 PM  
waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

i216.photobucket.com

/for megarian if she shows
 
2014-04-25 05:36:12 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:37:34 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 05:38:02 PM  

Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!



/for megarian if she shows


YAAAAAY!
 
2014-04-25 05:38:10 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

/homina
 
2014-04-25 05:39:14 PM  

megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!


lurker
 
2014-04-25 05:41:59 PM  

Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker


Goddamit.

Busted.
 
2014-04-25 05:57:25 PM  

megarian: Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker

Goddamit.

Busted.


we certainly hope so...
 
2014-04-25 05:57:48 PM  
I always like to come to these threads and announce that I actually do like fat chicks (or rather, big beautiful women).

That one upthread eating the cake is not my cup of tea, however. Way too large. I like a girl with a big ol' booty, soft chunky thighs to squeeze and a soft, cushy stomach with some love handles to hold on to. The size can vary a lot in there, and I still find thinner women attractive, (like the lovely examples here) but I'm definitely into the chubbier girls of the world.

I know that opinion is very unpopular both on fark and in a lot of society in general. Perhaps it should remain unpopular, given that obesity is not healthy. I honestly can't reason out why I have the preferences I do, but why fight it? I certainly don't have self-esteem issues like certain farkers have suggested about men attracted to large girls. My overweight girlfriend and I definitely enjoy ourselves, and there is no shame there.

/CSB
//To each their own, I guess
/// haters probably gonna hate
 
2014-04-25 06:01:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: Subby misrepresented the article.   It said women with wider hips had more sex, not curvy women.
Meanwhile you trolls turned this into a curvy-is-fat/thin-is-12-year-old-boy flamewar.

Now, on to some hip love

[i216.photobucket.com image 479x700]

[i216.photobucket.com image 465x611]

[i216.photobucket.com image 399x688]


I agree, and while I am not a big fan of wide hips, those are some attractive women, especially the second one in your second post (the blonde in black with the belly piercing). I remember seeing somewhere, perhaps on Fark, that there is a correlation between they types of bodies a man finds attractive and whether the guy wants children; the correlation being that men who want kids find wider hipped women sexier. I doubt it's concrete but it would make sense and wide hips, large breasts, more fat in the body tends to indicate a women is more apt for child rearing. I can say this holds true for me. I prefer slender women with more narrow hips, B-C cup breasts, and shorter in stature. I also don't want children at all. I do wonder how many other men this applies to.


Informal Fark Survey. Both those men who prefer wider hipped curvier women, and those who prefer slender hipped petite women: which are you and do you want children?
 
2014-04-25 06:11:20 PM  

loonatic112358: megarian: Banned on the Run: megarian: Banned on the Run: waist-to-hip can be manipulated.

All hail the corset!

/for megarian if she shows

YAAAAAY!

lurker

Goddamit.

Busted.

we certainly hope so...


NOT LIKE THAT
 
2014-04-25 06:19:06 PM  
taurusowner:

Informal Fark Survey. Both those men who prefer wider hipped curvier women, and those who prefer slender hipped petite women: which are you and do you want children?

Have kids, don't want any more.   Attracted to either, although the one characteristic I gravitate toward is a flat stomach, which is required to make a wider-hipped woman look curvy and not just fat.

I prefer slender women with more narrow hips, B-C cup breasts

so, Marisa Miller?

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

I've got dibs
 
2014-04-25 06:20:18 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 06:23:32 PM  
The 80's high hip look in bathing suits has appeared to make a bit of a comeback as well.

i216.photobucket.com

It is my sincere hope this trend continues
 
2014-04-25 06:25:06 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 06:26:15 PM  
i216.photobucket.com


/crickets in here
 
2014-04-25 06:27:31 PM  
With the exception of the cake pic....

YES, YES I WOULD.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-25 06:27:59 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]

/homina


Damn.
 
2014-04-25 06:38:48 PM  

Banned on the Run: It's all about waist-to-hip ratio.

That's why this woman (BMI ~25)

[i216.photobucket.com image 398x600]

and this woman (BMI ~35+)

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x646]

are both visually appealing,   and why these figures

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x350]

are both not visually appealing.

The top 2 have a ratio around 0.7 = hot.
The bottom 2 both have a ratio around 1 = how about no.


Just my opinion, but I do not find woman number two, the one in red, to be hot in the least. She certainly looks like someone who pulls off being overweight a hell of a lot better than most, but she still just looks gross to me.
 
2014-04-25 06:57:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 600x900]

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Waitaminute...how the heck did you find a Wicked Weasel pic that was SFW?
 
2014-04-25 07:40:40 PM  
Well Subby, I tend to differ.
 
2014-04-25 08:11:46 PM  
taurusowner, in response to your informal survey, I like broad hips and I don't want children.

Everyone has their preferred type, mine is:

willing
 
2014-04-25 09:58:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: /homina


Oh thank goodness you're here. This thread was getting a little too butthurt for a while there.

Thank you for saving the day.
 
2014-04-25 10:29:44 PM  

I love threads like this. Makes it real easy to separate real men from pussies.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-25 10:33:04 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: hasty ambush: Next you are going to tell me All Sex is rape.

Nearly all sex involved coercion to some degree.  Which, yes, means it all is a variant of sexual assault.  Now, this does not mean all men who engage in sex with a woman deserve to be charged with rape.  But, all men need to be educated on how their societal position of power can force a woman into a situation where she has not given 100% consent, despite maybe feeling like she has.


Shut up already, you stupid cock.
 
2014-04-25 10:33:52 PM  
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
 
2014-04-25 11:04:23 PM  

daveb0rg: Curvy girls, yum.


I love this thread so much.

Leaving oh so satisfied.
 
2014-04-26 12:13:24 AM  

AbiNormal: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]

/homina

Damn.


Wow
 
2014-04-26 12:14:20 AM  

zepher: I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.


This softball player with serious leg muscles would like a word with you.
 
2014-04-26 12:26:37 AM  

SquiggsIN: Why can't fark every have a pert rack/tight ass thread instead of a saggy boobs/jigglebutt/curvy women thread!?


'Cos most Farkers like big tits. Go find another website if you don't like it here.
img.4plebs.org
 
2014-04-26 12:29:07 AM  
If you like curvy and athletic...  I highly recommend derby girls.
 
2014-04-26 12:29:49 AM  

taurusowner: These threads are hilarious because there is always teh automatic accusation that anyone who doesn't like fat chicks with ghetto asses must be into little boys or some other such horseshiat. You are of course free to find "curvy" women hot. And other can find tiny spinners hot. And there's nothing boyish about it.

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Not boyish

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Not boyish.

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Not boyish

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Not boyish.


Sensing a theme? A guy can be attracted to a slender petite figure that is still extremely feminine and sexy. Not fat =/= boyish.


I find nothing attractive about that.

Sue me.
 
2014-04-26 12:51:03 AM  

taurusowner: Just my opinion, but I do not find woman number two, the one in red, to be hot in the least. She certainly looks like someone who pulls off being overweight a hell of a lot better than most, but she still just looks gross to me


Yes, it IS just your opinion. And I find it utterly un-understandable.
 
2014-04-26 02:59:18 AM  
Ok. You like fat chicks. That's fine.
 
2014-04-26 03:47:26 AM  
A women without curves is like jeans without pockets...

You don't know where to put your hands.
 
2014-04-26 04:09:29 AM  

maxheck: A women without curves is like jeans without pockets...

You don't know where to put your hands.


Where? Everywhere. Slowly and with some massage oil. By candlelight.
 
2014-04-26 06:08:44 AM  

Crewmannumber6: [www.famemagazine.co.uk image 500x740]


Imelda May... oh my dear God.  *drool*
 
2014-04-26 07:42:14 AM  

taurusowner: Ok. You like fat chicks. That's fine.


And you like skeletor chicks. That too is fine.
 
2014-04-26 12:12:14 PM  

Grandemadaca: kiwimoogle84: airsupport: If you can't solve your weight problem, simply redefine it.

Moving the goal line is how we solve most of our problems.

Curvy is the new fat!  Normal is the new emaciated!

[Sponsored by Carl's Jr.]

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No, the difference between curvy and fat is that curvy women have a waist smaller than their hips and bust, also known as the hourglass shape. Fat women have a middle larger than the bust and hips.

You're welcome.

Listen to Kiwimoogle84. She knows of what she speaks...


I'd rather oogle her and make wolf howls at her and make puddles of drool
 
2014-04-26 12:52:49 PM  
Bookmarked for awesome.
 
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