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(My Fox Dallas)   Never bring a corn dog to a knife fight. Or a crazy woman   ( myfoxdfw.com) divider line
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3403 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 5:11 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-25 12:27:59 AM  
Wait, Don't bring a corn dog to a crazy woman or don't bring a crazy woman to a knife fight?
 
2014-04-25 01:06:48 AM  
Midland Texas smells really bad. Perhaps the air quality is making her crazy.
 
2014-04-25 05:14:17 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Wait, Don't bring a corn dog to a crazy woman or don't bring a crazy woman to a knife fight?


If you feed crazy people they live longer.
 
2014-04-25 05:21:13 AM  
kdfw.images.worldnow.com

www.feastoffun.com
 
2014-04-25 05:54:07 AM  
I never go anywhere without my crazy woman and corn dog
 
2014-04-25 06:36:15 AM  
I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.
 
2014-04-25 06:57:44 AM  

Mad Scientist: I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.


Well, we ARE crazy ya know.

But seriously, enough with the Corn dog joke. It's getting old.

/GEAUX TIGERS!
//Lived in Odessa/Midland for 6 months and hated it. In laws still live there so I still have to visit :P
 
2014-04-25 07:11:13 AM  
Both?
 
2014-04-25 07:17:03 AM  
 
2014-04-25 07:38:31 AM  

mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.

Well, we ARE crazy ya know.

But seriously, enough with the Corn dog joke. It's getting old.

/GEAUX TIGERS!
//Lived in Odessa/Midland for 6 months and hated it. In laws still live there so I still have to visit :P


Dude, I'm a Michigan fan living in Alabama. I deal with a lot worse than corn dog jokes...
 
2014-04-25 08:28:23 AM  
Those eyes. They've seen a lot.
 
2014-04-25 08:39:14 AM  

SweetBluebonnet: Those eyes. They've seen a lot.


She's seen things we people wouldn't believe... Corn dogs on fire in an unattended microwave. She watched C-dogs glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All these moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain... Time to die.
 
2014-04-25 08:43:07 AM  
came for pic of Michelle Bauchman eating a corndog

/leaving satisfied
//I should probably rephrase that...
 
2014-04-25 09:09:56 AM  
What if we just stick the corn dog in the crazy woman?
 
2014-04-25 09:19:20 AM  
Or drive with a crazy woman per Chris Rock.
 
2014-04-25 09:31:28 AM  

Mad Scientist: mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.

Well, we ARE crazy ya know.

But seriously, enough with the Corn dog joke. It's getting old.

/GEAUX TIGERS!
//Lived in Odessa/Midland for 6 months and hated it. In laws still live there so I still have to visit :P

Dude, I'm a Michigan fan living in Alabama. I deal with a lot worse than corn dog jokes...


YIPES! You poor thing! HUGS! You have my sympathies!
BTW, I ALWAYS root for Michigan when they play Ohio! I farkin hate the Buckeyes almost as much as I hate bama ;)
 
2014-04-25 10:08:54 AM  

mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.

Well, we ARE crazy ya know.

But seriously, enough with the Corn dog joke. It's getting old.

/GEAUX TIGERS!
//Lived in Odessa/Midland for 6 months and hated it. In laws still live there so I still have to visit :P

Dude, I'm a Michigan fan living in Alabama. I deal with a lot worse than corn dog jokes...

YIPES! You poor thing! HUGS! You have my sympathies!
BTW, I ALWAYS root for Michigan when they play Ohio! I farkin hate the Buckeyes almost as much as I hate bama ;)


Heh, thanks.  Between family and some good friends, I have learned to feign interest for Bama.  But Ohio State will always have my undying enmity.
 
2014-04-25 10:59:58 AM  

mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: mafiageek1980: Mad Scientist: I dunno, a crazy LSU fan might be pretty useful in a knife fight.

Well, we ARE crazy ya know.

But seriously, enough with the Corn dog joke. It's getting old.

/GEAUX TIGERS!
//Lived in Odessa/Midland for 6 months and hated it. In laws still live there so I still have to visit :P

Dude, I'm a Michigan fan living in Alabama. I deal with a lot worse than corn dog jokes...

YIPES! You poor thing! HUGS! You have my sympathies!
BTW, I ALWAYS root for Michigan when they play Ohio! I farkin hate the Buckeyes almost as much as I hate bama ;)


Roll Tide!
 
2014-04-25 11:13:18 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: [kdfw.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

[www.feastoffun.com image 550x372]


I think we've seen all we need to here....
 
2014-04-25 01:55:42 PM  
A 75¢ hot dog?  No thanks.  That "business" sounds like a seedy lotto mart/bodega.

I feel the same way about advertisements for "Only 20 Dollar Dental Cleanings!"

Some things I want to know the other person is getting more than the average compensation, other things can slide, like ever tipping starbucks workers anymore because they're pretentious shiats for coffee slingers.

P.S. America needs tons of food delivered to every neighborhood, who knows full stomachs may fight less.
P.P.S. Oh, but we have the monies for Ukraine, eh?
 
2014-04-25 07:33:07 PM  
I see you've played knifey-corndogy before.
 
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