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(WPTV)   The latest trend amongst teens to get a buzz is Burt's Bees lip balm applied to the eyelids. Jenkem surrenders   (wptv.com) divider line 75
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2014-04-25 12:02:18 AM  
A new viral trend called "beezin" is apparently making the rounds.

Says overly credulous "journalist".
 
2014-04-25 12:13:06 AM  
When I was a kid, the rumor was Coca-cola and aspirin.

"You feeling it yet?"

"Yeah... Yeah, completely!"
 
2014-04-25 12:13:31 AM  
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Ants In My Eyes Johnson thinks they're a bunch of pussies.
 
2014-04-25 12:23:20 AM  
This is a disturbing trend, but not as disturbing as another one that's just starting to get popular in rural areas. Called, "vaporubbing," it involves teens taking off their clothes and slathering Vick's Vapo Rub over their necks and breasts. The vaporub opens their sinuses and then what they do is pass around a can of paint, usually acrylic, and the fumes are able to move much more quickly into their sinuses. When they're stoned, they pour paint over each other and engage in unprotected sex, sniffing even more paint fumes off each others' bodies. There have been numerous reports of pregnancy and brain damage. It's very alarming.
 
2014-04-25 12:24:52 AM  
Another trend, reported in a few northeastern cities, is "milking." This involves teenaged girls, usually two or three, taking a large quantity of milk, sometimes a gallon or more, and seeing who can chug it the fastest. The boys present then take turns suckling at their breasts while the girls make mooing noises, with the idea being that they'll be able to eventually taste the milk. This often leads to unprotected sex and pregnancy, and has also led to a disturbing uptick in teenaged obesity. It's an alarming trend that's leading some experts to question whether milk should still be encouraged as a healthy dietary choice.
 
2014-04-25 12:26:32 AM  
We've also seen, in some areas of the Midwest, a new fad that teens are called "glassing." It involves a group of girls, usually four or five, meeting up with a boy who wears glasses. The girls undress him and take turns fondling his genitals with one hand while they hold his glasses beneath his crotch. Whoever is holding the glasses when he ejaculates must then wear them for the rest of the night, despite the fact that they're not even the correct prescription for her. There have been reports of severe eye strain, and local ophthalmologists have expressed dire concern over possible long-term consequences.
 
2014-04-25 12:29:05 AM  
We also can't dismiss reports of "icing," in which boys ejaculate into ice trays that they then store in the freezer. On Saturday nights, they take their frozen sperm and visit various local eateries, fast food restaurants and diners. They walk through the establishment and drop the sperm ice into the drinks of girls they like, then photograph the girls drinking it. A girl who finishes her drink is referred to as "iced," and there have been tragic reports of bullying and social ostracism as a result. It's an alarming trend.
 
2014-04-25 12:42:46 AM  
I like where this thread is going.
 
2014-04-25 01:20:34 AM  

violentsalvation: I like where this thread is going.


Hell, I like where it's already gone.
 
2014-04-25 02:28:33 AM  
I never noticed before now -- she's putting it on her eyelid.

i262.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-25 02:29:58 AM  
Milking is all fun and games until someone gets barfed upon.
 
2014-04-25 05:06:18 AM  
Can we get back to stories about coloured bracelets teens wear to show off what they've been doing sexually? Because we're about due for that one to come around again now.

In other news, bad journalism is rife today as it always was.
 
Skr
2014-04-25 05:06:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: This is a disturbing trend, but not as disturbing as another one that's just starting to get popular in rural areas. Called, "vaporubbing," it involves teens taking off their clothes and slathering Vick's Vapo Rub over their necks and breasts. The vaporub opens their sinuses and then what they do is pass around a can of paint, usually acrylic, and the fumes are able to move much more quickly into their sinuses. When they're stoned, they pour paint over each other and engage in unprotected sex, sniffing even more paint fumes off each others' bodies. There have been numerous reports of pregnancy and brain damage. It's very alarming.


They need to be careful with that Vick's- they could accidentally reawaken the inner primal urges in old people.
 
2014-04-25 05:07:28 AM  
This was known in my day as, "shiat, we forgot to bring the VapoRub to the rave.  Anybody got anything minty?  Cool.  Now, blow on my eyelids, please."
 
2014-04-25 05:12:06 AM  
That reminds me of the story of the kid who ate Pop Rocks and Coke together and his head exploded.
 
2014-04-25 05:17:28 AM  
and all we had in my day were the lick and peel tattoos that contained LSD
 
2014-04-25 05:25:38 AM  
In Philadelphia schools, the uncontrolled sale of "E-cigarettes" and related paraphernalia has led to a disturbing trend the kids call "Menthing." Pre-infused replacement cartridges used to provide the nicotine high of these "e-cigs" are being used as suppositories, with the menthol versions favored because they help the chemical more easily enter the body through the rectal wall. These filters, containing the nicotine equivalent of an entire pack of cigarettes release into the body in a matter of a half-hour, providing a "jolt" that some liken to the use of methamphetamine. Cases of nicotine poisoning, potentially deadly, have risen alarmingly among hardcore users. It has to be said, however, that users have much more pleasant-smelling farts.
 
2014-04-25 05:29:08 AM  

Pocket Ninja: We've also seen, in some areas of the Midwest, a new fad that teens are called "glassing." It involves a group of girls, usually four or five, meeting up with a boy who wears glasses. The girls undress him and take turns fondling his genitals with one hand while they hold his glasses beneath his crotch. Whoever is holding the glasses when he ejaculates must then wear them for the rest of the night, despite the fact that they're not even the correct prescription for her. There have been reports of severe eye strain, and local ophthalmologists have expressed dire concern over possible long-term consequences.


As someone who both lives in the Midwest and wears glasses, I'll have to keep an eye out for that.
 
2014-04-25 05:50:22 AM  
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2014-04-25 05:55:59 AM  
New? The Urban Dictionary entry for this is four years old. I get that it's hard for the old guard media guys to compete with the internet blog cycle's quickness but damn... anything teens were doing four years ago can hardly be described as new.
 
2014-04-25 06:15:30 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Another trend, reported in a few northeastern cities, is "milking." This involves teenaged girls, usually two or three, taking a large quantity of milk, sometimes a gallon or more, and seeing who can chug it the fastest. The boys present then take turns suckling at their breasts while the girls make mooing noises, with the idea being that they'll be able to eventually taste the milk. This often leads to unprotected sex and pregnancy, and has also led to a disturbing uptick in teenaged obesity. It's an alarming trend that's leading some experts to question whether milk should still be encouraged as a healthy dietary choice.


You, sir, are a champion.
 
2014-04-25 06:21:02 AM  
The little shiats better stay out of my makeup.  I'm not putting a friggin child lock on another cabinet in my house.  Go huff some gas, it's cheaper than Burt's Bees products.
 
2014-04-25 06:44:43 AM  
In my day we simply shot heroin into our eyelids to hide the needle marks.
 
2014-04-25 06:44:51 AM  
In my day, we'd get "gut-rock" moonshine from a dude that was.... well shady. Dirt cheap, tasted like hell, but got the job done.
 
2014-04-25 06:51:24 AM  
There's this latest trend called "farking" where fat virgins living in their mommas' basements go on to a website and pretend to have real lives.

/tsb
//i'm outta here
 
2014-04-25 06:57:47 AM  
This is fake like smoking bed bugs right? Cause that seems pretty stupid I can't see how that would have any effect on anything. Other than keeping your eyelids well moisturized.
 
2014-04-25 07:00:27 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: In my day, we'd get "gut-rock" moonshine from a dude that was.... well shady. Dirt cheap, tasted like hell, but got the job done.


I always thought it was "gut-rot".

In my day,...wait, it's still my day!!


/goes to get hairspray, dried mint, a bong, thick hand cream, a stepladder, two eggs, and other unmentionable items
 
2014-04-25 07:01:53 AM  

Resident Muslim: /goes to get hairspray, dried mint, a bong, thick hand cream, a stepladder, two eggs, and other unmentionable items


You..... I want to party with you.
 
2014-04-25 07:03:11 AM  
Crap, I forgot the two foot hose.
 
2014-04-25 07:04:07 AM  

abhorrent1: This is fake like smoking bed bugs right?


 You actually had to ask?!

Faker than a faking fakir caught with an extra snake down his trews...
 
2014-04-25 07:04:25 AM  
Well at least they aren't sticking it up their butt to get a buzz.  So that actually should be considered progress for today's youth.
 
2014-04-25 07:10:55 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: abhorrent1: This is fake like smoking bed bugs right?

 You actually had to ask?!

Faker than a faking fakir caught with an extra snake down his trews...


Well teens are pretty stupid. Who the hell knows what those idiots are trying.
 
2014-04-25 07:12:35 AM  
I'm pretty sure this isn't new. I've seen people doing this with minty stuff 20 years ago.
 
2014-04-25 07:17:43 AM  
This is the funniest dark thread since 04
 
2014-04-25 07:19:18 AM  
If you believe this you'll believe anything.
 
2014-04-25 07:22:58 AM  

mongbiohazard: If you believe this you'll believe anything.


This.

"Frank, we have too much dead space. Fix that"
"Right you are, boss."
"Pete, put the bong down and pose next to this goat for 2 bucks".

Headline: Disturbing new trend sees teens huffing goats. Experts concerned it may lead to belief in SateHen!

This crud is older than print.
 
2014-04-25 07:25:55 AM  
I don't understand teenagers getting drunk or high. Everything is still awesome.
 
2014-04-25 07:30:56 AM  

moothemagiccow: I don't understand teenagers getting drunk or high. Everything is still awesome.


You're a musician who doesn't understand kids getting high? A rare breed right here - also Carrboro - come one.
 
2014-04-25 07:34:04 AM  

Pocket Ninja: ....posts full of awesome...


If this thread doesn't convince you to favorite PN then nothing will.

*slow clap*
*faster clap*
*uproarious applause*
 
mhd
2014-04-25 07:37:25 AM  
And all we had was that banana recipe from the Anarchist's Cookbook...
 
2014-04-25 07:40:12 AM  
But did they misbehave?

/not obscure here
//pretty obscure in the clean world.
 
2014-04-25 07:40:17 AM  

Pocket Ninja: We've also seen, in some areas of the Midwest, a new fad that teens are called "glassing." It involves a group of girls, usually four or five, meeting up with a boy who wears glasses. The girls undress him and take turns fondling his genitals with one hand while they hold his glasses beneath his crotch. Whoever is holding the glasses when he ejaculates must then wear them for the rest of the night, despite the fact that they're not even the correct prescription for her. There have been reports of severe eye strain, and local ophthalmologists have expressed dire concern over possible long-term consequences.



It's true! I just heard about it on my way back from the latest Rainbow Party!
 
2014-04-25 07:40:30 AM  

mhd: And all we had was that banana recipe from the Anarchist's Cookbook...


Which blew out your eye.
 
2014-04-25 07:41:51 AM  
Also called "Cheesing" or "Mary Jane Piss In Your Face Fun Time".
 
2014-04-25 07:46:14 AM  

ongbok: and all we had in my day were the lick and peel tattoos that contained LSD


I know, right. Life is hard for youngsters today.
 
2014-04-25 07:47:31 AM  
Do kids today even smoke pot anymore?
 
2014-04-25 07:58:45 AM  

soupafi: Do kids today even smoke pot anymore?


They vaporize it. Personally I don't see the point of smoking without the violent coughing fits, that's half the fun.
 
2014-04-25 08:01:34 AM  
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2014-04-25 08:01:44 AM  
That's nothing. Nationwide there is a disturbing trend called competitive eating. Participants attempt to eat as much of a designated food as they can in a short amount of time, usually for something called bragging rights which we are sure is slang for a drug. Experts fear this trend could lead to weight gain, heartburn, and indigestion. Also some experts fear human extinction because seriously who wants to have sex with someone who just ate 60 chicken wings or 2 dozen hot dogs? Parents are advised to watch for their children saying things like "I'm going to enter that competitive eating contest!" or "I just won a t-shirt for eating a whole bunch of donuts!"
 
2014-04-25 08:07:23 AM  

a_feral_duck: That's nothing. Nationwide there is a disturbing trend called competitive eating. Participants attempt to eat as much of a designated food as they can in a short amount of time, usually for something called bragging rights which we are sure is slang for a drug. Experts fear this trend could lead to weight gain, heartburn, and indigestion. Also some experts fear human extinction because seriously who wants to have sex with someone who just ate 60 chicken wings or 2 dozen hot dogs? Parents are advised to watch for their children saying things like "I'm going to enter that competitive eating contest!" or "I just won a t-shirt for eating a whole bunch of donuts!"


or...can someone bend down and tie my crocks for me?
 
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