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(Sun Sentinel)   Would-be bank robber walks into Chase bank, selects a teller protected by bulletproof glass. Flustered, he leaves behind his ransom note, which contained his full name, making things easier for the FBI   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-25 12:02:10 AM
It could always be easier.  Story would have been better if he dropped his wallet or asked to fill out a job application first.
 
2014-04-25 12:04:49 AM
But, agents said, he left his stickup note behind. His demands had been penned on the back of an online job application form

He printed out an online form to fill out? Man, this guy is determined to do EVERYTHING wrong.
 
2014-04-25 12:21:55 AM
Did he have a gub?
 
2014-04-25 05:49:55 AM
Was he in Chicago?
/s
 
2014-04-25 05:59:40 AM
fark Chase.

Chase Bank exploiting FDIC warning to close accounts of adult entertainers, sex workers

They're worried about their reputation. That's a laugh.
 
2014-04-25 06:47:52 AM

fusillade762: But, agents said, he left his stickup note behind. His demands had been penned on the back of an online job application form

He printed out an online form to fill out? Man, this guy is determined to do EVERYTHING wrong.


Obviously wants to stay in a Federal Hotel.


Can't we just horsewhip people like this and send them on their way?


/truth be told, for some, this is the last attempt to find a way to feed themselves.
//Surprised more homeless don't end up staging their own "stick up" more often.
 
2014-04-25 06:50:43 AM

fusillade762: They're worried about their reputation. That's a laugh.


They'll do whatever the f*ck they want to do. All those bribes and kickbacks campaign contributions have to be payed back someway.
 
2014-04-25 06:54:06 AM
became upset when she was handed a microwaved version.

What do you want for 75 cents? An artisanal, hand dipped corn dog made by Brooklyn hipsters?
 
2014-04-25 07:00:06 AM

abhorrent1: What do you want for 75 cents? An artisanal, hand dipped corn dog made by Brooklyn hipsters?


I think you're looking for the corn dog thread, bro. Best thing about this area is that we have a place where the combo deals are insane - cheeseburger, corn dog, and quesadilla? Yeah, that will be like 5 bucks. And it's pretty good.
 
2014-04-25 07:01:09 AM
How do you know he didn't want to get caught?

People with no savings/bankrupt have the option of "robbing" a bank to get a government funded retirement where they have more rights, free room and board and all the ghey sex they want.
 
2014-04-25 07:11:20 AM
Not easy enough. He's still at large two weeks later.
 
2014-04-25 08:21:04 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I assume this is the man they're seeking?
 
2014-04-25 08:24:50 AM
Artie Lange flirting again?
 
2014-04-25 08:25:12 AM
There was a guy in NJ who wrote his demand note on the back of his electric bill, they gave him a bag of money with a dye pack in it and the cops arrived at his house 20 minutes later to find the dumbass on the couch covered in blue dye trying to wash the money.
 
2014-04-25 09:02:40 AM
That dude doesn't deserve the rep that bank robbers have in prison. They should just kick him in the ass, scold him, and then make him walk home.
 
2014-04-25 10:25:25 AM
Cousin Felipe, you're such the amateur.

rightweb.irc-online.org
 
2014-04-25 11:46:34 AM
"I have a Gub!"
 
2014-04-25 11:49:25 AM
Ransom note?
Was he planning to kidnap the bank?
 
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