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(Gawker)   Finally, there is a way to make breaking up by text message classy. Thanks Instagram   (gawker.com) divider line 33
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9405 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2014 at 2:16 AM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-24 11:55:55 PM
Slow news day?
 
2014-04-25 02:35:32 AM
I'll just send her a picture of my dinner with the hashtag #WeNeedToTalk
 
2014-04-25 02:37:05 AM
I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.
 
2014-04-25 02:37:35 AM
On the flip side, it'll serve as a douch warning for the next person, provided they check.
 
2014-04-25 02:39:26 AM
" U+Me= :-( " not good enough anymore?
 
2014-04-25 02:43:18 AM
I've gotta be in the gym in 26 minutes.  Lov yur ass, gotta go.
 
2014-04-25 02:46:19 AM

pippi longstocking: I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.


Give it 10 years.
 
2014-04-25 02:46:37 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

"In my country, when you want to break up with a girl, you say 'I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee'. And then you throw dog poop on her shoes."
 
2014-04-25 02:46:45 AM
still no fix for Gawker links
 
2014-04-25 02:50:20 AM
GTG🏃KTHXBY💔

/does Fark accept emoticons anyway?
 
2014-04-25 02:53:26 AM
I've had the "no word at all" break up. She literally disappeared.....
 
2014-04-25 02:53:33 AM

pippi longstocking: I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.


You prefer the previous generation's "ignore the answering machine messages" approach?

/never understood this previous generation picking on the next generation, you made it happen.
 
2014-04-25 02:54:55 AM

Resident Muslim: pippi longstocking: I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.

You prefer the previous generation's "ignore the answering machine messages" approach?

/never understood this previous generation picking on the next generation, you made it happen.


Not all of us make like good citizens and produce taxpayers.
 
2014-04-25 02:55:24 AM
I'm breaking up with you, before you to me do.  Electric Boogaloo 2.
 
2014-04-25 03:05:55 AM
She's cute...I can't imagine breaking up with her in such a publicly humiliating way.
 
2014-04-25 03:11:05 AM
Well...bye
 
2014-04-25 03:48:58 AM
"Breaking up in public"

Is there a way to make it a capital offense?
 
2014-04-25 04:07:20 AM
How to break up in public: don't.

Unclassy, pretentious, and all kinds of douche.
 
2014-04-25 04:10:25 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: How to break up in public: don't.

Unclassy, pretentious, and all kinds of douche.


I think you just described the punk kid in the article almost perfectly. Almost.

You left out "punchable face".
 
2014-04-25 04:27:14 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: How to break up in public: don't.

Unclassy, pretentious, and all kinds of douche.

I think you just described the punk kid in the article almost perfectly. Almost.

You left out "punchable face".


I apologize for my omission.
 
Al!
2014-04-25 05:03:19 AM
Any breakup of a serious relationship is at least deserving of a handwritten note and a swift, she's-at-work-so-we-have-another-6-hours move.  Anything less is disrespectful.
 
2014-04-25 06:48:34 AM

Resident Muslim: GTG🏃KTHXBY💔

/does Fark accept emoticons anyway?


GTG🏃KTHXBY💔
How did you do that?
 
2014-04-25 07:02:48 AM

Resident Muslim: GTG🏃KTHXBY💔

/does Fark accept emoticons anyway?


🚺🚺💩☕
 
2014-04-25 08:26:19 AM
We shdn't fk ne more.  K? Thnx.
 
2014-04-25 08:42:13 AM
Cropping a photo is news?

Next up:  person finds slices of bread.  SLICES...OF...BREAD.  WOW!!
 
2014-04-25 08:43:00 AM

pippi longstocking: I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.


your grandparents said the same of yours, their grandparents said the same, etc etc
 
2014-04-25 08:55:38 AM
I had a chick break up with me by email of a YouTube music video. It was rather baffling. She definitely was high up the crazy x fun-in-the-sack curve.
 
2014-04-25 11:06:17 AM

Mad_Radhu: Resident Muslim: GTG🏃KTHXBY💔

/does Fark accept emoticons anyway?

🚺🚺💩☕


Crap. Is everybody gonna try this now?

'Cause I am.

💔💉🐙🍟🔥💲📍🎓📰🏦🚑⛔🕔🚫🔞🔙🔯⚣⚧🚽

Oh boy. I predict Fark threads are about to become a whole new level of annoying.

/possibly will be guilty
 
2014-04-25 11:26:25 AM

brimed03: Mad_Radhu: Resident Muslim: GTG🏃KTHXBY💔

/does Fark accept emoticons anyway?

🚺🚺💩☕

Crap. Is everybody gonna try this now?

'Cause I am.

💔💉🐙🍟🔥💲📍🎓📰🏦🚑⛔🕔🚫🔞🔙🔯⚣⚧🚽

Oh boy. I predict Fark threads are about to become a whole new level of annoying.

/possibly will be guilty


Dear God.

We are going to go back to the days of animated clapping smileys.

👏😀
 
2014-04-25 11:27:06 AM

gerbilpox: " U+Me= :-( " not good enough anymore?


ME 8-----> HER != YOU is better
 
2014-04-25 11:50:46 AM

pippi longstocking: I've never seen such an self-centered, stupid, ignorant generation.


That's why I'm single and my list of close friends is ever-dwindling.

/Ok, it's one of the reasons
 
2014-04-25 11:53:33 AM
Even worse than the girl that broke up with me via email. Good thing about that it was between me and her not me, her and her 300 followers.
 
2014-04-25 01:54:13 PM

groppet: Even worse than the girl that broke up with me via email. Good thing about that it was between me and her not me, her and her 300 followers.


You didn't see the "bcc" field.
 
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