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(Daily Mail)   Man walks through town center squirting women with a water pistol filled with his own urine, now finds himself in a wee bit of trouble   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2014-04-24 04:11:16 PM  
a fellow could have a pretty good time with a squirt gun filled with his own urine.
 
2014-04-24 04:44:00 PM  
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "pee-shooter"
 
2014-04-24 04:47:19 PM  
If he shot me with that thing, I swear to god I would be so pissed on.
 
2014-04-24 05:22:18 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-24 05:23:45 PM  
The women were later fined for filing a false police report after admitting they were just taking the piss.
 
2014-04-24 05:45:07 PM  
You're in trouble mister!
 
2014-04-24 05:46:10 PM  
Thereby substantiating the theory that a gun is a metaphorical penis.
 
2014-04-24 05:46:32 PM  
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in out gene pool.
 
2014-04-24 05:46:38 PM  
Better than the guy in ABQ that was filling a squirt gun with, well, the other fluid that can come from a guy's pecker and squirting kids with it.
 
2014-04-24 05:47:59 PM  
when the two distressed women reported being sprayed with an 'familiar tasting substance'.

interdasting.
 
2014-04-24 05:48:29 PM  
cdn4.edenfantasies.com

Picture of the squirt gun.
 
2014-04-24 05:48:38 PM  
He's a real whiz at getting in trouble, huh?
 
2014-04-24 05:49:31 PM  
Was it fresh urine? It's sterile then, you know.
 
2014-04-24 05:49:41 PM  
Pew, pew, pew....ewwwww
 
2014-04-24 05:50:28 PM  
Dad?
 
2014-04-24 05:53:25 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Quite the happy little pisser, aint he? Just having himself a wee bit o' fun. No complaints at all until some cop told him "Yer in trouble."
 
2014-04-24 05:53:53 PM  

FTGodWin: Was it fresh urine? It's sterile then, you know.


ok, YOU drink it.
 
2014-04-24 05:56:10 PM  
I wonder how he got the urine in to the water gun. I've had a lot of urine tests and I've won my share of pissing contests but accuracy isn't a high scorer. I usually get better numbers with volume, color, range, smell(*) and frothyness.

* With and without Asparagus enhancer
 
2014-04-24 05:56:57 PM  
At least it wasn't someone else's urine - that would have been weird.
 
2014-04-24 05:57:31 PM  
Squirters, they are special.
 
2014-04-24 05:57:42 PM  
Water pistol?

Amateur.
 
2014-04-24 05:57:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I wonder how he got the urine in to the water gun.


another article said his penis was tiny enough to fit in the hole of the squirt gun.
 
2014-04-24 05:58:57 PM  
Could have been worse..
 
2014-04-24 05:58:59 PM  
I wonder if he refers to himself as "The Wiz"


rangers.scottlucas.com
 
2014-04-24 06:00:08 PM  
www.erowid.org
 
2014-04-24 06:03:05 PM  
And yet people were biatching about a dude peeing in a pond in Portland.
 
2014-04-24 06:04:19 PM  
I bet those women were pissed.
 
2014-04-24 06:05:19 PM  
What a complete waste. He had one chance to shoot people with a urine filled water pistol and had to shoot at random people when there are perfectly viable EDL marches and orange walks to target.
 
2014-04-24 06:08:55 PM  
static.giantbomb.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-04-24 06:10:05 PM  
'At's a right wicked pissah 'at is.
 
2014-04-24 06:13:36 PM  

pjc51: At least it wasn't someone else's urine - that would have been weird.


We don't really know who's urine it was, do we? You can't really dust for urine.
imaguitarist.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-24 06:14:02 PM  
Does it really matter whose urine it was?
 
2014-04-24 06:21:42 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 600x480]


non-Daily Mail source
 
2014-04-24 06:27:20 PM  
Guy in bar: "Hey Ian, bet you 200 pounds you can't squirt your pee on a couple people."
Mr Wilson: "Challenge accepted!"
 
2014-04-24 06:27:54 PM  
At least it wasn't DMSO-laced arsenic or something like that.

/obscure?
 
2014-04-24 06:29:29 PM  
Farking Germans.
 
2014-04-24 06:31:11 PM  
I don't think £50 is enough.
 
2014-04-24 06:34:16 PM  

snake_beater: At least it wasn't DMSO-laced arsenic or something like that.

/obscure?


I don't know where that originates, but it's a shiatty thing to think about mixing together. DMSO goes through skin like water through cheesecloth.
 
2014-04-24 06:46:00 PM  
I wish I got off on weird shiat.  Life would be so much more interesting.
 
2014-04-24 06:54:50 PM  
very, very obscure

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-24 06:56:28 PM  
Eoin Love unavailable for comment.
 
2014-04-24 07:00:10 PM  
What a pisser

Cloudy with a chance of golden showers
 
2014-04-24 07:00:15 PM  
Let's be honest.  Of all the bodily fluids a stranger could possibly squirt onto you, which would you choose?  Hey, I'm just a glass-half-full* kinda guy.

*of urine, natch
 
2014-04-24 07:01:59 PM  
Wanted for questioning

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-24 07:04:53 PM  
Is this sort of thing a modern development or have dudes always done weird shiat like this? Like a dude in 12th century Anjou just filling a bucket full of piss and throwing it at women in the town square and then jacking off over it. You think that happened back then?
 
2014-04-24 07:06:32 PM  
At least he didnt put it in their Coke.
 
2014-04-24 07:08:31 PM  
badassmemes.com
 
2014-04-24 07:09:29 PM  

Foxxinnia: Is this sort of thing a modern development or have dudes always done weird shiat like this? Like a dude in 12th century Anjou just filling a bucket full of piss and throwing it at women in the town square and then jacking off over it. You think that happened back then?


At least twice a day
 
2014-04-24 07:15:21 PM  

Precision Boobery: Let's be honest.  Of all the bodily fluids a stranger could possibly squirt onto you, which would you choose?  Hey, I'm just a glass-half-full* kinda guy.

*of urine, natch


Tears.
 
2014-04-24 07:18:19 PM  

Foxxinnia: Is this sort of thing a modern development or have dudes always done weird shiat like this? Like a dude in 12th century Anjou just filling a bucket full of piss and throwing it at women in the town square and then jacking off over it. You think that happened back then?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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