If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Raw Story)   Once again let's be clear on this: every "horny 16-year old girl" that wants to chat online is really an undercover cop-unless they are a youth pastor who is trying to catfish young boys into sending him naked selfies   (rawstory.com) divider line 67
    More: Sick, youth pastor, broadcasts  
•       •       •

5774 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2014 at 5:34 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



67 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-04-24 03:54:02 PM  
Hope springs eternal, they can't all be cops.

I wonder how much Bieber and other teen girl crap these cops have to learn for this duty. I mean the job itself is pretty cushy, but the training has to drive a man insane.
 
2014-04-24 04:01:42 PM  
Good luck, he's behind 7 proxies- oh, wait, different facebook accounts all with the same IP address? LOL
 
2014-04-24 04:03:51 PM  
Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.
 
2014-04-24 04:32:16 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.


That is tragic.
 
2014-04-24 04:38:34 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

That is tragic.


Not really.Any 16 year old who can't get laid in real life has to be a land whale.
 
2014-04-24 05:37:33 PM  
Suffer the little children to come unto me
 
2014-04-24 05:38:01 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.


This guy's God Squad. He was looking for YOUNGER boys.
 
2014-04-24 05:38:43 PM  
Well, there's also the news show guys.
 
2014-04-24 05:39:07 PM  
It's cool. He's involved with Christianity, so he can just utilize prayer as a substitute for and legal ramifications.
 
2014-04-24 05:39:27 PM  
Except for when they actually are a 16 year old girl. To be fair, I met her in person first.
 
2014-04-24 05:39:31 PM  
There's a lot of sick dudes in this great state of Indianer. I really hate living here. Bloomington is the only decent place to live IMO.
 
2014-04-24 05:39:45 PM  

Mugato: JoieD'Zen: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

That is tragic.

Not really.Any 16 year old who can't get laid in real life has to be a land whale.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-24 05:40:28 PM  
"catfish" is not a verb
 
2014-04-24 05:40:47 PM  
Catfish is a stupid verb.
 
2014-04-24 05:43:24 PM  
www.rawstory.com

images.starpulse.com
 
2014-04-24 05:43:39 PM  
Was he not aware of internet porn?
 
2014-04-24 05:47:40 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.


As the actual prince of Nigeria, I know the pain.

/Seriously people, I NEED to move this oil money right now
 
2014-04-24 05:49:07 PM  

doglover: "catfish" is not a verb


mcreadyblue: Catfish is a stupid verb.


From Wiki (not definitive)

On the internet, a "catfish" is a person who creates fake personal profiles on social media sites-pretending to be someone more outwardly appealing than his/her true self, by using someone else's pictures and false biographical information. These "catfish" usually intend to trick an unsuspecting person or persons into falling in love with them. The term "catfish" is derived from the title of a 2010 documentary film, in which filmmaker Nev Schulman discovers that the 20-something woman he'd been carrying on an online relationship with had not been honest in describing herself.

The first sentence is somewhat true - except that it is not restricted to social media sites.  The term "catfishing" (rather than cat-FISTING for the gay furries in our audience) hails from the IRC days (and probably before that).  A better definition would be to "putting intentionally false but alluring information out there (for whatever reason) to see 'who bites'".

At least in my experience.  Then again, expired gouda cheese mixed with Raisin Bran is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-04-24 05:49:07 PM  

Russ1642: Was he not aware of internet porn?


I don't think he'd have faired much better looking for internet porn featuring 12 to 14 year old boys.
 
2014-04-24 05:49:48 PM  

doglover: "catfish" is not a verb


It's as cromulent as antiquing.
 
2014-04-24 05:51:52 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Except for when they actually are a 16 year old girl. To be fair, I met her in person first.

I had sex multiple times with a sixteen year old girl. it was farking awesome!
/to be fair I was 16 years old at the time.
//and I ended up marrying her.
///it's kind of a sad story for all involved.

 
2014-04-24 05:52:40 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.


I think horny 16 year old girls who want older men can find the local community college "quad" area easy enough.
 
2014-04-24 05:57:24 PM  
Hathan Nasty.
 
2014-04-24 05:57:45 PM  

K3rmy: doglover: "catfish" is not a verb

mcreadyblue: Catfish is a stupid verb.

From Wiki (not definitive)

On the internet, a "catfish" is a person who creates fake personal profiles on social media sites-pretending to be someone more outwardly appealing than his/her true self, by using someone else's pictures and false biographical information. These "catfish" usually intend to trick an unsuspecting person or persons into falling in love with them. The term "catfish" is derived from the title of a 2010 documentary film, in which filmmaker Nev Schulman discovers that the 20-something woman he'd been carrying on an online relationship with had not been honest in describing herself.

The first sentence is somewhat true - except that it is not restricted to social media sites.  The term "catfishing" (rather than cat-FISTING for the gay furries in our audience) hails from the IRC days (and probably before that).  A better definition would be to "putting intentionally false but alluring information out there (for whatever reason) to see 'who bites'".

At least in my experience.  Then again, expired gouda cheese mixed with Raisin Bran is a hell of a drug.


I know, I saw that movie. I was not convinced the guy smart enough to make and market a movie like that would let himself be conned for a whole year, unless it was to make a movie.

I never heard the term catfishing on IRC or Usenet. Trolling was the term I remember.
 
2014-04-24 05:59:37 PM  
I learned this when the internet first started...  Everyone on the internet is a 400 pound man.
 
2014-04-24 06:02:21 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Russ1642: Was he not aware of internet porn?

I don't think he'd have faired much better looking for internet porn featuring 12 to 14 year old boys.


Rule 34 invoked...there IS porn of it
 
2014-04-24 06:09:37 PM  

doglover: "catfish" is not a verb


thewaxfantastic.files.wordpress.com

Yeah. It's a pitcher.
 
2014-04-24 06:12:09 PM  
But I really am a horny 16 year old girl, I'm pedobearapproved
 
2014-04-24 06:12:22 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

As the actual prince of Nigeria, I know the pain.

/Seriously people, I NEED to move this oil money right now


Someday someone is actually going to invent a pill that makes your penis larger and that person will die penniless because nobody will buy them.
 
2014-04-24 06:12:24 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: doglover: "catfish" is not a verb

[thewaxfantastic.files.wordpress.com image 358x496]

Yeah. It's a pitcher.


He looks like a catcher.
 
2014-04-24 06:13:34 PM  

Mikeyworld: Epic Fap Session: Russ1642: Was he not aware of internet porn?

I don't think he'd have faired much better looking for internet porn featuring 12 to 14 year old boys.

Rule 34 invoked...there IS porn of it


I think the point was that he would have wound up just as arrested.
 
2014-04-24 06:18:53 PM  

Mugato: Danger Avoid Death: doglover: "catfish" is not a verb

[thewaxfantastic.files.wordpress.com image 358x496]

Yeah. It's a pitcher.

He looks like a catcher.


Goes both ways.
 
2014-04-24 06:22:05 PM  

Mugato: JoieD'Zen: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

That is tragic.

Not really.Any 16 year old who can't get laid in real life has to be a land whale.


Yeah, and?
 
2014-04-24 06:28:59 PM  
I really don't need an answer, but I'm sure there was a percentage of his request for young boys' nudes were met by older guys than himself.
 
2014-04-24 06:32:06 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Mugato: JoieD'Zen: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

That is tragic.

Not really.Any 16 year old who can't get laid in real life has to be a land whale.

Yeah, and?


I actually meant to say 16 year old girls. There are plenty of 16 year old males who can't get laid.
 
2014-04-24 06:49:20 PM  

pedobearapproved: But I really am a horny 16 year old girl, I'm pedobearapproved


i4.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-24 06:57:22 PM  
Pics or it didn't happ... oops.
 
2014-04-24 07:01:27 PM  

odinsposse: Someday someone is actually going to invent a pill that makes your penis larger and that person will die penniless because nobody will buy them.


Last I heard, those ads got a certain hit rate.  An incredibly tiny hit rate, but multiplied by the number of spams sent out, enough to drive an industry.
 
2014-04-24 07:03:50 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: doglover: "catfish" is not a verb

[thewaxfantastic.files.wordpress.com image 358x496]

Yeah. It's a pitcher.


Me and Stupid at the ball yard,
Throwing rocks to Rolling Stones.
He was Catfish Hunter,
I was Johnny Bench, and he would clench
That ball like the whole of the world.

/obscure?
 
2014-04-24 07:07:51 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Everyone on the internet is a 400 pound man.


BURP. Now where's that sponge on a stick?
 
2014-04-24 07:15:25 PM  
whoa, whoa let's all not be Hasty here....
 
2014-04-24 07:26:20 PM  
Wait, the real story is there are teenagers still on Facebook.  That is one for Snopes
 
2014-04-24 07:31:13 PM  

JohnCarter: Wait, the real story is there are teenagers still on Facebook.  That is one for Snopes


Has it gone the way of MySpace? I wasn't using Facebook before not using Facebook was cool.
 
2014-04-24 07:33:26 PM  
Better hope its the cops...
www.hoodedutilitarian.com
 
2014-04-24 07:40:48 PM  
Doesn't this just confirm that "youth pastor" is synonymous with "repressed gay"?
 
2014-04-24 07:47:03 PM  

Mugato: JoieD'Zen: Rev. Skarekroe: Somewhere there's a real horny 16 year old girl looking to hook up with older men who wonders why nobody believes her.

That is tragic.

Not really.Any 16 year old who can't get laid in real life has to be a land whale.


Hey guess what? I'm 16, thin, blond, with a tight hair pie. Me so hoooooorny. Hook up with me , YOLO. I'm no cop, *wink wink*
 
2014-04-24 07:48:49 PM  

MustardTiger: There's a lot of sick dudes in this great state of Indianer. I really hate living here. Bloomington is the only decent place to live IMO.


Not so sick, but the dude who farked my wife for a year was a married man from Indiana who moved to Texas. Seems that Indiana can be a more mild form of "Florida of the North/Midwest".
 
2014-04-24 07:50:13 PM  
I just assume everyone, *everyone* on the internet is a guy. Even Megarian and Grable's Daughter. Though they're admittedly very hot guys or have great taste in women.
 
2014-04-24 07:51:04 PM  

orclover: Better hope its the cops...


I farking love the punisher. Also, Thomas Jane was best punisher.
 
2014-04-24 07:51:46 PM  

pedobearapproved: But I really am a horny 16 year old girl, I'm pedobearapproved


[TooOld.jpg]
 
Displayed 50 of 67 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report