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(Faster Louder (Australia))   "Buying my album for $12 doesn't mean you get to finger me when I come to your city"   (fasterlouder.com.au) divider line 258
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2014-04-24 02:03:13 PM  
There is no decorum anymore.
 
2014-04-24 02:10:37 PM  
I was wondering if I should buy her album...I guess not.
 
2014-04-24 02:12:52 PM  
What if I buy 2 albums?

/Willing to go as high as 3.
//But for that, I get to do the shocker.
 
2014-04-24 02:19:23 PM  
She should raise the price of her albums, if that's all that's standing in the way.
 
2014-04-24 02:20:53 PM  
ok but what if I come to her city?
 
2014-04-24 02:27:12 PM  

BalugaJoe: There is no decorum anymore.


Anymore?

I remember going to concerts back in 1995 and seeing hapless girls groped while they crowd-surfed. This is not a new problem.
 
2014-04-24 02:29:36 PM  
so, buying an album does not give me carte blanche to molest the artist?  good to know.  guess I bought all those Kary Perry albums for nothing then.
 
2014-04-24 02:30:24 PM  
See guys? When somebody asks why I pirate MP3s, this sort of thing is the reason.
 
2014-04-24 02:32:56 PM  
Ummm, yes it does.
 
2014-04-24 02:33:17 PM  
In other news, Iggy Azalea's record sales plummet.  Executives can't put a finger on the reason why.
 
2014-04-24 02:33:23 PM  
storage.canoe.ca
I'll finger her when I want.  Here I go again. Surf this...

/Didn't even spend the 12 dollars...
 
2014-04-24 02:33:51 PM  
Has there EVER been a female crowd-surfer who was not groped?

Stupid should hurt.
 
2014-04-24 02:35:19 PM  
So, a pretty, white, Aussie rapper?  That's a bit different.

Crowd surfing is making the audience lay hands on you, anyway, all over you, so I guess the fingering would be a part of that.
 
2014-04-24 02:36:52 PM  

FTGodWin: Has there EVER been a female crowd-surfer who was not groped?


24.media.tumblr.com
Ask Katy Perry.
 
2014-04-24 02:37:38 PM  
What?!? It slipped!  Gawd!
 
2014-04-24 02:38:52 PM  
I think the only one who ever welcomed it was Courtney Love.  She'd bare her nipples and jump right in.

That said, the whole thing is tasteless and good for her for saying this.
 
2014-04-24 02:39:07 PM  
Rap fans mistreating women? Nonsense!
 
2014-04-24 02:39:21 PM  

Shostie: I remember going to concerts back in 1995 and seeing hapless girls groped while they crowd-surfed. This is not a new problem.


I remember this as well. What I found puzzling was after seeing some crowd-surfing girl get groped, I would see the same girl crowd-surfing and getting groped again five minutes later.
 
2014-04-24 02:39:57 PM  

Shostie: BalugaJoe: There is no decorum anymore.

Anymore?

I remember going to concerts back in 1995 and seeing hapless girls groped while they crowd-surfed. This is not a new problem.


Not new, yes. But problem? I don't see a problem here.
 
2014-04-24 02:40:05 PM  
 
2014-04-24 02:41:04 PM  
"Buying my album for $12 doesn't mean you get to finger me when I come to your city"

Of course not, you hold out until you get the whole $20.
 
2014-04-24 02:41:28 PM  
Give her enough money to make her next album, however...
 
2014-04-24 02:41:35 PM  

devilEther: I remember this as well. What I found puzzling was after seeing some crowd-surfing girl get groped, I would see the same girl crowd-surfing and getting groped again five minutes later.


My guess is that guys just threw her up there.

This thread will be blaming the women in no time, so I'm out.
 
2014-04-24 02:42:16 PM  

devilEther: I remember this as well. What I found puzzling was after seeing some crowd-surfing girl get groped, I would see the same girl crowd-surfing and getting groped again five minutes later.


Women have a much shorter refractory period than men.
 
2014-04-24 02:42:52 PM  
Crowd surfing has always struck me as somewhat dumb anyway.

Too much of a risk of getting dropped (or fingered I suppose).

Do a meet and greet if you really want to get close to your fans. It'll be more personal to them that way.
 
2014-04-24 02:42:58 PM  
12 bucks for an album?

She's right... she'd have to blow me to get me to pay that much for an album.
 
2014-04-24 02:43:24 PM  
I checked her music out after reading a similar story on another site and it's nothing special. IMO, she tries too hard to affect a "ghetto" accent and her rapping is pretty much Lil Wayne-tier. However, in regards to her getting fingered, it's one thing to get errant gropes while crowd surfing although I'd argue people should be able to keep from actually grabbing certain parts. However, it's quite another to actually be vaginally penetrated by your supposed fans. Some fans even go so far as to tweet, in advance, that they are going to her show to try and finger her. That's just not on.

/she is pretty hot, though
 
2014-04-24 02:43:32 PM  

mcsiegs: devilEther: I remember this as well. What I found puzzling was after seeing some crowd-surfing girl get groped, I would see the same girl crowd-surfing and getting groped again five minutes later.

My guess is that guys just threw her up there.

This thread will be blaming the women in no time, so I'm out.


heh.  If your friends are crowd-surfing you against your will, you have very bad friends.
 
2014-04-24 02:46:17 PM  
Only one person gets to finger Iggy Azalea in concert:

www.mtvhive.com

And that person is, Iggy Azalea!
 
2014-04-24 02:47:34 PM  
That's why country music rocks.

Willie Nelson lets me give him a reacharound for every new song I buy.  A much better deal BTW.
 
2014-04-24 02:47:42 PM  
www.physicianschoiceinsurance.com
Putting your finger in the dyke is okay for the Dutch... Might land you in the hospital elsewhere.
 
2014-04-24 02:47:46 PM  
29 comments and only one pichers

\whar pichers whar?
 
2014-04-24 02:48:20 PM  
Iggy got fingered? Daddy would you like some sausage?
 
2014-04-24 02:49:35 PM  

dittybopper: What if I buy 2 albums?

/Willing to go as high as 3.
//But for that, I get to do the shocker.


What's the thumb for? The thumb's for rubbin'!
 
2014-04-24 02:50:57 PM  
That's why I don't buy albums anymore. No perks.
 
2014-04-24 02:51:11 PM  

PRIME Supernintendo Chalmers: 29 comments and only one pichers

\whar pichers whar?


The new version of NoScript that was pushed out this morning is preventing me from posting pictures, and I don't have time to figure out how to correct my settings.

http://i.imgur.com/jtUVidU.jpg
 
2014-04-24 02:51:21 PM  

firemanbuck: That's why country music rocks.

Willie Nelson lets me give him a reacharound for every new song I buy.  A much better deal BTW.


Back when Waylon Jennings was still alive, Waylon and Willie would not only put me on the rotisserie, but sing the entire Waylon and Willie album between sweet, savage thrusts and grunts.
 
2014-04-24 02:51:21 PM  

dittybopper: What if I buy 2 albums?

/Willing to go as high as 3.
//But for that, I get to do the shocker.


www.inmusicwetrust.com
I can only imagine what goes down at their shows.
 
2014-04-24 02:52:48 PM  

mcsiegs: devilEther: I remember this as well. What I found puzzling was after seeing some crowd-surfing girl get groped, I would see the same girl crowd-surfing and getting groped again five minutes later.

My guess is that guys just threw her up there.

This thread will be blaming the women in no time, so I'm out.


How dare we expect them to use common sense?
 
2014-04-24 02:52:59 PM  
So how much for that?  Do I have to buy VIP tickets.
 
2014-04-24 02:53:18 PM  
All I can think is Brooke Candy wants everything about this chick's style, flow and delivery back.
 
2014-04-24 02:53:19 PM  

Wellon Dowd: PRIME Supernintendo Chalmers: 29 comments and only one pichers

\whar pichers whar?

The new version of NoScript that was pushed out this morning is preventing me from posting pictures, and I don't have time to figure out how to correct my settings.

http://i.imgur.com/jtUVidU.jpg


That's her? Don't really recognize her. Oh well. Hoping for booty thread.
 
2014-04-24 02:53:31 PM  
This is a morning show on one of the biggest radio stations in the biggest market in the US? They're not even wearing headphones. Hipster beard, faux urban accent.

Listen to that reaction when she says "they try to finger me". There's no constructed pacing, they're clearly caught off guard and don't know how to handle that stuff. You'd think by the time you get to NYC, you're quick on your feet and how to properly respond in a way that makes it entertaining. Instead we get a panicked "oh no, people shouldn't do that".

Maybe that's what I get for listening to howard stern all the time. The bar is set really high, there's just no one even approaching it anymore.
 
2014-04-24 02:54:11 PM  
Well, maybe not style, Brooke Candy isn't trying to look preppy. AT ALL.
 
2014-04-24 02:54:33 PM  
They don't call her Bowling Ball for nothing
 
2014-04-24 02:54:57 PM  

tinyarena: Only one person gets to finger Iggy Azalea in concert:


i.dailymail.co.uk i.dailymail.co.uk i.dailymail.co.uk


Here's a BONUS that is NSFW
 
2014-04-24 02:56:29 PM  
Is this some kind of weird Kickstarter reward? For $12 you get her album? For $100 you get to finger her?
 
2014-04-24 02:56:41 PM  
(mobile, so can't really edit)

She added that the attacks were more frequently perpetrated by female fans. "Girls will try to do it more than guys 'cause girls think it's cool, like, 'We both got vaginas, it's fine.' Doesn't make it OK."
 
2014-04-24 02:57:34 PM  
Just do her on stage; now that's a concert I would go see...

nsfw
http://www.xvideos.com/video166979/farking_live_on_stage
 
2014-04-24 02:58:04 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
You don't want to know what happened when I bought this album.
 
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