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(The Wire)   After being accused of not doing enough to prevent sexual violence on campus, Columbia University officials apparently decided to make it up to the gals by making them a cake, you know, a real nice one with flowers and everything   (thewire.com ) divider line
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2014-04-24 12:55:03 PM  
The phrase "Sexual Violence" should never be written on a cake for any reason.
 
2014-04-24 12:57:01 PM  

Delta1212: The phrase "Sexual Violence" should never be written on a cake for any reason.


Well, perhaps if you were catering a Fetish ball....
 
2014-04-24 01:25:33 PM  

Magorn: Delta1212: The phrase "Sexual Violence" should never be written on a cake for any reason.

Well, perhaps if you were catering a Fetish ball....


The safe word is "icing."
 
2014-04-24 01:39:39 PM  
It was better than the sexual violence themed Sadie Hawkins dance.
 
2014-04-24 01:52:25 PM  
Cake culture, not Rape culture!

It's like "Hugs, not Drugs!"
 
2014-04-24 01:59:17 PM  
They should have got a cheesecake
 
2014-04-24 02:11:47 PM  
Hmm.. cake or rape?
 
2014-04-24 02:13:40 PM  
Best Wishes

Under Neath that

We will miss you
 
2014-04-24 02:18:12 PM  
What's the goddamn problem here? Biatches LOVE cake.
 
2014-04-24 02:20:04 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Hmm.. cake or rape?


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2014-04-24 02:20:24 PM  
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to rape you,
And be boys here do to!
 
2014-04-24 02:20:44 PM  
"Shut up b*tch and quit screa......WHOA nevermind....they have cake!!!!"
 
2014-04-24 02:21:12 PM  
Somewhere there is a person on the university payroll who thought this was a good idea.
 
2014-04-24 02:21:42 PM  
Maybe the thinking was:

Step 1) Let them eat cake.
Step 2) They get fat.
Step 3) Nobody wants to rape fatties. Problem solved.
 
2014-04-24 02:22:03 PM  
Hey, it's the thought that counts.  </sarcasm>
 
2014-04-24 02:22:55 PM  
Was the cake sprinkled with caviar?
 
2014-04-24 02:23:09 PM  
Does it ooze red-raspberry filling when you cut it?
 
2014-04-24 02:23:17 PM  
images.sodahead.com

/warm - just like cake left out because no one ate it...
 
GBB
2014-04-24 02:23:28 PM  
I found the box the cake came in:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-24 02:24:55 PM  
I really don't get what the problem is?

"Red roses so perfectly capture the romance of sexual violence. "

Say what?  So, if I like red roses, I'm obviously a rapist, right?  The romance of sexual violence?  Seriously?
 
2014-04-24 02:25:30 PM  
Said the Dean, "Ladies, if I knew you weren't coming I wouldn't have baked you a cake"
 
2014-04-24 02:26:36 PM  
Photoshoppers to arms! Somebody change that to say 'Sorry about the raping' with a sad face
 
2014-04-24 02:26:53 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: JoieD'Zen: Hmm.. cake or rape?

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www.gossipreporter.com
 
2014-04-24 02:27:43 PM  
Something something... mouthful of Betty Crocker.
 
2014-04-24 02:28:26 PM  
They were probably dressed provocatively!
 
2014-04-24 02:28:47 PM  
What kind of cake?

www.thebraiser.com

SEXY!
 
2014-04-24 02:29:35 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I really don't get what the problem is?

"Red roses so perfectly capture the romance of sexual violence. "

Say what?  So, if I like red roses, I'm obviously a rapist, right?  The romance of sexual violence?  Seriously?


I think that was sarcasm.
 
2014-04-24 02:29:36 PM  
So, what's under the white icing and roses?
 
2014-04-24 02:30:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-24 02:30:27 PM  
"Red roses so perfectly capture the romance of sexual violence."



Would they prefer something else... a cactus or what not?
 
2014-04-24 02:30:27 PM  

JackieRabbit: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to rape you,
And be boys here do to!


I hope that's autocorrected
 
2014-04-24 02:32:12 PM  
Oh, a rape cake, you shouldn't have!

/giddy jump and clap
 
2014-04-24 02:33:42 PM  
I bet they ate the cake though.
 
2014-04-24 02:33:48 PM  
I'm surprised that the GOP hasn't trademarked the term "rape cake."
 
2014-04-24 02:34:10 PM  

Mega Steve: JackieRabbit: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to rape you,
And be boys here do to!

I hope that's autocorrected


Yeah, but, hey, what ever gets you thorough the night. We have to be tolerant and accepting of who gets raped by whom.
 
2014-04-24 02:34:56 PM  

Bermuda59: I'm surprised that the GOP hasn't trademarked the term "rape cake."


Was this rape cake, or rape rape cake?
 
2014-04-24 02:37:27 PM  
Why is everyone so concerned about cake rape? Does that even happen. I saw a movie once where a pie was violated, and nobody got all indignant over that.

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2014-04-24 02:37:27 PM  

JackieRabbit: Mega Steve: JackieRabbit: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to rape you,
And be boys here do to!

I hope that's autocorrected

Yeah, but, hey, what ever gets you thorough the night. We have to be tolerant and accepting of who gets raped by whom.


It's the "And be boys here do to!" part that gave me trouble
 
2014-04-24 02:38:30 PM  
Isn't it sexual violence awareness month?
 
2014-04-24 02:39:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-24 02:40:24 PM  
Roses are red
My balls are blue?
 
2014-04-24 02:40:50 PM  
Chicks eat the cake, they get fat, dudes don't want to rape them anymore. Pretty clever, really.
 
2014-04-24 02:40:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I bet they ate the cake though.


Who doesn't love cake?
 
2014-04-24 02:42:18 PM  
This is just a warning: There are predators in this world. There is prey in this world. Yes, rape is horrible. Yes, rape should be punished. Then again, the one common theme in all prey that is victimized (whether human or animal) is that it made itself available to the predator through a series of mistakes. Don't help put yourself in a stupid situation. Inebriated and alone? Dumb. Separating yourself from friend groups and being alone with someone of the opposite sex? Dumb. No, this isn't blaming the victim, it's a warning for you. Don't be prey.

I realize this isn't the popular opinion, and that young women should be able to do anything. The problem is that there are predators in this world, and no amount of 'administrative' help is going to make them go away. No amount of help can undo what has been done. 'Tis better if the predator isn't able to victimize you at all. I realize that you might really want to think that your bestest male buddy, like you, has never (ever) thought of sex with you. I'll give you a hint: if he's a healthy heterosexual (or bisexual) male, and you are attractive enough, he has. Given the opportunity, he probably will try to have sex with you at some point. Don't be prey.

Also, don't be ambiguous. Say 'No' clearly, directly, and mean it. Say that you don't want to have sex in a manner that is clear and unambiguous, 'No, I don't want to have sex with you.' or if you're afraid of hurting his feelings, 'No, you're a great friend but I don't want to have sex with you.' These are unambiguous, and if he continues he is (without a shadow of a doubt) raping you.

Finally, be smart: Should he rape you (after you unambiguously tell him no), go to the hospital as soon as you can get away. Don't wait, don't worry about anything else. You've gotten out alive, and now you have to make sure he never does it to you (or anyone else) again. Don't even think about the school, go to the cops. Cops hate rapists, and the ones that handle sexual assault cases regularly hate them even more than regular cops.
 
2014-04-24 02:46:05 PM  
The cake was a bad idea, but having that Nirvana cover band playing "Rape Me" over and over was way out of line.
 
2014-04-24 02:46:07 PM  
Cake and Cunnilingus Day was last week, guys.
 
2014-04-24 02:46:18 PM  
That farker better been a red velvet.
 
2014-04-24 02:46:25 PM  
Maybe if the cake was given complete with the past rapists leaping out screaming and holding their bleeding castrated equipment in their hands while burning candles are stuck in their eyes.
 
GBB
2014-04-24 02:48:44 PM  

inglixthemad: This is just a warning: There are predators in this world. There is prey in this world. Yes, rape is horrible. Yes, rape should be punished. Then again, the one common theme in all prey that is victimized (whether human or animal) is that it made itself available to the predator through a series of mistakes. Don't help put yourself in a stupid situation. Inebriated and alone? Dumb. Separating yourself from friend groups and being alone with someone of the opposite sex? Dumb. No, this isn't blaming the victim, it's a warning for you. Don't be prey.

I realize this isn't the popular opinion, and that young women should be able to do anything. The problem is that there are predators in this world, and no amount of 'administrative' help is going to make them go away. No amount of help can undo what has been done. 'Tis better if the predator isn't able to victimize you at all. I realize that you might really want to think that your bestest male buddy, like you, has never (ever) thought of sex with you. I'll give you a hint: if he's a healthy heterosexual (or bisexual) male, and you are attractive enough, he has. Given the opportunity, he probably will try to have sex with you at some point. Don't be prey.

Also, don't be ambiguous. Say 'No' clearly, directly, and mean it. Say that you don't want to have sex in a manner that is clear and unambiguous, 'No, I don't want to have sex with you.' or if you're afraid of hurting his feelings, 'No, you're a great friend but I don't want to have sex with you.' These are unambiguous, and if he continues he is (without a shadow of a doubt) raping you.

Finally, be smart: Should he rape you (after you unambiguously tell him no), go to the hospital as soon as you can get away. Don't wait, don't worry about anything else. You've gotten out alive, and now you have to make sure he never does it to you (or anyone else) again. Don't even think about the school, go to the cops. Cops hate rapists, and the ones that handle sexual assault cases ...


I'm filing this away under "Shait I will need to teach my kid"
 
2014-04-24 02:48:51 PM  
Is it a legitimate cake?
 
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