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(ABC)   The Ku Klux Klansman who shot up a Jewish community center was once arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute. Oy vey   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 124
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2014-04-24 12:46:50 PM  
But in a recorded phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center last fall, Miller claimed that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him.

Hey, at least he wasn't lying when he told his friends he was going to "pound some black ass".
 
2014-04-24 12:51:42 PM  
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2014-04-24 12:53:23 PM  
In the course of their investigation, authorities also learned the stunning details of Miller's arrest a year earlier. Raleigh police officers had caught Miller in  the back seat of a vehicle, in mid-act with a black male prostitute masquerading as a woman.

"It was pretty shocking," says McCullough, "because of his personal stances that he had taken and what he was now accused on engaging in."


Sounds like he was now taking a wide stance.
 
2014-04-24 01:00:56 PM  
Why, since this guy will be locked up forever now, is someone doing opposition research? Why does this matter? What's wrong with black transvestites?
 
2014-04-24 01:25:26 PM  
But of course he was.
 
2014-04-24 01:28:17 PM  
I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.
 
2014-04-24 01:34:19 PM  

PreMortem: Why, since this guy will be locked up forever now, is someone doing opposition research? Why does this matter? What's wrong with black transvestites?


That he's a White Supremacist that rails against homosexuals and people of color and so this paints him as a tad bit hypocritical?  It's hardly surprising, when you're raised in an environment where the thing you want most is forbidden, it's not uncommon to transform all of the ardor you had for that thing into hate, at least on an external basis.  It doesn't change who you are, but you cover your shame by being violently against the thing you really desire.
 
2014-04-24 01:46:27 PM  

timujin: PreMortem: Why, since this guy will be locked up forever now, is someone doing opposition research? Why does this matter? What's wrong with black transvestites?

That he's a White Supremacist that rails against homosexuals and people of color and so this paints him as a tad bit hypocritical?  It's hardly surprising, when you're raised in an environment where the thing you want most is forbidden, it's not uncommon to transform all of the ardor you had for that thing into hate, at least on an external basis.  It doesn't change who you are, but you cover your shame by being violently against the thing you really desire.


Agreed. But labeling him a hypocrite at this point pales in comparison to being a murderer in the public eye, IMO. Besides, something tells me he's going to see a lot of black men in his future.
 
2014-04-24 01:50:32 PM  
PreMortem:
labeling him a hypocrite at this point pales in comparison to being a murderer in the public eye, IMO. Besides, something tells me he's going to see a lot of black men in his future.

Yeah, that's the least of his worries.  But it does provide a little comic relief in an otherwise terrible story.
 
2014-04-24 01:51:47 PM  

PreMortem: timujin: PreMortem: Why, since this guy will be locked up forever now, is someone doing opposition research? Why does this matter? What's wrong with black transvestites?

That he's a White Supremacist that rails against homosexuals and people of color and so this paints him as a tad bit hypocritical?  It's hardly surprising, when you're raised in an environment where the thing you want most is forbidden, it's not uncommon to transform all of the ardor you had for that thing into hate, at least on an external basis.  It doesn't change who you are, but you cover your shame by being violently against the thing you really desire.

Agreed. But labeling him a hypocrite at this point pales in comparison to being a murderer in the public eye, IMO. Besides, something tells me he's going to see a lot of black men in his future.


Sure, but in the 24-hour news cycle, everyone is looking for one more tidbit about the latest major story.
 
2014-04-24 01:55:37 PM  
In his defense black transvestite prostitutes don't secretly run the world
 
2014-04-24 01:58:50 PM  

PreMortem: Why, since this guy will be locked up forever now, is someone doing opposition research? Why does this matter? What's wrong with black transvestites?


How the hell is this your take away?
 
2014-04-24 01:59:02 PM  
well, in his defense who HASN'T been arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute?
 
2014-04-24 01:59:25 PM  
He was clearly just conducting 'research'.  If he was allowed to finish the sex act I'm sure he would still hate them.
 
2014-04-24 01:59:52 PM  
There's no hate like self-hate.
 
2014-04-24 02:01:15 PM  
He shot up a Jewish Community Center.  On a Sunday.  And didn't kill any Jewish people.  Let's just say even as an intolerant and violent piece of human filth that boy ain't right.
 
2014-04-24 02:01:42 PM  
Approves.

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2014-04-24 02:02:05 PM  

stir22: well, in his defense who HASN'T been arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute?


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2014-04-24 02:02:45 PM  
These kinds of people are their own best parody.  What a farking dickhead.  Does that go nearly far enough?  Hypocritical douchecanoe?
 
2014-04-24 02:04:10 PM  
Now if only that prostitute was also Jewish.
 
2014-04-24 02:05:23 PM  

LeroyBourne: He was clearly just conducting 'research'.  If he was allowed to finish the sex act I'm sure he would still hate them.


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2014-04-24 02:05:24 PM  
Cognitive Dissonance, how the fark does it work??!!
 
2014-04-24 02:05:30 PM  
Looks like he was a teabagger in good standing.
 
2014-04-24 02:06:10 PM  
He'll soon be getting all the black pole he can handle down in cell block 3. Unless he aligns with the Aryan Brothers, then he may have a fighting chance. Then again, if they find out he hooked up with a black tranny, they may be the ones kicking his ass everyday.

Any odds on how long this guy will survive prison?
 
2014-04-24 02:08:08 PM  
The only good dick is a black dick! Accept no substitutes.
 
2014-04-24 02:09:00 PM  
My shocked face, let me show it to you.
 
2014-04-24 02:10:03 PM  

Bob Robert: In his defense black transvestite prostitutes don't secretly run the world


Because they'd be happier picking cotton?
 
2014-04-24 02:10:14 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But in a recorded phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center last fall, Miller claimed that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him.

Hey, at least he wasn't lying when he told his friends he was going to "pound some black ass".


The story that he told his friends is that he saw the tranny and told him "I'm going to take you out back and tear your ass up". And he was in the process of tearing his ass up when the cops caught him.
 
2014-04-24 02:11:04 PM  

stir22: well, in his defense who HASN'T been arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute?


Arrested? or Convicted?
 
2014-04-24 02:13:20 PM  

stratagos: Bob Robert: In his defense black transvestite prostitutes don't secretly run the world

Because they'd be happier picking cotton?


WTFark is wrong with you?
 
2014-04-24 02:13:30 PM  
I'm guessing this happened in a club down in old Soho, and that he had some champagne that tasted just like Coca-Cola.
 
2014-04-24 02:13:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But in a recorded phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center last fall, Miller claimed that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him.

Hey, at least he wasn't lying when he told his friends he was going to "pound some black ass".


That is hysterical.  Without reading the article, I was going to say that if only they hadn't stopped him, he'd have completed the lynching.  But apparently not a joke - instead an actual excuse!
 
2014-04-24 02:14:26 PM  

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2014-04-24 02:15:04 PM  

stir22: well, in his defense who HASN'T been arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute?


In my defense, I didn't know the hooker was a dude until afterwards
 
2014-04-24 02:18:04 PM  

Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.


hes not wrong
 
2014-04-24 02:18:44 PM  

timujin: "...it's not uncommon to transform all of the ardor you had for that thing into hate, at least on an external basis.  It doesn't change who you are, but you cover your shame by being violently against the thing you really desire.

"


So that's why my sister-in-law always pushes me down the stairs.
 
2014-04-24 02:18:54 PM  

Anayalator: stratagos: Bob Robert: In his defense black transvestite prostitutes don't secretly run the world

Because they'd be happier picking cotton?

WTFark is wrong with you?


Reference to article about ravings of Nevada BLM welfare sponge rancher guy.
 
2014-04-24 02:19:13 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But in a recorded phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center last fall, Miller claimed that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him.

Hey, at least he wasn't lying when he told his friends he was going to "pound some black ass".


Wow...that's magnificent.
 
2014-04-24 02:19:41 PM  

Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.


I think a lot of people are homophobic because we are growing spiritually. Men especially are learning to tap into their energy bodies and learning to use feelings to connect with others (via remote viewing), where before feelings were considered something that only women tapped into. It's very strange to realize that our real bodies (energy) extend way beyond that which we consider our physical selves. Feeling the energy of others can really freak people out... I am still not used to it, and I've been teaching what I know for over a year.

When people realize that feelings only equate to information and not intent, then I think most people will relax a bit. We are heading into very strange times... Full blown telepathy...
 
2014-04-24 02:20:42 PM  

farkin_Gary: timujin: "...it's not uncommon to transform all of the ardor you had for that thing into hate, at least on an external basis.  It doesn't change who you are, but you cover your shame by being violently against the thing you really desire."


So that's why my sister-in-law always pushes me down the stairs.


Yes, she's all hot for your cock, see if you can get a threesome going with her and your wife.  Report back with the results.
 
2014-04-24 02:21:44 PM  

Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.


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2014-04-24 02:22:07 PM  
Eddie Murphy was in the Klan?
 
2014-04-24 02:23:12 PM  
Obviously a liberal plant, because he didn't shoot any Jews.
 
2014-04-24 02:25:05 PM  
This is the stuff that made Freud bolt upright out of bed in the middle of the night for no apparent reason.
 
2014-04-24 02:25:18 PM  

kvinesknows: Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.

hes not wrong


I'm not saying he was.  But what am I, chopped liver?  He was kinda hot.

Too bad he was an asshole and a huge coke head.
 
2014-04-24 02:25:58 PM  
I think I've seen that porno...
 
2014-04-24 02:28:45 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: We are heading into very strange times... Full blown telepathy...


Well I, for one, am not taking the sleepers; and I'll be damned if I go to prison.
 
2014-04-24 02:29:27 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.

I think a lot of people are homophobic because we are growing spiritually. Men especially are learning to tap into their energy bodies and learning to use feelings to connect with others (via remote viewing), where before feelings were considered something that only women tapped into. It's very strange to realize that our real bodies (energy) extend way beyond that which we consider our physical selves. Feeling the energy of others can really freak people out... I am still not used to it, and I've been teaching what I know for over a year.

When people realize that feelings only equate to information and not intent, then I think most people will relax a bit. We are heading into very strange times... Full blown telepathy...


No.
 
2014-04-24 02:29:41 PM  
I'm betting she wasn't Kosher
 
2014-04-24 02:31:16 PM  

Diogenes: I knew a homophobe who was OK with me but couldn't wrap his brain around how or why I was gay.  Wouldn't shut up about it, actually.  Then out of the blue one day he says to me, "But you know what?  I'd totally do a Brazillian tranny.  They are unbelievable."

What can I say?  People are weird.


Because they're not gay [as such]. They're just women with penises.

/Do who ya wanna do, and let others do the same.
 
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